Face Jam Animated
Fast food creations are coming out too fast to keep track of but luckily we've animated Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eating and judging every new menu item under the sun. One has high standards. The other has no taste. And Eric is there too.
Seasons
1. McMillions
Air Date: 2021-01-23
Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz are here to eat and judge every new menu item under the sun. One has high standards. The other has no taste. And this time they're animated! Audio from Face Jam #11
2. Sauce Monkey Callin'
Air Date: 2021-04-08
It wouldn't be a normal day getting lunch, without a crazy woman making monkey noises. Audio from Face Jam #29
3. Papadi-a-Plenty
Air Date: 2021-04-15
Eric orders a LOT of food early in the morning which ends up confusing a Papa John's employee. Audio from Face Jam #9
4. Steamy Weenies
Air Date: 2021-04-22
An incident occurred in an Arby's bathroom that may make you steer clear from the restaurant entirely. Audio from Face Jam #7
5. Waste of Taco Time
Air Date: 2021-04-29
The boys just wanted some tacos, but it took way longer than it should have. It may not have even been worth it. Audio from Face Jam #10
6. Overserving Oldies
Air Date: 2021-05-06
Make sure your grandma gets cut off when she's had too much to drink. Things could get messy if you don't. Audio from Face Jam #42
7. Costco's Low Cost Combo
Air Date: 2021-05-13
For 40 some years, a hot dog at Costco has stayed the same price. Wonder why that is? Audio from Face Jam # 26
8. Pizza ONLY Night
Air Date: 2021-05-20
You have no options, no choices, you get what you get. There is no escape. Tonight, we're having pizza. Audio from Face Jam # 25
9. Free Drink Jammin'
Air Date: 2021-09-01
Face Jam's back! And the best way to return is with a free drink! For Eric only though. Audio from Face Jam "Torchies 06/22/21"
10. Michael's Origin Story
Air Date: 2021-09-01
Michael realizes it's unfair to eat more of one burger than the other when comparing them. His solution should not be replicated. Audio from Face Jam "Whataburger 04/14/20"
11. Sauce Stealin Family Members
Air Date: 2021-09-08
The Sauce Monkey has his father in law over for dinner, only for him to steal some of his beloved sauce right from under his nose. Audio from Face Jam "Wendys 07/06/21"
12. Pasta Past Your Limit
Air Date: 2021-09-08
The Face Jam guys get tricked into eating pasta. A lot of it. Audio from Face Jam "Olive Garden 07/21/20"
13. Spicy Chicken Betrayal
Air Date: 2021-09-15
Michael and Eric get a better burger without telling Jordan. He does not take it well. Audio from Face Jam "Wendys 09/29/20"
14. TGI Will Never Eat This Again
Air Date: 2021-09-22
Ever wanted the stickiest most uncomfortable burger ever? Have no fear, TGI Fridays has your back. Audio from Face Jam "TGI Fridays 04/13/21"
15. 10 In 10, Again and Again
Air Date: 2021-09-29
Michael tries to explain his 10 month plan of losing 10 pounds. Doesn't sound so bad. Audio from Face Jam "Taco Bell 03/20/21"
16. Smarmy Grackle Cast
Air Date: 2021-10-06
The grackles that eat food off the parking lot ground aren't too different than our favorite Face Jam guys. Audio from Face Jam "Little Caesars 06/08/21"
17. Airhead BUNS on a Chicken Sandwich?!
Air Date: 2021-10-13
Would you eat a burger that has an airhead as a bun? Pretty tempting, I know! Audio from Face Jam "Burger King 07/20/21"
18. Dry Wine Whiners
Air Date: 2021-10-20
A little too much wine takes the Face Jam guys to a different land. Audio from Face Jam "Snack Friday"
19. Upside Down with Tradition
Air Date: 2021-10-27
Does anyone really care that a blizzard can be held upside down? Probably not. Audio from Face Jam "Dairy Queen 01/19/21"
20. Honey Mustard Mistake
Air Date: 2021-11-03
Michael makes an oopsie and orders some honey mustard. A lot of it. Like SO much. Audio from Face Jam "Quiznos 08/18/20"
21. On Cloud Wine
Air Date: 2021-11-10
A certain wine description really tucks the Face Jam guys in for the night. Audio from Face Jam "Snack Friday"
1. Don't Take The Monkey's Sauce
Air Date: 2022-02-21
The Sauce Monkey likes his sauce as we all know, so don't take it from him. Ever. Audio from Face Jam "Jack In The Box 8/17/21"
2. Chuck It In The Bucket
Air Date: 2022-02-28
Spaghetti is what Little Caesars is well known for obviously, so why'd they get rid of their famous bucket? Audio from Face Jam "Little Caesars 8/31/21"
3. Monkey Bites
Air Date: 2022-03-21
There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Sauce Monkey way to eat a burger. Audio from Face Jam "Whataburger 10/11/21"
4. The Face Jam Experience
Air Date: 2022-04-04
No visit to any restaurant is normal with the Face Jam guys. It's always an unusual experience. Audio from Face Jam "Applebees 11/22/21"
5. Pizza Sims
Air Date: 2022-04-18
These employees needed some testing done before they were ready to function in public. Audio from Face Jam "Pueblo Colorado 11/24/21"
6. Newest Meat On The Market
Air Date: 2022-05-02
The meats we eat have been the same for too long. Time to make another one! Audio from Face Jam "Papa Johns 10/25/21"
7. I'm Serious
Air Date: 2022-05-16
This is a goofy podcast, but even in public, no one takes them seriously. Audio from Face Jam "IHOP 9/27/21"
8. Quite the Mouthful
Air Date: 2022-05-30
Sometimes employee's don't know what you're ordering, even if it's right on the menu. Audio from Face Jam "Sonic 12/20/21"
9. Burger King Trickery
Air Date: 2022-06-13
You may think that you like Burger King, but you don't, and it's not even your fault. Audio from Face Jam "Burger King 1/3/22"
10. Curly Competition
Air Date: 2022-06-27
Is it a world record if only one person tried and no one else cares? Audio from Face Jam "Arby's 1/17/22"
11. Draining Drive Thru
Air Date: 2022-07-11
The guys are forced to wait in a long drive through for absolutely nothing. Audio from Face Jam "Taco Cabana 1/31/22"
12. Water Boil Blast
Air Date: 2022-07-25
Michael goes over to Pasta Pete's house and gets poisoned. Audio from: Face Jam "Wendys 2/14/22"
13. Need Those Lemons
Air Date: 2022-08-08
The guys find out they don't just want lemons, they NEED lemons. Audio from: Face Jam "Insomnia Cookies 3/28/22"
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Rating
0.0/10
Release Date
2021-01-23
Episodes
34 (2 seasons)
Status
Ended
Cast
Production Companies
Rooster Teeth Productions