Hardly Working

Hardly Working

A sketch comedy web series filmed in the CollegeHumor offices, featuring the writers.

Comedy

Seasons

Ace Ventura

1. Ace Ventura

Air Date: 2008-09-04

A series of timely and accurate impressions.

Secret Santa

2. Secret Santa

Air Date: 2007-12-19

It’s CollegeHumor’s annual gift exchange, and somebody’s always gotta be “the wise guy!”

Pet Peeves

3. Pet Peeves

Air Date: 2008-05-06

Don’t you hate it?

Technical Difficulties

4. Technical Difficulties

Air Date:

This video is hardly working.

Overgrown Guy Girlfriend

5. Overgrown Guy Girlfriend

Air Date: 2008-02-05

Office relationships can be complicated. Some more so than others.

Business Time (1)

6. Business Time (1)

Air Date: 2008-09-04

Some people think there’s more to life than work. They’re called “middle management”.

Crazy Night

7. Crazy Night

Air Date:

It’s criminal how much fun we have when we go out.

Cool English Teacher

8. Cool English Teacher

Air Date: 2008-05-20

Don’t think of him as your teacher. Think of him as your best friend. Please?

Overgrown Guy Girlfriend (2)

9. Overgrown Guy Girlfriend (2)

Air Date: 2008-06-16

She’s back. Not that you even care. You haven’t even said how pretty she looks. Tell her she’s funny.

Daydream

10. Daydream

Air Date:

Sometimes when you’re bored, your mind starts to wander.

Office Casanova

11. Office Casanova

Air Date:

Some people think office romances aren’t a good idea. Those people probably just can’t close a deal.

You’ll Never Guess

12. You’ll Never Guess

Air Date: 2008-07-01

You’ll never guess what happens in this video.

Trilogies (1)

13. Trilogies (1)

Air Date: 2008-09-11

Some movies you just never want to see again. Period. Ever.

American Psychos

14. American Psychos

Air Date: 2008-07-29

You like Hardly Working videos? Their early work was a little too New Wave for my taste.

Agreements

15. Agreements

Air Date: 2008-09-19

Some promises weren’t made to be broken into tiny little pieces.

Superheroes

16. Superheroes

Air Date: 2008-08-28

Saving the world from the burritos of injustice.

Vegetarian

17. Vegetarian

Air Date:

Meat is murder.

New Editor

18. New Editor

Air Date: 2008-09-29

Dan teaches CH’s new editor about the Final Cut Pros and cons of making office videos.

Conga Line

19. Conga Line

Air Date: 2008-09-30

The rhythm is going to kill you.

Brainstorming

20. Brainstorming

Air Date: 2008-10-06

Sometimes you have to think outside of the closet.

Parents Game

21. Parents Game

Air Date: 2008-10-17

It’s all fun and games until you have to call Pat’s dad.

Nerd Scars

22. Nerd Scars

Air Date: 2008-10-21

They’re gonna need a bigger battlestar.

Mugging

23. Mugging

Air Date: 2008-11-06

The lack of human decency in this world is shocking.

Girlfriend

24. Girlfriend

Air Date:

When it comes to sweets, things can get bitter fast.

The New Girl

25. The New Girl

Air Date: 2008-11-14

Facebook changes everything.

60s Day

26. 60s Day

Air Date: 2008-12-03

The decade that defined a generation. Some differently than others.

Goth Dave Matthews Fan

27. Goth Dave Matthews Fan

Air Date: 2008-12-17

His nails may be black, but his heart is tie-dye.

Gale Beggy’s First Day

28. Gale Beggy’s First Day

Air Date: 2009-01-05

Meet the new director of technology or whatever.

Ricky’s Diary

29. Ricky’s Diary

Air Date: 2009-01-15

It’s important to respect a person’s privacy. Unless you want to know their secrets.

Compliments

30. Compliments

Air Date: 2009-02-05

She was fishing for them. Honestly.

Jeff Goes Christian Bale

1. Jeff Goes Christian Bale

Air Date: 2009-02-10

Leaked footage of CollegeHumor’s biggest diva having an epic meltdown on set.

Sarah’s Birthday

2. Sarah’s Birthday

Air Date: 2009-02-11

It’s the thought that counts.

Gonorrhea

3. Gonorrhea

Air Date: 2009-02-24

Everyone has a secret. Some hide them better than others.

Important Phone Call

4. Important Phone Call

Air Date:

Please silence your cell phone before watching this video.

Sitcom

5. Sitcom

Air Date: 2009-03-05

This video was shot in front of a live studio audience.

Something Different

6. Something Different

Air Date: 2009-03-12

Wait, wait, don’t tell us.

Punctuation Recession

7. Punctuation Recession

Air Date: 2009-03-19

This may be the weirdest depression ever. Period.

Office Goofarounds

8. Office Goofarounds

Air Date: 2009-03-23

The most important thing about a prank is the bait. Also the switch.

Airplane

9. Airplane

Air Date: 2009-03-27

Terror at 4 1/2 feet.

Dilly Dally

10. Dilly Dally

Air Date: 2009-04-16

You can only imagine what happens when we lollygag.

Witch Hunt

11. Witch Hunt

Air Date: 2009-04-21

A rousing game of whocummit.

Vacation Day

12. Vacation Day

Air Date: 2009-04-23

Sometimes you just need to drop what you’re doing and unwind.

Gale Beggy’s Presentation

13. Gale Beggy’s Presentation

Air Date: 2009-04-28

CollegeHumor’s Director of Technology is back from the future.

Mother’s Day

14. Mother’s Day

Air Date: 2009-06-23

Yo momma is so loved, you take “Mama’s Boy” as a compliment.

Adults

15. Adults

Air Date: 2009-07-01

They grow up so fast.

Hungover

16. Hungover

Air Date: 2009-07-22

That was my boy!

3D Glasses

17. 3D Glasses

Air Date: 2009-08-19

3 Dimensional 3 Furious.

Bathroom Lock

18. Bathroom Lock

Air Date: 2009-08-31

Sometimes you have to look out for Number 2.

Camouflage

19. Camouflage

Air Date: 2009-09-15

Sometimes it feels like people are looking right through you.

Poker

20. Poker

Air Date: 2009-09-16

He’s bluffing.

Bully

21. Bully

Air Date: 2009-04-01

He wants more than your milk money.

Sarah’s Revenge

22. Sarah’s Revenge

Air Date: 2009-09-25

The dudes in the office have gone way too far.

Drunk in Public

23. Drunk in Public

Air Date: 2009-10-01

If you’re going to be offensive, check your surroundings.

Cool English Teacher (2)

24. Cool English Teacher (2)

Air Date: 2009-10-02

He’s back, and he’s going to inspire you. To leave.

Starfish Gang

25. Starfish Gang

Air Date: 2009-10-12

We ride together, we digest food in our external pyloric stomach together. Starfish for life!

Twitter’s Down

26. Twitter’s Down

Air Date: 2009-10-13

It’s your worst nightmare: No more texting.

Ghost Stories

27. Ghost Stories

Air Date: 2009-10-14

Relax. It was just a thing that went bump in the night.

Hiccups

28. Hiccups

Air Date: 2009-10-16

It’s not prejudice when it’s such a disgusting affliction.

Rookie of the Year

29. Rookie of the Year

Air Date: 2009-10-29

Broken arms don’t hurt as much as broken dreams.

David

30. David

Air Date: 2009-11-05

Sometimes two people just click, ya know?

Stomp

1. Stomp

Air Date: 2009-11-09

Let the rhythm take you over. Bailamos.

Gale Beggy Rescues Balloon Boy

2. Gale Beggy Rescues Balloon Boy

Air Date: 2009-11-18

Don’t call her a hero. She has no idea what that word means.

Love and Sleep

3. Love and Sleep

Air Date: 2009-12-01

If you’re going to wax poetic, make sure you have enough wax.

