Uncle Morty's Dub Shack

1. Morty’s First Movement

Air Date: 2004-08-31

Ok, here’s the dizeeel, Jon’s decides to call the guys’ rap group, The Palm Pilotz. Unfortunately he’s unaware that the name carries a certain innuendo with most people. Get it? So the rest of the gang also gets upset when they find out that Morty took Aladdin on secret fishing trip! That sort of crap ain’t fair, y’know? Movie Dubbed: Dushman Duni Ya Ka

2. The Dream Episode

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Oh no! The dudes ain’t got no money to buy beer with! Whaddatheygonnao? Yup. Smack themselves in the head with a shovel to catch the buzz! Except one by one, these geniuses start knocking themselves out!!! And wait there’s more, while unconscious, they go off to their own little fantasy worlds in their heads!! And we get to go along for the ride!! Talk about character development!! Movie Dubbed: Fist of Fury

3. Vomit Pudding

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Trevor gets put on a weird, new acne medication that has a butt load of negative side-effects! The most disturbing one is that it makes the dude vomit pudding! Gross! This really doesn’t sit well with Morty cause he’s just had his carpet cleaned. Then the rest of the guys decide to take some of the meds as well, it becomes a pudding–puking par-tay! Blooorrgggppppppp! Cough … Cough. Movie Dubbed: Bloody Fist

4. Didja Listen To My Demo?

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While Morty’s out, Aladdin let’s one rip in his office! And it’s NAAAAAAAASTYYYY! Anyway, as soon as Mort comes back in the room, the smell knocks him out cold! So the guys use the situation to their advantage and make a kick-butt demo song with all of the dub shacks recording equipment! Also, their friend MC Bricklayer pops over to help them out with some sick beats! There’s a lot of tight rapping in this episode! Movie Dubbed: Dand Nayak

5. The Religious Cult

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Jon convinces the rest of the gang to join some koo-koo, weirdo, religious cult that makes you kill goldfish. Which would be fine and all, except that Uncle Morty just got a new pet goldfish. The odds!!! It's a race to the finish! Morty's trying to see if he can convince the guys to drop their phony cult! And the guys trying to slice up Morty's helpless little friend! Who will prevail??? Who will be the victor??!! Movie Dubbed: My 12 Kung-Fu Kicks. Yeah! This film features a very young Siu-Lung Leung! You're all,"Well who's that dude?" and we're all, "He played The Beast in Kung Fu Hustle, dude!" Snappy dappy!

6. Peelander Z!

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Punk Rock creatures from another planet visit the dubshack and scare Aladdin. Movie Dubbed is King Boxer featuring the hit song, “I’m Lookin’ For You!”

7. The Happy Episode

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How can an episode where money becomes obsolete be happy? Hugs = cash, that’s how. Movie dubbed Soch. Wow. We really have severe dislike for this film. Very painful.

8. Babe Like Me

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A little magical fairy decides the guys have no proper respect for women and turns them all into girls. They guys/girls find the world is secretly being taken over by a giant red monster and it’s up to them to save us all. Did I just write those last two sentences? Movie Dubbed is The Blind Fist Of Bruce. The Blind Fist Of Bruce translates perfectly into the fourth story of the Star Wars trilogy. You do the math.

9. Job Interview

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The guys get fed up with Morty and apply for work at other dub shacks. First part of a two parter. Can you believe? Movie Dubbed is Blowback 2, don’t ask about Blowback 1, we don’t know.

10. Season Finale!

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Ohhhh man! It all hits the fan when the guys actually land a job in another dub shack, Jon’s evil twin Ron shows up, Jimbo’s ex-wife drops by and more more more!!! Movie dubbed is Heroes of Shaolin. You too can learn the secrets of The World’s Greatest Lover! The Queen of Personality drops in.

