The Perfect Women

A group of women assess the contents of social media profiles submitted by viewers.

Comedy

Seasons

1. A Special Presentation, Episode 1

Air Date: 2018-12-05

virginity hazards, two truths and a lie, on-set bullying

2. A Special Presentation, Episode 2

Air Date: 2019-01-09

The second unnamed episode, preserved for all time IN SPITE OF IT ALL.

3. A Special Presentation, Episode 3

Air Date: 2019-01-16

The gals' third foray into the wild world of streaming content.

4. A Special Presentation, Episode 4

Air Date: 2019-01-23

Damn, Danielle, the gals are back at it again with another nameless episode.

5. A Special Presentation, Episode 5

Air Date: 2019-01-30

The gals' final nameless episode, featuring VERY special guest Clare "Big Muff" O'Kane.

1. Roast Me Mommies, Episode 1

Air Date: 2019-02-06

6 episodes in: the show gets a name (that goes away)

2. Roast Me Mommies, Episode 2

Air Date: 2019-02-13

Megan is out, but your other three Mommies pass judgment on good girl pics, blue-haired manic pixie dreamboats, hardrocknick, inexplicable butt drawings, self-appointed clit commanders, sports, and plants.

3. Roast Me Mommies, Episode 3

Air Date: 2019-02-20

Stepmommy Anna Seregina sits in for an absent Mary as judgement is passed on the profiles of mentally ill entrepreneurs, Bachelors of Public Relations, spider fingerers, gif reply curators, and chat's own SageSage. Also: what song do you hope to lose your Virginity to?

4. Roast Me Mommies, Episode 4

Air Date: 2019-02-27

All four of your real Mommies are back together again. Also: where were you on 9/11?

5. Roast Me Mommies, Episode 5

Air Date: 2019-03-06

Skating musicians, roommates, dog owners, aspiring comedians, mystery men, mortuary students: how do you spell cum/come?

6. Roast Me Mommies, Episode 6

Air Date: 2019-03-13

The Dew gets done

7. Roast Me Mommies, Episode 7

Air Date: 2019-03-20

Mostly skateboarding but also some #lifestyle #vibes for good taste

1. The Perfect Women, Episode 1

Air Date: 2019-03-27

They're perfect, but they're still your mommies

2. The Perfect Women, Episode 2

Air Date: 2019-04-03

The guy over the cat?

3. The Perfect Women, Episode 3

Air Date: 2019-04-10

The trial of AlienBob

4. The Perfect Women, Episode 4

Air Date: 2019-04-17

Derek and Dril inject the show with some much needed virality

5. The Perfect Women, Episode 5

Air Date: 2019-04-24

The viewing habits of the North American Virgin are analyzed

6. The Perfect Women, Episode 6

Air Date: 2019-05-01

Emily's gone, but we got ourselves a gun

7. The Perfect Women, Episode 7

Air Date: 2019-05-08

Semi-regular rotating guest host Derek shows up and tries to fight everyone

8. The Perfect Women, Episode 8

Air Date: 2019-05-15

Everyone has to pee (feat. Billy Corgan of Smash Mouth)

9. The Perfect Women, Episode 9

Air Date: 2019-05-22

More than one Pokemon reference is made

10. The Perfect Women, Episode 10

Air Date: 2019-05-29

horniness is real

11. The Perfect Women, Episode 11

Air Date: 2019-06-05

All the little baby kittens and puppies and dirt and DVDs and a keyboard

12. The Perfect Women, Episode 12

Air Date: 2019-06-12

The pixel is thicc

13. The Perfect Women, Episode 13

Air Date: 2019-06-19

Titstarter goals met (feat. spit)

14. The Perfect Women, Episode 14

Air Date: 2019-06-26

Chemtrails, fun socks

15. The Perfect Women, Episode 15

Air Date: 2019-07-03

A very special 21 gun Independence Day salute to American exceptionalism

16. The Perfect Women, Episode 16

Air Date: 2019-07-10

Mary's back. Are you happy?

17. The Perfect Women, Episode 17

Air Date: 2019-07-17

A Very Special Univited to Comic-Con Pre-recorded Special

18. The Perfect Women, Episode 18

Air Date: 2019-07-24

Do you know how hard it is to have to shit & think at the same time

19. The Perfect Women, Episode 19

Air Date: 2019-07-31

The death of Mary Kobayashi x Monster Energy

20. The Perfect Women, Episode 20

Air Date: 2019-08-07

KitKat & Dinah @sluttytaylorswift give your Mommies a makeover

21. The Perfect Women, Episode 21

Air Date: 2019-08-14

Would you let a chili dog...ahem...EAT you out?

