Time Gentlemen Please
The Pub Landlord’s rules are a pint for the fella and a glass of white wine or fruit based drink for the lady. It might be the 21st century but the landlord’s gaff is the last bastion of all things normal. He ain’t interested in change. It’s just the way things are, and don’t you or anybody else go questioning it.
Seasons
1. A Woman's Place
Air Date: 2000-09-11
The guv bars all women from his pub until a sexy Australian arrives looking for a job.
2. Never Confused
Air Date: 2000-09-18
Ms. Jackson proposes a gay night for the pub.
3. Hoppy Birthday
Air Date: 2000-09-25
The pub celebrates Terry's birthday. Janet tries to make Steve jealous.
4. Monkey's Uncle
Air Date: 2000-10-02
The guv tries to stand up to Greg Thompson after Leslie beats up Greg's nephew.
5. King Barsteward
Air Date: 2000-10-09
Guv is nominated for the Grand Order of Barstewards.
6. Date with Density
Air Date: 2000-10-16
A heatwave inside the pub makes Janet crazy. The guv prepares for his first date in a year.
7. Getting Diggy with It...
Air Date: 2000-10-23
The beer garden is changed into a car park, but work is halted when human remains are found.
8. The Pub That Forgot Time...
Air Date: 2000-10-30
The remains reveal that the pub is sitting on the site of the oldest pub in Britain.
9. Fawkes/Off
Air Date: 2000-11-06
The Guv is missing his son on his birthday.
10. Help! The Aged
Air Date: 2000-11-13
The guv's free-drinks-for-pensioners special backfires.
11. More Tea Vicky?
Air Date: 2000-11-20
Ms. Jackson makes a surprise inspection. Terry gets engaged ... again.
12. Day of the Trivheads
Air Date: 2000-11-27
The pub squares off against the Queen of Hearts on Fact Hunt.
13. Greetings Stout Yeoman
Air Date: 2000-12-04
A slimy salesman convinces the guv to sell Irish stout.
14. Only When I Laugh
Air Date: 2000-12-11
The Guv visits Tony Harris in hospital.
15. Playing Silly Buggers
Air Date: 2000-12-18
The Guv tries to cheer up Janet while a drug dealer takes up residence in Pops' chair.
16. Bar Humbug
Air Date: 2000-12-25
The Guv prepares Christmas dinner at the pub.
17. New Year's Steve
Air Date: 2001-01-01
Greg Thompson lures the regular to the Queen of Hearts to meet ""Cheeky"" Alan Supple.
18. The Return of Martin Greer
Air Date: 2001-01-08
The guv's favorite classmate at the academy returns.
19. Jukebox Fury
Air Date: 2001-01-15
Ms. Jackson reveals that she's pregnant.
20. Farts of Darkness
Air Date: 2001-01-22
Terry mourns for his late mother.
21. A Dave, A Dave-O
Air Date: 2001-01-29
Janets boyfriend visits from Australia. Terry romances Lesley.
22. All the World's a Stag
Air Date: 2001-02-05
Terry prepares for his wedding until a secret is revealed. Greg proposes to Janet.
23. It's a Wonderful Pint
Air Date: 2001-12-25
The pub's regulars try to get the guv out of bed after ten months of seclusion.
1. The Man in the Iron Cask
Air Date: 2002-01-30
Al can't pour a pint without Steve and Janet, making his regulars face sobriety.
2. Got the Painters In
Air Date: 2002-02-06
Ms. Jackson wants to repaint the pub's signs, but no one can remember the name of the pub.
3. Wishing on a Bar
Air Date: 2002-02-13
Irishmen and an evil leprechaun threaten to take over the pub.
4. The Harder They Crawl
Air Date: 2002-02-20
Al and Terry struggle to keep Tony Harris from spending his birthday passed out in the gutter.
5. Landlord of the Giants
Air Date: 2002-02-27
Leslie leaves Lesley for Connie. The prof tries to invent the neverending pint.
6. Beer Necessities
Air Date: 2002-03-06
Ms. Jackson's father forces Connie to pose nude for a pub calendar.
7. Game for a Gaff
Air Date: 2002-03-13
The brewery orders the rustification of the pub.
8. Speed the Ploughmans
Air Date: 2002-03-20
Terry decides to eat only ploughmans lunches. Connie prepares for her philosophy exam.
9. Optics Wide Shut
Air Date: 2002-03-27
The guv crashes the Secret Barstewards' Annual Invitation Only Ball.
10. Storming Up a Cook
Air Date: 2002-04-03
Ms. Jackson hires a celebrity cook for The Cowshed.
11. Of Mice and Mentallists
Air Date: 2002-04-10
Al's ""barman's hands"" becomes public meaning he must go to therapy.
12. The Slopranos
Air Date: 2002-04-17
Al enters therapy with Ms. Jackson's twin sister.
13. This Vale of Beers
Air Date: 2002-04-24
Greg finds religion.
14. Entente Lime Cordial
Air Date: 2002-05-01
The man who stole Al's wife returns from France.
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Rating
7.1/10
Release Date
2000-09-11
Episodes
37 (2 seasons)
Status
Ended
Cast
Production Companies
Avalon Television