Married... with Children

Domestic bliss was never like this!

Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his daughter is dim-witted and promiscuous.

Comedy

Seasons

1. Pilot

Air Date: 1987-04-05

In this pilot we meet Al and Peg Bundy, a very dysfunctional Chicago family. In the pilot, Al and Peg, who have no friends, meet their new neighbors Steve and Marcy Rhoades. Steve and Marcy are a very happily married couple until they learn from the Bundys.

2. Thinnergy

Air Date: 1987-04-12

Marcy gives Peggy the book "Thinnergy", which is a book about health. Very inspired by the book, Peggy goes on a diet and tries to convince the family to join in, but they refuse. When the diet makes Peggy really annoying, Steve convinces Al to join the diet, and persuades Peggy to quit.

3. But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy

Air Date: 1987-04-19

The Bundys and the Rhoades' hear of crime in the neighborhood. Al buys a gun, and the Rhoades' buy a dog. Al hears a noise and accidentally kills the dog, thinking it was a burglar.

4. Whose Room Is It Anyway

Air Date: 1987-04-26

Steve and Marcy plan on adding another room to their house with their tax refund. Al tries to coax Steve into building a pool room, while Peg and Marcy decide on an exercise room. Who will win?

5. Have You Driven a Ford Lately?

Air Date: 1987-05-03

Al and Steve draw closer together when they try to restore a 1965 Mustang. Peg and Marcy on the other hand can't stop from despising their husbands.

6. Sixteen Years and What Do You Get

Air Date: 1987-05-10

Al is unable to purchase a gift for Peg on their 16th wedding anniversary as his credit card seemed to be maxed out.

7. Married... without Children

Air Date: 1987-05-17

In an attempt to spice up their marriage, Al and Peg check in at a hotel, while Steve and Marcy babysit Bud and Kelly. The Rhoades' learn that babysitting the young Bundys is a mistake when the kids turn their home into a rioting party.

8. The Poker Game

Air Date: 1987-05-24

Al invites Steve to play poker, but Steve ends up losing his paycheck to Al. Afraid to tell Marcy the truth, Steve tries to convince Peggy to give him the check back.

9. Peggy Sue Got Work

Air Date: 1987-05-31

Peg wants a VCR and Al won't get it for her. She ends up working at a department store for money, which disrupts her and Al's relationship.

10. Al Loses His Cherry

Air Date: 1987-06-07

Al spends some time at Luke Ventura's apartment after running out from a fight with Peg.

11. Nightmare on Al's Street

Air Date: 1987-06-14

Steve is away on business and Marcy is having sexual fantasies with Al involuntarily. Marcy becomes so disgusted and she tells Peg, who tries to give her tips on how to avoid them.

12. Where's the Boss

Air Date: 1987-06-21

After thinking that his boss is dead, Al tries to find another job unless he gets some appreciation and credit for his work.

13. Johnny Be Gone

Air Date: 1987-06-28

Al and Peggy delay going to a closing of their favorite hamburger joint when Bud and Kelly run into a problem. Meanwhile, Steve and Marcy prepare a party for some executive big-shots.

1. Poppy's By the Tree (1)

Air Date: 1987-09-27

In the second season opener, the Bundys go to a sleazy, dumpy motel in Dumpwater Florida. Trouble head their way when an axe murderer, who hates tourists, arrives.

2. Poppy's By the Tree (2)

Air Date: 1987-09-27

Peg is kidnapped by the axe murderer and it's up to Al to save her.

3. If I Were a Rich Man

Air Date: 1987-10-04

Al and Steve visit the vault at Steve's bank and the next day, one million dollars is reported missing. Peg and the kids hear about it and worship Al thinking that he stole the money and that they are now a wealthy family.

4. Buck Can Do It

Air Date: 1987-10-11

One of the Bundys neighbors threaten to sue when Buck the dog mates with their dog, and asks the Bundys to neuter Buck, which Al refuses to do.

5. Girls Just Want to Have Fun (1)

Air Date: 1987-10-18

Marcy and Steve have a fight, which leads to Marcy joining Peggy and her friends going to a strip club, where Marcy accidentally loses her wedding ring ... down a stripper's pants.

6. Girls Just Want to Have Fun (2)

Air Date: 1987-10-18

A stripper shows up at Al's with Marcy's wedding ring. Al convinces Steve to make Marcy feel guilty about losing it, and confronts Peg about what she was doing at the strip club.

7. For Whom the Bell Tolls

Air Date: 1987-10-25

The phone company cuts off the phone service to the Bundy household after Al refuses to pay for a phone call he did not make. This annoys Peggy, Kelly, and the rest of the neighborhood.

8. Born to Walk

Air Date: 1987-11-01

Al fails his test for renewing his license on the same day Kelly gets hers.

9. Alley of the Dolls

Air Date: 1987-11-08

Peg meets and old rival from high school and their two families face off at a bowling match to see who the real loser is. With the Bundy team being one player short, Steve has to step in to help.

10. The Razor's Edge

Air Date: 1987-11-15

A fight with Marcy about his newly grown beard makes Steve spend a few nights at the Bundy household, which everyone is happy about, except Peggy and Marcy.

11. How do You Spell Revenge?

Air Date: 1987-11-22

Al tries to improve Peg's softball skills while Kelly's boyfriend asks her to prove her love to him by getting a tattoo.

12. Earth Angel

Air Date: 1987-12-06

Bud meets a 21 year old art student in the park and brings her to the Bundy household. Everybody seems to like her but Marcy, who plans to get rid of her.

