House of Payne

1. Bully and the Beast

Air Date: 2007-06-06

Malik is confronted by a school bully, and Curtis has to handle the situation. What he can't handle is the bully's mother.

2. I Can Cry If I Want To

Air Date: 2007-06-06

C.J. moves in with Curtis and Ella after his house burns down. Meanwhile, the family plans a surprise 50th birthday party for Curtis.

3. More Than Meets the Eye

Air Date: 2007-06-13

C.J. becomes suspicious of Janine, while Jazmine misses her toys and friends.

4. Busted

Air Date: 2007-06-13

Janine's drug abuse is recognized, while Calvin tries to sell fake designer wear.

5. Lost and Found

Air Date: 2007-06-20

C.J. looks for Janine, while Curtis enrolls in an anger management course.

6. Down and Outted

Air Date: 2007-06-20

Curtis thinks Malik is gay after seeing him wear a tutu. Meanwhile, Curtis offers some of his and Ella's retirement money to C.J. in order to jump start him and the kids moving out.

7. No Money, Mo’ Problems

Air Date: 2007-06-27

C.J. accepts Curtis and Ella's money offer, but when he uses the money to put Janine in rehab she checks herself out, causing C.J. to lose the money and find a way to break the news to Curtis. Meanwhile, Calvin shows off Curtis and Ella's house as his own to impress a girl.

8. Just Say No

Air Date: 2007-06-27

A school assembly about "Say No To Drugs" upsets Jazmine, because of Janine's drug problems. Meanwhile, the firefighters protest after Curtis refuses to replace the broken television at the firehouse.

9. Surprise, Surprise

Air Date: 2007-07-04

Janine's parents show up looking for her. Claretha believes she knows Janine's father.

10. Father Knows Best

Air Date: 2007-07-04

Janine's parents return and want custody of the kids. The firefighters "misplace" the fire truck.

11. I Keep Coming Up Short

Air Date: 2007-07-11

Curtis has impotency issues. Meanwhile, C.J. tries to work out his debt.

12. The Buck Stops Here

Air Date: 2007-07-11

The firefighters do a pinup calendar as a fundraiser and are surprised when a new firefighter assigned to the house is a woman named Angel. Meanwhile, Jazmine sells candy for her school.

13. Wax On, Wax Off

Air Date: 2007-07-18

Malik's going through puberty and the women in the house are clueless. Meanwhile, a failing inspection at the firehouse is Curtis's fault.

14. Head of the Class

Air Date: 2007-07-18

Jazmine, despite being in the 3rd grade, runs for president of the school. She enlists the entire family into helping her with election with Uncle Curtis as her debate opponent.

15. Paternity and Fraternity: Part 1

Air Date: 2007-07-25

An old high school flame of C.J.'s comes back in his life with a claim that is bound to rock his world. Meanwhile, Malik's hanging around a bad group of kids and gets into trouble.

16. Paternity and Fraternity: Part 2

Air Date: 2007-07-25

The possibility that CJ might be the father of another child continues to be a family issue. Meanwhile, Malik continues to keep company with sketchy kids.

17. Cracking Under Pressure

Air Date: 2007-08-01

Janine and her associates from the crack-house break in and steal from the Payne's house. Meanwhile, Calvin trains for a marathon.

18. Club PCP

Air Date: 2007-08-01

Calvin plans a house party when the rest of the family visits relatives in Florida.

19. Sadly Mistaken

Air Date: 2007-08-08

Janine's associate, Beverly, steals Ella's identity, causing Ella to be briefly jailed for check kiting. Afterward, Ella feels compelled to confront Janine at the crack house. Meanwhile, Calvin crams for mid-terms.

20. And Justice for All

Air Date: 2007-08-08

Malik and Kevin meet someone on the Internet, who turns out to be a man. Meanwhile, Curtis and Claretha have jury duty together.

21. I Got the Hook Up

Air Date: 2007-08-15

Everyone tries to hook C.J. up on a date. Meanwhile, a woman who's HIV-positive volunteers at the Help Center.

22. Absolutely Positive

Air Date: 2007-08-15

Curtis gets a colonoscopy and thinks he's dying. Meanwhile, Calvin goes on a date with Karen, the woman who's HIV-positive.

23. The Perfect Storm

Air Date: 2007-08-22

The firehouse is overwhelmed by a nasty storm that hits Atlanta. Miscommunication about retrieving the kids from school causes a mix up that leads to sparks flying between C.J. and the assistant principal.

24. Teacher's Pet

Air Date: 2007-08-22

After Jazmine "rescues" a hamster from her school, her assistant principal comes to the Payne household to investigate. When Malik finds out that Jazmine did abscond with the hamster, they keep it a secret, and it becomes a problem, and the mayhem becomes the order of the day.

25. Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 1

Air Date: 2007-08-29

Brown burns down his house and imposes himself on the Paynes. And Calvin's new girlfriend offers him an investment opportunity.

26. Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 2

Air Date: 2007-09-05

Tension escalates between Curtis and Mr. Brown, a Payne houseguest in the wake of his home fire. Meanwhile, Malik gets a tattoo and comes to regret that decision.

27. Weeping May Endure for a Night

Air Date: 2007-09-12

Mr. Brown, Cora and Will come by the Paynes after Pop Brown's funeral. Brown is upset because Pop Brown left him his run down house which makes Brown thinks his Daddy really hates him. After going on another bad date, Calvin starts a website called "She's A Whack" dot com only for it to backfire on him.

28. The Big Test

Air Date: 2007-09-19

C.J. has a date with Nicole who tells him she is waiting until she is married before having sex. Meanwhile, Jazmine cheats on a test.

29. Balancing Act

Air Date: 2007-09-26

C.J. tries to find time for Nicole without neglecting the children. Meanwhile, Jazmine hopes a new look will attract the attention of Malik's friend.

30. Why Can't We Be Friends

Air Date: 2007-10-03

Jazmine's friend, Tiffany, convinces Jazmine that C.J. is going to marry Nicole and move to San Francisco with Nicole just like her Dad did when he remarried. Jazmine and Tiffany devise a plan to break up C.J. and Nicole. Meanwhile, Curtis and Malik clean out the attic and bond.

31. Dog Day Afternoon

Air Date: 2007-10-10

While Malik must make a documentary for a school assignment, Curtis is unknowingly roped into assisting a bank robber.

32. New Beginnings

Air Date: 2007-10-17

When his divorce from Janine is at last finalized, C.J. attempts to start life anew, and his firehouse buddies urge him to savor the single life. Meanwhile, Janine asks Ella to get her into a rehab.

33. Heavy Petting

Air Date: 2007-10-24

When an old friend of C.J.'s turns up, they stir up jealousy in Nicole which causes C.J. and Nicole's budding romance to hit a bump. In the meantime, the Payne children push to get a pooch.

34. The Fast and the Furious

Air Date: 2007-10-31

Curtis must take an online driving course after he gets a speeding ticket. Meanwhile, Claretha and Ella clash over playing the lottery.

35. Gone in 60 Seconds

Air Date: 2007-11-07

Curtis surprises the family with a new motorcycle, but his new bike causes more trouble than any one family could ever imagine. Malik's new friend from New York convinces him to steal Curtis' motorcycle, leaving Curtis no choice but to press charges, causing Ella to kick him out of the house. (Part one of three.)

36. Lost Without U

Air Date: 2007-11-14

C.J. and Nicole's relationship is seriously tested when Nicole's jealousy gets out of hand, but that's the least of C.J.'s problems. Curtis filled charges against Malik, who faces time in prison for stealing and wrecking Curtis' motorcycle. Meanwhile, the firehouse crew must find a way to get Curtis back into the house that Ella kicked him out of before they go insane.

37. I Rest My Case

Air Date: 2007-11-21

Malik and Tracie's nephew Kyle go to court to be sentenced for stealing Curtis' motorcycle.

