The New Dick Van Dyke Show

1. Smoke Rings

Air Date: 1971-09-18

A chimp who blows smoke rings appears on Dick's talk show; Dick smokes along with the chimp on air. After the show, Dick realizes he is hooked on smoking again and solicits help from his wife and family, also struggling with the habit.

2. A Star Ain't Born

Air Date: 1971-09-25

Dick gets invited to Hollywood for a screen test to become a star on a new TV show. Dick prepares for the test but doubts his ability to become a star.

3. Mid-term Dinner

Air Date: 1971-10-02

4. Everything from 'A to Z'

Air Date: 1971-10-09

5. The Tennis Pro

Air Date: 1971-10-16

6. A House Is Not a Home, Yet

Air Date: 1971-10-23

7. The Replacement

Air Date: 1971-10-30

8. Queasy Rider

Air Date: 1971-11-06

9. The Storm

Air Date: 1971-11-13

10. The Conductor and the Lady

Air Date: 1971-11-20

11. Off and Running

Air Date: 1971-11-27

12. Room with a View

Air Date: 1971-12-04

13. Linda, Linda, Linda

Air Date: 1971-12-11

An ever-helpful Dick promises a young starlet a world record. To Jenny's dismay, the record is for the longest TV kiss.

14. Pepito from Mexico

Air Date: 1971-12-18

15. Bernie Did It

Air Date: 1972-01-01

16. Annie Get Your Bike

Air Date: 1972-01-08

17. What Is Your Husband Doing Tomorrow?

Air Date: 1972-01-15

18. The Birth

Air Date: 1972-01-22

Already nervous about impending fatherhood Dick is concerned when wife brings home Debbie, a pregnant hitchhiker.

19. The Split

Air Date: 1972-01-29

Dick plays marriage counselor when Bernie and Carol split up over the issue of having children.

20. The Harry Award

Air Date: 1972-02-05

21. People's Choice

Air Date: 1972-02-12

22. After the Ball Is Over

Air Date: 1972-02-19

Mike's ex-husband returns. Is he really reformed?

23. Running Bear and Moskowitz

Air Date: 1972-02-26

24. The Telethon

Air Date: 1972-03-04

When the talent for the television station's telethon doesn't show up, it's up to Dick and the gang to carry it off.

25. Sobriety Test

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Dick agrees to a drinking test for his show, that shows the evils of drinking, but while under the influence he says a few things about marriage that Jenny does not find funny

26. The Former Preston

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27. Guess Who's Coming to Seder

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28. Headaches

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29. Bernie's House

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When the house next to the Preston's comes up for sale, it's hard for them to admit they don't want Bernie and Carol to buy it.

30. The Game

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Bernie comes up with a game show he is sure will be a winner for the network, if he can only sell the idea.

1. The Former Mr. Preston

Air Date: 1972-09-17

2. The Needle

Air Date: 1972-09-24

While preparing for his cousin's wedding Dick accidentally sits on a needle. Extracted in a vehicle on the way to the marriage site the result leads to Dick subbing for the matron of honor.

3. The Great Prestoni

Air Date: 1972-10-01

4. Sobriety Test

Air Date: 1972-10-08

5. Bernie's House

Air Date: 1972-10-15

Bernie and Carol Davis are looking to buy a new home and learn the house next to the Prestons is for sale. Dick and Jenny like their friends but don't necessarily want them as neighbors so they try to secretly sabotage the sale.

6. Headaches

Air Date: 1972-10-22

7. The Game

Air Date: 1972-11-05

Bernie thinks he has come up with an exciting new game show. But when the film a test episode a number of problems surface.

8. Who Do You Want to Be?

Air Date: 1972-11-12

9. Chef Mike

Air Date: 1972-11-19

Mike does so well as a guest chef on the local cooking show that she's given permanent hosting duty. However, her cooking abilities are much more limited than she's led the show runner to believe.

10. Ashes and Urns

Air Date: 1972-11-26

Dick's mother brings her father's ashes over to the house so they can scatter them according to his wishes. But somehow during the night, the ashes disappear

11. Old Dick and Jenny

Air Date: 1972-12-03

Dick and Jenny start to feel old when they think of their child growing up. The Prestons worry increases when they realize many couples in their age group are divorcing.