13. You Better Watch Out

Air Date: 1987-12-20

This Christmas episode tells about Santa Claus, who is late showing up at the mall. His parachute doesn't open up and he falls off his sleigh and onto the Bundy property ... dead.

14. Guys and Dolls

Air Date: 1988-01-10

Al and Steve have to go out to the streets looking for Marcy's old Barbie doll, that they traded for two rare baseball cards, not knowing that Marcy wanted to keep the doll.

15. Build a Better Mousetrap

Air Date: 1988-01-24

A mouse finds its way into the Bundy home. Too manly and proud to hire an exterminator, Al sets on killing the mouse, even if it means he has to tear the house down and damage it to shreds.

16. Master the Possibilities

Air Date: 1988-02-07

When the mailman delivers a credit card pre-approved for Buck the Dog, the Bundys go on a spending spree.

17. Peggy Loves Al, Yeah Yeah, Yeah

Air Date: 1988-02-14

On Valentines day, Bud awaits his first valentine, Kelly has a load of valentines to choose from, Steve plans on taking Marcy to Hawaii, and Peg wants Al to say "I love you" to her.

18. The Great Escape

Air Date: 1988-02-21

The Bundy home is fumigated for termites, forcing the family to spend the night in the shoe store, where a grounded Kelly tends to sneak out to get to a rock concert.

19. Im-Po-Dent

Air Date: 1988-02-28

Marcy dents Steve's new Mercedes and heavily regrets it. Revenge brings Steve to claim she made him impotent and he uses her as his personal servant.

20. Just Married ... With Children

Air Date: 1988-03-06

Having filled in an application for the Rhoades' to be on a game show, Al and Peg appear on the game show for newlyweds - "How Do I Love Thee", portraying Steve and Marcy.

21. Father Lode

Air Date: 1988-03-13

Al tries to keep his race track winnings a secret, while Peg starts taking money from Al's wallet.

22. All in the Family

Air Date: 1988-05-01

Peg's hillbilly relatives from W* County pay a visit. Fighting uncles, singing triplet aunts, whose showbiz career is threatened by Al's inputs, and Al is trying all he can to watch the John Wayne film "Hondo."

1. He Thought He Could

Air Date: 1988-11-06

In the third season opener, Al learns that he has had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds the same fat librarian that was there in 1957.

2. I'm Going to Sweatland

Air Date: 1988-11-20

Peg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al's shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see it.

3. Poke High

Air Date: 1988-11-27

A high school football player is threatening to break the record Al set for Polk High.

4. The Camping Show

Air Date: 1988-12-11

A nice weekend away for the Rhoades' and the Bundys turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and Marcy all have their period at the same time, torturing the men.

5. A Dump of My Own

Air Date: 1989-01-08

Al plans on building his dream - an executive's type of bathroom in the garage.

6. Her Cups Runneth Over

Air Date: 1989-01-15

Al and Steve head off to a fancy boutique to get Peggy a new bra for her birthday.

7. The Bald and the Beautiful

Air Date: 1989-01-29

Steve fears he is losing his hair, and convinces Al that the same thing is happening to him.

8. The Gypsy Cried

Air Date: 1989-02-05

When a psychic's predictions all come true for Al, Peggy and Steve, Marcy fears that what the psychic told her will come true - her death.

9. Requiem for a Dead Barber

Air Date: 1989-02-12

Al grows his hair when his barber dies, and fears he is turning into a "sissy" just because he has to go to salons.

10. Eatin' Out

Air Date: 1989-02-19

The Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidentally forgets his wallet. It is up to Bud and Kelly to go back and get the wallet, but they decide to ditch their parents at the restaurant, unable to pay the bill.

11. My Mom, the Mom

Air Date: 1989-02-26

Peg goes to Kelly's school for mother-daughter day and talks about the joy of being a housewife, meanwhile Bud has to learn the value of a dollar after breaking the Rhoades' window.

12. Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me

Air Date: 1989-03-19

Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.

13. A Three Job, No Income Family

Air Date: 1989-03-19

Al gets a second job in an attempt to make more money than Peg after she starts earning money selling 'Patty Girl' cosmetics.

14. The Harder They Fall

Air Date: 1989-03-26

Steve gives a driver "the finger" and fears that the man will beat him up.

15. The House That Peg Lost

Air Date: 1989-04-09

Steve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for "Steves Roadhouse", Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades' home, and they have to spend a night at the Bundys - where Kelly is having a slumber party.

16. Married ... with Prom Queen (1)

Air Date: 1989-04-23

Al and Peggy go to their high school reunion. Peggy wants to be prom queen and she spent a lot of money calling old friends and buying new clothes to gain votes. But when she thinks she has the majority of the votes, her rival Connie Bender appears and surprises Peg with the fact that Connie is now in the lead to be prom queen.

17. Married ... with Prom Queen: the Sequel (2)

Air Date: 1989-04-30

Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election ... will she win?

18. The Dateless Amigo

Air Date: 1989-05-07

Bud tries to find a girl who will date him when both of his friends have dates.

19. The Computer Show

Air Date: 1989-05-14

Steve and Marcy convince Peggy to buy a computer for the family, but nobody uses it.

20. Life's a Beach

Air Date: 1989-05-21

When the family visit the beach, Al meets an ex-girlfriend and Bud and Kelly both look for dates.

