George Lopez
George raises daughter Carmen and dyslexic son Max with his wife Angie, after surviving a miserable, dysfunctional childhood at the hands of his neglectful alcoholic mother Benny.
Seasons
1. Prototype
Air Date: 2002-03-27
When well-liked George becomes the first guy to be promoted from the assembly line to plant manager at a Los Angeles airplane parts factory, his life becomes a little more complicated. His pal Ernie and former compadres on the plant floor tease him about joining management. George's first test in the new position is to terminate one employee. He must choose either his acerbic line-inspector mother, Benny, or Ernie. George's hardworking and patient wife, Angie, copes with Benny's constant wisecracks and cares for the couple's kids, precocious 9-year-old Max and 13-year-old Carmen, who is dealing with the traumas of being a teenager.
2. Curious George
Air Date: 2002-04-03
George worries about Carmen when she brings a boy home for the first time. He persuades Max to spy on them, but despite finding no impropriety, George threatens Duncan, embarrassing Carmen. Later, George replies to instant messages on Carmen's computer, pretending to be her. Although this infuriates both Carmen and Angie when they find out, George then goes to a party and further humiliates Carmen with his overprotectiveness. Finally, Carmen sadly ends the relationship with Duncan, not because of her father, but because Duncan tried to pressure her into having sex too soon. Carmen forgives George, who realizes that she is more responsible than he thought.
3. Happy Birthdays
Air Date: 2002-04-10
Much to George's unpleasant surprise, Angie and his family throw him a very belated surprise birthday party, while a new worker, accident-prone Amy, threatens the pride George takes in his workplace's safety record.
4. Max's Big Adventure
Air Date: 2002-04-17
Benny and George find themselves holding open auditions for workers to replace Jim's position at the factory due to a bar fight, while George decides to prove something to Max when Max insists on George letting him walk to school on his own.
1. Who's Your Daddy?
Air Date: 2002-10-02
George bumps into his long lost Aunt Cecilia who informs him that his father, who his mom has always insisted was dead, is still alive. After drawing the truth from Benny, George conjures up images of his fantasy dad, played by guest star Esai Morales, and sets out on a mission to find the real Manny Lopez. Meanwhile, Angie buys a sickly dog from a homeless man and vows to return him to health and adopt him as the family pet.
2. Token of Unappreciation
Air Date: 2002-10-09
The "cool" girls court Carmen, but not her best friend; George is tempted by another firm after he's dissed by his bosses.
3. The Show Dyslexic
Air Date: 2002-10-16
George goes into denial when Max is thought to have dyslexia, and things only get worse when Angie suggests he may have it, too.
4. Halloween Cheer
Air Date: 2002-10-23
Carmen goes into a funk after her best friend moves away; George is ordered to fire a worker with calamities in his personal life.
5. The Unnatural
Air Date: 2002-10-30
Max's coach asks George to have him sit out the next game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer have cameos.
6. No Free Launch
Air Date: 2002-11-06
Sandra Bullock, one of the executive producers of the series, reprises her role as "Accident Amy," a klutzy employee who works under George's supervision. And her bout of bad luck may continue, courtesy of George. As the new PTA secretary, Amy is charged with keeping track of candy sales when the school tries to raise funds so the students can attend a space-shuttle launch. With Amy's daughter and George's son in the same class, the parents engage in competition for sales among the ranks at the factory. But when one of the kids fails to make the quota, the only thing that is launched is a war of words between the adults. Debbie: Connie Ray.
7. The Wedding Dance
Air Date: 2002-11-13
Angie doesn't mind when George offers their backyard for a friend's wedding reception. But his refusal to dance there is another story.
8. Love Bites
Air Date: 2002-11-20
After George's warning about the evils of boys, Carmen comes home with a hickey; Ernie uses Max to meet single moms.
9. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey
Air Date: 2002-11-27
After learning Benny had a one-night fling with a co-worker 35 years ago, George believes he has finally found his father. He meets Lalo - whose picture bears a striking resemblance to George -- and invites him over for Thanksgiving dinner. But George's bond is tested when he learns the truth.
