Smartypants

1. Birthdays, The Cookout, Vegetables

Air Date: 2024-04-25

Trapp tries to find the happiest birthday. Demi talks about allyship. Vic asks what are vegetables.

2. Wrestling & Drag, Cryptids, Eggs

Air Date: 2024-05-09

Jess explains why wrestling and drag are the same. Jacob analyzes which cryptid is the best to blaze with. Katie expounds why eggs are the best.

3. Swing Music, Emails, The Moon

Air Date: 2024-05-23

Ross argues for a swing music revival. Alexis demonstrates how to write the perfect email. Raph proposes why the United States should bomb the moon.

4. Birds, Celebrities, Bodies

Air Date: 2024-06-06

Fumi elucidates why birds might steal your girl. Janie advocates for celebrity elections. Paul pitches how he would make bodies better.

5. Groundhog Day, WNBA, The Ocean

Air Date: 2024-06-20

Paul investigates who the mastermind of "Groundhog Day" is. Kimia argues why the WNBA is better than the NBA. Zach explains why the ocean sucks.

6. Theater Kids, Cicadas, Honorary Degrees

Air Date: 2024-07-04

Anna asks if society should forgive theater kids. Sara asserts that cicadas should be the symbol of the USA. Ryan tries to receive an honorary degree.

7. Presidents, Zzyzx, Rollercoasters, Night Owls

Air Date: 2024-07-18

Jon contends that current politics have ruined movie presidents. Carolyn reveals the history of Zzyzx. Grant rhapsodizes about rollercoasters. Pallavi exposes night owl discrimination.

8. Mecha, Cuss Words, Craigslist

Air Date: 2024-08-01

Erika argues why the US government should build them a mech. Patrick explains why society needs new cuss words. Brian illustrates why Craigslist is the continuation of the Oregon Trail video game.

9. Michael Jordan, Family Sitcoms, God, Charcuterie

Air Date: 2024-08-15

Jacquis asserts that Michael Jordan was a good baseball player. Carlos explores how realistic 90s family sitcoms were. Cynthia proves that God is a woman. Tao ranks charcuterie board elements.

1. Standardization, Dogs, Procrastination

Air Date: 2025-03-06

Trapp standardizes English regionalisms. Arasha presents why dogs aren't cute. Jeremy reveals how to procrastinate well.

2. Food Captain, Names, Action Star

Air Date: 2025-03-20

Jess explains why you need a food captain. Waleed instructs how to name a baby. Becca becomes a hero.

3. Hip Hop, Intimacy, Hot Dogs

Air Date: 2025-04-03

James connects hip hop to finances. Elaine makes intimacy bases. Caldwell wants a hot dog anywhere.

4. February, Concerts, Monsters

Air Date: 2025-04-17

Emma cancels February. Jess explains why concerts suck. Jon criticizes sexy monsters.

5. Episode 5

Air Date: 2025-05-01

6. Episode 6

Air Date: 2025-05-15

7. Episode 7

Air Date: 2025-05-29

8. Episode 8

Air Date: 2025-06-12

9. Episode 9

Air Date: 2025-06-26

10. Episode 10

Air Date: 2025-07-10

11. Episode 11

Air Date: 2025-07-24

12. Episode 12

Air Date: 2025-08-07

13. Episode 13

Air Date: 2025-08-21

14. Episode 14

Air Date: 2025-09-04

15. Episode 15

Air Date: 2025-09-18