Internet Slutts

Internet Slutts is a bizarre, off-beat comedy series about a couple of twisted puppets whose lives revolve around the Internet. Set in a skanky basement apartment, Internet Slutts stars MURK, a drug-addled bicycle courier, and his best friend WALLY, a pompous, opinionated fellah who bears a striking resemblance to a two foot tall penis. Savvy net browsers, Wally and Murk head to the web whenever they need to answer a pressing question such as "Is peeing on people really a highly erotic sex act or just bad manners?" They surf when they're researching a new hobby, looking for ways to scam some quick cash, or just plain bored and in the mood to waste valuable time building a virtual cow. They also leave the apartment occasionally - to get a brand new scrotal Celtic tattoo, rent their favourite adult videos, or take a survey of movie theatre urinal techniques.

Comedy

Seasons

1. Wally's Narcissus

Air Date: 2000-04-21

Wally, after having bailed on numerous dates, finally admits that he is in love... with himself.

2. Wally's Sick Show

Air Date: 2000-04-28

Wally is sick and trying to avoid getting his temperature taken (rectally). The guys then go online to see what may be causing Wally's ailments.

3. This is Your Brain on the Internet

Air Date: 2000-05-05

Forced to endure a Friday night sober, Wally and Murk venture out on the internet to find the dumbest sites they can.

4. Solving the Mystery of Women

Air Date: 2000-05-12

When Murk is unsuccessful at picking-up... they decide to go online to solve the mystery of women.

5. Murk's New Thing

Air Date: 2000-05-26

Murk is realizing that he's no longer on the cutting edge of fashionable trends... of course this is after he gets his scrotum tattooed. He then surfs the web trying to find out a new trend to make him cool again.

6. Murk's Cash Crisis

Air Date: 2000-06-02

Murk has no money and tries to find easy ways to make some cash.

7. The Fetish Show

Air Date: 2000-06-09

Murk's new girlfriend has him wondering about the different types of fetishes out there, which leads Wally and Murk on a quest to see which fetish is right for Murk.