Learon in America

4. Learon in America

Air Date: 2009-12-03

Learon visits the office to get a taste of American culture, sprinkled with a little pepper sauce.

Metaphorical Preacher

5. Metaphorical Preacher

Air Date: 2009-12-22

Let he who is without lunch cast the first stone.

Glasses

6. Glasses

Air Date: 2010-01-04

Dan should’ve worn his contacts.

Slasher

7. Slasher

Air Date: 2010-01-08

She’s so courteous it’s scary.

Family Guy

8. Family Guy

Air Date: 2010-02-25

It seems today that all you see is violence in the workplace.

Twilight Bros

9. Twilight Bros

Air Date: 2010-02-26

Vampires are basically a sport.

Scooch

10. Scooch

Air Date: 2010-03-09

Move over, old office.

Zombie Bite

11. Zombie Bite

Air Date: 2010-01-29

It’s just a scratch. A horrible, infectious scratch.

Business Jungle

12. Business Jungle

Air Date: 2010-04-01

Task lists and Excel and faxes. Oh my.

I Want My Doctor

13. I Want My Doctor

Air Date: 2010-04-07

Just go with the flow (of the placenta from the uterus).

Uptight Stoners

14. Uptight Stoners

Air Date: 2010-04-09

Aww dude, I have the munchies pretty hard for a crisp Caesar salad right now.

96ing

15. 96ing

Air Date: 2010-04-13

It’s like going to 4th base.

Bullet Trick

16. Bullet Trick

Air Date: 2010-04-15

Anticipation is Danger’s middle name.

Same Shirt

17. Same Shirt

Air Date: 2010-04-21

The two most fashionable dudes in the office pay the ultimate price.

Federal Maaashhhals

18. Federal Maaashhhals

Air Date: 2010-04-28

The only thing thicker than their accents are their heads.

Time Traveler (3)

19. Time Traveler (3)

Air Date: 2010-04-29

First in line at the Apple store by 250 years.

WaDan

20. WaDan

Air Date: 2010-05-25

Dan is beside himself. His weird, purple-and-yellow self.

Basketball Phone

21. Basketball Phone

Air Date: 2010-06-02

There’s no such thing as bad news on a basketball phone.

Party DJ

22. Party DJ

Air Date: 2010-06-03

There’s a party in his pants and you’re not invited, you’re required.

Fish Dance

23. Fish Dance

Air Date:

Reel friends! Real fun!

Evil Crossword

24. Evil Crossword

Air Date: 2010-05-14

J-Witz ain’t too smart, yo.

Applause-O-Meter

25. Applause-O-Meter

Air Date:

Too much of a good thing leads to broken things.

Milk

26. Milk

Air Date: 2010-06-30

It’s called a mustache because it must ache to have one.

Makeover Montage

27. Makeover Montage

Air Date: 2010-07-06

Looks can be deceiving.

The Scene

28. The Scene

Air Date: 2010-07-12

Fanship is stronger than friendom.

Consciences

29. Consciences

Air Date: 2010-06-16

Decision making can be dangerous.

Too Many Seinfelds

30. Too Many Seinfelds

Air Date: 2010-07-20

A sketch about nothing.

Jinx

1. Jinx

Air Date: 2010-08-04

Danger is not his middle name.

Evil Chair

2. Evil Chair

Air Date: 2010-08-04

Being sucked into the bowels of Hell has never been so comfortable.

Religiously

3. Religiously

Air Date: 2010-08-03

To some, Boy Meets World is more than just a show.

Flash Forward

4. Flash Forward

Air Date: 2010-08-09

What if you could see the future, and it looked like an idiot?

Credit Card

5. Credit Card

Air Date:

Being broke stinks.

Obnoxious Kid in Class

6. Obnoxious Kid in Class

Air Date: 2010-08-20

He should really stop hitting himself.

Flat Tire

7. Flat Tire

Air Date: 2010-08-30

Some jokes go too far. This isn’t one of them.

Snooping

8. Snooping

Air Date: 2010-09-23

Watch your back. And your head.

Grampire

9. Grampire

Air Date: 2010-10-04

The one thing he hates more than missing his nap is the sun.

Wait!

10. Wait!

Air Date: 2010-10-28

It’s not what you say, it’s where you stand when you say it.

Let’s Do It

11. Let’s Do It

Air Date: 2010-11-04

All hands on deck!

Desk Toys

12. Desk Toys

Air Date: 2010-11-15

The epic battle for Middle Desk.

Chair Fart

13. Chair Fart

Air Date: 2010-12-10

The next step in the blame game.

Ice Cream Cake

14. Ice Cream Cake

Air Date:

Let him eat cakes.

Stubbed Toe Guy

15. Stubbed Toe Guy

Air Date: 2011-01-12

Streeter’s new character blows up.

You Feelin’ It?

16. You Feelin’ It?

Air Date:

The drug that plays with your head before you even take it.

Bomb

17. Bomb

Air Date: 2011-01-07

If you can’t save ‘em, join ‘em.

Stewie Keychain

18. Stewie Keychain

Air Date: 2010-12-22

It’s just a harmless novelty keychain, right?

Stockholm Syndrome

19. Stockholm Syndrome

Air Date: 2011-02-16

If you love somebody, don’t set them free.

The Perfect Woman

20. The Perfect Woman

Air Date: 2011-02-25

Love comes in all shapes and sizes.

Sit-Ups

21. Sit-Ups

Air Date: 2012-03-12

Dan and David do a simple workout together.

New Jeff

22. New Jeff

Air Date: 2011-03-08

An experiment gone horribly average.

That’s the Thing

23. That’s the Thing

Air Date: 2011-03-28

Jake loves two things: partying hard and airtight arguments.

Car Alarm

24. Car Alarm

Air Date: 2011-04-12

Creativity is 1% inspiration and 99% irritation.

The Ultimate Prank

25. The Ultimate Prank

Air Date: 2011-03-10

Brace yourself.

Trading Lunches

26. Trading Lunches

Air Date: 2011-04-26

You can’t always eat what you want.

Gun Hero

27. Gun Hero

Air Date:

Sometimes, you have to improvise. Even when you shouldn’t.

Boring Conversation

28. Boring Conversation

Air Date:

I think we’re saying the same thing here.

Hoagies

29. Hoagies

Air Date: 2011-05-23

You say tomato. I say shut up.

The Human GIF

30. The Human GIF

Air Date: 2012-06-10

He’s God’s GIF to mankind.

Suck It Out

1. Suck It Out

Air Date: 2011-06-07

Suck it up.

Start-Up Guys Pitch Sam

2. Start-Up Guys Pitch Sam

Air Date: 2011-06-15

The best web strategy is one you don’t understand.

The Treasure Is Our Friendship

3. The Treasure Is Our Friendship

Air Date: 2011-06-22

It was buried deep inside them.

Trying Water

4. Trying Water

Air Date: 2011-07-02

There’s a first time for everything.

Baby Photo

5. Baby Photo

Air Date: 2011-06-07

Too cute for words. Nice words, anyway.

Start-Up Guys at Internet Week

6. Start-Up Guys at Internet Week

Air Date: 2011-07-13

He’s dead serious.

Wishful Thinking

7. Wishful Thinking

Air Date: 2011-07-26

Dream a little bigger. Or at all, really.

Troughing

8. Troughing

Air Date: 2011-09-16

Dig in. Pig out.

Cool English Teacher (3)

9. Cool English Teacher (3)

Air Date: 2011-08-24

The most dangerous mind is an idiot’s.

Lie Detector

10. Lie Detector

Air Date: 2011-08-24

The truth is ugly sometimes, especially if it’s made of polyester.

Standoff

11. Standoff

Air Date: 2011-08-30

Some gangsters give David a hard time.

Body Swap

12. Body Swap

Air Date: 2011-09-15

Walk a mile in your own shoes.