38. A House is Not a Home

Air Date: 2007-11-28

C.J. thinks they he may have found the perfect new apartment for he and the kids, but he soon learns that his dream home is too good to be true. Curtis is ecstatic that C.J. and the kids are finally getting out of his house. Meanwhile, Ella has had enough of Janine once she learns that she has been taking advantage of her.

39. Home Alone

Air Date: 2007-12-05

Just as C.J. and the kids adjust to their new surroundings, an unexpected break in changes everything. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella are thrilled to have their home all to themselves again.

40. The Wench Who Saved Christmas

Air Date: 2007-12-12

Christmas has arrived and everyone is excited...except for Curtis. When he learns that Ella decided to cancel their holiday vacation to help celebrate C.J. and the kids spending Christmas without Janine, Curtis throws a Scrooge-like tantrum. He returns to reality after being in a dream state where Madea haunts him into realizing the true meaning of the holiday season.

41. Trial by Fire: Part 1

Air Date: 2007-12-19

When a raging house fire is reported in the neighborhood, Curtis and the other firefighters rush to the scene. Calvin believes that he has finally found the right opportunity to prove to himself what he can do in a perilous situation. An uncalculated move results in Calvin rushing to safety and C.J. remaining trapped inside underneath the rumble.

42. Trial by Fire: Part 2

Air Date: 2007-12-26

When a raging house fire is reported in the neighborhood, Curtis and the other firefighters rush to the scene. Calvin believes that he has finally found the right opportunity to prove to himself what he can do in a perilous situation. An uncalculated move results in Calvin rushing to safety and C.J. remaining trapped inside underneath the rumble.

43. Trial by Fire: Part 3

Air Date: 2008-01-02

As C.J. fights for his life, he regains consciousness while awaiting the help from the other firefighters.

44. Reality Check

Air Date: 2008-01-09

The firehouse becomes the subject of a new reality series about firefighters, but the producer of the show tampers with everyone's interviews by showing them in a not-so perfect image. Meanwhile, C.J. and Ella are at odds when Ella decides to takes the children to see their mother without C.J.'s consent.

45. Piece of Mind

Air Date: 2008-01-16

The family visits a therapist and after a group session degenerates into a shouting match, the therapist sees them in individual sessions.

46. There's No Place Like Home

Air Date: 2008-01-23

Janine comes to Ella after getting out of rehab and she moves into the house causing the rest of family to become upset. Curtis fails the fireman physical but is in denial about eating better or exercising.

47. Mommie Dearest

Air Date: 2008-01-30

C.J. is at odds with the family as they continue to allow Janine to live with them. The Payne family ties are once again tested when Malik becomes embarrassed by Janine's arrival as he wants to avoid being taunted by his classmates because of his troubled mother.

48. You Big Dummy

Air Date: 2008-02-06

Janine and C.J. are at odds when she takes the children out to an amusement park without C.J.'s consent. But the drama ensues when C.J. discovers that Calvin has been dating Tracie behind his back. Meanwhile, Curtis guides the firehouse into a mandatory CPR certification.

49. It's a Boy

Air Date: 2008-02-13

Tracie gets frustrated when Calvin won't stop playing video games with Malik and Kyle.Tracie tells him that if he wants to be with her, he has to be more mature.

50. No Payne, No Gain

Air Date: 2008-02-20

Jazmine is scheduled for surgery when she has an appendix attack, and she milks it for all she can. Even Malik is forced to abide by her wishes. Meanwhile, Curtis is on the hunt for a pesky rat which is roaming the firehouse.

51. Devil in a Blue Suit

Air Date: 2008-02-27

Devil in a Blue Suit Janine acts strangely, leading her family to think she is using drugs again. With Blue back in her life, the family must find a way to fix Janine's past. Meanwhile, Malik gets a paper route to pay for sneakers.

52. Bad Influence

Air Date: 2008-03-05

Ella has the flu, which means Curtis is in charge of the cleaning and cooking. Soon, he's also having to nurse Malik, C.J. and Janine after they catch Ella's bug.

53. Play on Playa

Air Date: 2008-03-12

Calvin misreads a relationship counselor's signals when she invites him to her house for dinner; Curtis does not let anything interfere with the firehouse's poker party.

54. It's Getting Hot in Here

Air Date: 2008-03-19

C.J. catches the eye of a lovely woman at a wedding, where he gets a little frisky with Janine. Meanwhile, Calvin's friends volunteer at the firehouse.

55. Don't Get It Twisted

Air Date: 2008-03-26

The family grills Janine and C.J. after they spend the night together. But Curtis has problems of his own, when a man thinks his wife is having an affair with him.

1. Wife Swap

Air Date: 2008-03-05

Curtis and Ella's relationship hits a bump when Ella claims that Curtis takes her for granted. Curtis learns his lesson when the always sassy Madea materializes in one of his dreams as his wife. Elsewhere, Malik takes up football in order to woo a cheerleader.

2. Stop Being All Funky

Air Date: 2008-03-05

C.J. meets Janine's new boyfriend, Bryan and becomes jealous when Bryan spoils the kids with expensive gifts.

3. Guess Who Is Coming to Dinner

Air Date: 2008-03-12

As Malik invites his new girlfriend to a Payne family dinner, Calvin again woos Miranda, who ripped him off during a previous romance but now insists she's changed her ways. Miranda's acceptance back into the Payne house is slow at first, but eventually she charms her way back. Meanwhile, Malik's new girlfriend has a surprise that beats Miranda's return. Will the Paynes ever have a normal day?

4. Game Over

Air Date: 2008-03-12

The men and women prepare for game night at the Payne house. Meanwhile, Ella's old college friend comes to visit, and she brings with her an old secret about her and Curtis that upsets Ella. The secret also sparks an argument among all the younger couples. The Payne house has never been so heated.

5. Crazy in Love

Air Date: 2007-12-12

Curtis' womanizing friend Jimmy, who sponges off women, charms Claretha. Meanwhile C.J. has to deal with an all too grateful woman after saving her life - much to the amusement of his fellow firefighters.

6. Time to Clean House

Air Date: 2007-09-19

The family has had it with Calvin's shenanigans, so they lay down some house rules. Calvin decides to move in with his girlfriend, who finds out just how dependent he is. Meanwhile, Malik and Jazmine help Claretha clean house.

7. Living with Liz

Air Date: 2007-09-19

Janine's mother, Liz, comes for a surprise visit, but she brings with her an attitude that needs readjusting. Fortunately, the Paynes are all about readjusting attitudes, especially Curtis. The Paynes discover that Janine's father threw Liz out of the house, so they attempt to bring the two back together. Meanwhile, Janine's having a hard time hiding that she's pregnant.

8. Aches and Paynes

Air Date: 2007-09-19

Jazmine reveals her fear of visiting the dentist when she develops a painful toothache. Meanwhile, Calvin is devastated once he receives the news that Tracie wants to see other people and end their relationship.

9. It's a Boy

Air Date: 2007-09-19

While the crew responds to an emergency call, Curtis finds himself all alone at the firehouse with a very pregnant woman. Meanwhile, Calvin and Tracie's relationship begins to wilt when Tracie questions if Calvin's ready for a mature relationship.

10. The Big Bang Theory

Air Date: 2007-09-26

Blue, Janine's former drug dealer, demands that he receives the money that she owes him or he will threaten to harm the family. Meanwhile, another bully at Malik's school starts to harass him. But he finds Curtis' gun in the closet and soon believes that he's found the answer to his problem.

11. Step It Up

Air Date: 2007-09-26

Curtis and Ella's niece comes to town for a scholarship interview, but her appearance and attitude hurt her chances of getting it. Aunt Ella and Janine help her work the judges, but it's them that end up learning a lesson. Meanwhile, Bart's obnoxious nephew hangs out at the firehouse and challenges Malik to a firefighter battle.