21. Here's Lookin' at You, Kid

Air Date: 1989-05-21

When all the women in the neighborhood gets peeped on except Peggy, she gets really jealous and eventually puts out a ladder, milk, and cookies for the him. Meanwhile Al convinces Bud to stop fooling Kelly and actually help her with her studies.

1. Hot off the Grill

Air Date: 1989-09-03

Marcy's dead aunt's ashes end up in the Labor Day hamburgers.

2. Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics

Air Date: 1989-09-10

Peggy wins a free health week with the healthiest man in Chicago, but ends up converting him to her lifestyle, and he drops dead.

3. Buck Saves the Day

Air Date: 1989-09-24

Kelly and Bud try to raise money to got to a concert. Kelly's scheme involves playing poker against Peggy's friends and Bud makes Al take a bunch of kids camping.

4. Tooth or Consequences

Air Date: 1989-10-01

Al goes to Marcy's dentist and finds that he has a relationship with his assistant.

5. He Ain't Much, But He's Mine

Air Date: 1989-10-08

Peggy talks to a woman at a beauty parlor, and becomes convinced that Al is cheating on her, with that woman.

6. Fair Exchange

Air Date: 1989-10-29

The Bundys lets a foreign exchange student live in their home for the weekly $500 that the government will pay them, but the french girl ends up ruining Kelly's social life.

7. Desperately Seeking Miss October

Air Date: 1989-11-05

A Playboy model visits the shoe store and Al wants to find out which issue she is in, but Peggy sold his Playboy collection and Al has to convince her to get the magazines back.

8. 976-SHOE

Air Date: 1989-11-12

Steve risks his job when Al takes a $50,000 loan from Steve's bank to start a shoe hotline.

9. Oh, What a Feeling

Air Date: 1989-11-19

Al decides to get a new car, but finds out that Peggy spent all his saved up money, and he has to buy an old, used car.

10. At the Zoo

Air Date: 1989-11-26

Steve spends time at the zoo with the Bundys instead of looking for a job, which upsets Marcy.

11. It's a Bundyful Life (1)

Air Date: 1989-12-17

Al has finally saved up enough money to buy Christmas gifts for everyone, but a few late customers to the shoe store makes Al unable to get to the bank.

12. It's a Bundyful Life (2)

Air Date: 1989-12-17

Al gets a visit from a guardian angel and discovers what the Bundy household would look like if he was never born.

13. Who'll Stop the Rain

Air Date: 1990-01-07

Al's pride and "do-it-yourself" beliefs annoys the rest of the family when Al decides to fix the leaking roof himself.

14. A Taxing Problem

Air Date: 1990-01-14

After Peggy lied on the Bundy taxes, Al has to find a quick way to raise money for the audit, and when a couple offers good money for Peggy's hair, Al must find a way to convince her.

15. Rock and Roll Girl

Air Date: 1990-02-04

Kelly becomes a rock and roll singer with Bud as her agent.

16. You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em (1)

Air Date: 1990-02-11

Peggy takes Marcy on a trip to Las Vegas to get over her divorce from Steve.

17. You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em (2)

Air Date: 1990-02-18

Al, Bud and Kelly arrive in Las Vegas to find Peg and Marcy completely broke, and they must find a way to raise some money to get back home.

18. What Goes Around Came Around

Air Date: 1990-02-25

Bud tries to get revenge on a girl who humiliated him years ago.

19. Peggy Turns 300

Air Date: 1990-03-25

Al plans a special evening for Peggy's birthday by taking her out to the Bowlarama where he hopes to finally beat his arch rival's high game score. Al beats the score, but minutes later, Peggy bowls a perfect game, destroying Al's self-esteem.

20. Peggy Made a Little Lamb

Air Date: 1990-04-15

Peggy must repeat Home Ec class to get her high school diploma.

21. Rain Girl

Air Date: 1990-04-29

Kelly gets a new job as a weather girl at a local news station.

22. The Agony of De-Feet

Air Date: 1990-05-06

Al has to judge a beauty contest at the shoe store and has nightmares about feet. Meanwhile, Kelly tricks Bud and Marcy into thinking they slept with each other.

23. Yard Sale

Air Date: 1990-05-13

After discovering Peggy's latest purchases, Al throws a yard sale to get rid of a lot of the junk, but no one is interested.

1. We'll Follow the Sun

Air Date: 1990-09-23

The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day.

2. Al... with Kelly

Air Date: 1990-09-30

Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to Wanker County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to care for her for the entire week which interrupts Al's fantasies of being with two beautiful women.

3. Sue Casa, His Casa

Air Date: 1990-10-07

After Al decides he doesn't need insurance, Bud gets in an accident and they counter sue the other driver with Marcy as a witness.

4. The Unnatural

Air Date: 1990-10-14

Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.

5. The Dance Show

Air Date: 1990-10-21

Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing someone's husband - his.

6. Kelly Bounces Back

Air Date: 1990-10-28

Kelly auditions for a job as a spokesperson for the new Allante car.

7. Married ... with Aliens

Air Date: 1990-11-04

Al gets a visit from small green aliens who steal his socks.

8. Wabbit Season

Air Date: 1990-11-11

A rabbit destroys Al's fantasy of having a vegetable garden.

9. Do Ya Think I'm Sexy

Air Date: 1990-11-18

Al become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch.

10. One Down, Two to Go

Air Date: 1990-11-25

Kelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike.

11. And Baby Makes Money

Air Date: 1990-12-16

Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised $500,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him.

