Delocated
A man in the Witness Protection Program moves his family to New York City so they exploit the situation by starring in a reality tv show.
Seasons
1. Pilot
Air Date: 2009-02-12
“Jon” and his family move to New York City in hopes of finding a new life in the witness relocation program. The family adjusts to new life and changes. Paul Rudd guest stars.
2. Bar Mitzvah
Air Date: 2009-02-19
“Jon” does not like the theme that “David” has chosen for his Bar Mitzvah.
3. Good Buds
Air Date: 2009-02-26
“Jon” fires Mike so they can officially be friends, and Susan divorces him.
4. Rage Cage
Air Date: 2009-03-08
“Jon” opens his own business. He also meets a woman who ends up becoming his new girlfriend, Kim.
5. The Soother
Air Date: 2009-03-15
“Jon” becomes a successful children's lullaby personality while his girlfriend Kim is out of town on a yoga retreat.
6. Member's Only
Air Date: 2009-03-22
“Jon” joins a country club. A TV movie is made about “Susan's” life.
7. Sick of It!
Air Date: 2009-03-29
“Jon” gets tired of having cameras following his every move.
1. Decoys
Air Date: 2010-08-22
The Mirminsky family steps up their game with a new assassin. To ensure "Jon"'s safety, the government enacts "Operation Many Jons."
2. Conversions
Air Date: 2010-08-29
"Jon"'s life gets even more complicated when his ex-wife converts from Judaism to Catholicism and his son "David" expresses his desire to become a woman.
3. Dog Mayor
Air Date: 2010-09-05
"Jon" puts himself out there and runs for NYC Dog Mayor even though he's in the witness protection program. One of Jon's lies results in the Mirminsky's kidnapping the owner of his favorite sub shop.
4. Mixer
Air Date: 2010-09-12
"Jon" is invited to a "Witness Protection Convention", while Kim goes undercover to spy on Jon. Yvgeny and Sergei go on a weekend trip to Idaho.
5. Jon He Does It
Air Date: 2010-09-19
"Jon" gets his own hidden camera prank show.
6. Mole
Air Date: 2010-09-23
"Jon" goes undercover to infiltrate the Mirminskys hideaway after a surgery (from the famed film Face/Off) transforms his appearance to match that of Sergei's.
7. Kim's Krafts
Air Date: 2010-09-30
Kim opens her own craft store, and her tortilla hats become a surprise hit in the fashion world. "Jon" competes with Yvgeny in a stand-up comedy contest.
8. Fidence
Air Date: 2010-10-07
"Jon" helps Jay the doorman recover after he takes a bullet for him. Todd Barry pays off his poker debts to the Mirminsky family.
9. Tap
Air Date: 2010-10-14
"Jon" meets his long-lost twin brother.
10. RVB&B
Air Date: 2010-10-21
Network budget cuts hit "Jon" hard.
11. David's Girlfriend
Air Date: 2010-10-28
"Jon" discovers the identity of David's new girlfriend.
12. Coma
Air Date: 2010-11-04
"Jon's" limits are tested in the Season 2 finale.
1. Lipples
Air Date: 2012-02-02
Jon adjusts to new changes in the Season 3 premiere. Also: Yvgeny falls in love.
2. Skins
Air Date: 2012-02-09
Jon buys something special for his new loft; the Mirminskys plot revenge.
3. Midnight Munchingtons
Air Date: 2012-02-16
Jon uncovers a hidden talent.
4. Camping
Air Date: 2012-02-23
Jon and David take a weekend trip to the country; Todd gets engaged.
5. Warm-Up
Air Date: 2012-03-01
Jon hires a comic to boost his image; Yvgeny tries to get his vodka business off the ground.
6. Sample
Air Date: 2012-03-08
Jon vows to stay silent; Yvgeny's girlfriend cheats on him.
7. Friend
Air Date: 2012-03-15
Jon discovers he has no friends; the Mirminskys hire a new employee.
8. TB's Mom
Air Date: 2012-03-22
TB receives bad news; Jon has a proposition for his dry cleaner.
9. Jon Done Gone Nuts
Air Date: 2012-03-29
"Jon's" impulse therapy gets him in hot water when he joins a "Girls Done Gone Nuts" party.
10. Reunion Show
Air Date: 2012-04-05
The cast gather to discuss the show, but things don't go as planned.
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Rating
6.6/10
Release Date
2009-02-12
Episodes
29 (3 seasons)
Status
Ended
Cast
Production Companies
PFFR
Unintelligible Grunt
Williams Street