Fugget About It
When New York mafia caporegime Jimmy Falcone kills his mob boss, he and his family enter the Witness Protection Program and move to the small, snowy town of Regina, Saskatchewan.
Seasons
1. Hate Crime Legislation is for Pussies
Air Date: 2012-09-07
Jimmy and Cheech take Petey to a boxing gym to "learn a few moves". After Petey enters a real fight, McCool warns Jimmy the publicity could put their witness protection in jeopardy.
2. The Full Mountie
Air Date: 2012-09-14
McCool takes on extra jobs to pay back a gambling debt to Jimmy.
3. Screw You, Mr. Wonderful
Air Date: 2012-09-21
Jimmy becomes jealous when Petey befriends a wealthy businessman. Gina convinces Theresa to pose as her mother to collect a baby bonus check.
4. The Man With No Ass
Air Date: 2012-09-28
Jimmy and McCool compete to prove who is the better man. Petey seeks Theresa's advice to get girls.
5. Cousin Sammy Dies in the End
Air Date: 2012-10-05
When the mob orders a hit on Jimmy's cousin, he arranges for him to join him in witness protection in Saskatchewan.
6. Rainbows and Painted Hos
Air Date: 2012-10-12
Cookie throws Jimmy out after his insensitivity crosses a line. Gina reacts with anger when her siblings won't play with her.
7. Chokin' and Tokin' in the Queen City
Air Date: 2012-10-19
After a near-death experience, Jimmy becomes a vigilante to make up for his past bad deeds.
8. Al Capone Wears Ladies Underwear
Air Date: 2012-10-26
Jimmy and Cheech take Gina to nearby Moose Jaw to search for Al Capone's hidden vault. Theresa is rejected by a blind classmate who can't see how hot she is.
9. Petey Gets God'd
Air Date: 2012-11-02
Petey discovers God when Jimmy sets him up with a hooker.
10. The Oracle of Vagina
Air Date: 2012-11-09
Jimmy helps Cookie open a fortune-telling business, then has to make all her "predictions" come true.
11. The Horny Bastard
Air Date: 2012-11-16
Jimmy opens Regina's first strip joint, but is shocked when his daughter starts working there as a stripper.
12. Sex on Ice
Air Date: 2012-11-23
Cookie starts to think Jimmy is cheating on her when he's actually pursuing a career as a masked ice-sculptor called "Jinksy".
13. Hunts With Handgun
Air Date: 2012-11-30
After Cheech insults a Native American, Jimmy and Cheech go to a cultural sensitivity seminar. Cookie forces Gina to join Field Girls to show up a snobby neighbor.
1. The McFrugals
Air Date: 2013-09-05
Jimmy gets a credit card and takes his family on a spending spree.
2. Mennonites!
Air Date: 2013-09-12
Theresa falls in love with a young Mennonite man and visits his community ... where she almost destroys their traditional way of life.
3. Too Cool for Night School
Air Date: 2013-09-19
Jimmy's job at the tourism bureau is in jeopardy because he doesn't have a high school diploma, so Jimmy enrolls in night school and starts acting like a teenager.
4. The Broadfather
Air Date: 2013-09-26
Jimmy goes through a crisis when he meets his long-lost father - who abandoned Jimmy years earlier to become a woman.
5. Royally Screwed
Air Date: 2013-10-03
A documentary about Jimmy called "Diary of a Dirty Snitch" airs on TV. The Falcones are portrayed as self-serving scumbags.
6. You Only Try Haggis Once
Air Date: 2013-10-10
Cookie gets a job at a Scottish restaurant leaving Jimmy to take care of the family.
7. From My Cold Limp Hands
Air Date: 2013-10-17
Jimmy has an identity crisis when McCool forces him to give up his guns.
8. The Fugly American
Air Date: 2013-10-24
A hotshot FBI agent promises to relocate Jimmy and the family back to America ... but he's really plotting to kill Jimmy and Cheech for the mob.
9. The Man from P.I.G.L.E.T.
Air Date: 2013-11-07
When Petey becomes a Junior Police trainee, Jimmy mentors a street kid in the ways of crime.
10. Pizza with Extra Cheech
Air Date: 2013-11-14
Jimmy discovers a consultant on a film shooting in Regina is passing himself off as Cheech Falcone.
11. The Balls on This Room
Air Date: 2013-11-21
Jimmy winds up being stalked by his Russian dance partner after he and Cookie face-off in a ballroom dancing contest.
12. Ass-Jax
Air Date: 2013-11-28
When Theresa creates a successful fashion accessory, her newfound wealth and independence threatens Cookie's authority.