Make-Up

13. Make-Up

Air Date: 2011-09-25

Jeff covers up a little too much.

Spanish Exam

14. Spanish Exam

Air Date: 2011-09-25

You didn’t study, did you?

Boozy Couple - Time for Drinks

15. Boozy Couple - Time for Drinks

Air Date: 2011-10-11

For Pat’s parents, it’s 5pm everywhere.

Cheers

16. Cheers

Air Date: 2011-10-25

Dan tries to go glass to glass.

Horsey Ride

17. Horsey Ride

Air Date: 2011-11-06

Say neigh to horseplay.

Hands Down Pants

18. Hands Down Pants

Air Date: 2011-11-11

They’re not just happy to see you.

Children’s Film

19. Children’s Film

Air Date: 2012-02-13

There are no bad ideas.

Maidmer

20. Maidmer

Air Date: 2012-03-06

Love is blind, fortunately.

Pre Game

21. Pre Game

Air Date: 2012-03-01

The early bird gets the drunk.

Name Droppers

22. Name Droppers

Air Date: 2012-05-17

The many, many famous people I’ve met are no big deal.

Breaking Bad

23. Breaking Bad

Air Date: 2012-05-23

Josh enters the dark world of pretend meth dealing.

Stressed Out

24. Stressed Out

Air Date: 2012-06-05

David and Pat are too frustrated for words.

Soda Prank

25. Soda Prank

Air Date: 2012-06-18

Murph falls for the grossest joke in the book.

Office Force

26. Office Force

Air Date: 2012-07-16

Working together, we can become less powerful than you could possibly imagine.

Bill Murray

27. Bill Murray

Air Date: 2012-07-18

Pat meets the star of “Rushmore,” “Ghostbusters,” and his worst nightmare.

Passive Assholes

28. Passive Assholes

Air Date: 2012-08-21

We’re not “mad”.

Hoops

29. Hoops

Air Date: 2012-08-27

Pat, David, and Emily shoot nothing but net.

Fire Warden

30. Fire Warden

Air Date: 2012-09-03

The safest thing you can do is not listen to him.

Average Night Out

1. Average Night Out

Air Date: 2012-09-20

The gang recalls a night to vaguely remember.

Skyrim

2. Skyrim

Air Date: 2012-09-24

Pat and Emily create the perfect warrior – whether they want to or not.

Five Fingers of Death

3. Five Fingers of Death

Air Date: 2012-10-12

Pat learns the best defense is way-too-much offense.

Bathroom Numbers

4. Bathroom Numbers

Air Date: 2012-10-19

Murph does his business by the book.

Bane Mugs

5. Bane Mugs

Air Date: 2012-10-05

The annoyance rises, Brother!

Porky Piggin’ It

6. Porky Piggin’ It

Air Date: 2012-11-02

The gang is exposed to some new fashion.

Yoga Teachers

7. Yoga Teachers

Air Date: 2012-12-21

They will scare you to your core.

Lady Macbething

8. Lady Macbething

Air Date: 2012-12-14

Don’t give in to Shakespeer-pressure.

Adult Outbreak

9. Adult Outbreak

Air Date: 2013-01-18

Growing up is contagious and often fatal.

The Billy Crystal

10. The Billy Crystal

Air Date: 2013-02-07

One zinger to rule them all.

Fraggle Rock

11. Fraggle Rock

Air Date: 2013-03-08

Dan gives Pat and Owen some terrible, adorable news.

Pooping without Your Phone

12. Pooping without Your Phone

Air Date: 2013-03-15

No email. No Internet. No hope.

Zero Dark Thirty Bros

13. Zero Dark Thirty Bros

Air Date: 2013-03-29

They’re weapons of self-destruction.

School Spirit

14. School Spirit

Air Date: 2013-06-07

Owen’s college rivals are total classholes.

What Every Prank Show Basically Is

15. What Every Prank Show Basically Is

Air Date: 2013-06-14

Pat & Street’s new prank show has a great catchphrase. And little else.

Script Meeting

16. Script Meeting

Air Date: 2013-05-24

There are no small parts.

Standing Desk

17. Standing Desk

Air Date: 2013-06-28

Watch this video standing and you’ll burn 2 extra calories.

Fasting Contest (with Ben Schwartz)

18. Fasting Contest (with Ben Schwartz)

Air Date: 2013-08-14

Fasting makes them furious.

The True Horrors of a World without Blockbuster

19. The True Horrors of a World without Blockbuster

Air Date: 2013-11-22

Imagine doing all that just to watch a movie.

She’s Such a Butterphone

20. She’s Such a Butterphone

Air Date: 2014-02-12

She’s a 10 but her phone’s a 1.0.

The Guy Who Has Never Seen or Heard of Anything

21. The Guy Who Has Never Seen or Heard of Anything

Air Date: 2014-03-07

What’s a “Leonardo DiCaprio?”

This Is the Worst EMT Trainer Ever

22. This Is the Worst EMT Trainer Ever

Air Date: 2014-03-03

He’s just in it for the free juiceboxes.

Should We Do a Bitcoin Sketch?

23. Should We Do a Bitcoin Sketch?

Air Date: 2014-04-10

Watch now before it’s not worth your time.

He’s Such a McConaughey

24. He’s Such a McConaughey

Air Date: 2014-04-09

Judging someone is not alright, alright, alright.

The Social Consequences of Everything

25. The Social Consequences of Everything

Air Date: 2014-04-18

It’s now socially unacceptable to do anything, anywhere.

Pat Cassels vs. Mark Zuckerberg

26. Pat Cassels vs. Mark Zuckerberg

Air Date: 2014-05-29

No Caption

The Guy Who Likes Every Sports Team

27. The Guy Who Likes Every Sports Team

Air Date: 2014-06-06

He lived in Chicago for a summer ten years ago, so you know he reps the Bears.

The Guy Who’s Never Seen Game of Thrones

28. The Guy Who’s Never Seen Game of Thrones

Air Date: 2014-06-12

We all know one. Just maybe not this bad.

The Gun Control Debate Told through Nerf Guns

29. The Gun Control Debate Told through Nerf Guns

Air Date: 2014-06-21

You can pry it from his soft, foam hands.

Fart Martyr

30. Fart Martyr

Air Date: 2014-06-20

Are you willing to fartyr yourself?

1. Your CrossFit Friends

Air Date: 2014-09-13

They’re shredded in the head.

2. The Epic Bacon Boys: Internet Popularity Consultants

Air Date: 2014-09-20

Scoot and Zipper advise your website on how to get mad hits.

3. You Have Got to Try Heroin

Air Date: 2014-10-04

It’s more addictive than Game of Thrones.

4. Dude, Are You Gay?

Air Date: 2014-10-16

Bro, your homophobia is showing.

5. Sex Dungeons and Dragons

Air Date: 2015-01-03

Your deepest fantasies meet your favorite fantasy game.

6. Your “I Don’t Care about Sports” Friend

Air Date: 2014-12-13

We all know an anti-sports robot.

7. How to Pretend You Like That Shitty Gift

Air Date: 2014-12-20

Give the gift of lying.

8. My New Year’s Resolution Is to Get My Dick out of This Toaster

Air Date: 2015-01-01

Reach for your dreams, and see what pops up.

9. The Guy Who’s Too Casual about Plans

Air Date: 2015-01-15

He totally goes with the flow. Or not. He’ll let you know if he can.

10. Are We Ready to Go Yet?

Air Date: 2015-01-22

I just gotta pee quick, and then I’ll be ready.

11. Damon Lindelof’s Mysteries Are Just Annoying

Air Date: 2015-01-29

Who is our protagonist? What is his motivation?

12. Everyone’s High School Boyfriend

Air Date: 2015-02-05

He doesn’t have a job, so he hangs out at yours.

13. If People Left Parties Like They Leave Facebook

Air Date: 2015-03-25

It’s fine to just leave.

