Childrens Hospital

1. Episode 1

Air Date: 2008-12-08

When Cat breaks up with Owen, Lola decides to be supportive and break up with her own boyfriend, Glenn, by telling him that she has brain cancer.

2. Episode 2

Air Date: 2008-12-08

Things get tense after Cat sneezed on Lola. Meanwhile, Briggs tries to get Glen back on the police force.

3. Episode 3

Air Date: 2008-12-08

The Chief calls a staff meeting to discuss Lola's nonexistent brain tumor.

4. Episode 4

Air Date: 2008-12-08

The Chief tries to help a boy who has aged rapidly. Meanwhile, Blake tries to help people via the healing power of laughter.

5. Episode 5

Air Date: 2008-12-08

Another doctor tries to use Blake's method: the healing power of laughter.

6. Episode 6

Air Date: 2008-12-08

In this very special episode, things are told from the perspective of a visiting doctor from Puerto Rico.

7. Episode 7

Air Date: 2008-12-08

Glen gets upset about Cat's new boyfriend. Meanwhile, a new doctor may be able to cure The Chief.

8. Episode 8

Air Date: 2008-12-08

Blake challenges Nate to a competition where the two doctors must perform surgery using only the healing power of laughter.

9. Episode 9

Air Date: 2008-12-08

Blake tells Lola he knows her brain tumor is fake. Meanwhile, Glen tries to get revenge on Cat's new boyfriend.

10. Episode 10

Air Date: 2008-12-08

In the season finale Max performs surgery on The Chief and Blake tries to cure Lola's nonexistent tumor.

1. I See Her Face Everywhere

Air Date: 2010-08-22

As the new season begins, Cat Black is conflicted about her full term pregnancy, because the father (Nick Kroll) is 6 years old and has advanced aging disease; the doctors remember Lola who still seems to be dead; Chief has more than professional feelings for the new administrator; Glenn cures cancer.

2. No One Can Replace Her

Air Date: 2010-08-29

Cat goes into labor with Little Nicky's baby. Little Nicky's advanced aging disease causes him to take on the tendencies of an old man as the disease begins to kill him. Lola Spratt returns from the hospital to explain that she faked her death, but everyone believes she is a ghost. Blake Downs returns to the hospital, following the failure of his private practice/spin-off. New doctor Valerie Flame takes over narrating duties on the show for Cat Black when complications occur in the birth of she and Nicky's child.

3. I Am Not Afraid of Any Ghost

Air Date: 2010-09-05

Dr. Maestro asks Dr. Flame to give him a lethal injection so that he can find Dr. Spratt in the spirit world. A creepy EMT wants to show The Chief his "sexy costume.

4. Give a Painted Brother a Break

Air Date: 2010-09-12

Dr. Blake's clown brother comes to visit and borrows money from Dr. Blake to pay off his gambling debts, while telling him it's for an operation. A mascot from a local theme park starts suspiciously, repeatedly bringing in children with broken arms for treatment. The hospital is turned into a youth hostel, and Sy gets conned by an attractive young foreign girl.

5. Joke Overload

Air Date: 2010-09-19

The staff must choose between saving an old black man and a young white kid. Insult comic Jeffrey Ross brings his child into the O.R., but the staff is more concerned with enjoying his humor than treating his child. Two Star Trek nerds dressed in uniforms (one as a Klingon) visit the hospital.

6. The End of the Middle

Air Date: 2010-09-26

An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes looks at the show. Cutter Spindell (who portrays Blake Downs on the show within the show) interferes to save the series, convincing protesters that they're saving an actual children's hospital.

7. Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters

Air Date: 2010-10-03

A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mind-reading girl visits the coma room.

8. Hot Enough for You?

Air Date: 2010-10-10

When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.

9. The Coffee Machine Paid For Itself

Air Date: 2010-10-17

A hip sexy Rabbi (David Wain) arrives and seduces Valerie, angering Glenn; Sy faces a moral dilemma involving a coffee machine; Lola is confused by a mysterious organ in a cooler.

10. Show Me On Montana

Air Date: 2010-10-24

"Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.

11. You Know No One Can Hear You, Right?

Air Date: 2010-10-31

The abortion debate is brought into relief by a visit from a prominent Senator (Ed Begley, Jr.); Owen must decide whether he can treat the 10-year-old who beats him daily; Sy finally faces his alcoholism.

12. The Sultan's Finger - LIVE

Air Date: 2010-11-07

In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise ending reveals the shocking the truth about one of the doctors, shattering everyone's perceptions. SEASON FINALE.

1. Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run

Air Date: 2011-06-02

A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.

2. Ward 8

Air Date: 2011-06-09

Briggs (Nick Offerman) goes undercover in the children's psych ward; Blake's ex (Sarah Silverman) resurfaces; and Chief and Glenn share a moment.

3. Black Doctor

Air Date: 2011-06-16

Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the drama "Black Hospital"; and Cat is overexposed.

4. Home Is Where the Hospital Is

Air Date: 2011-06-23

The doctors feel crowded from sharing an apartment and decide someone should move out. Elsewhere, Sy deals with his own domestic issues.

