Rent-a-Goalie

1. The Arrivalist

Air Date: 2006-10-01

Cake impresses the boys when Tiger Williams calls him to book a goalie, but his world is turned upsidedown when his one night stand walks back into his life.

2. The Irish Are Fags

Air Date: 2006-10-08

When Cake's old enemy O'Malley registers the business name 'Cake's Rent-a-Goalie' and steals Lance "The Boil," a war ensues which can only be settled on the rink.

3. Malta

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Old habits die hard when Cake's old flame Malta comes to town. The girl with game jeopardizes his standing with his own stable of goalies as well as with Johnny and Francesca and even with Phil Esposito.

4. Blue Balls

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As passion heats up between Cake and Francesca, a mysterious testicular infection spreads among the Goalies, threatening Cake's delicate truce with O'Malley.

5. Bar Code

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Cake and Francesca have it out when she recruits a hot young goalie.

6. Shit Zone

Air Date: 2006-09-05

When a third goalie rental service threatens both Cake's and O'Malley's livelihood, Cake is forced to listen to Francesca's business advice.

7. Going to the Chapel

Air Date: 2006-09-12

Wedding bells ring when Billy proposes to Francesca and Cake's long forgotten same-sex partner arrives at Cafe Primo.

8. Fire in the Hole

Air Date: 2006-09-19

On the cusp of game seven of The Cup final, Cake gets blamed for hexing Toronto goalie Harry Bontar and suffers the wrath of Toronto fans.

1. The Voucher

Air Date: 2007-10-21

As compensation for burning down Café Primo, Cake (Christopher Bolton) takes on NHL goalie Harry Bontar as a rent-a-goalie in a deal brokered by Darryl Sittler.

2. A Gazebo of One's Own

Air Date: 2007-10-28

O'Malley (Oliver Becker) wages war on Cake (Christopher Bolton) after Bontar (James McGowan) burns down his beloved gazebo.

3. Domi Daze

Air Date: 2007-11-04

Cake (Christopher Bolton) goes toe-to-toe with Tie Domi when Short Bus (Jeremy Wright) gravely offends the former NHL star.

4. Burlington

Air Date: 2007-09-30

Cake (Christopher Bolton) and Doc (Matt Gordon) head to Burlington to rescue Billy (Stephen Amell) and then race back home to save Café Primo from the hands of the Esposito brothers.

5. Everybody's a Fag

Air Date: 2007-10-31

After unknowingly playing goal for the Gay League, Lance (Gabriel Hogan) is thrown into a crisis of self-examination.

6. Nickname Lockout

Air Date: 2007-10-31

When an argument over nicknames escalates to a goaltender strike, Cake (Christopher Bolton) enlists the authority of NHL legend Mike Palmateer to save the day.

7. Rabies Almost

Air Date: 2007-10-31

When Joey Almost (Joe Pingue), convinced he has rabies, locks himself in the card room, Cake (Christopher Bolton) must enlist in the help of Joey's wife (Michelle Nolden) and a certain hallowed sports trophy to draw him out.

8. Gnarsty Snarch

Air Date: 2007-10-31

Cake's 313-day celibacy streak is on the line when Fran (Inga Cadranel) refuses to join him in abstinence and Malta (Sarain Boylan) makes it her mission to break him.

9. B-Boys

Air Date: 2007-11-30

Lance (Gabriel Hogan) gets his first big DJ gig — only to be denied when it's revealed that Cake's (Christopher Bolton) old enemy is the promoter.

10. Texas

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1. Upstairs

Air Date: 2008-10-20

With the impending move of the Edmonton Oilers to Texas being blamed on him, Cake finds additional pressure being brought to bear by a secretive group dedicated to preserving the sport.

2. The Cheesemaker's Oath

Air Date: 2008-10-27

Cake puts Lance in change of a goat cheese making operation but things go sour very quickly.

3. Internetstopper

Air Date: 2008-11-03

Cake tangles with an old nemesis who is bent on revenge and looks to use the internet as part of his plan.

4. Eva Has a Dot Dot Dot

Air Date: 2008-11-10

Cake helps O'Malley and his new girlfriend stage a wrestling benefit to benefit a mysterious illness no one has heard of before.

5. Two Letters

Air Date: 2008-11-17

An old nemesis of Johnny shows up at Cafe Primo and a family secret emerges that threatens the very existence of the cafe.

6. He Man

Air Date: 2008-11-24

Fearing he may be losing respect and control of the goalies to an adventure writer, Cake resolves to prove his manliness.

7. Ham in a Pram

Air Date: 2008-12-01

Cake is intimate with Malta with the understanding that there is no consequences to be worried about afterwards. However, Cake quickly learns that there are repercussions after all.

8. Shite Storm

Air Date: 2008-12-08

Fran and Cake wind up becoming intimate with each other one night but the aftermath threatens the very existence of Cafe Primo itself.