12. Expectations

Air Date: 2007-09-26

Janine, CJ and their respective dates attend a party, but revelations about Janine's pregnancy cause complications. Elsewhere, when the TV fades out, Curtis connects with the cable guy.

13. Cheers

Air Date: 2007-12-05

Malik tries out for cheer leading to obtain the girls' phone numbers but things backfire when he becomes the only male cheerleader. A pregnant Janine packs to move in with Bryan.

14. Can I Get a Witness?

Air Date: 2008-01-30

Ella heads to the hospital after a lump is found in her breast. She confides in Janine but hides it from the rest of the family. Meanwhile, another crisis develops when Calvin witnesses a neighborhood crime, and is urged to go under witness protection.

15. Commencement Day

Air Date: 2007-12-19

Janine asks Ella to keep her new-found pregnancy a secret. Meanwhile Calvin is going to graduate, but finds out he won't and delays telling Curtis about it.

16. A Shock to the System

Air Date: 2007-12-26

Malik's best friend, Kevin gets into an accident while staying at the Payne's house. Malik fears losing his best friend. Meanwhile, Calvin gets a new job, but gets fired after insulting his boss, and starts working at the barbershop.

17. Moral Dilemma

Air Date: 2008-01-02

When $50,000 is found in CJ's truck, a moral dilemma about what to do with the cash begins tearing the Paynes apart. Of course, Curtis wants it as payment for housing CJ's family, but the Paynes can always rely on Ella to lead them to do the right thing.

18. Sex, Lies and Videotapes

Air Date: 2007-12-05

CJ corners Tanya when he sees a too revealing video of her.

19. The Beat Down

Air Date: 2007-12-05

Ella and Claretha help a fellow churchgoer who has an abusive boyfriend. Meanwhile, Delante has 2 girlfriends and bites off more than he can chew.

20. Respect Me

Air Date: 2007-12-05

Angel is fed up with the boorish behavior of her fellow firefighters and complains. But when they no longer treat her as one of the guys she feels excluded. Ella and Malik put a stop to Jasmine's prank.

21. Trial By Fire Pt. 2

Air Date: 2007-12-12

Curtis and his team continue to strategize the best way in order to rescue C.J., who remains trapped in the burning house unconscious. Meanwhile, Malik continues to win over his new crush, Taylor.

22. Trial By Fire Pt. 3

Air Date: 2007-12-12

The search progresses for CJ, who's trapped in a fire-ravaged structure. And love is blind for young Malik, whose crush on Taylor continues.

23. Crazy in Love

Air Date: 2007-12-12

Curtis' old friend sets his sights on Claretha, and Ella doesn't it like it one bit. Curtis must choose between pleasing his wife, or staying cool with his friend. Meanwhile, C.J. is stalked by a woman he rescued.

24. Reality Check

Air Date: 2007-12-19

The firehouse becomes the subject of a reality show titled “Sparks,” but the firefighters get burned when the host manipulates their interviews. Elsewhere, Ella takes the children to visit Janine---without CJ's consent.

25. Piece of Mind

Air Date: 2007-12-19

The Payne gang decides to see a family therapist against Curtis' will. After each family member spends time with the therapist, it's the doctor who needs psychiatric help.

1. Aches and Paynes

Air Date: 2008-01-02

Calvin tries to prove his worth to Tracie, but she responds with shocking news. Meanwhile, Jazmine is plagued with a toothache, but it's like pulling teeth trying to get her to see a dentist.

2. The Big Bang Theory

Air Date: 2008-01-09

Janine's former drug dealer wants the money she owes threatens to come back and the harm the family if she doesn't pay. Curtis buys a handgun for safety against Ella's will. Meanwhile, Malik is dealing with another bully at school. When he finds Uncle Curtis' gun in the closet, he figures his problems are over.

3. Step It Up

Air Date: 2008-01-09

Curtis and Ella's niece comes to town for a scholarship interview, but her appearance and attitude hurt her chances of getting it. Aunt Ella and Janine help her work the judges, but it's them that end up learning a lesson. Meanwhile, Bart's obnoxious nephew hangs out at the firehouse and challenges Malik to a firefighter battle.

4. No Pain, No Gain

Air Date: 2008-01-16

Jazmine is scheduled for surgery when she has an appendix attack, and she milks it for all she can. Even Malik is forced to abide by her wishes. Meanwhile, Curtis is on the hunt for a pesky rat which is roaming the firehouse.

5. Devil in a Blue Suit

Air Date: 2008-01-16

The search progresses for CJ, who's trapped in a fire-ravaged structure. And love is blind for young Malik, whose crush on Taylor continues.

6. Bad Influence

Air Date: 2008-01-23

Ella has the flu, which means Curtis is in charge of the cleaning and cooking. Soon, he's also having to nurse Malik, C.J. and Janine after they catch Ella's bug. Jazmine, meanwhile, has been chosen to play the princess in her school play, but after her parents try to help her prepare, she winds up getting demoted. But Calvin has the perfect advice for her.

7. Play on Playa

Air Date: 2008-01-23

Calvin misreads a relationship counselor's signals when she invites him to her house for dinner; Curtis does not let anything interfere with the firehouse's poker party.

8. Its Getting Hot in Here

Air Date: 2008-01-30

C.J. catches the eye of a lovely woman at a wedding, where he gets a little frisky with Janine. Meanwhile, Calvin's friends volunteer at the firehouse.

9. Don't Get It Twisted

Air Date: 2008-01-30

The family grills Janine and C.J. after they spend the night together. But Curtis has problems of his own, when a man thinks his wife is having an affair with him.

10. Wife Swap

Air Date: 2008-03-05

Curtis and Ella's relationship hits a bump when Ella claims that Curtis takes her for granted. Curtis learns his lesson when the always sassy Madea materializes in one of his dreams as his wife. Elsewhere, Malik takes up football in order to woo a cheerleader.

11. Stop Being All Funky

Air Date: 2008-03-05

Janine dates an ex-football star, and CJ goes out with Tanya. CJ starts to feel uncomfortable when Janine's date gives out lavish gifts to Malik and Jazmine. Meanwhile, Curtis develops a man crush on Janine's date

12. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

Air Date: 2008-03-12

As Malik invites his new girlfriend to a Payne family dinner, Calvin again woos Miranda, who ripped him off during a previous romance but now insists she's changed her ways. Miranda's acceptance back into the Payne house is slow at first, but eventually she charms her way back. Meanwhile, Malik's new girlfriend has a surprise that beats Miranda's return. Will the Paynes ever have a normal day?

13. Game Over

Air Date: 2008-03-12

The men and women prepare for game night at the Payne house. Meanwhile, Ella's old college friend comes to visit, and she brings with her an old secret about her and Curtis that upsets Ella. The secret also sparks an argument among all the younger couples. The Payne house has never been so heated.

14. Can I get a Witness?

Air Date: 2008-03-19

Ella is trouble when she finds out that she may have breast cancer while Calvin has witnessed a neighborhood crime and is tracked down. After Ella is tested, Janine decides to get tested and finds out that she is pregnant.

15. Commencement Day

Air Date: 2008-03-19

Calvin finds out that he is graduating, but the school makes a mistake putting him on a signed death wish with Curtis. Ella must not tell about Janine's pregnancy, and it is harder than she thought.

16. A Shock to the System

Air Date: 2008-03-26

Malik's best friend, Kevin is injured in a hit and run accident, Calvin gets a new job, but gets fired the next day due to laziness.

17. Compromising Position

Air Date: 2008-03-26

Curtis is offered a job in Los Angeles, and Ella doesn't want to move. Meanwhile, C.J.'s girlfriend, Tanya, has a friend that is attracted to CJ.

18. Moral Dilemma

Air Date: 2008-04-02

When C.J. finds 50,000 dollars in his truck, the family must decide what to do with the money.

19. Sex, Lies and Videotapes

Air Date: 2008-04-02

C.J. finds out that Tanya was in a rap music video years ago, the F.B.I. uses the Payne home for a stakeout.