14. Why You’re More Successful than Steve Jobs

Air Date: 2015-04-02

If at first you don’t succeed, just redefine success.

15. Are My Lady Parts Normal?

Air Date: 2015-04-09

Your weird is my normal. Unless that’s weird.

16. How to Braid Your Hair Like in Game of Thrones

Air Date: 2015-04-10

The perfect braid for getting decapitated.

17. If CrossFitters Took a Yoga Class

Air Date: 2015-04-16

Relax your mind so you can destroy your body.

18. The Guy Who Had a “Crazy” Night

Air Date: 2015-04-30

It was crazy, but also, it was insane.

19. The Worst Video Game Controller Ever Made

Air Date: 2015-05-07

Ain’t no party like a third party because the third party makes terrible controllers.

20. What Happens When You Tell People You Can’t Eat Gluten

Air Date: 2015-05-13

That’s so sad. Want a sandwich?

21. The Guy Who Listens by Interrupting You

Air Date: 2015-05-14

It’s called hyperactive listening.

22. Wacky Hijinks from the 80s Comedies Were Mostly Rape

Air Date: 2015-06-11

The ‘80s were a wacky, rape-y time.

23. If People Treated Personal Deaths Like Celebrity Deaths

Air Date: 2015-06-23

This is actually affecting me. Weird!

24. When Not to Correct People’s Grammar

Air Date: 2015-07-09

I before “e” especially after grief.

25. What It’s like Being on a Group Text

Air Date: 2015-07-30

Just start a new fucking thread already.

26. 10 Things to Do Before You Die

Air Date: 2015-08-06

Because you never know when the end might come.

27. What We Do to Avoid Our Exes

Air Date: 2015-08-13

You’ll never be safe (or happy) again.

28. The Secret Power of Periods

Air Date: 2015-09-10

No one is safe from the sync.

29. The Guy Who’s Definitely Not Keeping Your Secret

Air Date: 2015-09-18

Secrets, secrets are no fun, unless they are for – wait, don’t tell anyone!

1. Why Can’t You Watch Netflix at Work?

Air Date: 2015-09-24

What do you mean it’s frowned upon?

2. Don’t Look at the Comments

Air Date: 2015-09-30

Just don’t look at them.

3. If Couples Acted Like They Do on Facebook

Air Date: 2015-10-08

But can’t you two just talk in person?

4. The Guy Who Always Talks about Hot Girls

Air Date: 2015-10-10

Dude, please stop talking.

5. The Guy Who Finishes Your Sentences

Air Date: 2015-10-15

You clearly don’t under – pants.

6. Other Ways to Say “Netflix and Chill”

Air Date: 2015-10-24

Don’t limit yourselves, there are so many more options!

7. I Love Fall More than You

Air Date: 2015-11-07

Everyone likes fall and pumpkin spice lattes don’t even fucking taste like pumpkin.

8. What Happens When You Become an Aunt

Air Date: 2015-11-12

She used to be quirky, now she’s kooky.

9. When Coming Out Goes Better Than You Thought

Air Date: 2015-11-19

Coming out can be crazy, but clearly not as crazy as shirts.

10. My Box of Bullshit Came!

Air Date: 2015-11-28

Oh perfect, a monthly subscription of complete bullshit.

11. Everyone Is Waiting to Talk about Themselves

Air Date: 2015-12-01

Can you hurry up so I can talk about me?

12. I Wore Make-Up for a Week

Air Date: 2015-12-03

Witness one man’s completely unnecessary journey.

13. The Guy Who Won’t Stop Talking about Jar Jar Banks

Air Date: 2015-12-15

Wasn’t that, like, over a decade ago?

14. Why Am I Checking Facebook Again?

Air Date: 2015-12-28

It’s a vicious cycle.

15. If People Were Sentimental Like They Are on Facebook

Air Date: 2016-01-07

Looks like it’s time for yet another unwarranted acceptance speech on Facebook.

16. I Want to Believe (in a Good X-Files Reboot)

Air Date: 2016-01-15

Please, don’t get our hopes up again.

17. The New Guy Is Totally on the Spectrum

Air Date: 2016-01-20

Everyone who works here is pretty special in their own way.

18. Don’t Pay Your Student Loans

Air Date: 2016-02-11

Think of all the things you can do with that money instead.

19. The Social Media Version of Your Ex-Girlfriend

Air Date: 2016-02-13

She’s the worst. And she’s everywhere.

20. How Does the Holy Trinity Poop?

Air Date: 2016-02-20

Holy shit, am I right?

21. Yellderly: Young People Who Complain Like They’re Old

Air Date: 2016-02-25

Stop complaining, you grouchy shit.

22. Where the Weirdest Internet Links Come From

Air Date: 2016-03-08

But seriously, why would you think I’d click that link?

23. Birth Control Methods Keep Getting Weirder

Air Date: 2016-03-22

Female birth control is getting a little out of hand.

24. This True Crime Documentary Will Make Me Famous

Air Date: 2016-03-24

Clearly, the only way to fame is murder.

25. The C-Word, but for Men

Air Date: 2016-03-25

It needs to be biting and deadly.

26. I Didn’t Eat Bread Once

Air Date: 2016-04-01

If only that’s how diets worked in real life.

27. Best Friends in Rom Coms Are All Alcoholics

Air Date: 2016-04-04

Girl, we are getting a bottle of wine.

28. The Guy Who Deflects Compliments

Air Date: 2016-04-11

Just take the fucking compliment.

29. How to Hide You’re out of Shape

Air Date: 2016-04-15

I’m faking you all out.

30. Why You Can’t Think of the Perfect Comeback

Air Date: 2016-04-18

So close, and yet so far.

1. The Coolest Death Ever!

Air Date: 2016-04-20

Niiiice.

2. Why Bernie Sanders Is Actually Winning

Air Date: 2016-04-25

Did you remember to subtract then re-add the super delegates?

3. The 7 Impressions Dudes Always Do

Air Date: 2016-04-29

Alright, alright, alright…

4. When You Don’t Recognise a Friend Request

Air Date: 2016-05-02

It’s an elementary act of deduction.

5. The Opposite of a Wing Man

Air Date: 2016-05-04

Every young Lothario needs a trusty albatross to balance out the wing man.

6. If Adult Cereals Had Mascots

Air Date: 2016-05-06

Silly breakfast mascot, everyone knows oatmeal is for sad adults!

7. When Your Facebook Thread Gets Hijacked

Air Date: 2016-05-11

You see, this is our Facebook thread now.

8. When “Sure” Actually Means “No”

Air Date: 2016-05-13

Just say no.

9. You Can Be Terrible If You Call It “Self-Care”

Air Date: 2016-05-16

It’s not selfish if you neeeeed it.

10. Our Ninja Sketch Got Whitewashed

Air Date: 2016-05-18

The beloved, classic tale of a failing foreign culture saved by a white man.

11. These Sketch Pitches Are Too Personal

Air Date: 2016-05-20

At least Grant thinks they’re funny.

12. What You Hope Happens When You Share a YouTube Video

Air Date: 2016-05-24

Some people see nothing special in sharing funny Internet videos, but they’re wrong.

13. Shopping for a New Version of You

Air Date: 2016-05-28

Are you the kind of bad bitch who wears $500 t-shirts just because?

14. After Four Sneezes the World Turns against You

Air Date: 2016-06-03

Four sneezes deep and you’re just a terrorist to goodwill and productivity.

15. It Will Never Be Cold Again!

Air Date: 2016-06-09

Do you know anyone at the North or South pole who might want our fleece-lined boxers?

16. Crap! You Like an Old Instagram Post!

Air Date: 2016-06-10

For a totally believable story you’re gonna need a truly embarrassing photo.

17. You Weren’t “Born in the Wrong Decade”

Air Date: 2016-06-16

We would have crushed it in the 1770s.

18. This Thumbnail Is a Butt

Air Date: 2016-06-17

Sometimes all you wanna do is slap a butt on a thumbnail and go the eff home.

