Dick Figures
Cuz we're awesome!
The series focuses on two stick figures named Red and Blue, who are best friends.
Seasons
1. A Bee or Something
Air Date: 2010-11-18
Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.
2. Panda Hat
Air Date: 2010-12-02
Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!
3. Flame War
Air Date: 2010-12-16
Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.
4. Traffic Jams
Air Date: 2010-12-30
Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.
5. Steakosaurus
Air Date: 2011-01-13
Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.
6. OMG
Air Date: 2011-01-27
Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.
7. Trouble Date
Air Date: 2011-02-10
Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!
8. Kitty Amazing
Air Date: 2011-02-24
Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'
9. Role Playas
Air Date: 2011-03-10
Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.
10. Attack of the Pwns
Air Date: 2011-03-24
Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever.
1. Zombies & Shotguns
Air Date: 2011-04-21
During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts.
2. Camp Anarchy
Air Date: 2011-05-05
Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.
3. Butt Genie
Air Date: 2011-05-19
Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.
4. Lord Tourette's Syndrome
Air Date: 2011-06-02
Having lost his prized possession, Lord Tourettes enlists Red and Blue to help put the hat back on his head, and the potty back in his mouth.
5. Fang Angels
Air Date: 2011-06-16
Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.
6. Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada
Air Date: 2011-06-30
Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures.
7. Y U So Meme?
Air Date: 2011-07-14
Aww Yea! Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass.
8. Sex Marks the Spot
Air Date: 2011-07-28
Red pulls a map from the magical Porcelain Throne, as he and Blue become the Raiders of the Lost Fart.
9. We're Cops!
Air Date: 2011-08-11
After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.
10. Bath Rhymes
Air Date: 2011-08-25
Alright partyrockers, keep your pants on... the Official Music Video for "Bath Rhymes" is finally here! Like it, love it, marry it, grow old and die with it. Made by the fans, for the fans. Several hundred animation submissions were combined into an uber-video for the two greatest colors on the planet: Red and Blue. Sit back, relax, and turn up that bass!
1. Adventures of Batman & The Bloser
Air Date: 2011-09-22
Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.
2. Real Dudes Bros Night Man
Air Date: 2011-10-06
On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.
3. Terminate-Her
Air Date: 2011-10-20
Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.
4. Modern Flame War 3
Air Date: 2011-11-03
After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.
5. Planet Asshole
Air Date: 2011-11-17
After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.
6. Zeusbag
Air Date: 2011-12-01
Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.
7. Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew
Air Date: 2011-12-15
Holy smokes! It's a rip-roarin' Red Drunk Redemption! After a tipsy night of guzzling the devil's water, Red railroads Blue into a High Plains, bare-knuckle booze brawl.
8. Brain Switch
Air Date: 2011-12-29
The only thing worse than Red's brain in Red's body is Red's brain in Blue's body. Well, for Blue at least. When the pair accidentally swaps brains shit gets crazy as they try to take over the other's life... poorly.
9. Pleasure Cruise
Air Date: 2012-01-12
Cruisin' and boozin' on the open ocean, Red and Blue must act fast before someone drops a bomb on the poop deck.
10. Kung Fu Winners
Air Date: 2012-01-26
When ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS.
1. Losing Streakers
Air Date: 2012-04-05
A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery.
2. Pussy Magnet
Air Date: 2012-04-19
To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.
3. Taco Tuesday
Air Date: 2012-05-03
After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. Molto Bene!
4. Ocho Muerte
Air Date: 2012-05-17
Blue's about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes with "octopus."
5. First Day of Cool
Air Date: 2012-05-31
Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.
6. The Red Devil
Air Date: 2012-06-14
Red and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico."
7. Freshman 15
Air Date: 2012-06-28
Red attempts the impossible "Freshman 15" challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
8. Ballad of Lord Tourettes
Air Date: 2012-07-05
A day in the life of Lord Tourettes is a scary FUCKING thing! Swear-along as he sings all about it.
9. The Fart Knight Rises
Air Date: 2012-07-12
Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick "Mash"!
10. Robot Frog
Air Date: 2012-08-01
Blue might be getting dumped. He's about to have a bad day. Red won't stop singing. Blue's problems are only beginning.
1. GTA Pacific Grim
Air Date: 2013-08-27
Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they're controlling might just be real...
2. Hardcore Chore
Air Date: 2013-09-03
Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..
3. Snowjob
Air Date: 2013-09-10
A freak snowstorm causes a power outage and freezes Red into a life-size snowman. Blue and Pink must thaw him out, and to make matters worse, he needs the toilet...
4. Dick Figures: The Movie: The Song
Air Date: 2014-04-03
The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie.
5. The Red Planet
Air Date: 2014-04-17
Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the annoying, and violent, Mars Rover.
6. A Hobbit of Thrones
Air Date: 2014-05-01
A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better, whilst high on drugs.
7. Das Vidiamond
Air Date: 2014-05-15
The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! A series of blackout flash-backs establish the events of the previous night.
8. Trash God
Air Date: 2014-05-29
While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size, where Red becomes a "Trash God".
9. Chick Figures
Air Date: 2014-06-12
Dick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love.
10. Happy Birthdump
Air Date: 2014-06-26
Red and Blue suffer food poisoning from a Mexican restaurant. After Blue's car is stolen, they must make their long journey home to the toilet before it's too late...
11. Figured Out
Air Date: 2014-03-26
An episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of Dick Figures: The Movie.
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Rating
6.1/10
Release Date
2010-11-18
Episodes
51 (5 seasons)
Status
Ended
Cast
Production Companies
Mondo Media
Six Point Harness
Remochoso