Mind Your Language

Mind Your Language

Jeremy Brown, a language teacher, tries to make a living by teaching English to immigrants. With pupils from India, France, China, and many other countries, his lessons do not always go as planned.

Comedy

Seasons

The First Lesson

1. The First Lesson

Air Date: 1977-12-30

Jeremy Brown starts his new job as a teacher of English as a foreign language and meets his students for the first time, a diverse group of ten adults in London, hailing from nine different countries in Europe and Asia.

An Inspector Calls

2. An Inspector Calls

Air Date: 1978-01-06

An inspector from the local education authority arrives at the school to observe the classes, but Mr Brown mistakes him for a new student.

A Fate Worse Than Death

3. A Fate Worse Than Death

Air Date: 1978-01-13

Ranjeet asks Mr Brown and the rest of the class to help him escape an arranged marriage with Surinder, the daughter of his father’s best friend.

All Through the Night

4. All Through the Night

Air Date: 1978-01-20

Upset that his students’ English is not improving, especially in the presence of Miss Courtney who leaves disappointed, Mr Brown keeps them after class, to the extent that they get locked in the building.

The Best Things in Life

5. The Best Things in Life

Air Date: 1978-01-27

Jamila is arrested for shoplifting a magazine due to her misunderstanding of the word 'free' in promotional material...

Come Back, All is Forgiven

6. Come Back, All is Forgiven

Air Date: 1978-02-03

It is Mr Brown’s birthday, and everyone in the class has brought him a present - but it is not all happy returns when Miss Courtney informs him that his trial month is over and dismisses him, replacing him with a new teacher.

The Cheating Game

7. The Cheating Game

Air Date: 1978-02-10

In order to see how prepared they are for their upcoming exam, the students prepare to take a mock exam, failing miserably and angering Mr Brown. Seeing that their teacher has no faith in them, they decide to cheat!

Better to Have Loved and Lost

8. Better to Have Loved and Lost

Air Date: 1978-02-17

Celebrations as Ali and Su-Lee announce that they are to marry... but he already has a wife!

Kill or Cure

9. Kill or Cure

Air Date: 1978-02-24

Poor Jeremy is sick with the flu, so his class decide to pay him a visit hoping to cheer him up.

Hello Sailor

10. Hello Sailor

Air Date: 1978-03-03

Juan brings his Russian sailor friend Boris to class, explaining that he wants to defect and stay in England, having fallen love with a girl he just met.

A Point of Honour

11. A Point of Honour

Air Date: 1978-03-10

Mr Brown finds himself in a lot of trouble when Danielle tells Mr Jarvis, a pestering woodwork teacher at the school, that she is engaged to her English teacher.

How's Your Father

12. How's Your Father

Air Date: 1978-03-17

Could it be that Sid the Janitor is Jeremy's father ?

The Examination

13. The Examination

Air Date: 1978-03-24

The students prepare to take their Lower Cambridge Certificate exam at the end of the first term. Meanwhile, Mr Brown has a disagreement with a couple in the pub, which comes back to haunt him when it turns out that the man (Mr Short, a former principal of the school) will be supervising the exam.

All Present if not Correct

1. All Present if not Correct

Air Date: 1978-10-07

At the start of the new school year, Mr Brown has two new students, Zoltán Szabo from Hungary and Swedish au pair, Ingrid Svenson.

Queen for a Day

2. Queen for a Day

Air Date: 1978-10-14

It is announced that the Queen will be visiting the school, and Miss Courtney gets excited about the event, to the extent that the school is redecorated and the EFL students wear their national costumes.

Brief Re-Encounter

3. Brief Re-Encounter

Air Date: 1978-10-21

Miss Courtney's former fiancé returns, but are his intentions entirely honourable ?

Many Happy Returns

4. Many Happy Returns

Air Date: 1978-10-28

Sid can't believe his luck. Just when he was hard up for cash, he finds lots of it. The only problem is Ranjeet is the one who lost it...

Don't Forget the Driver

5. Don't Forget the Driver

Air Date: 1978-11-04

A road trip is planned for the class, but nothing goes according to plan.