22. The Perfect Women, Episode 22

Air Date: 2019-08-21

enjoy hanging out with your libertarian dad

23. The Perfect Women, Episode 23

Air Date: 2019-08-28

Do you think my piss is gonna hurt

24. The Perfect Women, Episode 24

Air Date: 2019-09-04

Turns out it's Soundcloud day

25. The Perfect Women, Episode 25

Air Date: 2019-09-11

9/11 hotwing muckbang

26. The Perfect Women, Episode 26

Air Date: 2019-09-18

Hot drop in from Clare O'Kane @babysfirstgun (feat. anime tiddies)

27. The Perfect Women, Episode 27

Air Date: 2019-09-25

Special musical guest Negative Gemini sings for you

28. The Perfect Women, Episode 28

Air Date: 2019-10-02

Your mommies meet a very horny boy

29. The Perfect Women, Episode 29

Air Date: 2019-10-09

In the wake of scandal, the network installs The Consultant

30. The Perfect Women, Episode 30

Air Date: 2019-10-16

Foo Fighters don't believe that HIV gives you AIDS

31. The Perfect Women, Episode 31

Air Date: 2019-10-23

I wanna eat a beef meat, not this smoothie shit

32. The Perfect Women, Episode 32

Air Date: 2019-10-30

Do you have that mountain dew disease

33. The Perfect Women, Episode 33

Air Date: 2019-11-06

A sexy little baby brain, smooth like a peanut

34. The Perfect Women, Episode 34

Air Date: 2019-11-13

Fat nut December (Dir. P.T. Anderson)

35. The Perfect Women, Episode 35

Air Date: 2019-11-20

Lower than a bitch

36. The Perfect Women at the Adult Swim Festival

Air Date: 2019-12-01

A very special episode

37. The Perfect Women, Episode 37

Air Date: 2019-12-04

The dude from Gogol Bordello is your hall pass?

38. The Perfect Women, Episode 38

Air Date: 2019-12-11

YEAR END CLEARANCE

39. The Perfect Women, Episode 39

Air Date: 2019-12-18

Shit babies (feat. Ariel Pink & John Maus)

40. The Perfect Women, Episode 40

Air Date: 2020-01-08

I forgot about the cartoon PPs

41. The Perfect Women, Episode 41

Air Date: 2020-01-15

Long nails & butt play (feat. Patriarchy / Actually Huizenga)

42. The Perfect Women, Episode 42

Air Date: 2020-01-22

take a fat shit (in Newark)

43. The Perfect Women, Episode 43

Air Date: 2020-01-29

Let's look at some food pics

44. The Perfect Women, Episode 44

Air Date: 2020-02-05

The front ass. The ass where you pee

45. The Perfect Women, Episode 45

Air Date: 2020-02-12

A very special dating profile episode in honor of St. Valentine's Day

46. The Perfect Women, Episode 46

Air Date: 2020-02-19

Where's the hot chick

47. The Perfect Women, Episode 47

Air Date: 2020-02-26

Let's bring doi back

48. The Perfect Women, Episode 48

Air Date: 2020-03-04

Why did Mary abandon us?

49. The Perfect Women, Episode 49

Air Date: 2020-03-11

Slurpin' the A out of some P

50. The Perfect Women, Episode 50

Air Date: 2020-03-18

What the show would be like if it sucked a little worse

51. The Perfect Women, Episode 51

Air Date: 2020-03-25

pp or poopoo?

52. The Perfect Women, Episode 52

Air Date: 2020-04-01

A new hope

53. The Perfect Women, Episode 53

Air Date: 2020-04-08

kinda like Stevie Ray Vaughn, but a girl

54. The Perfect Women, Episode 54

Air Date: 2020-04-15

The funny Office

55. The Perfect Women, Episode 55

Air Date: 2020-04-22

Don't you dare show your f***ing magnets right now

56. The Perfect Women, Episode 56

Air Date: 2020-04-29

Do you think the weed is danker in heaven

57. The Perfect Women, Episode 57

Air Date: 2020-05-06

you're rich and you f**k your video games

58. The Perfect Women, Episode 58

Air Date: 2020-05-13

These young ladies are going poopoo and pp right now?

