Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom

1. The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge

Air Date: 2018-07-07

Our reporters have no idea what they're about to read off their Teleprompter. If they laugh, they lose.

2. The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge: Episode 2

Air Date: 2018-08-02

The only news team that doesn't know what they're about to read is back with an alarming teen trend.

3. Don't Laugh News: Bed Bug Alert!

Air Date: 2018-09-04

Ally, Grant, Trapp, and Emily Axford are here with all the info you could ever need on bed bugs and much, much more.

4. No Laugh Newsroom: Birthday Cake Bird Birth

Air Date: 2018-10-08

The no-laugh newsroom returns with a breaking report on a thicc-ass bird. You turd it fear cursed.

1. Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail

Air Date: 2019-09-09

Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.

2. Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad

Air Date: 2019-09-09

John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.

3. Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal

Air Date: 2019-10-14

Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.

4. You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad

Air Date: 2019-10-21

Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).

5. Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk

Air Date: 2019-10-28

Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.

6. Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles

Air Date: 2019-11-04

Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.

7. On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer

Air Date: 2019-11-11

Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.

8. Man Turns Home into Home Depot

Air Date: 2019-11-18

Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.

9. "Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation

Air Date: 2019-11-25

Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.

10. Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist

Air Date: 2019-12-02

Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.

11. Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona

Air Date: 2019-12-09

Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.

12. Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record

Air Date: 2019-12-16

Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.

13. We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer

Air Date: 2019-12-23

Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.

14. One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars

Air Date: 2019-12-30

Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.

15. True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien

Air Date: 2020-01-06

Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.

16. Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz

Air Date: 2020-01-06

Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.

17. Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys

Air Date: 2020-01-13

Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.

18. Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria

Air Date: 2020-01-20

Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.

19. Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds

Air Date: 2020-01-27

Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.

20. Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?

Air Date: 2020-02-03

A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.

21. Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off

Air Date: 2020-02-10

Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.

22. Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America

Air Date: 2020-02-17

Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.

23. Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People

Air Date: 2020-02-24

Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.

1. YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)

Air Date: 2020-03-02

Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.

2. News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car

Air Date: 2020-03-09

Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.

3. “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms

Air Date: 2020-03-16

Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.

4. Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube

Air Date: 2020-03-30

Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.

5. Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire

Air Date: 2020-04-06

Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.

6. BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast

Air Date: 2020-04-27

Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.

7. News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach

Air Date: 2020-03-30

Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.

8. Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails

Air Date: 2020-04-13

Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.

9. A Report from the CollegeHumor Office

Air Date: 2020-04-20

Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.

10. U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through

Air Date: 2020-05-04

Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.

11. Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash

Air Date: 2020-05-11

Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.

12. Mom Disappointed in Son… Again

Air Date: 2020-05-18

Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.

13. God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow

Air Date: 2020-05-25

Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.

14. My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire

Air Date: 2020-06-01

Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.

15. Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)

Air Date: 2020-06-22

Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.

16. Good Morning, River View High!

Air Date: 2020-06-08

The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.

17. Welcome to Bug News

Air Date: 2020-06-15

A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!

18. Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians

Air Date: 2020-06-29

Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.

19. I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet

Air Date: 2020-07-06

The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.

20. Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women

Air Date: 2020-07-13

Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.

21. All Hail Cello Chigglers!

Air Date: 2020-07-27

Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.

22. Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops

Air Date: 2020-08-03

Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.

23. True Confessions of Real Newscasters

Air Date: 2020-08-10

Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.

24. Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball

Air Date: 2020-08-17

Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.

25. Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest

Air Date: 2020-08-24

Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.

1. A Cavalcade of Carreys

Air Date: 2021-04-30

Jim Carrey and Drew Carey talk Gen Z, while ventriloquist doll Chris Pine offers some food opinions.

2. Grant Anthony O'Brien Has a Mouthful of Water

Air Date: 2021-05-14

The news crew discuss the many insecurities of Grant O'Brien, who has a mouthful of water.

3. Bartending, Improv, and Other Trends of 2011

Air Date: 2021-05-28

The news crew talks corgi butts, National Call Your Dead Grandma Day, and the Pulitzer surprise.