12. Big Time Baby

Air Date: 1972-12-10

13. Blood Is Thicker Than Oatmeal

Air Date: 1972-12-17

14. The Jailbird

Air Date: 1972-12-24

On his way home on Christmas Day, Dick gets caught speeding and doesn't have enough money to get out of jail. When he calls Bernie to bail him out, he too gets a speeding ticket.

15. Dick and the Baby

Air Date: 1973-01-07

Dick is left in charge of the baby while Jenny and Annie are out of town, but then forgets Chrissy at the grocery store.

16. My Friend, the Public Enemy: Part 1

Air Date: 1973-01-14

17. My Friend, The Public Enemy: Part 2

Air Date: 1973-01-21

18. Pot Luck

Air Date: 1973-01-28

19. The 10th Honeymoon

Air Date: 1973-02-04

20. Will Baby Make Three?

Air Date: 1973-02-18

21. The Power Of The Bleep

Air Date: 1973-02-25

22. You Gotta Have Class

Air Date: 1973-03-04

23. Big Brother Is Watching You

Air Date: 1973-03-18

24. Guess Who's Coming To Seder

Air Date: 1973-03-25

1. Those Who Care

Air Date: 1973-09-10

2. Dennis Takes a Wife

Air Date: 1973-09-17

3. One of the Boys

Air Date: 1973-09-24

Dick takes stock of his life and concludes he doesn't have enough male time. Dick decides to join the guys for their weekly poker game but winning and losing amongst friends leads to hard feelings.

4. Dick in Deutsch

Air Date: 1973-10-01

Dick receives the unpleasant news he's wanted for an legal matter in Germany. Dick explains to his friends how a free trip to Europe took an unexpected directio, landing him in trouble.

5. Mrs. Ferguson

Air Date: 1973-10-08

A fan of Dick's character has a difficult time distinguishing between his actual life and his television one.

6. I'll Cry Today

Air Date: 1973-10-15

Dick reschedules a dentist appointment to babysit so Jenny can go on a job interview.

7. The Young Surgeons

Air Date: 1973-10-22

Dick recalls the time he had a small role on Medical Center, in which he played a doctor, and how bad he was in it.

8. She Kisses Like a Dead Mackerel

Air Date: 1973-10-29

A columnist reports that temperamental actress Margot Brighton has less than ideal kissing skills. Margot decides Dick and Jenny are responsible for the information and they feel her wrath.

9. Preston al Naturale

Air Date: 1973-11-12

An Italian director mmets Dick and thinks he would be perfect as the lead in his film. Dick is excited about the possibility until the script reveals he'll have a nude scene with a beautiful actress.

10. Turning Pro

Air Date: 1973-11-19

11. Exit Laughing

Air Date: 1973-11-26

Dick's favorite uncle, the black sheep of the family, drops in for an unexpected visit and unexpectedly drops dead. Twice. Dick arranges the "fun funeral" his uncle requested. Solid performances from the regular cast and guest stars.

12. What Your Best Friend Doesn't Know

Air Date: 1973-12-03

13. Mr. Dazzle

Air Date: 1973-12-17

14. He Who Steals My Friends

Air Date: 1973-12-31

Dick and Jenny are happy to introduce their new friends the Eliots to neighbors the Richardsons. But the Prestons become much less glad when it appears the other couples are socializing without Dick and Jenny.

15. The Back Break Kid

Air Date: 1974-01-07

Dick hurts his back doing a stunt with a young actor Tash who is trying to prove how virile he is.

16. Balzac, Come Home

Air Date: 1974-01-14

17. The Hickey

Air Date: 1974-01-21

18. House Guests

Air Date: 1974-01-28

19. The Pregnancy

Air Date: 1974-02-11

20. Man of Medicine

Air Date: 1974-02-18

21. Commercial Housewives

Air Date: 1974-02-25

TV commercial producer Herbie Vincent overhears Jenny and Connie rave about a product. He asks the two friends to repeat the endorsement for a television commercial he's creating.

22. A Fake Matisse Is Better Than a Real Anzelowitz

Air Date: 1974-03-04

23. We Met at Mama Lombardi's

Air Date: 1974-03-11

24. Lt. Preston of the 4th Cavalry

Air Date: 1974-03-18