The First Guy

1. The First Guy To Ever Take A Vacation

Air Date: 2018-09-23

Feeling really stressed lately... I think I really need to fly to another country and look at all their stuff.

2. The First Guy To Ever Wrap A Gift

Air Date: 2018-12-23

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everybody! Ever stop to think why we wrap our gifts? This is EXACTLY how we started doing that. Beat for beat-- this is 100% how it went down.

1. The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime

Air Date: 2019-02-07

Why can't I just take anything I want though?

2. The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction

Air Date: 2019-04-10

Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!

3. The First Guy To Ever Have A Name

Air Date: 2019-06-02

Hey person, what's your sound?

4. The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan

Air Date: 2019-07-07

Heyyyyyy I like that noise you made.

5. The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat

Air Date: 2019-07-31

This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.

6. The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone

Air Date: 2019-08-12

He who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.

7. The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself

Air Date: 2019-09-02

I'm gonna smell like flowers.

8. The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist

Air Date: 2019-09-11

Hey good news I moved a bunch of colours around on some paper and now it kind of looks like you.

9. The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial

Air Date: 2019-10-04

10. The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume

Air Date: 2019-10-31

It's fun to pretend like you're not yourself for a little bit!

11. The First Guy To Ever Dream

Air Date: 2019-11-16

I hallucinated about you while I was asleep and now I'm mad at you.

12. The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas

Air Date: 2019-12-13

Christmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)

13. The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone

Air Date: 2019-12-27

1. The First Guy To Ever Open A Restaurant

Air Date: 2020-02-13

Come on in and be restored! A stranger will prepare a meal for you. Do not interact with this stranger.

2. The First Guy To Ever Hold Up A Lighter At A Concert

Air Date: 2020-03-12

Ever wonder who started the tradition of raising lighters and cellphones at concerts? It was this guy. So there, now you know.

3. The First Guy To Ever Make A Friend

Air Date: 2020-04-13

Hi there hello good news I have chosen you as a person that I want to hang out with and warn when large animals are nearby.

4. The First Guy To Ever Have A Home

Air Date: 2020-06-17

Please don't come in here. Cabin in thumbnail photographed by Zachary DeBottis at Pexels!

5. The First Guy To Ever Swim

Air Date: 2020-06-30

It's summer and I love floating at the top of the drinking stuff.

6. The First Guy To Ever Play Tag

Air Date: 2020-07-07

Tag is weird. It's a weird game.

7. The First Guy To Ever Get Drunk

Air Date: 2020-07-27

Good news I found my super old berries, they tasted like fire.

8. The First Guy To Ever Get Ripped

Air Date: 2020-08-19

Look at all my bulges.

9. The First Couple To Ever Get Married

Air Date: 2020-10-01

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

10. The First Couple To Ever Get Divorced

Air Date: 2020-10-01

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

11. The First Guy To Ever Celebrate A Birthday

Air Date: 2020-10-29

Let's get fire involved.

12. The First Guy To Ever Rob A Bank

Air Date: 2020-11-09

Give me people's money.

13. The First Guy To Ever Be King

Air Date: 2020-11-27

I guess I own everything.

14. The First Guy To Ever Eat Dessert

Air Date: 2020-12-10

The meal is not done.

1. The First Guy To Ever Go Camping

Air Date: 2021-01-07

Let's sleep where the bears live.

2. The First Guy To Ever Open A Zoo

Air Date: 2021-01-15

I arrested a penguin.

3. The First Guy To Ever Open A School

Air Date: 2021-02-06

I'm gonna lecture your kids.

4. The First Guy To Ever Wear Contact Lenses

Air Date: 2021-02-19

The lenses go where? PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER" 🤦 I went too hard on the blur effect and shouldn't have followed the traditional eye chart layout. That's my bad for trying to rush an easter egg in and not double-checking how it could be misread (especially on mobile.) I also misspelled HELLLO with three L's --- so yeah. This went great.

5. The First Guy To Ever Break An Arm

Air Date: 2021-03-12

It bends that way now it decided.

6. The First Guy To Ever Open A Hotel

Air Date: 2021-03-19

Sleep in my bed.

7. The First Guy To Ever Reach A Million Subscribers

Air Date: 2021-04-08

Big thanks to everyone who has watched my videos and pressed the button so far! ❤

8. The First Guy To Ever Play Duck, Duck, Goose

Air Date: 2021-04-15

In Minnesota they're going to call this game Duck Duck Gray Duck, I decided.

9. The First Guy To Ever Climb A Mountain

Air Date: 2021-05-01

Maybe I won't die.

10. The First Guy To Ever Go To Prison

Air Date: 2021-05-07

Why can't I leave?

11. The First Guy To Ever Order Food Delivery

Air Date: 2021-05-25

Bring me the food. Now.

12. The First Guy To Ever Sell Insurance

Air Date: 2021-06-04

Something awful could happen.

13. The First Guy To Ever Feel An Earthquake

Air Date: 2021-06-30

Whoa whoa whoa whoa hey everything's vibrating now.

14. The First Guy To Ever Be A Sports Mascot

Air Date: 2021-07-28

I could dress up like an animal.