20. Time to Clean House

Air Date: 2008-04-09

The family has had it with Calvin's ungrateful shenanigans, so they lay down some house rules. Calvin decides to move in with his girlfriend, who finds out just how dependent he is. Meanwhile, Malik and Jazmine help Claretha clean her house.

21. Living with Liz

Air Date: 2008-04-09

Janine's mother moves in with the Paynes, and Janine has a hard time not revealing that she's pregnant. It is then discovered that Janine's father kicked Liz out of the house.

22. Beat Down

Air Date: 2008-04-16

Ella and Claretha help out a church member who has a domestic abusive boyfriend.

23. Expectations

Air Date: 2008-04-16

Janine's pregnancy is revealed at a social gathering, Curtis befriends a cable man who could possibly be his son.

24. Cheers

Air Date: 2008-04-23

Malik has a scheme to get phone numbers from cheerleaders and ends up being a cheerleader. Janine gets ready to move in with Bryan so they can prepare to raise their child.

25. R-E-S-P-E-C-T Me

Air Date: 2008-04-23

Malik babysits Jazmine, the guys at the firehouse upset Angel.

1. Driving Me Crazy

Air Date: 2008-06-04

Calvin babysits Miranda's nephew Brandon who is a total nightmare. Meanwhile, Claretha's car is stolen.

2. Reunited and￢ﾀﾦ..It Don't Feel so Good

Air Date: 2008-06-04

Curtis, Ella and Claretha host a mixer for their college reunion. CJ tries to baby-sit Malik and Jazmine alone with disastrous results.

3. What the-?

Air Date: 2008-06-04

Dana finally decides to settle down and date one guy; everyone is happy for her except for Kiki when she finds out that Dana is dating her younger brother.

5. How Do You Spell….It's All About Me?

Air Date: 2008-06-11

Ella is spending a lot of time away from home and Curtis is beginning to wonder if she is having an affair. Meanwhile, Jazmine participates in a spelling bee.

6. And....Cut!

Air Date: 2008-06-11

Ella makes the family give up the use of all electronic devices; CJ learns a surprising secret; a Hollywood actor does research at the barbershop for his next movie.

7. Old School vs. New School

Air Date: 2008-06-18

It's Malik's birthday and he's being a brat about the kind of party and gifts he wants. Meanwhile, with Miranda's help, Calvin invests in the barbershop and becomes a partner.

8. Fire and Disire

Air Date: 2008-06-18

Ella is going through menopause and the entire household is suffering with her.

9. Unsung Heros

Air Date: 2008-06-25

Calvin plans a surprise party when he learns his friend is coming home from Iraq. Meanwhile, Malik has to write a school paper about his role model, and Curtis and CJ try to bribe him into choosing one of them.

10. Pissed, Poor and Paranoid

Air Date: 2008-06-25

Curtis teaches Jazmine and Malik a valuable lesson on what it means to do without the comforts of home. Meanwhile, the barbers find out that Delante has been living in the barbershop.

11. True Lies

Air Date: 2008-07-02

Malik and his bud Kevin consider skipping school with two girls. Elsewhere, Calvin's pal Peanut concocts a nutty plan to impress a woman: He professes to own the barbershop and poses as a Payne family member.

12. That Sounds Sweet

Air Date: 2008-07-02

Selling plenty of cakes and cookies inspires Ella to cook up plans for a new business. Then, Malik tries to get some sax appeal, as he considers taking up the saxophone to impress a girl.

13. Meet the Lucases

Air Date: 2008-07-09

Family bonds grow when the Paynes face a health crisis. Elsewhere, Miranda's parents arrive, as a jittery Calvin scrambles to make the visit a success.

14. Out on a Limb

Air Date: 2008-07-09

Ella, Claretha, Jazmine and Jazmine's friend branch out: They go on a woodsy wilderness trip---and promptly get lost. Meanwhile, Calvin, deciding to pop the big question to Miranda, sets out to find the perfect engagement ring.

15. Can't Buy Me Love

Air Date: 2008-07-16

Calvin gets set to pop the big question to Miranda---but his self-doubts give him cold feet. Adding to the dilemma are his buds Pookie and Peanut, who enter the picture to offer a helping hand.

16. To Have and to Hold

Air Date: 2008-07-16

Calvin's unfruitful quest to propose to Miranda hits another snag when the engagement ring goes missing. In addition, things get hairy at the barbershop when a secret romance blooms there. And none other than Janine makes an unexpected appearance.

17. Unexpected Results

Air Date: 2008-07-23

When Jazmine goes to the top of the class by acing an aptitude test, her teacher recommends she attend a school for the gifted---in North Carolina. Elsewhere, CJ fumbles and stumbles trying to deliver shocking news to Tanya.

18. Let's Get Ready to Rumble

Air Date: 2008-07-23

The Paynes prep for Jazmine's big slumber party, a bash that only seems to annoy Curtis. CJ and Janine step out to buy party items, but they get into a hair-raising situation at the barbershop, where they run afoul of a robber.

19. Father's Day

Air Date: 2008-07-30

Curtis' dad arrives to meet Calvin's fiancée, only to discover they share an unpleasant past. A subplot involves a man significantly impacted by Hurricane Katrina.

21. All is Not Lost!

Air Date: 2008-07-30

With complications testing their love and their nuptials fast approaching, Calvin and Miranda decide to attend premarital counseling. But the sessions only cause Miranda to further question married life with Calvin.

22. Party Over Here!

Air Date: 2008-08-06

Calvin's family and buddies get set to throw him a bachelor party, despite Calvin's promise to Miranda that the big bash would be canceled. Ensuing complications then jeopardize the couple's fast-approaching nuptials

23. The Last Supper

Air Date: 2008-08-06

Calvin and Miranda are inundated with marital advice at their wedding rehearsal and dinner, which turn problematic because of an unforeseen guest, boozy buffoonery and a fainting spell.

24. We've Come This Far by Faith (Part 1)

Air Date: 2008-08-06

It's Calvin and Miranda's big wedding day, with various issues threatening to ruin the special event. One mighty complication: Miranda's father helps to deliver triplets.

25. We've Come This Far by Faith (Part 2)

Air Date: 2008-08-06

Numerous predicaments continue to plague Calvin and Miranda's big wedding day.

77. Labor Paynes (2)

Air Date: 2008-12-03

79. Guys' Night Out, girls Night In

Air Date: 2008-06-04

Malik reluctantly goes on his first camping trip. Jazmine is upset she's not allowed to go, but lightens up when she finds out she'll get to have a girls night in.

1. Labor Paynes (1)

Air Date: 2008-12-03

Janine goes into labor, resulting in surprises and white-knuckle moments, as a double wedding uniting CJ and Janine, plus Calvin and Miranda, swiftly changes locations to the hospital.

2. Labor Paynes (2)

Air Date: 2008-12-03

While in labor, Janine worries about her baby being born out of wedlock so the double wedding is moved to the hospital.

3. Your Wife's a Payne

Air Date: 2008-12-10

Calvin and Miranda move into their new digs, but Miranda's shadowy past life as a con artist comes to the fore. Elsewhere, it gets snippy at the barbershop when the couple quarrel over business plans.

4. Casa De Payne

Air Date: 2008-12-10

Claretha gets the royal treatment when she becomes engaged to an African prince. Planning a move to Africa, she sells her home to a new family. Meanwhile, Curtis blows a gasket when he receives a slew of parking tickets; Calvin and Miranda return from their honeymoon; and Jazmine journeys to a boarding school in North Carolina.

5. It's A Payne Growing Up

Air Date: 2008-12-17

Malik's friend Kevin has an intimate relationship with a woman who has syphilis. C.J. counsel's Malik which leads to a misunderstanding. Meanwhile, Calvin is pressured by Miranda to be more thoughtful towards their marriage.