10. Charity
Air Date: 2002-12-04
When Angie finds she has more free time around the house, she volunteers with a variety of charities. Feeling invincible, she soon finds herself joining more organizations than she can handle, and it's up to George and the family to help her get back on track.
11. Meet the Cuban Parents
Air Date: 2002-12-11
When Angie's parents, Vic and Emilina, come to visit the family for Christmas, George thinks they still believe he's not good enough for their daughter. But George shows he can take care of his family without their help and battles it out with Vic for the best Christmas.
12. This Old Casa
Air Date: 2003-01-08
George is sick of being unappreciated by Benny, so with the urging of Angie, he decides to remodel his mother's run-down bathroom. Hoping for a simple thank you, George's plan backfires and Benny continues to be her ungrateful self. But after a much needed heart-to-heart, George and Benny realize their significance in each other's lives, and in turn express their gratitude.
13. Super Bowl
Air Date: 2003-01-15
The Lopez family finds out that Benny's estranged brother, Uncle Joe is dying. George and Angie convince Benny to reconcile with Uncle Joe-but Benny's more interested in getting Joe's Super Bowl tickets. Meanwhile, since Benny never taught George how to cope with death when he was younger, he has difficulty attending the funeral.
14. The Valentine's Day Massacre
Air Date: 2003-02-05
When George gives Angie a disappointing gift for Valentine's Day, Angie has a flashback to high school in the '80s, when George painted a great mural of her for the holiday. But when Angie takes the entire family to look at the mural - only to find out it will soon be torn down - the truth comes out about the origins of the mural.
15. Girl Fight
Air Date: 2003-02-12
After Carmen ends her relationship with her classmate Adam, he tries to ruin her reputation at school. George and Angie want to repair the damage, but school counselor Tommy, who knew George when they were kids, refuses to right the wrong-prompting Carmen to take action in her own defense.
16. George vs. George
Air Date: 2003-02-26
George and Angie want a loan for Carmen's schooling, but they find out they have bad credit when they go to the bank. He says that can't be right, but he finds out that it actually is another George Lopez, who owns a skateboard shop. When he finds him, he is shocked to find they have the same birthday, social security number and father. It is George's half brother. He says he came from a poor family and has no money, and dropped out of high school. But the bank calls and syas Arizona State University needs him to pay back his student loan. When he confronts the other George, he finds that his father was actually rich, and that he just needed money. He understands when George makes him leave. In the end, Angie answers the phone and says it is George's father, and that the other George gave him their number. George gets up, picks the phone up, and hangs it up.
17. A Kiss Is Just a Kiss
Air Date: 2003-03-05
As a surprise for Angie's birthday, George arranges for her father Vic and sister Gloria to visit for the celebration. Upset about her upcoming divorce and jealous of her sister's marriage to a good man, Gloria makes an inappropriate advance towards George-which Max witnesses.
18. Profiles in Courage
Air Date: 2003-03-12
The airplane parts factory where George works is under consideration by the federal government for more business. Afraid that a certain employee's ethnic background will hinder the company's chances of getting the contract, George's boss orders him to demote the worker. George must decide whether or not to jeopardize his career by being ethical.
19. Secrets and Lies
Air Date: 2003-03-26
When Benny learns that George's father, who left her years ago to care for George alone, is now wealthy, she decides that she deserves to get rich herself. After getting drunk on her lunch hour, she falls down on work premises, pretends to be hurt and hires a lawyer to sue the company. George begs his mother not to be dishonest. Meanwhile, Benny continues her rivalry with co-worker Gina.
20. Girls Night Out
Air Date: 2003-04-02
After giving a young ex-gang member, Marisol, a job at the factory and a chance for a new life, George is shocked when Angie takes further pity on Marisol and allows her to live in the Lopez home instead of with her abusive boyfriend. But after impressionable Carmen becomes intrigued with Marisol's lifestyle, even Angie must admit that she may have made a mistake. Meanwhile, Max joins a scouting troop and develops some disturbing new habits.