19. How Uber Rides Are like First Dates

Air Date: 2016-06-24

Who talks first? And what if he’s wearing terrible cologne? And what if we get murdered?

20. Facebook’s Algorithm Is like the Mafia

Air Date: 2016-07-01

If you want people to see your little “YouTubes,” you best throw us some dough, capisce?

21. If Sex Talk Was like Office Talk

Air Date: 2016-07-02

Putting the “W” in “NSFW”.

22. Strip Clubs Suck

Air Date: 2016-07-07

Nothing we love more than hangin’ with our buds when we’re horny!

23. Trustworthy Reviews from 500 Assholes

Air Date: 2016-07-08

A-holes’ opinions are meaningless, unless there’s 500 of them.

24. What to Do in an Earthquake

Air Date: 2016-07-21

Everybody knows earthquakes are more afraid of you than you are of them.

25. Bring Your F*ck-Up Sibling to Work Day

Air Date: 2016-07-23

If you’re not sure you have one, you might be one.

26. If Internet Ads Were Salesmen

Air Date: 2016-07-26

You’ve got high standards, and we’ve got the high quality goods to match.

27. Everything Is Too PC These Days

Air Date: 2016-07-28

Isn’t that technically a microaggression?

28. Donald Trump Will Never Be President… or Will He?

Air Date: 2016-08-06

It’s crazy to think that buffoon could ever win an election.

29. Why Summer Is Women’s Winter

Air Date: 2016-08-13

When spring turns to summer/And there are blossoms on the trees/The August air doth turn to ice/And all the women freeze!

30. Bond with Strangers by Mocking Your Friends

Air Date: 2016-08-26

What are we supposed to do, make normal small talk?

31. Canceling Plans Showdown

Air Date: 2016-04-22

A nail biting contest of irresponsibility.

1. Why Was I Tagged Last on Facebook

Air Date: 2016-09-03

No one “just” tags people randomly on Facebook.

2. Don’t Worry, My Sunburn Will Turn into a Tan

Air Date: 2016-09-10

You know you’re on the right track when you look like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.

3. The Guy Who Only Posts Sad Stories on Facebook

Air Date: 2016-09-22

The evil men do will not be forgiven by any just God.

4. Why the Hell Is He Her Boyfriend

Air Date: 2016-09-24

There’s ALWAYS a reason.

5. You Remind Me of My Ugly Friend

Air Date: 2016-10-07

It’s fun to have an office doppelganger!

6. Your Healthy Friend Who Still Does Drugs

Air Date: 2016-10-12

Water is healthy, less so when you add crushed up Xanax.

7. Well, Well, Well, Late for Work Again?

Air Date: 2016-11-11

Where the hell were you?

8. Don’t Blame Your Crappy Behaviour on Personality Tests

Air Date: 2016-11-18

Our patronus is a mountain hare, which gives us the courage to say that your horoscope is ridiculous.

9. Obama Pardoned the Turkey That Killed My Family

Air Date: 2016-11-22

Gobble gobble, motherf***er.

10. Every Day Is a Holiday on Twitter

Air Date: 2016-11-26

You will never know the pain of being truly alone on National Calico Cat Appreciation Day.

11. Every Day Is a Holiday on Twitter - Outtakes

Air Date: 2016-11-26

If you can’t tweet ‘em, join ‘em. Or something like that.

12. Is Everyone Using Me for My Costco Membership?

Air Date: 2016-12-02

On the other hand, how else are you going to get your mitts on gallon tubs of hummus?

13. Is Trump the President or Am I Brain Damaged?

Air Date: 2017-01-20

At least Donald Duck was in the navy.

14. Making Bigoted Jokes Because You Care

Air Date: 2017-01-24

Obviously, the only way to prove to your friend that your relationship transcends decades of discrimination is to brutally mock them.

15. Bar Trivia Ruins Your Night

Air Date: 2017-01-26

One doesn’t simply ‘leave the bar’ when the trivia begins.

16. Nerds and Jocks Both Think They’re Underdogs

Air Date: 2017-01-31

Now the backlash to a backlash to sports has lashed back to a backlash to a backlash to a backlash to sports.

17. Grant Is a Huge Klutz Idiot

Air Date: 2017-02-02

Oh, boy, Mondays, am I right?

18. Maybe THIS Stupid Thing Will Fix My Life

Air Date: 2017-02-04

Finally, a meditation app to help you destress from push notifications on your productivity app.

19. Oh No, There Are Kids at This Party

Air Date: 2017-02-09

We say: lean into it.

20. Everything Is a Dating App

Air Date: 2017-02-11

If you’ve never used Waze to hit on a hot mama in traffic, GTFO.

21. This Drink Is Embarrassing

Air Date: 2017-02-23

It takes a big man to drink from a chalice.

22. The Guy Who Returned to Facebook

Air Date: 2017-02-25

The past nine days have really changed everything.

23. What Minority Report Computers Would Really Be Like

Air Date: 2017-03-04

Bending the laws of time and space; violating the laws of personal space.

24. Wow, Everyone’s Flirting with Me

Air Date: 2017-03-11

You guys are such flirty little a-holes.

25. Someone Is Leaking CollegeHumor’s Secrets

Air Date: 2017-03-18

Be on the lookout for \Uh-Oh! Furniture Tunnel!

26. Watching TV Is Work

Air Date: 2017-03-25

Netflix and extremely not chill.

27. Don’t Eat the Laundry Pods

Air Date: 2017-03-31

Why did they have to make them all the tasty colors?

28. A Video with Text on Top and Bottom

Air Date: 2017-04-04

It’s called letterboxing.

29. I Don’t See Race

Air Date: 2017-04-08

I guess my eyes have just evolved to be like, so progressive.

30. Conversational Ripcord: The Fastest Way to Leave a Conversation!

Air Date: 2017-04-11

No one cares about elves, Trapp.

1. Mankind’s Last Hope: People Who Are Good at Online Quizzes

Air Date: 2017-04-18

Bad news, sir. The aliens are INTJ, and we’re ENTP. Totally incompatible.

2. How Tall Is Grant?

Air Date: 2017-04-22

If Grant is taller than Katie, but shorter than Zac, but Katie is taller than Zac… What the fuck is happening?!

3. How Tall Is Grant? - Behind the Scenes

Air Date: 2017-04-22

But seriously, how tall is he?

4. Everyone’s Favourite New Cast Member

Air Date: 2017-04-28

We love having Raph around the office. On another note, why is the new janitor pitching sketches?

5. I Got No Sleep Last Night

Air Date: 2017-05-06

Oh god, next he’ll tell us how bad traffic was….

6. Trump’s Brilliant Strategy

Air Date: 2017-05-11

The guy who has trouble reading has us in the palm of his hand!

7. We’re from the Same Town

Air Date: 2017-05-16

Oh, I lived in Chicago, but only in a small locked room.

8. Trump Cannot Be Destroyed

Air Date: 2017-05-18

This is dark, ancient magic.

9. I’m Black, Not Poor

Air Date: 2017-05-20

Uhhh’ one second, I’ve got a GoFundMe page that I need to delete.

10. Studying for Dream Exams

Air Date: 2017-05-24

At least I have all my clothes on this time.

11. Katie Gets Busted

Air Date: 2017-07-01

DMT’s still legal though, right?

12. Slobbery Blunts Are Gross

Air Date: 2017-06-03

The saliva activates the crystals.

13. Please Make Fun of Me

Air Date: 2017-06-24

Quiet down, guys! There’s a new girl, so we gotta be nice.

14. Grant Gets a Beehive Stuck on His Head

Air Date: 2017-06-29

Oh, Grant.

15. Too Many Weddings

Air Date: 2017-07-06

Fly to Maui for two days? Sure!

16. Being in Public: Men vs. Women

Air Date: 2017-07-08

Hi, it’s me, the person who completely misses the point, here to tell you, men get murdered, too.