5. Nip/Tug

Air Date: 2011-06-30

A pediatric plastic surgeon joins the staffers; Max Von Sydow has a mix-up in the maternity ward; and Glen and Owen try to hunt down a snack.

6. The '70s Episode

Air Date: 2011-07-07

Glenn returns from Vietnam; Lola has new career aspirations.

7. Father's Day

Air Date: 2011-07-14

Lola and Brian try to locate Cat's father; the doctors wait for a prisoner's execution and plan to use his heart in a transplant procedure.

8. Stryker Bites the Dust

Air Date: 2011-07-21

The staff receive counseling after the death of Brock Stryker (Rob Riggle).

9. Children's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts

Air Date: 2011-07-28

The doctors go back in time.

10. Munch by Proxy

Air Date: 2011-08-04

Owen's secret wife (Alicia Silverstone) and baby visit the hospital for treatment; Val plays a high-stakes game of chess.

11. The Night Shift

Air Date: 2011-08-11

The staff work the night shift under the guidance of Velam Geza.

12. The Chet Episode

Air Date: 2011-08-18

A day in the life of Chet (Brian Huskey), the creepy paramedic.

13. Party Down

Air Date: 2011-08-25

A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.

14. Newsreaders

Air Date: 2011-09-01

Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.

1. The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo

Air Date: 2012-08-09

In this episode, which satirizes "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo", everyone at Childrens Hospital gets amnesia. After that, it looks as though the only way to get rid of the amnesia is to give the amnesia... amnesia. I'm forgetful about what happens after that.

2. Staff Dance

Air Date: 2012-08-16

Madonna visits the hospital, stunning Owen.

3. Chief's Origin

Air Date: 2012-08-23

Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.

4. Free Day

Air Date: 2012-08-30

The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.

5. Behind the Scenes

Air Date: 2012-09-06

The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.

6. The Return of the Young Billionaire

Air Date: 2012-09-13

Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.

7. British Hospital

Air Date: 2012-09-20

A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".

8. Ladies Night

Air Date: 2012-09-27

Single mothers receive discounts.

9. A Kid Walks in to a Hospital

Air Date: 2012-10-04

Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.

10. A Year In the Life

Air Date: 2012-10-11

The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.

11. Attention Staff

Air Date: 2012-10-18

Sal Viscuso is hunted and Owen is haunted.

12. Childrens Lawspital

Air Date: 2012-10-25

Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen.

13. Wisedocs

Air Date: 2012-11-09

The Mafia run wild in the hospital.

14. Eulogy

Air Date: 2012-11-16

The death of a cast member is examined.

1. A New Hope

Air Date: 2013-07-25

The staff move to an army base in Japan when the hospital is infested with termites.

2. Triangles

Air Date: 2013-08-01

Officer Briggs needs a place to stay and a copy of Airplane! to rewatch.

3. C-Word

Air Date: 2013-08-08

A plane crash threatens a night of entertainment on the base.

4. Country Weekend

Air Date: 2013-08-15

The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.

5. Imaginary Friends

Air Date: 2013-08-22

The doctors rally to save a ward for imaginary friends.

6. The Gang Gets Sushi

Air Date: 2013-08-29

When Lola is recruited for a government task force, the past threatens to compromise the mission.

7. Old Fashioned Day

Air Date: 2013-09-06

It's Old Fashioned Day at Childrens Hospital. And it lasts longer than a day, which allows for a conflict.

8. Spoiler Alert: Owen Gets a Perm

Air Date: 2013-09-13

Owen learns a lesson about hair choices; Glenn reveals the source of his surgical abilities.

9. Wine Tasting

Air Date: 2013-09-19

10. Blaken

Air Date: 2013-10-03

11. A Lot of Brouhaha Over Zilch

Air Date: 2013-10-10

Derek Childrens vows to regain control of the hospital from Sy. Includes fairies, a donkey head, hydraulics and poison lipstick.

12. My Friend Falcon

Air Date: 2013-10-17

David Wain's personal documentary about his friendship and rivalry with Just Falcon.

13. Coming and Going

Air Date: 2013-10-24

The doctors' trip to Japan comes to a climax.

1. Five Years Later

Air Date: 2015-03-21

Five years after leaving the army base, Owen must re-integrate into a 'normal' life at the hospital.

2. Codename: Jennifer

Air Date: 2015-03-28

The doctors are summoned to the White House, by Lola, to help with a matter of national security.

3. We Are Not Our DNA!

Air Date: 2015-04-04

Shocking DNA test results cause confusion and chaos among the staff.

4. Fan Fiction

Air Date: 2015-04-11

Nurse Beth enters a love triangle with Glenn and Owen and the doctors try to solve a high-stakes medical mystery.

5. With Great Power . . .

Air Date: 2015-04-18

Lola may have a superpower, and Blake and Dori seek parenting advice.

6. Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac

Air Date: 2015-04-25

Blake asks Glenn to coach him through a new romantic relationship. Chief and Cat prank call Sy. Guest stars include Lindsay Sloane, James Adomian, Paul Scheer, Nick Offerman, Jordan Peele and Brian Huskey.