21. I Only Have Eyes for You
Air Date: 2003-04-23
Carmen's friend is over to study and wants to change out of her dress. When Max hars this, he pulls aposter off his wall to reaveal a hole. He looks through but Carmen sees him and sprays perfume in his eyes. George shrugs it off and tells Max not to do it again. Carmen gets revenge though by taking a picture of Max sleeping with a stuffed animal. This leads Max to bebeaten up at school. While getting stitches, George and Carmen argue and Carmen says George loves Max more. George comes to realize that maybe that is true since he doesn't understand Carmen as well, so he sets off to spend some quality time with her.
22. Team Leader
Air Date: 2003-04-30
George has to fill out employee evaluations, and doesn't know what to put for Ernie. He puts all 9's when his mom tells him it is because they are trying to figure out who to layoff. It turns out they were making the top 4 team leaders, and that's Ernie. George wants to take it, because he knows Ernie can't handle it, but he doesn't know if he can do it, when Ernie tells him how much he really wants it; Angie learns how to sell makeup products.
23. George Has Two Mommies
Air Date: 2003-05-07
When George and Angie get into major financial trouble, Benny secretly asks Lydia, the second wife of George's estranged father, for help. Meanwhile, George does his best to obtain extra money-leading him to encounter some disreputable characters.
24. Long Time No See
Air Date: 2003-05-14
After George's estranged father gives him a huge loan to save the family from financial ruin, George vows to visit him in Phoenix. But George's difficult personal journey becomes a family vacation when Angie insists on joining him with Benny and Max. Along the way, George reminisces about his upbringing. Meanwhile, Ernie might finally have some success with women.
1. Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)
Air Date: 2003-09-26
George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.
2. Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)
Air Date: 2003-09-26
In the two-part season premiere, George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.
3. The Cuban Missus Crisis
Air Date: 2003-10-03
Angie discovers that her parents are getting divorced, and George becomes nervous about his marriage when Angie's social life improves.
4. Feel the Burn
Air Date: 2003-10-10
George discovers he has a long-lost sister; Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.
5. Carmen's Dating
Air Date: 2003-10-17
Carmen begins seeing the most popular boy in school, but when he won't be seen in public with her, George and Angie intervene to set him straight.
6. Split Decision
Air Date: 2003-10-24
Powers Brothers Aviation lands a huge government project and decides to let everyone have the day off and party at a bar. But George gets in trouble when he lets slip that Mel went to Vegas with Jack's ex-wife -- while they were still married! Geroge fears his firing, but is surprised to find out that Powers is splitting in two! Problems ensue when Mel offers George a job at the new design plant.
7. No One Gets Out Alive
Air Date: 2003-10-31
The Lopez family turns their home into a haunted house in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.
8. Bringing Home the Bacon
Air Date: 2003-11-07
With his job in jeopardy, George tries to cancel Carmen's expensive <em>quinceañera</em> (15th birthday party). But since Angie is successful with her cosmetics business, she gets to make the financial decisions in the family now-to George's chagrin. Meanwhile, Carmen agonizes over how to tell her boyfriend Jason that she loves him without scaring him away.
9. Fishing Cubans
Air Date: 2003-11-14
This year, Angie decides that her and George should just get something cheap and from the heart for their anniversary. This gives Vic an opening to convince George to help him smuggle his brother Ontovio out of Cuba. Meanwhile, Max has a fake birthday party to get free presents.
10. Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?
Air Date: 2003-11-21
After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.
11. Mementos
Air Date: 2003-11-28
George gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos as he prepares to donate a kidney.
12. Christmas Punch
Air Date: 2003-12-12
At Christmastime, George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.
13. Why You Crying?
Air Date: 2004-01-09
George and Angie react with rage after Benny disciplines Max for talking back and acting out at school.
14. The Trouble with Ricky
Air Date: 2004-01-23
When George discovers Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand.
15. God Needles George
Air Date: 2004-02-06
George is reluctant to keep his promise to Max when a miracle seems to save the family dog from being put to sleep.