17. Zac Bought a Whip

Air Date: 2017-07-13

Ahh! My glass menagerie!

18. Your Friend Who Lives Too Far Away

Air Date: 2017-07-15

I shouldn’t need to refill my gas tank on the way to your house.

19. Different Friends to Different People

Air Date: 2017-07-20

“Just be yourself” only works if you’re like, super cool to begin with.

20. Sorry, What’d You Say Again?

Air Date: 2017-07-22

When you don’t hear what someone said to you, sometimes the best plan is to just throw yourself into a ravine.

21. You Can Never Take the Last Cookie

Air Date: 2017-07-27

You wouldn’t want to be rude, would you? We didn’t think so.

22. Your Super Low Maintenance Friend

Air Date: 2017-07-29

Not caring about anything is surprisingly annoying.

23. Wow, Everyone’s Flirting with Ally

Air Date: 2017-08-05

So Ally’s the hot new cheese on the pizza, is she? Oh, you boys!

24. No, I Eat More Garbage!

Air Date: 2017-08-10

The standoff to show once and for all who is the bigger garbage person: Rekha or Ally.

25. Alex Jones’ Head Finally Exploded

Air Date: 2017-08-17

He’s like Stretch Armstrong left in a car console on a hot summer day.

26. When People Find Out You Can’t Swim

Air Date: 2017-08-26

You don’t know how to swim? But it’s so easy! Just jump in the water and swim! See? So easy.

27. The Guy Who Overhypes Everything

Air Date: 2017-08-31

Lenjamin hypes stuff up just a little too much. A BLT didn’t “change your life,” man.

28. Drinking Games Suck

Air Date: 2017-09-02

Why can’t we just drink and hang out? Jeez, what are you, a close friend of mine?

29. Health Science Is Bullsh*t

Air Date: 2017-09-09

Make up your mind, health nuts! Next, you’ll say cigarettes are bad for me!

30. Those Jake and Amir Dolls Are Creepy As Hell

Air Date: 2017-09-17

Raph’s not a fan of our Jake and Amir dolls, even though they’re made with Jake and Amir’s real hair and skin.

1. Vampire Doesn’t Feel Invited

Air Date: 2017-09-30

If we didn’t want to invite you, why would we have included garlic-free tapas and a ‘blood’ option on the menu?

2. I Won’t Let This Bit Die

Air Date: 2017-11-04

Katie’s office joke costume budget is over $530,000 a year.

3. Male Friendships Are Just Bullying

Air Date: 2017-11-09

This colossal big time piece of crap loser is the best friend I’ve ever had.

4. When Someone’s Trying Too Hard to Have Fun

Air Date: 2017-11-11

Sorry, Andrew W.K., but there IS such thing as partying too hard.

5. Stop Pitching Sketches about Other Cast Members

Air Date: 2017-11-25

I’m still sour about her sketch “Whoever Writes Our YouTube Video Descriptions Smells Like Cat Dander And Fart”.

6. Don’t Start a Podcast

Air Date: 2017-11-27

Go ahead and remove that Blue Snowball microphone from your Amazon cart. It’s not gonna work.

7. Let’s Not Get a Drink Sometime

Air Date: 2017-11-30

It has absolutely not been too long.

8. I Swear I Didn’t Wreck the Bathroom

Air Date: 2017-12-07

We had to demolish the whole office building. Thanks, Zac.

9. The Best Christmas Songs Are Sad

Air Date: 2017-12-16

That festive-depressive time of year for bummer carols, morbid melodies, and mugs of milky liquor.

10. Obscure Christmas Songs

Air Date: 2017-12-18

Coming up next, more of those Greek Cathtestants of the Latter Day Saints classics.

11. Gifts That Are Clearly for Yourself

Air Date: 2017-12-21

I got you this tattoo of a sick-ass dragon on my back for Hanukkah. You’re welcome.

12. The True Meaning of Christmas

Air Date: 2017-12-23

Oh, Grant, relax and shut up – it all makes sense if you don’t think about it.

13. Don’t Jinx Anything by Celebrating

Air Date: 2018-01-04

If everything goes according to plan, we’ll have a little bash on my deathbed.

14. When You Get Stuck in a Conversation

Air Date: 2018-01-06

Mayday, mayday – I’m trapped in a vortex, and none of my social cues are working.

15. You Weren’t Supposed to See That Photo

Air Date: 2018-01-09

It’s actually a really normal fetish. There’s, like, a whole subreddit for it.

16. Remembering Someone by Their Facebook Posts

Air Date: 2018-01-11

Hopefully somebody up in heaven will help Raph figure out what to have for lunch today.

17. Leaving Out the Best Part

Air Date: 2018-01-18

No one cares what the traffic was like.

18. Are You a Millennial?

Air Date: 2018-01-20

I’m whatever generation it is when you can never die because of a sacrifice made to the olden gods.

19. Did You Get My Email?

Air Date: 2018-01-23

I was going to respond, as soon as I finished inhaling.

20. The Girl Who Can’t Let Things Go

Air Date: 2018-01-25

Leave the grudges to those two terrifying Asian ghost children.

21. This Guy Is Cooler Than You

Air Date: 2018-02-01

This sketch is funnier than famous 1920s french clown, Pierre LePie!

22. Is Grant Keith from BuzzFeed?

Air Date: 2018-02-10

We finally answer the YouTube commenters’ burning question.

23. You’re All a Bunch of Phone Zombies

Air Date: 2018-02-13

Can’t we all put our phones away and try to be present during this emergency?

24. Bad Polling Is Ruining Everything

Air Date: 2018-02-15

So you’re telling me that my mom’s Sweetest Boy in World poll was wrong?

25. Wait, Start That Story Again

Air Date: 2018-02-22

I’m supposed to write a caption but honestly I wasn’t really paying attention.

26. Did You Know We Work with a Sex Demon?

Air Date: 2018-03-10

But he seems like such a nice guy.

27. What One Year of Trump Feels Like

Air Date: 2018-03-13

Oh, the good (sort of) old days.

28. Who’s Gonna Call the Lyft?

Air Date: 2018-03-15

Take off your shoes in a stranger’s car just a few times, and all of a sudden you’re “disgusting”.

29. The Guy Who Won’t Talk about Politics

Air Date: 2018-03-22

People are so stubborn about “rights”.

30. Making Up a Sketch on the Spot

Air Date: 2018-03-29

Katie is the Rain Man of making up sketch pitches on the spot.

1. April Fools Day on the Internet Sucks

Air Date: 2018-03-31

These half-assed online pranks are so lame. Unless they’re about genie movies. Those are still good.

2. Gimmick Workouts Aren’t Real Exercise

Air Date: 2018-04-07

Grant’s working smarter, not harder.

3. Future Raph’s Only Regret

Air Date: 2018-04-12

He might be missing teeth, but his gut flora’s never looked better.

4. Grant and Katie Are Starting Their Own Company

Air Date: 2018-04-14

They’re throwing out the rulebook for a different copy of that same rulebook.

5. Your Contacts List Is a Mess

Air Date: 2018-05-01

Phones are for storing important contacts like “Red Shirt – Starbucks”.

6. When You Don’t Get Nerdy References

Air Date: 2018-05-03

If only nerds knew what it felt like to be mocked for their interests.

7. The Babies Are on Fire

Air Date: 2018-05-08

The way these babies fight for their lives is so inspiring, it would be wrong to intervene.

8. The Guy Who’s a Total Rap Snob

Air Date: 2018-05-17

Young Thug is so uncouth. Raph prefers classic songs like Other People’s P*ssy.

9. Have Sex with Josh for Me

Air Date: 2018-06-07

Why won’t you do this one thing for me that I secretly want to do?

10. Wish I Was Gay

Air Date: 2018-06-09

Who wants to go to the South, anyway?