1. The Big Ole Diarrhea Episode

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Oh man! Katie Couric wants to kill Aladdin and Jon falls in love with Diarrhea! Okay, a girl named diarrhea. Movie we tear up is Young Tiger! A classic!

2. Big Butt Girl Gang

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The guys want to win a rhyme battle contest and just may with the help of their new friends The Big Butt Girl Gang! Lots of Gang Bangin' Guys on stage. Movie dubbed is Uff Yeh Mohabbat. Ohhh, this movie. Ohhh.

3. Wormhole

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Trevor open a wormhole in the dub shack and it sucks them to another universe right into the evil hands of Evil Evil. What are the freakin' odds? Movie Dubbed is Bloody Fight featuring the cinematic debut of Hitlerman!

4. Losers

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Doctor Looksnice drops by the shack to scientifically prove the guys are losers. Not so difficult a task. Movie Dubbed Prodigal Boxer. There's really nothing prodigal or boxer-like in this film. It's like they just put words in a hat and pulled two out.

5. Hollow Dub Shack

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The guys stumble upon a whole advanced civilization underground, they arrive around 4:20. Hmmmm.... Movie Dubbed is Aakhri Khwahish featuring the debut of Big Cannibal Lady!

6. Aladdin the Cop

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Aladdin decides if he can't be a man, he'll be the man. Can he remain friends with the guys in the shack? Hmm? Can he? Movie dubbed is a Kyon. It's Kyon-tastic! This movie hurts.

7. Balls the Shark

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A fishing expedition goes wrong when a giant shark is introduced to the scenario. Action packed stupidity! Movie dubbed is Taoism Drunkard. Holy something you can't print! This is nutty off the hook! Cheung Yan Yuen plays two insane roles in this freaked out film and is directed by his brother Woo-ping Yuen. The whole Yuen clan has worked on everything from Kung fu Hustle, Kill Bill and the Matrix movies. Jimbo says this was the hardest film to ever dub as there's just so much insanity going on it's hard to pick or make a storyline. The outcome is disturbing in the best way.

8. Morty Goose

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What? No Dub Shack! The guys are all tiny children and guess who’s babysitting? Old man Morty! Limits are pushed and lives are threatened. I think they all get eaten by the end of it. Movie Dubbed: A Daughter’s Vengeance Oh, this movie just aint right! Little Glady’s moms get killed accidently by her bumblehead dad so she seeks revenge! There’s an odd buck toothed varmint in this somewhere.

9. Jimbo’s Girlfriend

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Jimbo. Girlfriend. Those are two words that just don’t seem like they would be in the same sentence as Jimbo puts the ‘lose’ in loser. But in this episode Jimbo gets a GF. A sexy one at that! Ohhhh, she’s from another dimension and is planning to feast on his soul? Now this is all making sense. Death and lots of blood. Movie Dubbed: Venom of the Ninja Oh this is one of Jimbo’s favs. MC Knucklerukamus puts a hit on Poshboy and MC Old Skeezer. MC Iron Mug is the heavy sent to do the deed. Lots of whack beats and old school beatdowns. Oh yeah, Red Ninja is sexy fine in this one.

10. The End

Air Date: 2006-04-15

In this final ever episode of UMDS the guys quit the show. Not the dub shack, the actual show. Morty loses his dusty mind, Jon takes a whiz and Trevor kills people. This is the last episode and a must see as it’s just plain trippin’. Movie Dubbed: Mafia VS Ninja Poshboy comes back in this rotten movie! BTW, by the title it sounds like, “What would haps if Capone and Red Ninja went at it”. We watched this movie about five times and didn’t see mafia or ninja. Doesn’t matter as we’d just turn it back in their face anyways. Okay! Poshboy returns! This time he and his little buddy Ducky are granted a wish by the town wizard. Cool, right? Nope. The town wozard’s son is hella pinched cause he thinks he deserves the wish so he sends tough dudes to wack Poshboy and Ducky. Whatever.

11. Episode #2.11

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