16. Benny and Randy
Air Date: 2004-02-13
George interferes with Benny and Randy's relationship, causing Randy to break up with Benny. Benny starts to mope around so George goes to have a talk with Randy. George sees that Randy really does love his mother, so he tricks Benny into admitting she cares about Randy, but is just afraid he'll run off like George's father. Randy proposes and Benny accepts.
17. Weekend at Benny's
Air Date: 2004-02-20
When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the kids to Benny's house for the weekend, to teach them tough love.
18. Jason Tutors Max
Air Date: 2004-02-27
Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.
19. Angie Gets Tanked
Air Date: 2004-03-19
When George and Angie fill in at the dunk tank for a school fundraiser, a student's prank puts Angie in a very embarrassing position. Meanwhile, George becomes fiercely competitive when N.Y. Yankee Kenny Lofton pitches in to raise money for handicapped children.
20. The Art of Boxing
Air Date: 2004-03-26
Vic and George prompt Max to take up at boxing at Laila Ali\\\'s school to help him relieve stress. But when he gets a black eye, they must face telling Angie the truth.
21. George's House of Cards
Air Date: 2004-04-02
When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.
22. Dance Fever
Air Date: 2004-04-09
After receiving an award for excellence in business management, George humiliates himself dancing at a congratulatory party in front of his entire staff in order to gain approval from his mom. Meanwhile, Carmen tries to protect the baked goods she's prepared for the Great American Bake Sale from Max, but neglects to protect them from George.
23. She Drives Me Crazy
Air Date: 2004-04-16
After Benny proves to be irresponsible while teaching Carmen to drive, George reluctantly takes it upon himself with disastrous results.
24. George Goes to Disneyland
Air Date: 2004-04-30
When Max wins an award at school, Angie says she will take him to Disney World. Finally off for a weekend to go, George attempts to get out of it because of other commitments, but in reality, he just doesn\\\'t want to go and see all the things he missed as a child. Carmen also finds a new guy in Zack Powers. NOTE: This episode featured Mickey mouse logos everywhere and the person who found the most won a trip to Disneyland. See below for more.
25. Bachelor Party
Air Date: 2004-05-07
Amy returns and attempts to break up the soon-to-be married Benny and Randy.
26. Wrecking Ball
Air Date: 2004-05-14
Still furious about her break-up with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss' car. So when the Powers Aviation factory is vandalized, Benny gets the blame for this too - but it's a crime she didn't commit.
27. What George Doesn't Noah (1)
Air Date: 2004-05-21
When George discovers Carmen's new boyfriend is cheating on her, he does some snooping to find out who the other girl is. But he is surprised to find there isn't another girl........
28. Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2)
Air Date: 2004-05-21
George and Angie attempt to convince Carmen to dump Jason when he reveals his interest is only in sleeping with her. Randy attempts to win Benny back with a little help from the Commodores. Max finally reaches his goal and graduates the 5th grade.
1. George Searches For A Needle In A Haight-Stack
Air Date: 2004-09-28
With Carmen still gone, George goes on a hunt for her and eventually finds her in San Francisco with rapper Chingy. He finally gets her to return home, but the problems aren't over yet...
2. Landlord Almighty
Air Date: 2004-10-05
When Carmen crazily redecorates her room, George snaps. When Carmen claims she should be able to do to her room what she wants, since she is an adult, George concocts a plan to get her to give up that thought. If Carmen wants to be an adult, she will act like one. She'll pay rent, bills and get her own food. But his plan soon backfires when Carmen doesn't relent and even resorts to getting a roommate who is a little over the edge.
3. George of the Rings
Air Date: 2004-10-12
After George forgets he and Angie's anniversary, he goes to drastic measures to make it up to her. He takes her to a jewelry store, but the ring she picks is far out of George's price range and he must find a way to pay for it - or feel Angie's wrath.
4. Home Sweet Homeschool
Air Date: 2004-10-19
When Carmen's school refuses to let her back in, the recently laid-off Angie agrees to home school her. But the money cut also forces a postponement of George and Angie's wedding.