12. Married ... with Who

Air Date: 1991-01-06

Marcy wakes up after a drunken night and finds herself married to Jefferson.

13. The Godfather

Air Date: 1991-02-03

Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.

14. Look Who's Barking

Air Date: 1991-02-10

Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.

15. A Man's Castle

Air Date: 1991-02-17

Al is horrified when Peggy completely redecorates his bathroom, turning it pink.

16. All Night Security Dude

Air Date: 1991-02-24

Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis.

17. Oldies but Young 'Uns

Air Date: 1991-03-17

Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.

18. Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers

Air Date: 1991-03-24

Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.

19. Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?

Air Date: 1991-04-07

Al and Peggy take over Marcy's house when they go to watch a movie there. Meanwhile, Bud takes a girl to a concert and Kelly babysits a lot of horrible children.

20. Top of the Heap

Air Date: 1991-04-07

In a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to marry rich to get a better life and they go to a formal fund raiser to meet rich women.

21. You Better Shop Around (1)

Air Date: 1991-04-14

Al buys a cheap old air conditioner which leads to a massive blackout in the entire neighborhood, forcing the Bundy's to move into a supermarket.

22. You Better Shop Around (2)

Air Date: 1991-04-21

The Bundys and the D'Arcys face off to see who can spend the $1,000 shopping spree first. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly bother celebrity Jerry Mathers who judges the contest.

23. Route 666 (1)

Air Date: 1991-04-28

The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help.

24. Route 666 (2)

Air Date: 1991-05-05

The Bundys and the D'Arcys face the effects of greed as they discover a gold mine in the desert.

25. Buck the Stud

Air Date: 1991-05-19

A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if they allow Buck to breed with his dog.

1. She's Having My Baby (1)

Air Date: 1991-09-08

Marcy and Peggy discover they are both pregnant, to Jefferson's joy and Al's horror.

2. She's Having My Baby (2)

Air Date: 1991-09-15

Al runs off to a bus station to escape Peggy's constant demands, and Jefferson does the same by running away from Marcy.

3. If Al Had a Hammer

Air Date: 1991-09-22

Al builds a private room for himself, using the Bundy hammer. Meanwhile, Bud starts going by "Grandmaster B," but nobody can remember his nickname right.

4. Cheese, Cues and Blood

Air Date: 1991-09-29

In order to earn money for a competition, Kelly hustle men for money by playing pool.

5. Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places

Air Date: 1991-10-06

Peggy and Marcy go out on a journey to buy back all of Marcy's childhood furniture, which Jefferson sold.

6. Buck Has a Belly Ache

Air Date: 1991-10-13

Peggy gets jealous of Buck when the family pay him all the attention, and she flees home to W* County.

7. If I Could See Me Now

Air Date: 1991-10-27

Bud and Kelly convince Al to get glasses after a few minor accidents.

8. God's Shoes

Air Date: 1991-11-06

After having a vision of God, Al starts building the perfect shoes.

9. Kelly Does Hollywood (1)

Air Date: 1991-11-10

Kelly gets her own talk show and the other networks become interested in it.

10. Kelly Does Hollywood (2)

Air Date: 1991-11-17

Kelly goes to Hollywood, but her show gets slaughtered by the censors.

11. Al Bundy, Shoe Dick

Air Date: 1991-11-24

Al gets a job as a private detective and is framed for murder.

12. So This is How Sinatra Felt

Air Date: 1991-12-01

Peggy thinks Al is having an affair, so she sends the kids to spy on him.

13. I Who Have Nothing

Air Date: 1991-12-22

Al discovers that he truly has no possessions of his own, and decides to get back one of the things that truly meant a lot to him - his championship game ball.

14. The Mystery of Skull Island

Air Date: 1992-01-05

Bud dates an extreme sporter and the D'Arcys play a relationship board game with Peggy and Al.

15. Just Shoe It

Air Date: 1992-01-19

Al gets to star in an athletic shoe commericial.

16. Rites of Passage

Air Date: 1992-02-09

In traditional male Bundy bonding, Al takes Bud to the nudie bar on his 18th birthday.

17. The Egg and I

Air Date: 1992-02-16

Steve Rhoades returns to reclaim his wife, but is shocked to find out that Marcy remarried. The Bundys argue whether friendship is more important than money when they find out that Steve is on the run from the police for stealing a rare egg from a national park.

18. My Dinner with Anthrax

Air Date: 1992-02-23

Bud wins a ""Dinner with Anthrax"" contest and sends away Al and Peg on a timeshare vacation to Florida while Anthrax visit the house.

19. Psychic Avengers

Air Date: 1992-03-01

Jefferson lets Al in on his psychic phone scam but the Bundys soon take over the business.

20. Hi I.Q.

Air Date: 1992-03-22

Bud is suspicious when Kelly is invited to a party for smart people.

21. Teacher Pets

Air Date: 1992-04-05

Bud juggles two women at once, one being Miss McGowen, his English teacher. Meanwhile, the family ignores Peggy when she is sick and Al gets free pizza by attending children's birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese.

22. The Goodbye Girl

Air Date: 1992-04-19

Kelly gets a job at an amusement park. Meanwhile, Al takes a personal vacation - in the Bundy living room.

23. The Gas Station Show

Air Date: 1992-04-26

Al must work at a gas station after Peggy and the kids buy too much junk food, which Al cannot pay for, so he has to work off his debt.