11. The Guy Who Won’t Call In Sick

Air Date: 2018-06-19

Brennan is not going to let the tiniest bit of Ebola stop him from pitching 3-4 comedy sketches.

12. Comedy Sucks (with Bassem Youssef)

Air Date: 2018-06-26

What do Grant, Raph, Katie, and handsome ex-heart surgeon Bassem Youssef all have in common?

13. My Mom Is Stalking Me

Air Date: 2018-06-30

Raph’s creepy stalker was taking pictures of him nine months before he was even born.

14. You’re Too Sad to Argue With

Air Date: 2018-07-05

Brennan is there for Rekha, and that means he needs to abandon all logic.

15. Defender of the Basic

Air Date: 2018-07-17

How dare you forsake pumpkin spice?

16. Grant Forgets He Sucks

Air Date: 2018-07-19

Grant has amnesia. Not even a cool story. He hit his head on his car roof because he forgot it’s not a convertible.

17. Everyone Thinks They’re an Expert

Air Date: 2018-07-24

My friends give the best advice. Did I say best? I meant most.

18. The Guy Who Needs to Win Everything

Air Date: 2018-08-07

Don’t worry, Brennan has the perfect dinner party guest list to kill Hitler and stop 9/11.

19. How Are You Not Humiliated

Air Date: 2018-08-09

The survival rate for public humiliation has gotten way too high.

20. When a Kink Chooses You

Air Date: 2018-08-21

The language of love can be hard to crack.

21. Feel Bad for the Bad Guy

Air Date: 2018-09-06

Everybody worries about the victim, but what about the person that caused them pain? Are they supposed to reflect on it and change? That seems hard!

22. Don’t Trash Talk New York

Air Date: 2018-09-08

Brennan is from beautiful New York City. YEAH, HE SAID IT. BEAUTIFUL. SORRY YOU’RE SCARED OF PIGEONS AND CLUTCH YOUR BAG CLOSE EVERY TIME SOMEONE SPEAKS ABOVE A WHISPER.

23. It’s My Right to Hold This Turd

Air Date: 2018-09-22

If you think about it, aren’t turd holders the true persecuted minority?

24. Your Friend Who Never Learns Partying Sucks

Air Date: 2018-09-25

She really means it this time.

25. The Girl with a “Birthday Month”

Air Date: 2018-10-03

Is it too much to ask for Trapp, Raph, and Jess to keep a simple 12th of the year open to celebrate Rekha’s entrance into the world?

26. Stop Hating My Favorite Things

Air Date: 2018-10-12

Hey, everybody has different tastes, but if you don’t like movies as a whole you’re a confusing robot to me and I don’t trust you.

27. Only I Can Insult My Mom

Air Date: 2018-10-17

Katie, Jess, and Grant’s moms are all extremely good and have never done anything bad nor have any negative qualities, in my opinion. My mom, on the other hand, is a PSYCHO!

28. Ugh, Political Comedy Is the Worst

Air Date: 2018-10-19

KABLAMMO! RIGHT IN THE NARDS!

29. This Twisted Freak Likes Halloween

Air Date: 2018-10-24

Raph must be some sort of escaped psychopath and/or serial murderer if he actually ENJOYS the holiday where you dress up and have fun parties and eat candy.

30. Killer’s Mask Is Inconvenient

Air Date: 2018-10-29

Grant and Katie will be lucky to get out of this one alive, thanks to his poor choice of scary mask and no thanks to Katie being weirdly helpful.

1. The Friend Who Loves Christmas Too Much

Air Date: 2018-11-02

Jess is more than ready to celebrate the birth of our lord Jesus Christ but Siobhan, Katie, and Raph think it’s a little premature. We haven’t even eaten from a turkey’s carcass for Thanksgiving!

2. Katie Goes Viral

Air Date: 2018-11-06

Katie’s meme went viral. And now that she’s in high demand from all the hollywood big wigs, she doesn’t have to talk to, acknowledge, even SHARE A ROOM with these LOSERS.

3. Thank You for Doing All the Work

Air Date: 2018-11-13

Make sure to thank black women for all that they do. Then, go get a cupcake! You’ve earned it!

4. Sorry, I’m a Slow Eater

Air Date: 2018-11-14

Trapp, Katie, and Ally are ready to go see LEBRON JAMES, but Raph is too busy eating that normal meal that we all love, a large steak and three hardboiled eggs.

5. Cyber (Sex) Monday

Air Date: 2018-11-26

Raph misses the good old days, when Cyber Monday just meant spending your savings on a TV that’s 5 inches bigger than your current one.

6. When You’re a Total Push Over

Air Date: 2018-12-03

The only thing worse than someone being 30 minutes late is any confrontation with anyone ever.

7. Wow, Nobody Can Flirt with Me Anymore

Air Date: 2018-12-05

Now that Katie’s getting married, she just wants you to know that under NO circumstances is there to be even a HINT of a flirt thrown in her direction, you filthy DOGS

8. Mary Poppins for Adults

Air Date: 2018-12-19

Supercalifragilisticexpialicollegedebt.

9. Is His Accent Sexy?

Air Date: 2018-12-28

Gartholemew’s got that irresistible shmear of mystique.

10. Don’t Bother Fixing Your Problems

Air Date: 2019-01-04

Constant suffering is so much easier than remembering to find new pants.

11. You Don’t Actually Need a Menu

Air Date: 2019-01-07

Rekha and Grant are living in a fantasy world of new food choices, meanwhile Brennan hasn’t looked at a menu in 24 years.

12. You’ve Never Seen Star Wars?!

Air Date: 2019-01-09

Mmm… a pot of melted junior mints.

13. Oh No, Did We Hurt Brennan’s Feelings?

Air Date: 2019-01-11

If I catch ANYONE even LIGHTLY teasing Brennan, I will flip out, because he has literally no resilience and folds like origami and I don’t think he can eat solid food?

14. A Computer Co-Wrote This Sketch

Air Date: 2019-01-14

This sketch was written by a robot, with the help of Botnik. By the way, writers, if you’re reading this, thank you so much, we’re not going to need you anymore. Best of luck! Call if you need a reference!

15. How to Sound Smart

Air Date: 2019-01-17

To watch a sketch is to insert yourself into the sketch. Comedy is a shell which we can choose to inhabit and vicariously experience the humor of laughing throughout.

16. Wow, Nobody Tells Me Anything

Air Date: 2019-01-18

Raph’s always upset that he’s not being told things everyone else around the office knows, like that he died 6 months ago in a laptop fire.

17. Obsessive Boyfriends Are So Romantic!

Air Date: 2019-01-24

Real love is all about the romantic gestures he uses to manipulate and control you.

18. When Someone Gets Your Name Wrong

Air Date: 2019-01-25

Raph gets frustrated when Submarine’s friend just can’t seem to get his name right!

19. Lazy Ghost Has So Much Unfinished Business

Air Date: 2019-02-01

I’d rattle some chains at you, but my usual chains broke, and my ghost blacksmith got sent to purgatory, so I need to find a new one, and I haven’t gotten around to it, y’know…

20. Grant vs. the Computer

Air Date: 2019-02-04

Unfortunately, IT refuses to do any work on any electronics Grant owns after the slime incident.

21. Who Got Me Sick?

Air Date: 2019-02-08

Trapp is saddled with a mystery of microbial proportions.

22. Kidnapper or Scam Call?

Air Date: 2019-02-11

Which is more annoying: robocalls, or being kidnapped? Sound off in the comments!

23. St. Valentine’s Day Isn’t Sexy

Air Date: 2019-02-13

Raph wishes his horny coworkers would finally make sense on this day, the holiest of the year.

24. No, My Parents Aren’t “Strict”

Air Date: 2019-02-22

Wow, did your parents even let you outside? I’ve seen parents like yours in movies.

25. This Monster Doesn’t Clean Her Inbox

Air Date: 2019-02-20

Once you start hoarding emails, where does it stop?

