The News Tank
The News Tank is a weekly news show where the anchors get drunk and tell the news. But not just any news, only the fun, silly, wacky news that everyone loves to hear about, but no one covers. So grab a drink and get in the tank with us.
Seasons
1. Episode 1#1 Pilot
Air Date: 2018-01-16
The News Tank is a weekly news show where the anchors get drunk and tell the news. But not just any news, only the fun, silly, wacky news that everyone loves to hear about, but no one covers. So grab a drink and get in the tank with us.
2. Year in Review
Air Date: 2018-01-23
We had beers for the football game, but for reporting the news we need something stronger. Tune in to episode 2 tomorrow as we tackle our 2017 year end review.
3. DACA Deal, Border Wall, & Nutella!
Air Date: 2018-01-30
DACA Deal, Border Wall, & Nutella!
4. Stray Dogs
Air Date: 2018-02-06
Woman on the street. Stray dogs.
5. Worms, Vagina Wigs, & Russian Bots!
Air Date: 2018-02-13
Eye worms and vagina wigs.
6. Working Women, Lady Doritos, & Women's Intuition
Air Date: 2018-02-27
Ladies, feelings, flowers and estrogen.
7. Is it a Bot or not?
Air Date: 2018-03-06
Is it a bot or not? Lane Marinosh puts his heart on the line to find out.
8. Muscle Mass, Instapot, & Cashews!
Air Date: 2018-03-13
So much weird news with drunk people.
9. Climate Change, Grumpy Cat, & Buttholes!
Air Date: 2018-03-20
That's my opinion and I'm not sorry about it.
10. Surprise News!
Air Date: 2018-03-27
Surprise news!. That's my opinion and I'm not sorry about it.
11. Cheetahs, Hockey, & Happiness!
Air Date: 2018-04-03
Cheetahs, Hockey, & Happiness!
12. Coffee Warnings, New Words, & Name Handles!
Air Date: 2018-04-10
Join us for weird news reported while drinking responsibly.
13. The Rant!
Air Date: 2018-04-17
New segment today. Leena rants her little heart out. About what you ask? Well you'll just have to watch and find out. Give us a like, share, or comment if you want to see more "Rants" on our show.
14. Bloopers!
Air Date: 2018-04-24
The news is a tough pill to swallow these days. The News Tank wants to bring you something different. Still real news, just news that's a hop, skip or jump outside the mainstream media. And with booze on top.
15. Ed Balls, Cry Closet, & Poop Trains!
Air Date: 2018-05-01
So many great co-hosts helping us tell the stories you really wanna hear about, cause who needs more of that depressing poop.
16. Salty Siri, Drinking, & Standing Health
Air Date: 2018-05-08
Jerry Anderson Willow joins Leena Sherna on The News Tank. Jerry brings a level of news reporting that has Leena on her toes, it's quite entertaining.
17. The Rant #2!
Air Date: 2018-05-15
Are you tired of being told what new fashion item is THE THING you need to be trendy and cool with the crowd? So is Leena and she isn't holding back.
18. Happy Memorial Day!
Air Date: 2018-05-22
We'll see y'all next week. Happy early Memorial Day. Thank you to all that served for our country.
19. Evictions, Pee Stories, & Damp Socks!
Air Date: 2018-05-29
Mitchell Curvey is back and thrilled to tell you what's in the tank today. And Leena will let you know how to share your "peed yourself" story.
20. Prison Problems, Types of Doctors, & Octopuses!
Air Date: 2018-06-05
This week's tank covers a range of stories. These are real news stories you can surprise your friends with in conversation or an opener at a party. You're welcome.
21. Graduation Cakes, Pageants, & Masturbation!
Air Date: 2018-06-12
Meeya and Leena fill you in on some saucy stories this week. Like and share cause this week's tank is full.
22. Benedict Cumberbatch, Belly Fat, & Relics
Air Date: 2018-06-19
It's a feel good Benedict Cumberbatch story, belly fat news and a little something to make you feel old. Leena seems to think Benedict Cumberbatch has been asking us to be on the show.
23. Alcohol, Phone Addiction, & Harry Potter!
Air Date: 2018-06-26
Apparently, you're supposed to slow down on your alcohol intake as you get older, but Leena and Allie are only in their 30s so they're not worried.
24. 4th of July Fun Facts!
Air Date: 2018-07-03
We got into the Fourth of July spirits here in the tank to deliver some facts about Independence Day.
25. Time for a RANT!
Air Date: 2018-07-10
It's TIME for a rant, and do you know how we know? Because our clock has actual numbers on it!!. Are you Team Mitchell or Team Leena?
26. A Snake for Every Finger!
Air Date: 2018-07-17
We're reporting on stories 10 to 30 feet long, including a man in Virgina Beach who found a Ball Python in his toilet and some grooming tips from a gentleman in Pune, India.
27. Mary Poppins Vagina, Mummy Juice, & Brady Bunch
Air Date: 2018-07-24
You don't wanna miss hard hitting stories like Mary Poppins vaginas and Mummy Juice. Only the best delivered every week to you.
28. Jim Bean & Cows are Good!
Air Date: 2018-07-31
We're here with some weird alcohol news among other things. Bess is a little tipsy, which means she's PERFECT for a News Tank anchor. A Tanchor? It'll catch on.
29. Rogue Rental Goats & Cookie Sized Nuggets!
Air Date: 2018-08-07
If stories about pooping on scooters or hiding gold nuggets in your bum-bum appeal to you, then get ready for a doozy of a News Tank.
30. Peeing in the Streets of Paris & Dehydration
Air Date: 2018-08-14
Fill up your tank on this beautiful "Tanked Tuesday!" We've got news about Rubiks Cubes, men legally relieving themselves on the streets of Paris, and more.
31. I Am Kevin!
Air Date: 2018-08-21
This week in the Tank we're a little appalled about some people's sexual health. We might even have our condoms made.
32. Can I Borrow Your Shed?
Air Date: 2018-08-28
Listen, we talk about butt holes a lot, AND vaginas, so maybe this is a little NSFW? But we just want you to know, your vagina is perfect just the way it is.
33. Drugs, Octopuses, Octopuses ON drugs, and Coffins!
Air Date: 2018-09-04
Suction Cups out. If you watch, you'll find out what that means!.
34. Finale!
Air Date: 2018-09-11
The news is a tough pill to swallow these days. The News Tank wants to bring you something different. Still real news, just news that's a hop, skip or jump outside the mainstream media. And with booze on top.
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Rating
0.0/10
Release Date
2018-01-16
Episodes
34 (1 seasons)
Status
Returning Series