6. Payne And Prejudice

Air Date: 2008-12-17

The Payne's are invited for dinner at the Hernadez home which leads to a culture clash. Dana's falsehood's come back to haunt her back at the barbershop.

7. Payneful News

Air Date: 2009-02-11

Calvin and Miranda are trying to have a baby, but they run into problems when they discover that Calvin isn't "firing on all cylinders."

8. Payneful Loss

Air Date: 2009-02-11

Ella and Rosie conspire to get themselves and their husbands to lose weight and get healthy. Meanwhile, Malik and Kevin get in over their heads when they throw a house party while house sitting for Calvin and Miranda.

9. Payneful Employment

Air Date: 2009-02-18

CJ gets a very important job interview in another city which excites Curtis who begins to think he might finally have the house to himself again.

10. Slightly Payneful Truth

Air Date: 2009-02-18

Malik, as a favor to Alexandra, helps Consuela prepare for her U.S. citizenship test. Curtis jumps in to help when Malik gets sick.

11. Joy and Payne

Air Date: 2009-02-25

Curtis, Calvin and the rest of the Paynes are caught in the middle of a Hernandez family confrontation between Carlos and his son, Diego.

12. A Sisters Payne

Air Date: 2009-02-25

Kiki's brother, Darnell returns to the shop. Malik and Alex find a way around the 'no date' rule by having a date in Malik's back yard.

13. A Grand Payne

Air Date: 2009-03-04

Malik asks Alex out on a date, but their parents insist that they be supervised; Janine's parents visit to see the new twins.

14. Games People Play

Air Date: 2009-03-04

The Payne's love their annual tailgating shindig, but when Miranda finds out about Calvin and Mercedes date, she becomes ill. Meanwhile, Diego becomes agitated and starts fighting with people.

15. Help Wanted

Air Date: 2009-04-08

Miranda runs into her successful, good looking ex-fiance, and it drives Calvin crazy. To show that he is doing something with his life, Calvin takes a job at Mercedes company.

16. Old Lady Paynes

Air Date: 2009-04-08

When Ella's demanding mother arrives, the elder exhibits a lapse of memory, causing Ella to worry that she has Alzheimer's disease. Meanwhile, there's a hair-raising quandary at the barbershop when Floyd's supposedly dead first wife emerges.

17. I Don't Know This Payne

Air Date: 2009-04-15

Ella and Rosie get jobs working at a boutique at the mall, while Curtis and Carlos enjoy their new 'man world.'

18. Paul Mall

Air Date: 2009-04-15

Curtis may need to be careful after Ella meets a handsome and charming man at the mall. Meanwhile, Diego asks for Calvin and Miranda's help in scrutinizing Mercedes newest man.

19. With Friends Like These

Air Date: 2009-04-22

Malik forms a new friendship with a fellow student who is being abused in the classroom because of his HIV positive status. Elsewhere, when Rosie calls out sick, Consuela is left in charge with the boutique.

20. The Talent Show

Air Date: 2009-04-22

The firehouse is being jeopardized by city budget cuts. But holding a big fund raising talent show, along with an appearance by Gladys Knight, could still save the firehouse and the firemen's jobs. Meanwhile, Diego is still dealing with post war anger issues.

21. Bringing Down the House

Air Date: 2009-04-29

The foundation of the Payne house needs desperate repair. Curtis tries to save money by hiring a jackleg contractor, who ends up doing more damage and the Paynes have to move out of their house. Meanwhile, Ella grows closer to Paul, the man at the mall.

22. Moving Day

Air Date: 2009-04-29

Curtis, Ella and Malik are moving out of the house (CJ, Janine and the babies have gone to stay at Janine's parents in Florida. Ella is devastated. They have to move into Calvin and Miranda's condo and Calvin turns the table on Curtis and treats him the way he was treated when he lived at home.

23. Moving Out

Air Date: 2009-05-27

Curtis, Ella and Malik are moving out of the house (CJ, Janine and the babies have gone to stay at Janine's parents in Florida. Ella is devastated. They have to move into Calvin and Miranda's condo and Calvin turns the table on Curtis and treats him the way he was treated when he lived at home.

24. Back Where We Belong

Air Date: 2009-05-27

Curtis and Calvin move into the barbershop due to their marriage problems, which causes hair raising havoc in the process. Meanwhile, Floyd blows up when he learns of Zach and Olivia's act of love.

25. Surprise! (Part 1 of 2)

Air Date: 2009-06-03

Calvin has gotten the $20,000 needed to repair his parent's house and surprises them with the check. Meanwhile, Janine reveals that CJ is in Chicago interviewing for a new job.

26. Surprise! (Part 2 of 2)

Air Date: 2009-06-03

Calvin tries to fix the mess he is in with Miranda and the conflict only gets worse. Meanwhile, Janine, the twins and Malik are preparing to move.

1. Where's the Payne?

Air Date: 2009-11-04

A forced retirement for Curtis creates obstacles, but the drama spikes when Miranda goes missing. Elsewhere, Claretha returns without her said husband and moves in with Curtis and Ella.

2. Recurring Paynes

Air Date: 2009-11-04

Miranda remains missing, and her mother storms on over to the house. She blames Calvin for her disappearance and even called the police on him! She believes Calvin is a suspect in her vanishing. Meanwhile, CJ, Janine and Jazmine return, hoping to stay with Curtis and Ella. And a secret is unearthed regarding Curtis's forced retirement. Also, Jazmine has become very intelligent due to her being at a school for gifted children but it concerns the family because she is acting so weird.

3. Wigging Out

Air Date: 2009-11-11

Miranda finally returns and tells Calvin there is no baby. Despite his pleads, begs, and understanding Miranda refuses to let Calvin stay in the condo therefore, shocked and confused, Calvin must move back in with Curtis and Ella.Claretha decides to start a home business.

4. Payne Speaking

Air Date: 2009-11-11

Curtis protests his retirement at City Hall and C.J. reveals to Curtis that he's taking Curtis's job at the firehouse. Meanwhile, Ella battles with an innovative new pastor who plans to shut down the help center to make way for a new multi-media outreach program.

5. Parental Payne

Air Date: 2009-11-18

Calvin confronts Miranda, thinking she had an abortion. Meanwhile, the school casts Malik in its production of Othello but the supposedly bigot father of the white girl cast opposite Malik won't allow Malik to kiss her in the play.

6. Payne, Payne Go Away

Air Date: 2009-11-18

It's a revolving door at the Payne house when CJ, Janine and the children move out, and Floyd in turn moves in because of his divorce. Then there's Jazmine. The youngster, feeling ignored and jealous, makes the choice to run away.

7. Marriage Paynes

Air Date: 2009-11-25

All three of the Payne couples (Curtis and Ella, C.J.and Janine, and Calvin and Miranda) go on an eye-opening marriage retreat. At the end of the retreat, Miranda asks Calvin for a divorce. Meanwhile, Claretha and Floyd babysit for the twins while everyone is out of the house.

8. Ms. Curtis

Air Date: 2009-12-02

It's an awkward up-and-down meeting for Calvin and Miranda when they get trapped in an elevator together, their first encounter after she asked for a divorce. Meanwhile, Curtis unwittingly takes Ella's estrogen pills. At the end Miranda and Calvin finally overcome their marriage problems before they reach the dreaded "33rd Floor".

9. Oh Christmas Payne

Air Date: 2009-12-09

Family and friends share their different versions of the Nativity story when Jazmine fails to appreciate her gift from Ella (a wooden version of the Nativity scene).

10. Til Payne Do Us Part

Air Date: 2009-12-23

Curtis and Ella are shocked to learn that their not legally married, so Claretha and Floyd convince them to enjoy single life.

11. Payneful Reunion

Air Date: 2010-03-03

When Ella tries to arrange a family reunion, a chagrined Jazmine opposes the idea of connecting with her extended family. As such, Curtis and Ella set out to teach her a valuable lesson about honoring her family heritage.