24. England Show (1)

Air Date: 1992-05-03

The Bundys win a free trip to England, but the villagers of Lower Uncton, England, want to get rid of all male Bundys in the world to break a curse cast upon their village.

25. England Show (2)

Air Date: 1992-05-10

The Bundys spend a day shopping in England before finally going to Lower Uncton, not knowing what awaits them.

26. England Show (3)

Air Date: 1992-05-17

Al has to joust for his and his family's life in a medieval tournament in Lower Uncton.

1. Magnificent Seven

Air Date: 1992-09-13

Al is shocked about having another kid when Peggy's relatives leave their five-year-old son Seven in the Bundy home.

2. T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp

Air Date: 1992-09-20

Kelly has to walk through the wilderness after dumping her boyfriend in the forest. Al and Peg try to talk their marriage alive, but without success. Bud dates a girl with the measles.

3. Every Bundy Has a Birthday

Air Date: 1992-09-27

Peggy discovers that Seven does not know when his birthday is, and the family decides to celebrate him... on Al's birthday.

4. Al on the Rocks

Air Date: 1992-10-04

Al has to take a job as a topless bartender to pay for Seven's doctor bill, but Peggy fears that Bud and Kelly might make Seven sick, and kicks them out of the house.

5. What I Did for Love

Air Date: 1992-10-11

Peggy tries to make Al more interested in having sex with her by purchasing new dresses, unsucessfully.

6. Frat Chance

Air Date: 1992-10-25

Bud starts his own fraternity to get women.

7. The Chicago Wine Party

Air Date: 1992-11-01

The Bundys vote against a two cent beer tax.

8. Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Air Date: 1992-11-08

Al makes Kelly get a job, so she becomes a waitress.

9. Rock of Ages

Air Date: 1992-11-15

Al and the family try to sneak into the first class lounge by dressing up like rock stars.

10. Death of a Shoe Salesman

Air Date: 1992-11-22

Al buys a cemetery plot so that he will be buried next to a western movie star and a mule. But Peggy feels excluded.

11. The Old College Try

Air Date: 1992-12-13

Bud gets a huge money grant to go to college, but Al and Peggy spend it all on items for themselves.

12. Christmas

Air Date: 1992-12-20

Al remembers how the Bundys celebrated Christmas over the years.

13. Wedding Show

Air Date: 1993-01-10

Al becomes frustrated when Peggy can't decide what to wear to a family wedding. Meanwhile, Bud gets to know the bride and Kelly spends time with the bridesmaids.

14. It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This

Air Date: 1993-01-24

Peggy and Marcy ruin Al's fishing trip by constantly fighting. Meanwhile, Jefferson and the kids spend Marcy's money.

15. Heels on Wheels

Air Date: 1993-02-07

Kelly buys a motorcycle, which upsets the rest of the family who find it unsafe.

16. Mr. Empty Pants

Air Date: 1993-02-14

Peggy creates a cartoon character named Mr. Empty Pants, who bears a strange resemblance to Al.

17. You Can't Miss

Air Date: 1993-02-21

Bud appears on a game show for single men. Meanwhile, Al and Peg don't sleep for days and Kelly fears that there is a conspiracy against her.

18. Peggy and the Pirates

Air Date: 1993-02-28

Peggy tells Seven a fantasy store about pirates and beautiful princesses.

19. Go for the Old

Air Date: 1993-03-14

Al competes in an athletic championship for seniors.

20. Un-Alful Entry

Air Date: 1993-03-28

Al ends up being sued by a burglar after Al punches him while he breaks into the Bundy house.

21. Movie Show

Air Date: 1993-04-11

The Bundys go to the movie theater for Kelly's birthday and they see her boyfriend with another woman.

22. 'Til Death Do Us Part

Air Date: 1993-04-25

Al's lack of performance in the bedroom makes him the laugh of the town, so Al sets his mind on getting back in shape.

23. Tis Time to Smell the Roses

Air Date: 1993-05-02

Al plans on retiring early, but Peggy spends too much money shopping and he must get a job at Homeplate Athletic Shoes.

24. Old Insurance Dodge

Air Date: 1993-05-09

Al tries to scam the insurance company when the Dodge is stolen.

25. The Wedding Repercussions

Air Date: 1993-05-16

Bud's cousin shows up angry after finding out that someone slept with his wife before their wedding... not knowing that that person is Bud.

26. The Proposition

Air Date: 1993-05-23

Al's old girlfriend wants to buy Al from Peggy for $500,000.

1. A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?

Air Date: 1993-09-05

When Al and Peggy go to a basketball game, Peggy switches seats with Al and her seat is chosen for a $10,000 free throw contest.

2. Hood 'n the Boyz

Air Date: 1993-09-12

Al helps his childhood girlfriend deal with a young tough guy and his gang.

3. Proud to Be Your Bud?

Air Date: 1993-09-19

The family thinks Bud is insane when they overhear him talking to himself in his room.

4. Luck of the Bundys

Air Date: 1993-09-26

When the Bundys start having good luck, Al remembers the Bundy Curse and realizes he is doomed.

5. Banking on Marcy

Air Date: 1993-10-03

Marcy tries to imagine being in the bedroom to improve her ability to speak in front of large audiences, but her fantasies tend to go a little too wild.

6. No Chicken, No Check

Air Date: 1993-10-10

Kelly and Bud buy a car to share, but sharing a car leads to fighting, and the Bundy children has to double date.