4. Old Rude Donkey's Flamin' Anus Hot Sauce

Air Date: 2021-06-11

The crew discuss their non-Hot Ones TV ideas and dying in Lake Penis.

5. The Italian Backstreet Boys' Biggest Hits

Air Date: 2021-06-25

The news crew reflect on the Italian Backstreet Boys, get their fortunes told, and pick up objects.

6. Return of Streep Alert

Air Date: 2021-07-09

The new crew brings you the latest on rightwing potato toys, stolen big fat asses, and Meryl Streep.

7. Sorry That's My Genitals. They're Exploding

Air Date: 2021-07-23

Studio 54 is vandalized by teens, a weatherman does math, and Mr. Pepper does his damn deal.

8. Grant Uses Others as Puppets to Voice His Opinions

Air Date: 2021-08-06

Sam, Ally, and Lily are forced to treat Grant's opinions as fact. Tao explains craps.

1. I'm Horny for Every Fictional Car

Air Date: 2021-08-20

Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.

2. Sam Reich Launches Dropout America

Air Date: 2021-09-03

Brennan, Katie, Carolyn, and Sam explore the real Sam Reich.

3. It's a Classic Virgin Tradition

Air Date: 2021-09-17

Lily, Brennan, Erika, and Trapp navigate the uncomfortable world of kissing and oyster shucking.

4. We've Actually Met Before

Air Date: 2021-10-01

Sam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.

5. Amy Vorpahl Simply Loses Her Mind

Air Date: 2021-10-15

Title says it all.

6. I'm Here Outside of Gene Hackman's Movie Trailer

Air Date: 2021-10-29

Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation.

7. Why Did You Give a Wedgie to Malala?

Air Date: 2021-11-12

Katie, Brennan and Carolyn can only watch as Grant goes live with some slam poetry.

8. Honestly You Liking It Made Me Like It

Air Date: 2021-11-26

Alfred hunts for a key out of the spaghetti factory. Lily sings a Danny Elfman song.

9. True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 2)

Air Date: 2021-12-10

Brennan, Lily, and Tao return with another in-depth report on Grant.

10. Gengar Could Run a Train through Me

Air Date: 2021-12-24

Amy, Lily, Alfred, and Christine talk Stuart Little and Ben Affleck facts.

11. Gilchrest Savoy, the Wealthiest Man of 1906

Air Date: 2022-01-07

Carolyn, Brennan, Trapp, Alfred talk time travel and science experiments.

12. I Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a Woman

Air Date: 2022-01-21

Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.

13. Mi Scusi

Air Date: 2022-02-04

Sam, Carolyn, Erika, and Brennan's broadcast is crashed by an unexpected visitor.

14. Cap'n Jim's Boating Tips

Air Date: 2022-02-18

Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.

15. Fuck Austin Texas

Air Date: 2022-03-04

Carolyn, Trapp, Lily, and Brennan go in on the miserable shithole that is Austin.

16. Magic, Love, and Coldplay

Air Date: 2022-03-18

Carolyn, Brennan, Alfred, and Sam explore the three most powerful forces in the universe.

1. Dropout America 2

Air Date: 2023-06-12

Lily, Elaine, and Raph examine why Sam wants to buy Tumblr and what exactly is Dropout.tv?

2. Who Is the Real Raphael Chestang?

Air Date: 2023-06-26

Tao, Carolyn, and Lily investigate why Raph lied about his upbringing.

3. You're Gonna Need a Quenelle-ing Spoon for That

Air Date: 2023-07-10

Erika, Aabria, Carolyn and Becca are here for some good eatin' and good times.

4. The Unbreakable Katie Marovitch

Air Date: 2023-07-24

Patrick, Lily, and Raph try to make Katie laugh for a thousand dollars.

5. Grant O'Brien Does the One Chip Challenge

Air Date: 2023-08-07

Rashawn Scott tells Yo Mama jokes while Grant eats a 2 million Scoville unit chip.

6. Win Sam Reich's Money

Air Date: 2023-08-21

Tao, Katie, and Grant answer a series of questions to win Sam's money.

7. Multigenerational Talent

Air Date: 2023-09-04

Tao reports on a military warlord's terrible acts. Katie talks about a young athlete's Olympic dreams while Sam describes a new controversial art piece.