12. From the Mouths of Babes

Air Date: 2010-03-03

The issue of birth control creates divisions between CJ and Janine. Meanwhile, surprise developments transpire when Calvin and Miranda spend a day with Jazmine.

13. Blackout X 3

Air Date: 2010-03-10

A blackout ironically sheds light on all three Payne couples when Curtis, CJ and Calvin are taken away from their televised football game and keep company with their wives.

14. Lady Sings to Blue

Air Date: 2010-03-10

The Paynes worry that the newly happy Janine might be returning to drugs after her erstwhile dealer arrives. And Curtis is turning Japanese---that is, he becomes captivated by Japanese culture

15. Something Brewing

Air Date: 2010-03-17

Janine cares for her dying former dealer, jeopardizing her relationship with C.J.; Floyd and Curtis launch a beer-brewing business. While at the help center C.J. and Janine pray that Blue will be led to Heaven while dying.

16. Seal of Approval

Air Date: 2010-03-17

Malik decides to join the ROTC, upsetting Janine. And Curtis is fired up when he's hired by the fire department---but it's not in the capacity he expected.

17. Payneful Pie

Air Date: 2010-03-25

Ella breaks some news, which only creates a downturn in Curtis' financial plans. Elsewhere, Calvin squares off against Miranda's critical mother.

18. How Do You Like Your Roast?

Air Date: 2010-03-25

Curtis is the man of honor at a surprise retirement party. In other developments, a case of puppy love blooms for Jazmine.

19. Curtis Sings the Blues

Air Date: 2010-03-31

Curtis spirals into a depressive funk following successive life-altering events, but he gets support from a very unlikely source. In other developments, Calvin and Miranda compete against CJ and Janine in a bid for a weekend getaway.

20. Firestorm

Air Date: 2010-03-31

During a fire routine a fireman dies under CJ's authority and he blames himself. Meanwhile, Ella studies a book at school and recommends the literary work to Miranda and Claretha.

21. Heartbeat

Air Date: 2010-04-07

A pregnancy scare upends Calvin and Miranda's world. Elsewhere, Curtis' sales scheme lands him in trouble with the law.

22. Through the Fire

Air Date: 2010-04-07

Janine's mother (Anne-Marie Johnson) arrives, to a downcast CJ's immense annoyance. Elsewhere, Curtis is a flop during his guest-star role on a morning TV show.

23. The Bible: King Payne's Version

Air Date: 2010-04-14

Ella futilely tries to fit in with college-age peers in her study group; Curtis offers his own unique spin on religion when he teaches at Jazmine's Bible school.

24. Matured Investment

Air Date: 2010-04-14

A different side of Calvin opens up when he cares for Calvin Jr. Elsewhere, new neighbors arrive---and they have unique notions about relationships.

25. Who's Your Daddy, Now?

Air Date: 2010-04-21

Daddy issues plague CJ, who at long last meets his birth father. Elsewhere, Curtis tries not to miss a beat when he helps Jazmine choose a musical instrument.

26. Feet of Clay

Air Date: 2010-04-21

Curtis' old pal resurfaces, only to emerge as a much different person than before. Additionally, Calvin works to awe a nursery-school recruiter in the hopes of getting his child enrolled.

27. Date Night X 3

Air Date: 2010-04-28

The Payne men are pressured to take their wives out on the town, resulting in some poor date fate.

28. Watch the Son Shine

Air Date: 2010-04-28

Calvin and Ella work on a school project. Meanwhile, Curtis anticipates his first post-retirement interview and gets pointers from Malik.

29. The Drinking Game

Air Date: 2010-05-05

Malik and a pal are home alone, and they exploit that freedom. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella have dinner at a top-notch restaurant, but the evening lacks flavor when Curtis tangles with a snobby waiter.

30. Who's on Top?

Air Date: 2010-05-05

CJ meets his new boss. Meanwhile, Floyd's ex-wife reappears, pulling Ella and Curtis into the dramas of a messy love triangle.

31. Help! Help! Help!

Air Date: 2010-05-12

When the help center must close due to a flood, Ella is forced to work at home, resulting in a chagrined Curtis and a flow of dramas. Elsewhere, a serious accident affects the Paynes.

32. Stinging Payne

Air Date: 2010-05-12

CJ tries to create a trap for his new boss and enlists Curtis to help him. Elsewhere, Calvin and Miranda's financial condition worsens.

33. Worth Fighting For

Air Date: 2010-05-19

Malik tries to win over an upperclassman by dueling with a bully. Meanwhile, Calvin puts into motion a plan to solve his financial problems.

34. Who's Your Nanny

Air Date: 2010-05-19

The mother of Calvin's child reappears and breaks stunning news. Meanwhile, the family must hire a nanny due to Janine's new work schedule.

35. The Chef

Air Date: 2010-05-26

Malik cooks up a scheme to impress his girlfriend, lying to her that he's a gourmet chef. Desperate, he then turns to Curtis to help him prepare a tasty dish. Meanwhile, Calvin's second job keeps him away from Miranda.

36. My Fair Curtis

Air Date: 2010-05-26

Floyd hopes to win Claretha's heart. Cut to Curtis and Ella, who are enlisted to help him. In addition, CJ's boss bombards him with more lusty advances.

37. Rest for the Weary

Air Date: 2010-06-02

Calvin falls into a perilous circumstance when he takes on two jobs. Meanwhile, Janine's home life suffers when she scores a promotion.

38. Thug Life

Air Date: 2010-06-02

Big Jesse reappears and inches closer to Ella, triggering jealousy in Curtis. Elsewhere, Malik faces the consequences of hanging out with some bad folks.

39. Rehabilitation

Air Date: 2010-06-09

CJ protests when Malik's crime partner makes an appearance. Meanwhile, Curtis starts a barbershop in the backyard.

40. A Payne in Need Is a Pain Indeed

Air Date: 2010-06-09

Tracie's unexpected visits to the house come under scrutiny. Elsewhere, Curtis is enlisted as CJ and Janine's babysitter.

41. House Guest

Air Date: 2011-01-05

Ella provides assistance to a domestic-abuse victim named Monica. Monica turns out to be a friend of Janine's and moves in with her and C.J as their new nanny. In other events, Jazmine and CJ anticipate a father-daughter dance.

42. Payne Showers

Air Date: 2011-01-05

Ella and Miranda's mother complicates Miranda's baby shower. As for the men, Curtis throws Calvin a "man shower". Tracie makes moves at Calvin when she shows up to the party but when he pushes, she takes Calvin Jr. away from him and Miranda.

43. Playing With Fire

Air Date: 2011-01-12

Janine's friend, Monica, has moved in and transformed herself and the house. Meanwhile, Miranda confronts Tracie and she puts up drastic measures at suing Calvin for child support.

44. When the Payne's Away

Air Date: 2011-01-12

While Janine is taking an overnight trip with her boss, Monica keeps the house warm and cozy with C.J. Meanwhile, Calvin tries to help Miranda prepare for labor pains, but this preparation doesn't go as planned.

45. Beginnings

Air Date: 2011-01-19

Curtis and Ella think it is time to move. They soon realize that their house is the gem that holds their family together.

46. Payne-ful Resolution

Air Date: 2011-01-19

Calvin is graduating from school. Miranda is about to go into labor with their child, but Calvin is then arrested for back child support. Meanwhile, Janine shares an intimate moment with her boss, Roland. In the ending moments of the episode, CJ intentionally kisses Janine's friend Monica. Feeling guilty, Monica tries to leave but unfortunately, Janine is at the door, resulting in a cliffhanger.