7. Take My Wife, Please

Air Date: 1993-10-24

While Bud, Kelly and Peggy spend the night impersonating the Village People at the D'Arcy's Halloween party, the Grim Reaper visits Al.

8. Scared Single

Air Date: 1993-11-07

Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy.

9. NO MA'AM

Air Date: 1993-11-14

Women take over the nudie bar and the bowling alley, so Al starts an organization called ""NO MA'AM.""

10. Dances with Weezy

Air Date: 1993-11-21

Peggy and Marcy make Al and Jefferson abandon their plans of going to a new sports bar to instead go see The Jeffersons live.

11. Change for a Buck

Air Date: 1993-11-28

Buck runs away from home and ends up at a dog pound.

12. A Little off the Top

Air Date: 1993-12-12

Al ends up being circumcised after the surgeons misread the doctor's instructions.

13. The Worst Noel

Air Date: 1993-12-19

Kelly and Bud try to sneak a jukebox, their Christmas present for Al and Peggy, into the house on Christmas Eve while Al and Peggy argue over channel surfing.

14. Sofa So Good

Air Date: 1994-01-16

While Al and Peggy are away at a family reunion, Kelly's boyfriend ruins Peggy's couch. Bud and Kelly have to find a new couch similar to the one they had.

15. Honey, I Blew Up Myself

Air Date: 1994-01-23

Al is annoyed when the mall hangs a billboard sized picture of Peggy next to the shoe store.

16. How Green was My Apple

Air Date: 1994-02-06

A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families.

17. Valentine's Day Massacre

Air Date: 1994-02-13

Bud tries to find an old valentine, whose letter Kelly forgot to give him years ago. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy.

18. Get Outta Dodge

Air Date: 1994-02-20

Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find Waldo.

19. Field of Screams

Air Date: 1994-02-27

Al's high school football field will be destroyed for an auto shop, so he protests. Meanwhile, Kelly tests a new bug spray on Bud and Buck, which has unwanted effects.

20. The D'Arcy Files

Air Date: 1994-03-20

Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy.

21. Nooner or Nothing

Air Date: 1994-04-10

Peggy must convince Al to come home for a “nooner” in order to win a big radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly wait in a very long line to buy concert tickets.

22. Ride Scare

Air Date: 1994-04-24

Al's carpool, consisting of him and three models, is chosen to promote a campaign to clean up Chicago.

23. The Legend of Ironhead Haynes

Air Date: 1994-05-01

Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to ""No Ma'am"" seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead Haynes, and seek his advice.

24. Assault and Batteries

Air Date: 1994-05-08

When Al tries to change some batteries, the computer locks him inside a store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud celebrate Buck's birthday.

25. Al Goes Deep

Air Date: 1994-05-15

Al convinces Jefferson to bet on a football game, but the star of the football team starts dating Kelly, and it interrupts his training.

26. Kelly Knows Something

Air Date: 1994-05-22

Al teaches Kelly about sports, so she can be on a sports trivia game show.

1. Shoeway to Heaven

Air Date: 1994-09-04

After finding a box of old shoes, Al and Jefferson turn the shoe store into a 70's themed retro shoe store.

2. Driving Mr. Boondy

Air Date: 1994-09-11

Al must renew his drivers license... and Bud is his driving instructor.

3. Kelly Breaks Out

Air Date: 1994-09-18

Kelly's zit ruins her beer commercial.

4. Naughty but Niece

Air Date: 1994-09-25

Bud needs some quite time to study for an exam, but ends up spending the night with Marcy's niece Amber.

5. Business Sucks (1)

Air Date: 1994-10-02

NO MA'AM counter-protests against Marcy and company when Al banishes a customer for nursing her baby. Meanwhile, train accidents delay Peggy's trip home.

6. Business Still Sucks (2)

Air Date: 1994-10-09

Al turns the store into a man's shoe store in an attempt to get rid of the women.

7. Dial B for Virgin

Air Date: 1994-10-16

Bud gets assigned to the Virgin hotline, but has problems doing his duties. Al and Peggy have problems deciding what movie to rent at the video store.

8. Sleepless in Chicago

Air Date: 1994-10-23

Al has to lie in bed next to Marcy while Jefferson switches Marcy's valuable Barbie doll, that Jefferson just bought her, for a regular one.

9. No Pot to Pease In

Air Date: 1994-11-06

Kelly reveals a bit too much about her family when she auditions for a part in a sitcom, and the producers base the new sitcom on the Bundy household.

10. Dud Bowl

Air Date: 1994-11-13

Al's high school plays a football game against their rival school.

11. A Man for No Seasons

Air Date: 1994-11-27

When the national baseball league go on a strike, NO MA'AM organizes their own league sponsored by nudie bars.

12. I Want My Psycho Dad (1)

Air Date: 1994-12-11

Al's organization, NO MA'AM, leads a strike when Al's favorite show, Psycho Dad, is cancelled.

13. I Want My Psycho Dad (2)

Air Date: 1994-12-18

Thanks to Jefferson, Al gets to talk to the U.S. Senate about Psycho Dad's cancellation.

14. The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked

Air Date: 1995-01-08

Peggy and her friends join the men at a visit to the nudie bar to find out why the men spend so much time there. Meanwhile, Kelly gets a part in a weight loss commercial.

15. Kelly Takes a Shot

Air Date: 1995-01-15

Kelly must learn how to fire a bow in order to get a part in a commercial.

16. Get the Dodge Outta Hell

Air Date: 1995-02-05

On their way to W* County, the Bundys stop at the car wash, where their Dodge disappears.