8. Breaking News: The Musical

Air Date: 2023-09-18

Ross, Jiavani, Becca, and Rashawn report on the new hit musical "Buckingham" and improvise a song about Breaking News.

9. The Confrontation at Simone's House

Air Date: 2023-10-02

Oscar, Patrick, Ruha, and Carolyn expertly answer questions about math, history, and science.

10. This Episode Is Brought to You by Bing.com

Air Date: 2023-10-16

Ross, Jacquis, Vic, and Trapp read a script written by AI and discover maybe society should be scared of our future robot overlords.

11. The Rise of Count Dancula

Air Date: 2023-10-30

Erika, Raph, Aabria, and Amy tell the tale of Count Dancula.

12. No News Party

Air Date: 2023-11-13

Raph, Grant, Vic, and Amy celebrate that there is no news to report! Oh just kidding, a bridge just collapsed.

13. Make Katie Laugh

Air Date: 2023-11-27

Will Grant, Patrick, and Kimia finally make Katie laugh?

14. The Wealthiest Man of 1906 Returns

Air Date: 2023-12-11

Gilchrest Savoy, everyone's favorite time traveler, returns to Breaking News and of course chaos ensues.

15. Puff, Puff, Pass

Air Date: 2023-12-26

Ruha, Kimia, Jacquis, and Christine get high and report on the mayor's new snack policies.

16. True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 3)

Air Date: 2024-01-08

Raph, Carolyn, and Amy give an even more in-depth report on Grant.

17. I Want to Play a Game

Air Date: 2024-01-22

Grant finally gets his revenge on Sam with help from Oscar, Amy, and Elaine.

1. Dropout America 3

Air Date: 2024-04-02

Sam announces Dropout Gaming and sells his patented Adreno-Nut with accompaniment from Brian's soundboard.

2. Have You Seen My Pa?

Air Date: 2024-04-16

The news team head to the county fair and investigate the world of rodeos.

3. You Can Be Kinky and Play Basketball

Air Date: 2024-04-30

Ruha explains why the Winter Olympics suck while Ally shows off their dunking skills.

4. Smooth as a Dolphin's Dick

Air Date: 2024-05-14

The news team try to pull off a casino heist and it goes as well as you think it does.

5. Daughters Love to Rustle and Tussle and Royal Rumble

Air Date: 2024-05-28

Jeremy explains the history of daughters while Patrick has something urgent to say.

6. Queen Elizabeth Get Outta Here It's Snowing You Old Hag

Air Date: 2024-06-11

The news team show off their comedy skills and learn that Tao can't do a Mid-Atlantic accent.

7. Sam Reich Launches Burning Sam

Air Date: 2024-06-25

Vic, Grant, and Raph explore Sam's newest business venture.

8. Grant O'Brien Explains Dungeons and Dragons

Air Date: 2024-07-09

Grant gets to gush about his favorite game to Erika and Aabria while Ally reveals the dangers of it.

9. Celebrity Sleaze

Air Date: 2024-07-23

Raph commits slander against Reese Witherspoon while Jess interviews Tom Holland.

10. You Look Like Patrick Stewart Getting Electrocuted

Air Date: 2024-08-06

Amy does her best southwestern Mall of America accent while Erika munches on some hard boiled eggs.

11. Newscast at Bernie's

Air Date: 2024-08-20

Jordan puppets Lily's body while Jacob pours some champagne and Kendahl demonstrates rhumbarobics.

12. One News to Break

Air Date: 2024-09-03

Oscar and Mano are getting married! Hopefully no dramatic interruptions derail the ceremony.

13. The Swing of Things

Air Date: 2024-09-17

The news team head back to the 1960s and find out that the good old days weren’t that great.

14. I'm a Goldmember But for Diamonds

Air Date: 2024-10-01

Vic and Rashawn investigate the theft of some diamonds while Patrick eats pocket cheese.

15. I Bow to You

Air Date: 2024-10-15

Sam receives a relaxing facial from Grant while Trapp drinks an amazing smoothie.

16. Episode 16

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