1. Payneful Resolution Resolution

Air Date: 2011-03-30

CJ and Janine deal with marriage issues after CJ kisses her friend, Monica. Meanwhile, Calvin gets out of jail and Miranda has the baby. Janine asks for a divorce after CJ starts to go out of control on barking at Malik after he confronts CJ about kissing Monica, Jazmine told Malik when she overheard and saw CJ and Janine arguing

2. Growing Paynes

Air Date: 2011-03-30

Jazmine starts wearing make-up and hanging out with the wrong crowd. Curtis and Ella have a weight loss competition. CJ and Janine reconcile when they see how their kids need them and how much they love each other.

3. Payne Protection

Air Date: 2011-04-06

Malik gets ready for college. The men offer him advice and buy him condoms.

4. Payneful Visit

Air Date: 2011-04-06

Claretha reveals she has leukemia. Miranda's cousin Vanessa hooks up with Calvin's friend.

5. Where There's a Will, There's a Way

Air Date: 2011-04-13

After the death of a young firefighter, Ella decides it's time for Curtis and Ella to do a will. Meanwhile, Miranda's mom pays a visit.

6. Epic Fail

Air Date: 2011-04-13

Ella is overwhelmed and falls behind in her studies due to church duties, household duties, taking care of Curtis and the rest of the family. Ella fails a test she needed to graduate and she snaps on the family. Meanwhile, Calvin realize it's the day of their anniversary, and he pretend he didn't forget.

7. Praying for Attention

Air Date: 2011-04-20

Jazmine prays to pass a test and no longer wants to apply herself. Meanwhile, Calvin grows jealous of the baby.

8. Shout Out

Air Date: 2011-04-20

CJ and Janine go to marriage counseling. Then try the therapists way. But in the end they yell and scream at each other and they feel better. CJ sexes up the reunion between him and Janine. Meanwhile, Ella misses her graduation because she has to take Claretha to the hospital.

9. Love Thy Neighbor

Air Date: 2011-04-27

The family befriends a sex offender who moves into the neighborhood and all hell breaks loose when they find out his secret. Meanwhile, CJ and Janine decide to heed the advice of the marriage counselor. They go on a journey to find a hobby the two of them can share.

10. Dream Girls

Air Date: 2011-04-27

A music producer wants to sign Jazmine. Meanwhile, Calvin is embarrassed about his new job as a grocery store manager.

11. A Payneful Night Out

Air Date: 2011-05-04

Curtis and Ella decide to intervene when they see Janine and Roland at dinner until C.J. shows up with a woman. Meanwhile, Miranda goes on a grooming strike.

12. Payneful Assistance

Air Date: 2011-05-04

Miranda gets cooking advice after she makes a horrible dinner for Ella's club. Meanwhile, Curtis gets his tonsils pulled and can't talk.

13. House of Awkward

Air Date: 2011-05-11

C.J. is offered a promotion making him Janine and Roland's boss. Meanwhile, while packing the house Curtis finds a bag of weed in an old box of his and Floyd smokes the weed. Calvin asks Curtis to babysit and Curtis ends up babysitting Christian and Floyd.

14. Brain Payne

Air Date: 2011-05-11

Jayden may have autism. Janine blames herself. Meanwhile, Curtis lives by the rules of the bible.

15. Foster Paynes

Air Date: 2011-05-18

Ella brings home a troubled youth from the Help Center. Meanwhile, Janine and Miranda compete to get in a competitive day care.

16. Talented Paynes

Air Date: 2011-05-18

As Claretha secretly deals with the possibilty of losing her home, the family participates in a talent show. Calvin and Miranda combine their unique talents for the show.

17. Going, Going, Gone

Air Date: 2011-05-25

Janine is on the brink of a breakdown. Deshawn gets a lesson in the negro baseball league.

18. Mother's Day Out

Air Date: 2011-06-01

Deshawn's mother shows up at the Paynes'; C.J. upgrades Janine's wedding ring.

19. So Hard to Say Goodbye

Air Date: 2011-06-08

Malik goes off to college; Miranda is overwhelmed when Calvin Jr. visits.

20. Payneful Rescue

Air Date: 2011-06-15

The aftershocks of a fire impact Miranda and Calvin; Tracie and her new boyfriend show up at the hospital causing a huge argument. In the ending moments, the baby seems to be fine.

21. A Mother's Payne

Air Date: 2011-10-21

Ella's mother and sister Evie visit, and Ella experiences the effects of their mother's disease; Janine texts C.J. a sexy picture of herself.

22. Up from the Ashes

Air Date: 2011-10-21

Calvin finds out that Tracie checked Calvin Jr. out of the hospital. Calvin and Miranda try to find a place to stay.

23. The Payne Gang

Air Date: 2011-10-28

Curtis, Ella, and Floyd try to bring DeShawn a reality check when he wants to join a gang. C.J. and Calvin tussle over their living arrangements.

24. The Gifted and the Grout

Air Date: 2011-10-28

DeShawn is placed in a gifted-students program to avoid being expelled from school; Calvin and Miranda hire a contractor to repair their condo.

25. Do the Fight Thing

Air Date: 2011-11-04

DeShawn bullies a classmate and gets into trouble; Miranda and Janine fight over petty things.

26. 1096

Air Date: 2011-11-04

C.J. forgets Janine's 3-years-sober anniversary; Ella gets DeShawn an ugly outfit for school-picture day.

27. Number Five's Fight

Air Date: 2011-11-11

After budget cuts force C.J. to lay off firefighters, Roland must use his PR skills to avoid altercations; Calvin and Miranda want to move upstairs.

28. The Best Surprise

Air Date: 2011-11-11

Calvin and Miranda plan Calvin Jr.'s birthday party; Curtis and Ella have trouble with the Homeowners Association.

29. Working Paynes

Air Date: 2011-11-18

C.J. hires Calvin, whose performance is disappointing; bored with retirement, Curtis takes up painting.

30. Curtis Jefferson

Air Date: 2011-11-18

Curtis wakes up as a Jefferson.

31. Dead Wrong

Air Date: 2011-11-25

Miranda frets over her unemployment; C.J. looks into firefighter response times.

32. The Rich and Payneless

Air Date: 2011-11-25

Calvin is allowed supervised visits; Ella's friend Felicia visits.

33. Mentoring Paynes

Air Date: 2011-12-02

Janine sponsors a young girl; Curtis and Ella become DeShawn's foster parents.

34. Roommate Paynes

Air Date: 2011-12-02

C.J. and Janine are not comfortable with Malik's roommate; Claretha tries alternative cancer-fighting treatments

35. Pledging Paynes

Air Date: 2011-12-30

Malik gets hazed.

36. Help Me, Ella

Air Date: 2011-12-30

Ella becomes director of the center; Malik mulls dropping out.

37. Paynefully Fit

Air Date: 2012-01-06

Curtis becomes a contestant on Paynefully Fit, while Deshawn get advice about girls.

38. Do the Hustle

Air Date: 2012-01-06

Miranda's new client hits on her while the family honors Curtis.

39. No More Payne

Air Date: 2012-01-13

Miranda takes over renovating the condo while Calvin and Deshawn bond.

40. God Bless the Paynes

Air Date: 2012-01-13

The Paynes say goodbye while praising God in church.

41. Do Or Die

Air Date: 2012-01-20

The family gets ready to have one last Sunday dinner at Curtis and Ella's

42. R.I.P - Rest In Payne

Air Date: 2012-01-20

Calvin battles for his life at the hospital. Ella's unwavering faith won't let the family get down

43. Payneful Survival

Air Date: 2012-01-27

The Payne family waits for Calvin to wake up, but the fight isn't over. Curtis decides not to move.

44. Payneful Recovery

Air Date: 2012-01-27

Calvin might get discharged from the hospital after he finally awakened. Curtis attempts to mortgage his house for money to pay Calvin's medical bills.

45. House of Nightmares

Air Date: 2012-02-03

Calvin has nightmares about being shot and is uncomfortable at home with Miranda who is overwhelmed with caring for an ailing husband, two kids, a career and home. Ella and Curtis are worried that Calvin isn't receiving proper care and wants him to move in with them. Curtis prepares the house for Calvin.