17. 25 Years and What Do You Get?

Air Date: 1995-02-12

Al's in trouble when Buck buries his anniversary gift for Peggy in the backyard.

18. Ship Happens (1)

Air Date: 1995-02-19

The Bundys and D'Arcys go on a Caribbean cruise.

19. Ship Happens (2)

Air Date: 1995-02-26

The Bundys' and D'Arcy's Caribbean cruise is ruined when the ship sinks.

20. Something Larry This Way Comes

Air Date: 1995-03-12

Al is all excited when Kelly's acting instructor Larry Storch is coming to the house.

21. And Bingo was Her Game-O

Air Date: 1995-03-26

Peggy wins $10,000 playing Bingo. Meanwhile, NO MA'AM chooses their official beer.

22. User Friendly

Air Date: 1995-04-09

While Al and his friends tries to find out what a light switch in the Bundy house do, Bud experiences cyber sex... with Amber.

23. Pump Fiction

Air Date: 1995-04-30

Al and Kelly make a short film about shoes, and they end up getting $10,000 dollars to produce another one.

24. Radio Free Trumaine

Air Date: 1995-05-07

In an attempt for a spinoff, we follow the lives of DJs Oliver Cole and Mark Campbell at a local radio station at Bud's college. Oliver and Mark risk being expelled for revealing the truth about dean Steve Rhoades' past.

25. Shoeless Al

Air Date: 1995-05-14

Al can't wear shoes because of his phony lawsuit against the mall.

26. The Undergraduate

Air Date: 1995-05-21

A twelve year old boy with a crush on Kelly gets her to go to his junior prom with him.

1. Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

Air Date: 1995-09-17

Al is excited when Bud decides to move out, but a bit disappointed when Bud moves back in to the basement, and even more horrified when Peg's mother comes to live with them after splitting up with Peg's father.

2. A Shoe Room with a View

Air Date: 1995-09-24

When Al suggests an aerobics studio for the open lot next door, he puts peep holes in the wall, but all of the students are fat.

3. Requiem for a Dead Briard

Air Date: 1995-10-01

Buck dies and is reassigned to the Bundys in the form of a puppy, Lucky.

4. Reverend Al

Air Date: 1995-10-08

Al becomes a priest when NO MA'AM forms its own church to avoid a beer tax.

5. How Bleen was My Kelly

Air Date: 1995-10-15

While researching for her new part of playing a scientist, Kelly discovers the new color bleen. Al finds that bleen grows hair.

6. The Weaker Sex

Air Date: 1995-10-22

Al says he thinks women are weak when Peggy and Marcy begin taking a self defense class. But a newscrew labels Al as weak when Peggy punches a man trying to steal Al's wallet.

7. Flight of the Bumblebee

Air Date: 1995-10-29

To join NO MA'AM, Bud must get his picture taken with wrestler King Kong Bundy.

8. Blonde and Blonder

Air Date: 1995-11-05

At their high school reunion, Kelly and her best friends compete for the rich nerd whom Kelly teased in high school. Meanwhile, Marcy's bank holds a ""Guns for Toys"" drive.

9. The Two That Got Away

Air Date: 1995-11-19

Al and Jefferson's fishing lodge is taken away by a famous actress, but Jefferson plots revenge, and a small fortune, when they find out that they unknowingly took a nude picture of the actress. Kelly and Bud try to get Lucky a part in a dog food commercial.

10. Dud Bowl II

Air Date: 1995-11-26

Marcy tries to do her best to stop it when her bank wants to dedicate a scoreboard at Polk High... to Al.

11. Bearly Men

Air Date: 1995-12-03

Al and Bud go hunting with Peggy's dad so that he well get back together with her mother.

12. Love Conquers Al

Air Date: 1995-12-10

Al, Peggy, and her parents go to a marriage retreat and water park to get her parents back together. Meanwhile, Kelly has a guy she likes, Carlos, who agrees to date her if Bud can amuse his sister.

13. I Can't Believe It's Butter

Air Date: 1995-12-17

Al's friends get addicted to calling a woman named Butter at a 1-900 phone sex line, but Al finds out that the woman is Peg's mother.

14. The Hood, The Bud and the Kelly (1)

Air Date: 1996-01-07

Bud borrows money from the mob for Kelly's exercise video, but when she has a disagreement with the male lead in the video the mob says they will kill Bud if the video isn't finished. Meanwhile, Al and Jefferson try to install a satellite dish.

15. The Hood, The Bud and the Kelly (2)

Air Date: 1996-01-14

Bud has until 5:00 PM to finish the video, but Kelly keeps having fights with the other person in the video. Meanwhile, Peggy and Marcy think Al and Jefferson can't figure out the satellite dish, but they are really hiding from their wives on the roof.

16. Calendar Girl

Air Date: 1996-02-04

Al convinces Bud to make a calendar with beautiful women in order to win a rivalry.

17. The Agony and the Extra C

Air Date: 1996-02-11

On their anniversary, Jefferson plans to surprise Marcy with a tattoo, but the tattoo artist accidently writes ""I LOVE MARY"".

18. Spring Break (1)

Air Date: 1996-02-18

During Spring Break, Kelly and friends seduce Bud and friends' airline tickets and hotel reservations at Fort Lauderdale. Al, Jefferson, and Griff go to Fort Lauderdale to judge a bikini contest. When Marcy sees Jefferson and Al on a Spring Break TV special, she heads out to Fort Lauderdale with Bud and friends.

