NTSF:SD:SUV::
NTSF:SD:SUV:: – meaning National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle:: – is a quarter-hour format American television comedy that parodies the police procedural and action film genres.
Seasons
1. One Cabeza, Two Cabeza, Three Cabeza...DEAD!
Air Date: 2011-07-21
A new alcoholic energy drink is killing University of San Diego Students. NTSF must team up with the Food and Drug Administration, despite their mutual mistrust, to follow a lead.
2. The Birthday Party That Was Neither
Air Date: 2011-07-28
Each member of NTSF gets a mysterious call from a person who claims they have secret information about them. Unbeknownst to the other members, they each must bring a million dollars to a warehouse, leaving Kove alone at NTSF HQ. When the caller is finally revealed, the team gets a blast from the past.
3. Exes and Oh-No's!
Air Date: 2011-08-04
Trent's ex surfaces after a sex change and plots to steal a San Diego treasure. Elsewhere, Piper's pick for book club goes unread.
4. The Risky Business of Being Alone in Your Home
Air Date: 2011-08-11
Trent is suspended and forced to spend time at home, where terrorists plot to attack him. His replacement, an old nemesis, is a hit at the NTSF.
5. Dolphinnegan's Wake
Air Date: 2011-08-18
Trent tracks a dolphin serial killer and turns to a similar murderer in captivity for advice on catching his target.
6. Tijuana, We've Got a Problem
Air Date: 2011-08-25
Space-shuttle plans are stolen and sold to Mexico, so the team must retrieve them before the U.S. loses the space race.
7. Full Hauser
Air Date: 2011-09-01
Trent plans a cruise for the NTSF team, but he's got ulterior motives to capture a terrorist rumored to be hiding out on the ship. Meanwhile, Piper brings her new fiancé along for the trip.
8. Up Periscope, Down With San Diego
Air Date: 2011-09-08
The team must prevent an attack on San Diego by Japanese soldiers who've been lost at sea for decades.
9. Cause for ConCERN
Air Date: 2011-09-15
Trent visits a peaceful parallel dimension where terrorism doesn't exist and decides to help his doppelgänger restore balance to the world.
10. Piper Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Air Date: 2011-09-22
Piper is brainwashed to become an assassin, and her mission is to hunt down her NTSF teammates. Elsewhere, Jessie catches the eye of a model photographer.
11. Twistin' the Night Away
Air Date: 2011-09-29
Trent tracks the source of strange occurrences, including a hostage situation with SUVs and Sam's partnership with a creepy new team member.
12. I Left My Heart in Someone's Cooler
Air Date: 2011-10-06
Terrorists plan to bomb the San Diego Day parade in a plot that involves the President of the Navy. Elsewhere, Alphonse is tasked with finding the perfect gift for Trent's kids.
1. 16 Hop Street
Air Date: 2012-08-10
Trent and Piper go undercover in school to find a kidnapper.
2. The Real Bicycle Thief
Air Date: 2012-08-17
Trent hunts for restaurant terrorists and goes undercover in the Swedish pedicab-racing circuit.
3. Sabbath-tage
Air Date: 2012-08-24
Sam takes on a terrorist who attacks the city on a Saturday.
4. Lights, Camera, Assassination
Air Date: 2012-08-31
A teen idol shadows Trent and Alphonse during the hunt for a killer who targets Hollywood directors; Kove develops a podcast.
5. Time Angels
Air Date: 2012-09-07
Anti-terrorism time travelers join the team to prevent crimes.
6. Whack-A-Mole
Air Date: 2012-09-14
The team is blamed for the death of Gary the Killer Whale.
7. Robot Town
Air Date: 2012-09-21
Trent visits Robot Town to clear S.A.M. of murder charges.
8. Comic-Con-Flict
Air Date: 2012-09-28
Comic fans pose a threat to authors at a San Diego convention.
9. The Return of Dragon Shumway
Air Date: 2012-10-05
Piper's fiancee has a difficult time letting go of his ninja past.
10. Family Dies
Air Date: 2012-10-19
Trent has to kill his father.
11. Prairie Dog Companion
Air Date: 2012-10-26
Jessie and Sam head underground to infiltrate a group of crazed book sellers who are intent on destroying the Internet.
12. Wasilla Hills Cop
Air Date: 2012-11-02
Alphonse goes home to Alaska to investigate his partner's death and repair a rift with his father.
13. The NTSF:SD:SUV::HISS Infomercial
Air Date: 2012-11-09
The NTSF gang show off their home security system and iPhone app.
14. Christmas Activity
Air Date: 2012-12-07
While celebrating Christmas together at Kove's house, the team is attacked by the evil Alaskan Santa Claus.
15. Inertia
Air Date: 2013-06-13
A bomb on a bus is set to explode if the bus goes over zero miles an hour. A condensed edit of the 2012 web series. Guest stars: Matt Braunger, Echo Kellum
1. Comic Con-Air
Air Date: 2013-07-26
Comic-Con's worst villains get loose on a plane.
2. Hawaii Die-0
Air Date: 2013-08-02
A commencement address poses a great danger to the President of the Navy.
3. Extra Terrorist-rial
Air Date: 2013-08-09
Trent's nephew befriends a seemingly benign alien, but the NTSF team think it's dangerous.
4. Burn After Killing
Air Date: 2013-08-16
Commander Kove's little black book is stolen.
5. TGI Murder
Air Date: 2013-08-23
The team tries to protect a restaurant chain from violent competitors.
6. The Great Train Stoppery
Air Date: 2013-08-30
Time Angels travel to the Wild West.
7. A Hard Drive to Swallow
Air Date: 2013-09-06
S.A.M. is taken prisoner by an anti-robot group and NTSF must find a way to rescue him.
8. Unfrozen Agent Man
Air Date: 2013-09-13
An NTSF agent from the past is called upon to capture an escaped criminal.
9. Trading Faces
Air Date: 2013-09-20
Sam and Trent exchange faces to thwart a terrorist organization.
10. U-KO'ed
Air Date: 2013-09-27
When Alphonse is captured in an assassination plot, the team joins forces with their British counterparts in a special double-episode movie event. Shot on-location in London.
11. How Piper Got Her Groove Initially
Air Date: 2013-10-04
Piper's awkward college personality is revealed.
12. Wreck the Malls
Air Date: 2013-12-13
The mall is taken over by a terrorist Mall Santa, trapping Trent's children inside, and locking the rest of the team out of doing some last-minute Christmas shopping.
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Rating
6.9/10
Release Date
2011-07-21
Episodes
39 (3 seasons)
Status
Ended
Cast
Production Companies
2nd Man on the Moon
Abominable Pictures
Williams Street