15. The First Guy To Ever Hire An Assassin

Air Date: 2021-08-06

You see that guy over there standing there all stupid and ugly and dumb and stupid.

16. The First Guy To Ever Shoplift

Air Date: 2021-08-27

I'm taking this.

17. The First Guy To Ever Graduate

Air Date: 2021-09-17

Now what?

18. The First Guy To Ever Be A Motivational Speaker

Air Date: 2021-10-25

Don't. Ever. Sleep.

19. The First Guy To Ever Solve A Crime

Air Date: 2021-11-10

Okay wait. Who did this?

20. The First Guy To Ever Order Drive-Thru

Air Date: 2021-12-06

I'm not getting out.

21. The First Guy To Ever Build A Snowman

Air Date: 2021-12-12

Looks like a real person.

1. The First Guy To Ever Be An Actor

Air Date: 2022-01-07

Let's pretend I'm not me.

2. The First Guy To Ever Win An Award

Air Date: 2022-01-23

Thanks for the shiny object.

3. The First Guy To Ever Be A Pro Fighter

Air Date: 2022-02-06

I'm very good at punching.

4. The First Guy To Ever Make A Puzzle

Air Date: 2022-02-27

Now put it back together!

5. The First Guy To Ever Host A Party

Air Date: 2022-03-21

Bring your own beer.

6. The First Guy To Ever Be A Chiropractor

Air Date: 2022-03-29

I will crack you.

7. The First Guy To Ever Open A Bar

Air Date: 2022-05-01

Want some poison?

8. The First Couple To Ever Move In Together

Air Date: 2022-05-06

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

9. The First Couple To Have A Baby

Air Date: 2022-05-06

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

10. The First Guy To Ever Go To The Beach

Air Date: 2022-05-15

There's sand inside me.

11. The First Guy To Ever Be A Bodyguard

Air Date: 2022-05-28

I will punch you.

12. The First Guy To Ever Own A Dog

Air Date: 2022-06-26

I got us a new furry roommate.

13. The First Guy To Ever Be A Firefighter

Air Date: 2022-07-13

Look pretty hot.

14. The First Guy To Ever Work In An Office

Air Date: 2022-07-27

Let's work in tiny cubes.

15. The First Guy To Ever Scuba Dive

Air Date: 2022-08-10

Maybe we won't drown.

16. The First Guy To Ever Go Fishing

Air Date: 2022-09-04

I will outsmart a fish.

17. The First Guy To Ever Work In Retail

Air Date: 2022-09-28

The customer is always right.

18. The First Guy To Ever Be A Bullfighter

Air Date: 2022-10-29

I'm extremely strong and I love grass.

19. The First Guy To Ever Drink Milk

Air Date: 2022-11-28

Alright so after years of you guys asking for this video I finally caved!

20. The First Guy To Ever Open A Buffet

Air Date: 2022-12-14

Now you listen to me, I want the option to just take whatever I want.

1. The First Guy To Ever Vandalize

Air Date: 2023-01-11

The world's my playground I decided.

2. The First Guy To Ever Report The News

Air Date: 2023-02-19

Bad stuff!

3. The First Guy To Ever Discover Laxatives

Air Date: 2023-03-05

Something is happening.

4. The First Guy To Ever Drive A Taxi

Air Date: 2023-03-31

Get in the car.

5. The First Guy To Ever Use Figures Of Speech

Air Date: 2023-04-17

I could eat a horse.

6. The First Guy To Ever Take A Hostage

Air Date: 2023-05-09

This is a very tense moment.

7. The First Guy To Ever Get Fired

Air Date: 2023-07-15

You're setting me on fire?

8. The First Guy To Ever Own A Bird

Air Date: 2023-08-22

Why did you arrest that bird?

9. The First Guy To Ever Be Superstitious

Air Date: 2023-09-13

I guess I can't take this hat off anymore.

10. The First Guy To Ever Quit His Job

Air Date: 2023-09-29

I'm not gonna do that.

11. The First Guy To Ever Trick or Treat

Air Date: 2023-10-27

How am I supposed to get candy now?

12. The First Guy To Ever High Five

Air Date: 2023-11-26

Slap my hand with your hand.

13. The First Guy To Ever Make A New Year's Resolution

Air Date: 2023-12-31

New year new me

1. The First Guy To Ever Open A Nightclub

Air Date: 2024-01-27

You've heard of bars, haven't ya!?

2. The First Guy To Ever Eat An Egg

Air Date: 2024-02-24

You know the things that chickens poop out?

3. The First Guy To Ever Ride A Horse

Air Date: 2024-03-08

Why are you sitting on that giant animal?

4. The First Guy To Ever Scam Someone

Air Date: 2024-04-05

Can I have the thing?

5. The First Guy To Ever Skydive

Air Date: 2024-06-07

I'm thinkin' I'm gonna jump!

6. The First Guy To Ever Order Fast Food

Air Date: 2024-07-06

I wanna be outta here with food in minutes.

7. The First Guy To Ever Jog

Air Date: 2024-08-05

My muscles are screaming at me.

8. The First Guy To Ever Be A Spy

Air Date: 2024-12-04

You pay me and I look at people.