46. In Payne

Air Date: 2012-02-03

A depressed Calvin admits to Ella that he think he would have been better off dead. The family is very concerned and Curtis has a heart to heart with Calvin. Deshawn's mother visits and wants Deshawn back. Deshawn decides to go live with her.

47. Payback

Air Date: 2012-02-10

Calvin plans to get revenge on Travis Harris for shooting him. Curtis makes plans with Ella then pretends to be sick when he gets tickets to a baseball game. When footage of Curtis at the game is aired, Curtis does everything he can to keep Ella from finding out.

48. Daddy Day Scare

Air Date: 2012-02-10

C.J. is left to look after the twins during the big game. Ella gets in the way of Calvin's transition back home.

49. Pills and Thrills

Air Date: 2012-02-17

Calvin is invited back to work, then decides he isn't ready and doesn't show. Floyd has a new girlfriend who looks awfully familiar to Curtis. Curtis realizes he knew the girlfriend, when she was a man.

50. Scars of Payne

Air Date: 2012-02-17

Ella runs a gun buy back program at the Help Center that is threatened by rival gang members. Curtis, bored, wants to volunteer at the Help Center and causes mischief.

51. Payne vs. Payne

Air Date: 2012-02-17

Curtis runs for neighborhood watch president. C.J. helps until he realizes he disagrees with some of Curtis's policies. When Curtis challenges C.J., C.J. decides to run himself. Meanwhile, Malik runs up his parent's credit card.

52. Guess Who Came to Breakfast

Air Date: 2012-02-17

The family meets Malik's new free-spirited girlfriend, Summer.

53. House of Force Closure

Air Date: 2012-02-12

Calvin and Miranda's condo gets foreclosed on and they are forced out.

54. If It Ain't Broke

Air Date: 2012-02-03

Ella is preparing to open a battered women's home in the church's unused classrooms, but it is shutdown.

55. Neighborhood Crisis

Air Date: 2012-03-09

Malik and Summer volunteer at a crisis hotline. Curtis goes overboard with the neighborhood watch as he tries to catch a criminal.

56. Down for the Count

Air Date: 2012-03-12

C.J. is offered perks as a city official. Miranda and Curtis bond.

57. Stop, Drop, and Roll

Air Date: 2012-04-06

C.J. and Janine have a fight which carries over into the office. Malik takes a class on evolution and doesn't know if he believes in God.

58. No Pass, No Play

Air Date: 2012-04-06

Malik tutors an athlete who can barely read. Curtis is overly canind with the newspapers and causes a PR scandal for C.J. and Janine.

59. Payneful Injection

Air Date: 2012-05-18

Malik and his father bumps heads when Malik leads a protest against a man being put to death. C.J. lead the arson investigation that put the man away.

60. Batter Up

Air Date: 2012-05-18

Miranda is hurt when she overhears Curtis and Ella talking bad about her. C.J.'s department enjoys the softball team until a horrible Janine wants to join.

61. Payneful Matrimony

Air Date: 2012-05-25

Malik marries Summer. Calvin and Miranda have a hard time adjusting to living with Curtis and Ella.

62. What You Know About Me

Air Date: 2012-05-25

C.J. and Janine have a party and don't invite Curtis and Ella. Malik and Summer argue over an obscure anniversary.

63. Right Turn

Air Date: 2012-06-01

Curtis does community service at the Help Center. Miranda doesn't invite Janine to a concert.

64. The Loan Ranger

Air Date: 2012-06-01

Malik finds out his friend is gay. Curtis loans Ella money.

65. Payneful Divorce

Air Date: 2012-06-08

Malik and Summer have their marriage annulled. Miranda temps at the office when Janine needs an assistant.

66. Up to the Challenge

Air Date: 2012-06-08

Malik takes caffeine pills irresponsibly and Curtis subs for Ella at a Help Center training program.

67. House of Sabotage

Air Date: 2012-06-15

Janine and Miranda co-chair a Help Center event and all they do is fight. Malik doesn't want to stop wearing his wedding ring.

68. Payneful Pop In

Air Date: 2012-06-15

Curtis and Ella keep popping in unannounced to C.J. and Janine's house. Jazmine is accused of cheating on an exam; she's covering for a friend.

69. House of OMG

Air Date: 2012-06-22

C.J. takes action when technology takes over the family.

70. Keep it Moving

Air Date: 2012-06-22

C.J. coaches Jazmine's soccer team.

71. Bake, Rattle and Roll

Air Date: 2012-06-29

Calvin's behavior at work gets him suspended. Meanwhile, Jazmine wants Ella to teach her how to bake.

72. Dodging Bullies

Air Date: 2012-06-29

Jazmine stands up to a cyber bully. Meanwhile, Miranda and Calvin have a pregnancy scare.

73. Payneful Distance

Air Date: 2012-07-06

Calvin takes Miranda's money and goes to a strip club. C.J. give Janine a bad evaluation.

74. Not in the Cards

Air Date: 2012-07-06

Floyd decides to host a night of fun and gambling at the Help Center, and Curtis gets quickly sucked in by the casino-like atmosphere and games. Jazmine lands herself in some serious trouble for talking during class time.

75. All Work and No Play

Air Date: 2012-07-20

Calvin and Miranda anticipates the prospects of having their own place. Jazmine jobshadows the PR office with CJ and Janine.

76. Amazing Matriarchs

Air Date: 2012-07-20

Ella receives news of the death of her mother Eunice.

77. The First Dance

Air Date: 2012-07-27

Jazmine ask CJ to go to the school dance with a boy.

78. The Invention of Trust

Air Date: 2012-07-27

Floyd's new invention causes friction between him and Curtis. Calvin questions Miranda about an unusual amount in her bank account.

79. Payneful Realization

Air Date: 2012-08-03

Calvin and Miranda try to save their marriage before it becomes too late.

80. Trial and Tribulation

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Calvin faces his attacker Travis Harris in court when the shooter's trial finally arrives.

81. The Call Back

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Curtis must deal with resentment after he is called back to work. Floyd learns important details of his heritage.

82. All's Well

Air Date: 2012-08-10

Calvin and CJ plan an anniversary celebration for Miranda and Janine. Miranda has to make a tough decision whether she stays with Calvin or not.

1. A Wise Man's Opinion

Air Date: 2020-09-02

Malik is hesitant to give the news to his family about Lisa's pregnancy.

2. Delicious

Air Date: 2020-09-02

Malik confesses to Curtis that he thinks Lisa is pregnant.

3. By Your Side

Air Date: 2020-09-09

C.J. and Janine decide to stand by Malik’s side after finding out his girlfriend Lisa is pregnant that leaves Curtis and Ella shocked to see them so moderate.

4. The Old People Game

Air Date: 2020-09-09

Jazmine learns that Malik is having a baby.

5. Women Of Today

Air Date: 2020-09-16

Jazmine is pressured to have sex before she is ready.

6. Parenting 101

Air Date: 2020-09-16

Lisa and Malik disagree about relationship roles.

7. Who's on Top?

Air Date: 2011-11-11

8. Help! Help! Help!

Air Date: 2011-11-11

9. Stinging Payne

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10. Worth Fighting For

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11. Oh Christmas Paynes

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12. Whose Your Nanny?

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13. Stinging Payne

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14. My Fair Curtis

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15. Rest for the Weary

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16. Thug Life

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17. Rehabilitation

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18. A Payne In Need Is Pain Indeed

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19. House Guest

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20. Payne Showers

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21. Playing With Fire

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22. When the Payne's Away

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23. Beginnings

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24. Payneful Resolutions

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25. Episode 25

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26. Episode 26

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27. Episode 27

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28. Episode 28

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29. Episode 29

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30. Episode 30

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31. Episode 31

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32. Episode 32

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33. Episode 33

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34. Episode 34

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