5. Leave It To Lopez
Air Date: 2004-10-26
When a janitor with no life insurance dies at work, Angie finds out that George has been lying and does not have life insurance either. As Angie hounds him, he dozes off to classic TV which leads to a spoof of such classics as The Munsters, The Jetsons and Leave It To Beaver.
6. Sk8r Boyz
Air Date: 2004-11-09
When Max starts hanging out with a new group of friends, everything looks like it is going up for the socially plagued boy. But the friends prove to be a little bit darker than Max, and it ends up getting him in trouble.
7. The Simple Life
Air Date: 2004-11-16
When George decides a new job opportunity may be for him, he takes the family to a little town in Colorado on "vacation". But when he gets the job, resistance from Angie as well as springing the news on the kids makes George reconsider his idea. And in a moment of romance, Benny and Vic kiss, to the horror of Ernie.
8. Trouble in Paradise
Air Date: 2004-11-23
A horrible dinner that features a drunk Carmen and dirty secrets about the town, convinces the Lopez's that L.A. is till the place for them.
9. E.I.? E.I. OH (aka Cold Opening)
Air Date: 2004-11-30
When George mistakenly thinks he is going to be named VP of Powers Brothers, he whips out his "VP Dance", only to find the company has merged with another corporation and jobs such as Benny's and Ernie's need to be cut. Plus, George is appointed a new co-manager, a beautiful and cunning woman who George fears will take his job.
10. A Clear and Presentless Danger
Air Date: 2004-12-14
When George thinks back to the lousy Christmas presents from his mother, he gets worried since she drew Max for the family's "Secret Santa" presents. So as a backup, George buys Max a great present, only to find after he gives it to him that Benny has finally come through with a great present.
11. Prescription For Trouble
Air Date: 2005-01-11
When Carmen asks for birth control, George is immediately angry with her reunited boyfriend Jason. But when Jason informs him it was Carmen's idea, George goes on a search to find out the real story, where the birth control seems to be everyone BUT Jason's idea.
12. Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks
Air Date: 2005-01-18
George is nervous to tell Ernie that his new pregnant girlfriend may not have been faithful to him.
13. George to the Third Power
Air Date: 2005-01-25
When George becomes frustrated with Max's dentist, he lobbies to have the company's dental plan changed.
14. George Gets Assisterance
Air Date: 2005-02-01
When George finds out money cuts are forcing Max back into normal classes, he goes to a PTA meeting to voice his opinion, but accidentally spills the beans to his unknowing sister about their family connections.
15. Sabes Quake
Air Date: 2005-02-08
An earthquake unearthes some childhood fears in George that shake the rest of the family.
16. George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain
Air Date: 2005-02-15
When Benny demands money for a box of George's old things, he is shocked to learn Benny (unbeknownst to him) helped he and Angie start up a life, but she also owes George money from a source he never knew about.
17. George Buys a Vow
Air Date: 2005-02-22
George uses a fake wedding for his boss as a cover to renew his vows with Angie, but with Angie planning the fake wedding, she begins to ask too many details.
18. George Watcha's Out For Jason
Air Date: 2005-03-01
When Angie and George discover Carmen has been going to Jason's unsupervised for the past month, they confront the couple, only to find Jason's parents are out of the country - because they've moved. When Jason goes to jail for throwing a party where drugs were brought, the police have to send him out of town, thus ruining his possible chance at a pro baseball career. Much to George's chagrin, he allows Jason to stay with the Lopez's -- as long as he and Carmen can keep their hands off each other.
19. George's Grand Slam
Air Date: 2005-03-08
With Carmen and Jason grounded for throwing a party at Jason's and getting arrested, neither is able to do much. But George does allow for some bending when it comes to Jason's baseball career which upsets Carmen and her feminist poet friend who is inspiring her anger. When Carmen questions George about going to college, George makes a big mistake in telling Carmen she has no potential.
20. George Needs Anchor Management
Air Date: 2005-03-29
When an old flame of Angie's moves back to town to become a news anchor, George becomes jealous with her giddy excitement over him. But George comes to find out that Angie has not told him the whole story about this former boyfriend.