26. Stop Calling Everything a “Lifestyle” Brand

Air Date: 2019-02-25

It’s not beauty, it’s wellness.

27. Lying to Have Something in Common

Air Date: 2019-02-27

Brennan’s sick, and the only cure is the approval of strangers.

28. Choosing Things the Way You Choose Politicians

Air Date: 2019-03-06

Sure she’s competent, but could I grab a BEER with her?

29. Where’s the Remote?

Air Date: 2019-03-20

When the TV remote goes missing, Raph can’t trust Grant - or his ass.

30. We Have to Keep Talking about My Problems

Air Date: 2019-03-27

What do you expect? This guy went to acting school.

1. Bragging That You Did a Nice Thing

Air Date: 2019-03-26

Raph did Ally a favor, and that deserves to be heard by everyone.

2. Gag Gifts Are Worse than Nothing

Air Date: 2019-04-05

You went to the store and picked this out!

3. Outtakes: Gag Gifts Are Worse than Nothing

Air Date: 2019-10-02

Even more backstory about Katie’s iconic baseball career!

4. These Weed Names Are Not Chill

Air Date: 2019-04-16

Who wouldn’t want to smoke some “Purple Rat Poison Haze” or “OG You Will Die Alone Kush?”

5. High-Stakes Icebreaker Questions

Air Date: 2019-04-26

New cast members Lily and Tao reveal their true selves in the quickest and chillest way possible.

6. Nobody Younger than Me Can Be Successful

Air Date: 2019-05-01

You being younger than me means that I should have done everything differently.

7. Liking Rain Doesn’t Make You Deep

Air Date: 2019-05-08

Anyone can like the sun, it takes profound genius to love the wet stuff that causes car accidents.

8. Just Admit I Look Bad

Air Date: 2019-05-30

All good people are hot, and all mean people are ugly.

9. We Have to Give You a Makeover

Air Date: 2019-06-05

All women are beautiful (with makeup).

10. No One Cares about Your Major

Air Date: 2019-06-14

If you can’t jam random knowledge from your major into current conversations, what was college for?

11. Stop Messing with Your Vaginas

Air Date: 2019-06-19

Ignore those new age products promising to fix your nasty snatch & stick to what’s safe – nothing!

12. Summer Vacation Is for Kids!

Air Date: 2019-06-21

As an adult, you can’t have a real summer vacation, you’re just leaving work during the hot months.

13. When Dumb People Agree with You

Air Date: 2019-06-26

If you have bad opinions, don’t agree with my good ones!

14. What’s So Funny?

Air Date: 2019-06-28

Exclusionary group chats only lead to violence.

15. You Can’t Catch a Cold in Summer!

Air Date: 2019-07-02

It’s too hot to get cold, duh!

16. Your Self Care Is an Attack on Me

Air Date: 2019-10-02

The truth is, wanting to feel a little better is a huge judgment on the rest of us.

17. Bringing the Worst Thing to a Potluck

Air Date: 2019-07-10

That stale grocery store cake really shows everyone how much you care.

18. What’s Wrong with Being “Whipped?”

Air Date: 2019-07-17

Mutual love and respect? Sounds like somebody’s *chk-shhh* whipped!

19. Bragging about Your Ignorance

Air Date: 2019-07-31

If everyone likes something, that means it is both dumb and bad.

20. Does Liking Murder Podcasts Make You Freaky?

Air Date: 2019-08-09

What a sick weirdo enjoying the most popular true crime media.

21. The City’s Best Restaurants (That Are Nearby)

Air Date: 2019-08-27

It only takes 5 minutes to walk there, so… yum?

22. Class President Needed for One Last Job

Air Date: 2019-10-02

You signed up to organize this medium-sized wedding when you were elected.

23. Please Grade Me

Air Date: 2019-08-30

Psst, I heard Grant is getting an F.

24. You Created a Fictional Language for a Sketch?

Air Date: 2019-10-02

Why don’t we just improvise gibberish like we always do?

25. I Overshared So Now You Have To

Air Date: 2019-09-13

Humans heal by dumping on each other, so just tell me one weird or shameful thing about your life!

26. You Need to Go Bigger

Air Date: 2019-10-02

Go bigger or go home.

27. Don’t Start a Twitch Stream

Air Date: 2019-10-02

You think you’re so interesting that watching you play video games is entertainment.

28. Your Emergency Contact Won’t Answer the Phone

Air Date: 2019-09-29

Do you want her to look desperate?

29. Don’t Correct Me If You’re Wrong

Air Date: 2019-10-01

If you’re correcting someone, you at least have to be correct.

30. Wow, This Office Needs More Flirting

Air Date: 2019-10-07

This is what HR is for!

1. My Partner Is Using Me for… Love?

Air Date: 2019-10-07

It sounds like you’re in a healthy, functional relationship.

2. Why Scary Movies Aren’t Actually Scary

Air Date: 2019-10-15

Does the knife really have to be a metaphor?

3. When Your Favorite Restaurant Makes You Sick

Air Date: 2019-10-28

Maybe I’m just suddenly allergic to everything?

4. Which CH Castmember Are You?

Air Date: 2019-11-21

Raise your hands if you only like movies starring puppets

5. It’s Hard Being Married to the Sea

Air Date: 2019-12-02

She’s salty and unpredictable, but she can cause the perfect storm. Not to mention the crabs.

6. The Baby of the Friend Group

Air Date: 2019-12-10

She’s technically 30, but she has the practical life skills of a toddler.

7. Your Friend Who Thinks Going to the Gym Fixes Everything

Air Date: 2019-12-12

Attempting cardio isn’t going to outweigh the drugs you’ve done.

8. You Don’t Remember These Disney Channel Original Movies!?

Air Date: 2019-12-20

You can’t get through life if you haven’t seen the 2001 classic “The Luck of the Irish”.

9. The Guy Who “Doesn’t Know” Mainstream Music

Air Date: 2020-01-02

You’re not better than anyone just because you bought tickets to see the opener.

10. No, I Don’t Deserve Nice Things

Air Date: 2020-01-16

Perfume is just gassy soap! I don’t *need* to enjoy things without explicit practical value!

11. When You’re Too Good at CPR

Air Date: 2020-01-31

Don’t be a dummy!

12. You’re Getting an Office Paypig!

Air Date: 2020-01-31

Sharing findom duties is a lot of responsibility.

13. Free-to-Play Friendship

Air Date: 2020-03-25

The best things in life are free, which is why Tao’s friendship is not.

14. The Site That Commits Treason & Tells You What Your Parents Are Doing

Air Date: 2020-04-15

Sure, it’s undermined the fabric of our democracy AND destroyed us, but otherwise it’s a good way to kill some time.

15. You’re My Least Helpful Friend

Air Date: 2020-04-15

Katie’s there for you, if you confide in her immediately.

16. America’s Next Food Obsession: Potatoes

Air Date: 2020-04-30

Bacon, pizza, tacos…POTATOES.

17. How Did You Get on Raya?!

Air Date: 2020-05-14

Not to be insulting, but HOW DID YOU GET ON THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DATING APP?!

18. Stop Recommending Things!

Air Date: 2020-05-28

We are discontent with the amount of content out there.

19. Complimenting Someone to Trick Them into Doing Work

Air Date: 2020-04-15

You’re just SO good at doing manual labor that I would otherwise have to do, ya know?

20. I Just Got 100k New Followers!

Air Date: 2020-01-27

My newest fan, r710hgmz2811, just LOVES posting about Bitcoin!

21. Allegations Are Making It Impossible to Watch Anything

Air Date: 2020-01-30

NOT YOU TOO, BOB BALABAN!

22. All Scars Are Badass

Air Date: 2020-07-20

Visible scars are always cool, except when they’re not.

23. When Your Friend’s Weekend Plans All Sound Terrible

Air Date: 2020-07-28

Put me down as a “Maybe”.

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