7. Up at 5

Air Date: 2015-05-02

The cast appears on a morning show, "Up at 5," in order to promote the upcoming Childrens Hospital movie.

8. Koontz is Coming

Air Date: 2015-05-09

Sy runs himself ragged trying to impress an influential blogger before the big hospital fundraiser gala.

9. Sperm Bank Heist

Air Date: 2015-05-16

In a quest to get pregnant, Val assembles a team to break into Sy's sperm bank vault to steal his prized collection.

10. Nils Vildervaan, Professional Interventiomalist

Air Date: 2015-05-23

When Sy's new girlfriend makes significant changes around the hospital, the doctors react with hostility.

11. Me, Owen

Air Date: 2015-05-30

Owen and Briggs work together on a murder case that has spanned fifteen years; a look into Owen and Briggs' past.

12. The 27 Club

Air Date: 2015-06-06

After a newspaper calls him a "rock star surgeon," Glenn worries that he will die on his upcoming 27th birthday.

13. Home Life of a Doctor

Air Date: 2015-06-13

Glenn returns to Sao Paolo, Brazil, for his family's weekly Shabbat dinner.

14. Kick Me

Air Date: 2015-06-20

When Blake realizes that the source of his life's pain is the other doctors, he decides to take revenge.

1. Kids Hospital

Air Date: 2016-01-22

In the seventh season premiere, the doctors find new jobs at a crosstown hospital after being fired by Blake, who turns to a life of crime with his brother, Sir Tinklebutton.

2. One Million Saved

Air Date: 2016-01-29

A rare disease appears at Childrens Hospital, and the team has to journey into the buried remains of the original Childrens Hospital with Val's alter-ego, Derrick Childrens, to find the cure. Meanwhile, the rest of the doctors desperately try to save the hospital's landmark millionth patient.

3. Sy's Tenure

Air Date: 2016-02-05

When Sy finally gets tenure, he decides to use its powers for the greatest good: building the world's first consumer jetpack. Elsewhere, Chief is stranded on a dance pedestal, and Owen learns just how hard it is to be the hospital DJ.

4. Doctor Beth

Air Date: 2016-02-12

Set four years ago, Nurse Beth's origins are uncovered as we explore the world of the Nurses' Quarters in the Childrens Hospital basement. Beth has to navigate the complex social hierarchy of the nurses and avoid losing their friendship when she suddenly gets promoted to doctor.

5. The Show You Watch

Air Date: 2016-02-19

A look back at an episode of the popular 1950s variety show The Show You Watch, known for its irascible host, hilarious skits and elaborate dances, but mostly revered for its weekly visit to Childrens Hospital, the sketch upon which the present day show is loosely based.

6. DOY

Air Date: 2016-02-26

Blake, Lola and Glenn are excited to be attending this year's Doctor of the Year Convention (or DOY) in Vegas. Even though Blake has won six years in a row, Glenn and Lola are determined to win. Owen tags along to visit his mom, with surprising consequences.

7. Show Me a Hero

Air Date: 2016-03-04

When Dr. Cat Black has a crisis of faith, the hospital's resident spiritual leaders fiercely compete against each other to convert her and win a monthly sales prize. Glenn grows frustrated that he isn't getting the respect he deserves for playing second bass in the L.A. punk band X.

8. By the Throat

Air Date: 2016-03-11

After discovering that Childrens Hospital is out of tongue depressors, Owen finds himself embroiled in a dangerous hospital-wide conspiracy that reaches all the way up to Governor Jasper Ruth, the Boss Tweed of Sao Paulo, Brazil. GEORGE WENDT guest stars.

9. Childrens Horsepital

Air Date: 2016-03-18

A race horse is wanted by fearsome mob boss Mamma Fiorucci, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital, all while Lola's college barbershop quartet tempts her into rejoining and Glenn glues Blake's hands into his latex gloves. VALERIE HARPER and WILL SASSO guest star. Recurring guest star BRIAN HUSKEY also appears.

10. Through the Eyes of a Falcon

Air Date: 2016-03-25

In a "Behind the Scenes" episode, actor Just Falcon (who plays Dr. Glenn Richie) invites the rest of the Childrens Hospital cast to his special photography exhibition, where all of their shocking secrets are revealed.

11. Grandparents Day

Air Date: 2016-04-01

It's "Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day" at the hospital. The doctors struggle with their grandparents, whether they're overbearing, trying to kill themselves or are just famous actors.

12. Hump Cola

Air Date: 2016-04-08

Owen discovers that the fluid in Chief's hump tastes exactly like Coca Cola. Despite Chief's protests, Owen attempts to monetize her "hump cola," while Blake suspects Glenn has an addiction problem and takes him to Nils Vildervaan, professional rehabilitationalimist. MICHAEL SHOWALTER guest stars.

13. The Grid, Part One

Air Date: 2016-05-06

When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what they discover threatens to upset the entire future of Childrens Hospital.

14. The Grid, Part Two

Air Date: 2016-05-13

When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what they discover threatens to upset the entire future of Childrens Hospital.