21. George's Relatively Bad Idea
Air Date: 2005-04-12
George gets caught up in some bad family ties when he lets Vic give him money to go out on a date with his sister.
22. George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition
Air Date: 2005-05-03
George turns the garage into a business place for Angie.
23. George Stare-oids Down Jason
Air Date: 2005-05-10
When George and Angie find out that Carmen and her boyfriend, Jason, have become more intimate under their roof, they think about asking Jason to move out. But when they discovers that Jason has been using steroids provided by none other than the boy's own father (guest starring Stacy Keach), their concern for his health causes them to reconsider.
24. George Negoti-ate It
Air Date: 2005-05-17
George steps in to be Jason's sports agent when NFL Quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb (guest starring as themselves) pay a visit to the Lopez household to draft Jason for their alma maters and a minor league baseball recruiter approaches him for a contract. Meanwhile, Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.
1. George Gets a Pain in the Ash
Air Date: 2005-10-05
Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.
2. You Dropped a Mom on Me
Air Date: 2005-10-05
Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.
3. George's Dog Days of Bummer
Air Date: 2005-10-12
George wants to get a companion for his depressed mother, but when a rowdy biker (guest star Duane "Dog" Chapman) refuses to give up the stray dog George's mom has grown to love, George takes to impersonating the mayor. Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa guest stars as himself.
4. George Drives the Batmobile
Air Date: 2005-10-19
Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town just to get her out of the house. So, when George picks Benny and her friends up after a wild night on the town, her insensitive wisecracks and his temper gets him into a bit of trouble of his own.
5. Trick or Treat Me Right
Air Date: 2005-10-26
George and Angie's practical jokes are funnier and scarier than ever as Halloween approaches, but as Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens to make some big changes.
6. George Takes a Sentimental Ernie
Air Date: 2005-11-02
George still refuses to return home until his mother leaves, but when he realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, he convinces Ernie to get his own place.
7. George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial
Air Date: 2005-11-09
A traumatic event at Max's school has George taking him to see a counselor, played by guest star Richard Lewis.
8. George Tries to Write a Wrong
Air Date: 2005-11-16
George uncovers some secrets that were better left unrevealed when he sneaks a peek at a ten-year-old unopened letter from Angie.
9. George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job
Air Date: 2005-11-30
George's wisecracks about Benny's age finally get to her, so she decides to enhance her chest to create a youthful appearance.
10. George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage
Air Date: 2005-12-07
George and Angie compete to see who does more work in their marriage and at home.
11. George is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His Family
Air Date: 2005-12-14
George ends up spending Christmas all by himself after he gets caught telling a lie to get out of spending the holiday with Angie's family.
12. George Enrolls Like That
Air Date: 2006-01-25
When George finds out that Max is skipping school, he tries to be a role model by going to college, but no one takes him seriously.
13. George Keeps Truant to Himself
Air Date: 2006-02-01
When things get tough for George, he drops out of school. He tries to keep it a secret from his wife and kids but his professor drops by for an uninvited visit.
14. The Kidney Stays in the Picture
Air Date: 2006-02-08
Max starts to wet the bed and George makes fun of him, but when this keeps happening, Vic thinks that Max may be sexually active. So they take Max to the doctor to find out that Max's kidney needs to be taken out.
15. A Funeral Brings George to His Niece
Air Date: 2006-02-15
George gets money signs in his eyes when he finds out that he is named trustee of his niece's multi-million dollar inheritance.
16. George Gets Caught in a Powers Play
Air Date: 2006-02-22
George tries to teach his niece the meaning of a dollar by making her work at the factory.
17. George Doesn't' Trustee Angie's Brother
Air Date: 2006-03-01
Angie's brother, Ray, comes around when he find out that his daughter, Veronica, is going to inherit the family inheritance. But George is the first to see through Ray's scheme when Ray asks Veronica to tap into her inheritance to invest in a new company.
18. George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light
Air Date: 2006-03-15
George helps Ernie lose weight before he loses his job.