19. Spring Break (2)

Air Date: 1996-02-25

When Al finds that the bikini competition Jefferson is judging has a $10,000 prize, he has Kelly enter and Griff and him become judges to pick Kelly. When, Marcy, Bud, and friends finally arrive at Fort Lauderdale, she tries to ruin Al's scheme.

20. Turning Japanese

Air Date: 1996-03-17

Marcy tries to convince Al to sell his Dodge to Marcy's boss, a big collector of classic cars.

21. Al Goes to the Dogs

Air Date: 1996-03-24

Al's construction of a dog house for Lucky is constantly abrupted when a building instructor hired by Marcy complains about every little detail.

22. Enemies

Air Date: 1996-04-14

In another spinoff attempt, Kelly ends up in the middle of a couple.

23. Bud Hits the Books

Air Date: 1996-04-28

Sex gets in the way of Bud studying for his finals, and he risks being expelled when he is caught in the school library.

24. Kiss of the Coffee Woman

Air Date: 1996-05-05

Al and Marcy are angry when they find Kelly and Jefferson must kiss for a coffee commercial.

25. Torch Song Duet

Air Date: 1996-05-19

Al helps Griff win a trip to Atlanta for the Olympic games by helping him answer questions on a radio sports quiz.

26. The Joke's on Al

Air Date: 1996-05-19

An old friend of Peggy's comes to seduce Al and he plays along since he thinks it is one of Jefferson's practical jokes.

1. Twisted

Air Date: 1996-09-28

The neighbors take refuge from a twister.

2. Children of the Corns

Air Date: 1996-10-05

Al and Griff blackmail Gary, because of a bad promotion contest, when they find the shoes from the shoe store are made by children in sweatshops. Meanwhile, Peggy wins a microwave and Kelly and her try to hide it from Al.

3. Kelly's Gotta Habit

Air Date: 1996-10-12

Kelly must sign a morals clause when she gets a commercial part playing a nun. Meanwhile, Al gets to be on Cops as Officer Dan's partner.

4. Requiem for a Chevyweight (1)

Air Date: 1996-11-10

Al's Dodge starts sputtering so he sends the rest of the family to find a fuel pump for it while he recalls the good old days in his Dodge.

5. Requiem for a Chevyweight (2)

Air Date: 1996-11-17

Al buries the Dodge and leases a new sports car. Meanwhile, Peggy digs up the Dodge so she can sell the engine.

6. A Bundy Thanksgiving

Air Date: 1996-11-24

Al goes to look for his aunt's pie, but finds she is dead.

7. The Juggs Have Left the Building

Air Date: 1996-12-01

Peggy and Kelly both enter a singing contest when they are on vacation in Missouri.

8. God Help Ye Merry Bundymen

Air Date: 1996-12-22

Al and Griff are fired during the holidays and have to take small jobs in the mall. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud swipe biblical figures from the D'Arcys' nativity scene and Peggy enters the neighborhood Christmas decoration contest.

9. Crimes Against Obesity

Air Date: 1996-12-29

Al is sued by all of the overweight women he has insulted in the past, and they hold a trial in the shoe store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud tint the windows on Al's car for his birthday gift.

10. The Stepford Peg

Air Date: 1997-01-06

When Peggy gets amnesia, Al turns her into the perfect wife, which makes everyone happy, except Marcy.

11. Bud on the Side

Air Date: 1997-01-13

After Al tells Bud to lower his standards in women, Bud starts dating Al's boss Gary.

12. Grime and Punishment

Air Date: 1997-01-20

Bud asks Al to repair the basement after Al starts charging him rent. When Al refuses, Bud calls a health inspector who makes Al live in the basement after it is deemed uninhabitable.

13. TRASH

Air Date: 1997-01-27

Seeking regular meals, Al and Griff join the army, but end up having to help with a garbage strike.

14. Breaking up is Easy to Do (1)

Air Date: 1997-02-24

Al and Peggy split up after seeing a marriage counselor. Kelly must learn to box to get a part in a movie.

15. Breaking up is Easy to Do (2)

Air Date: 1997-02-24

Al moves into a room in the airport. Meanwhile, Peggy finds a new boyfriend.

16. Breaking up is Easy to Do (3)

Air Date: 1997-03-03

Kelly and Bud finds that Peggy's new boyfriend will force them to work if he marries Peggy.

17. Live Nude Peg

Air Date: 1997-03-10

A disguised Peggy starts dancing at the nudie bar, and Al loves her character, not knowing that it is Peggy.

18. A Babe in Toyland

Air Date: 1997-03-17

Kelly guest appears on a kiddie show, but ends up taking over the entire show. Al and Peggy get twin beds.

19. Birthday Boy Toy

Air Date: 1997-03-31

Marcy gets Jefferson a membership to the health club and he becomes a spectacle there. Meanwhile, Bud directs when Al and Kelly star in a commercial for the shoe store.

20. Lez Be Friends

Air Date: 1997-04-10

Marcy becomes jealous when her lesbian cousin, Mandy, comes to visit.

21. Damn Bundys

Air Date: 1997-04-28

Al makes a pact with the devil and gets to play for the Chicago Bears.

22. The Desperate Half-Hour

Air Date: 1997-05-05

Bud's pen-pal from prison and her boyfriend pay a visit to the Bundy household and takes the family hostage, but Kelly ends up falling in love with the boyfriend.

23. How to Marry a Moron