59. The Perfect Women, Episode 59

Air Date: 2020-05-20

A very special 2 week anniversary of the 69th episode episode

60. The Perfect Women, Episode 60

Air Date: 2020-05-27

Someone in chat gets horny

61. The Perfect Women, Episode 61

Air Date: 2020-06-03

Let's have a talk

62. The Perfect Women, Episode 62

Air Date: 2020-06-10

Sperm questions answered

63. The Perfect Women, Episode 63

Air Date: 2020-06-17

Summer profile clearance

64. The Perfect Women, Episode 64

Air Date: 2020-06-24

A show for DJs and longboarders and five guys in a room

65. The Perfect Women, Episode 65

Air Date: 2020-07-01

I only poopoo a teaspoon a day

66. The Perfect Women, Episode 66

Air Date: 2020-07-08

What did you think you were? An art critic?

67. The Perfect Women, Episode 67

Air Date: 2020-07-15

Not high on pot right now

68. The Perfect Women. Episode 68

Air Date: 2020-07-22

the Iowa ska scene is cancelled

69. The Perfect Women, Episode 69

Air Date: 2020-07-29

Wet shaming

70. The Perfect Women, Episode 70

Air Date: 2020-08-05

The piss episode

71. The Perfect Women, Episode 71

Air Date: 2020-08-12

lol doody

72. The Perfect Women, Episode 72

Air Date: 2020-08-19

looking at other people's vacation photos :(

73. The Perfect Women, Episode 73

Air Date: 2020-08-26

Emily's very special 27 Club birthday episode

74. The Perfect Women, Episode 74

Air Date: 2020-09-02

Hay look it's Mary

75. The Perfect Women, Episode 75

Air Date: 2020-09-09

STEVE ALBINI weighs in on YOUR music submissions with this one crazy trick

76. The Perfect Women, Episode 76

Air Date: 2020-09-16

Joe Pera has some upsetting news for you

1. You are a Development Executive

Air Date: 2021-04-28

Your mommies have returned as a selfless act of fan service

2. WOMEN listen to a MAN for 60 minutes

Air Date: 2021-05-05

The people spoke: your mommies had to listen to Avi speak

3. Open Mic Night

Air Date: 2021-05-12

THREE BEAN ROASTERS x THE PERFECT WOMEN present: Open Mic Night Evening Webcam Talent Show (feat. guest barista Derek Estevez-Olsen)

4. Community Outreach Workshop

Air Date: 2021-05-19

Fans are aggressively listened to. The future of the show hangs in the balance.

5. ROAST of EMILY

Air Date: 2021-05-26

Emily sits and takes it as Dril, Sarah Squirm, Derek Estevez-Olsen, Brace Belden, Max Simonet, Mary Kobayashi, Alison Stevenson, Megan Koester, and a few random virgins annihilate her good name. Because the FANS wanted TEARS

6. How Jewish Is My Pet?

Air Date: 2021-06-02

Emily died but some cats and dogs called in

7. Improv Night

Air Date: 2021-06-09

You 100% forced us to do this #FansFirst

8. 32 Koalas You Should F**k

Air Date: 2021-06-16

A caller gets revenge assistance. Patreon VIP Instagram profiles are reviewed. Laundry gets folded.

9. FISH TANK

Air Date: 2021-06-23

Can you swim with the fishes? Can you call in and pitch your business ideas in a way not at all resembling a popular television program? CAN YOU?

10. Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Air Date: 2021-06-30

You should have appreciated her more. But the show must go on.

11. Perfect After Dark

Air Date: 2021-07-07

The divorced one is gone. Now the show must go on... hornier.

12. Perfect After Dark 2: Love Me Tinder

Air Date: 2021-07-14

Provided free of charge: constructive criticism of your Tinder profiles (w/ special guest Brooke "The Bruce" Bundy)

13. Reheated Tinder Leftovers

Air Date: 2021-08-04

Megan returns to Tinder profiles and coronavirus variants and terrible audio quality

14. Ask Mommy Anything

Air Date: 2021-08-11

Have questions for your mommies? Call in LIVE at: tiny.cc/perfectwomen

15. Help Emily Walk Again

Air Date: 2021-08-18

Special Guest Master of Ceremonies @Dril & the simp army turned out for Emily in her hour of need- but was it enough?

16. Date Me, Mommy

Air Date: 2021-08-25

Alison has deleted all the dating apps, so it's time to call in anonymously & see how compatible you are with the horniest Mommy... and she'll pick a winner at the end.