19. George Gets Cross Over Freddie (1)
Air Date: 2006-03-22
George discovers that Max has begun an online romance with a teenage girl from Chicago. When he assumes his son's identity to protect him from what he suspects is an internet predator, George comes face to face offline with Freddie.
20. George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money
Air Date: 2006-03-29
"100th Episode" George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's rich clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.
21. George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits
Air Date: 2006-04-05
Benny is gets really mad when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her favor, but gets the ultimate revenge when George can't sleep at night without dreaming of his dysfunctional childhood.
22. It's a Cliffhanger, By George
Air Date: 2006-04-12
"Season Finale"- Everything hangs in the balance for the entire Lopez family: Ernie tells George that the factory is moving to Mexico and they'll both be out of jobs; the police want to question Benny for her part in an old robbery, so she flees; Angie has been feeling sick for days and awaits the results of a home pregnancy test; Carmen is afraid to open her final college letter after being rejected by her first three choices; Max has swiped a forbidden beer and is about to sample his first alcohol; and Vic prepares to propose marriage to younger woman he barely knows.
1. George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien
Air Date: 2007-01-24
Just as Carmen prepares to go off to college and George and Angie begins looking forward to being empty nesters, Angie discovers that the Lopez family could be growing. Meanwhile, George's job is in jeopardy, Benny faces jail time for a crime from days gone by and Vic contemplates engagement to a much younger woman, in the season premiere broadcast.
2. George's House Has Two Empty Wombs
Air Date: 2007-01-31
Angie maintains her story that shes pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen. Meanwhile Vic introduces his young and beautiful but not too bright fiancé to the family.
3. George Nieces a New Media Room
Air Date: 2007-02-07
The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.
4. George Testi-Lies for Benny
Air Date: 2007-02-14
Since her mother and lawyer have turned on her, at her trial Benny must rely on George's testimony.
5. Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode
Air Date: 2007-02-21
George, upset about being publicly humiliated at work, downs a shot of liquor along with the worm in it and hallucinates that he and Ernie are gay and about to be married to each other.
6. George Thinks Vic's Fiancée is Lion about Being a Cheetah
Air Date: 2007-02-28
George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show in order to expose Vics cheating, gold-digging fiance.
7. George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying, 'You 'Sta Loca Good'
Air Date: 2007-03-07
When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.
8. George's Grave Mistake Send Him to a Funeral, Holmes
Air Date: 2007-03-14
George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.
9. George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-ante
Air Date: 2007-03-21
A sexual predator moves into the neighborhood and George and Angie decide its time to finally have the talk with Max.
10. George is Maid to be Ruth-Less
Air Date: 2007-04-04
George and Angie hire a maid (Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.
11. George is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness
Air Date: 2007-04-04
When the love of Benny's life Wayne returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.
12. George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La
Air Date: 2007-04-11
George and Angie bet over who can live more frugally
13. George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed
Air Date: 2007-04-11
George tries to relive his high-school days by teaching Max to play the guitar. But George wishes he could take it all back when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.
14. George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Orale Fixation
Air Date: 2007-04-24
When Powers Aviation institutes a smoking ban, Benny's nicotine withdrawals drive George to self destructive behavior back.
15. George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie
Air Date: 2007-04-24
The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.
16. George's Bogey-ous Relationship with Vic Is Putt to the Test
Air Date: 2007-05-01
Vic reigns fatherly love so George will play in a father-son golf tournament against his long time rival and his son, Tony.
17. George Thinks Max's Future Is on the Line
Air Date: 2007-05-08
Max goes to work with his dad to learn how important an education is.
18. George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's Familia
Air Date: 2007-05-08
A multi-millionaire Mr. Vega buys Powers Brothers Aviation and asks George to stay on board if he's willing to consider making some life-altering changes.
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Rating
7.6/10
Release Date
2002-03-27
Episodes
120 (6 seasons)
Status
Canceled
Cast
Videos
Production Companies
Fortis Films
Mohawk Productions
Warner Bros. Television