The Thorns

1. Death and Transfiguration

Air Date: 1988-01-15

The Thorns throw a fundraising party, and kill their dog to stop it from barking at guests.

2. Nothing Happened

Air Date: 1988-01-22

Misunderstandings arise when Sloan entertains a senator's aide in his hotel room while away on business in D.C.

3. The Girlfriend

Air Date: 1988-01-29

Chad develops a crush on the girl next door.

4. Condolence Call

Air Date: 1988-02-05

Ginger goes to a funeral with Sloan, but Toinette tells people who call The Thorns' residence that Ginger went to a funeral for Sloan.

5. The Maid

Air Date: 1988-02-12

A woman who lives near the Thorns tells them that she's the maid for a reclusive widow, but she's really somebody else.

6. The First Date

Air Date: 1988-03-04

Ginger pushes her uncle to go out on a date with Mrs. Hamilton.

7. The Thief

Air Date: 1988-03-11

A rich classmate of Edmund's is ripping him off at school.

8. The First Date

Air Date: 1988-03-04

The Thorns go to psychotherapy to try to be more friendly people.

9. The Rage

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10. The Horse

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11. The Prodigal Son

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12. The Dream House

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