A Hard Day's Night

6. A Hard Day's Night

Air Date: 1978-11-11

Jeremy's flat is being redecorated so Giovanni and Max invite him to spend the night at their place.

7. Take Your Partners

Air Date: 1978-11-18

Jeremy is talked into buying two tickets to the Ladies Circle Dance.

After Three

8. After Three

Air Date: 1978-11-25

The time has come for the Annual College Concert. What kind of a performance will the English class give ?

I Belong to Glasgow

1. I Belong to Glasgow

Air Date: 1979-10-27

All the students return except for Ingrid and Zoltan, who has left for Hungary. Soon after, an affluent Arab Sheikh enrols his Scottish chauffeur in Mr Brown's class, due to not being able to understand his accent. But the Glaswegian man causes trouble due to his obnoxious, hostile and confrontational attitude.

Who Loves Ya Baby?

2. Who Loves Ya Baby?

Air Date: 1979-11-03

Au pair Danielle brings her boss' baby to school, but she leaves him in the canteen and he goes missing.

No Flowers by Request

3. No Flowers by Request

Air Date: 1979-11-10

Mr Brown takes Juan to hospital, suffering from a stomach ache, but a fall causes him to be admitted as a patient, instead.

Just the Job

4. Just the Job

Air Date: 1979-11-17

Mr Brown receives an offer of a higher paid position at another school.

Guilty or Not Guilty?

5. Guilty or Not Guilty?

Air Date: 1979-11-24

All the students are brought to court for causing various acts of mischief at different places in London. Miss Courtney oversees the session as one of the magistrates, while Mr Brown acts as their barrister.

Repent at Leisure

6. Repent at Leisure

Air Date: 1979-12-01

Anna's visa is about to expire so her friends suggest that she marry Mr Brown in order to become a British citizen.

The School Fete

7. The School Fete

Air Date: 1979-12-08

The school holds a fete, and Max is responsible for hiring celebrity, Arthur Mullard, to open the events.

What a Tangled Web

8. What a Tangled Web

Air Date: 1979-12-15

When Ali suspects that his wife is having an affair, Mr Brown takes matters into his own hands...

1. Never say Die

Air Date: 1986-01-04

Mr Brown mistakenly believes that Miss Courtney is dying.

2. Too Many Crooks

Air Date: 1986-01-11

Two crooks rob the shop of Ranjeet's cousin when he is in charge. To evade capture, they hide in the school.

3. Easy Come Easy Go

Air Date: 1986-01-18

The students have seven draws on the football pools and stand to win thousands of pounds if they can get one more!

4. Fifty Years On

Air Date: 1986-01-25

It's Miss Courtney's birthday, and finding Ingrid's mink coat in her office, she assumes that it's a present...

5. Time and Tide

Air Date: 1986-02-01

Mr Brown finds himself in deep water when he takes the students down the River Thames to improve their knowledge of English history.

6. Ghoulies and Ghosties

Air Date: 1986-02-08

Mr Brown scoffs at the suggestion that the school is haunted.

7. Mama Mia

Air Date: 1986-02-15

Giovanni's mother visits him at the school.

8. A Rash Decision

Air Date: 1986-02-22

Mr Brown and all the students catch a rash and fever, and soon they are admitted to a quarantine ward.

9. Wedding Fever

Air Date: 1986-03-01

Juan is accidentally locked in the school on the night before his wedding!

10. Everybody's Out

Air Date: 1986-03-08

There is discontent when the students form their own union.

11. The First Lady

Air Date: 1986-03-22

Mr Brown is suffering from flu and has a bizarre dream involving destruction at the school.

12. Teacher's Pet

Air Date: 1986-04-05

Mr Brown brings his neighbour's dog to class.

13. End of Term

Air Date: 1986-04-12

The school is closed and Miss Courtney is busy preparing for a European tour, while Mr Brown and the students arrive to find out how they have fared in their examinations.

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Rating

8.2/10

Release Date

1977-12-30

Episodes

42 (4 seasons)

Status

Ended

Cast

Production Companies

LWT

LWT