13. Effin' Neighbors, Eh?
Air Date: 2013-12-05
Jimmy can't stand it when the annoying Hosers next door are given protected status by the Canadian Government.
1. Havana Kill Castro
Air Date: 2015-10-28
McCool takes the Falcones to Cuba on vacation. Jimmy hates it for being a ‘Communist hell-hole’, but cheers up when he discovers that killing Castro can get him ‘Super-Made' and land him back on top in New York.
2. Universal Prostitution and Pizza Fridays
Air Date: 2015-11-13
Jimmy calls Cheech a ‘Bum', doing the worst thing one goodfella can do to another: telling him the truth about himself. Cheech decides to run for Mayor of Regina to prove he's not a bum.
3. Just Stick It in That There Doo-Dad
Air Date: 2015-11-20
When Cookie finds a photo album of Jimmy’s gumars (girlfriends) from the old life (Cheech’s fault), Jimmy takes her away for a romantic weekend and they wind up at a swinger's convention (again, Cheech’s fault).
4. Confetti Deathblow
Air Date: 2015-11-27
Through a misunderstanding, Cookie starts to think Petey is gay. She does her best to support him, but is shocked when it turns out he's not gay, he's into LARP (Live Action Role Playing).
5. Jimmy Gets Goosed
Air Date: 2015-12-04
Jimmy's boss Toby makes him take anger management then invites Jimmy over for dinner to meet his horrible mother. Cheech starts dating Greta, but Jimmy thinks he’s only trying to steal a valuable statue she owns.
6. Casino Loyale
Air Date: 2015-12-11
Jimmy convinces Regina Tourism to open a casino. He winds up being a big casino boss, but gets into a rivalry with Cookie when she gets hired to run the native casino. Petey gets accepted into the popular group at school.
7. Vagina's Got Talent
Air Date: 2015-12-18
Cookie enters Theresa in Regina's Got Talent to stick it to a rival mother who's son is a three-time winner. Theresa wants to do her own songs, but Cookie makes her do middle-of-the-road stuff to impress the judges.
8. New York State of Blind Drunk
Air Date: 2016-01-01
Jimmy, Cheech, and McCool get hammered one night and awaken in Jimmy's old house in New York. They have to get out of New York but keep running into the mob. Petey finds an old picture of Cookie with a man who looks like him, who he thinks is his real dad.
9. Cookie's Ovary-actin'
Air Date: 2016-01-08
When Cookie gets baby fever and wants another kid, Jimmy refuses to sleep with her. Problem is, he “feels the need” but can’t find a place to “empty the tanks”. Theresa, Gina, and Petey house-sit for one of McCool’s colleagues.
10. Royal Canadian Groping Pariah
Air Date: 2016-01-22
When Jimmy sees a seemingly compromising picture of McCool with Theresa (it’s totally innocent), he ruins McCool’s life and gets him kicked off the force. Petey’s iPhone app is stolen by Richard Wheatthin’s company.
11. What the F#@K Is the Grey Cup
Air Date: 2016-01-29
Jimmy and Cheech become big CFL fans and invite the Saskatchewan Rough Riders over for a barbecue. The entire team gets food poisoning on the eve of the Grey Cup. Jimmy forms a team to play the Grey Cup in their place.
12. Saskquatchewan
Air Date: 2016-02-05
Jimmy and Petey go on a hunting trip and come home with a Sasquatch (Dave Foley). Jimmy learns how hard McCool's job is when he has to babysit the Bigfoot. Meanwhile, Cheech winds up as a seeing eye dog for a blind woman he's attracted to.
13. Nonna You Business
Air Date: 2016-02-12
Jimmy’s aged great-grandmother from Italy is dying so McCool arranges for her to visit Regina. Jimmy and the family have to fool Nonna (Andrea Martin) into thinking they still in live in New York and are mafia bigshots.
14. Layin' Some Pipeline
Air Date: 2016-02-19
Jimmy and Cheech help the premiere of Saskatchewan pass a controversial law that brands anti-oil pipeline protestors as terrorists. Problem is, Petey was protesting the pipeline and is now a wanted man. Jimmy has to go on the lam with Petey.
15. Keepin' up With the McFelchers
Air Date: 2016-02-26
Jimmy’s new neighbor turns out to be a Quebec biker who’s also in witness protection. Jimmy is banned from associating with him, but then realizes his new pal is about to commit a heist. Jimmy has to stop the robbery… or join in.
16. Hot, Wet, Amphibious Summer
Air Date: 2016-03-04
Petey gets a summer job at the tourism bureau and lies about Regina history while running a bus tour. His lies prove so popular that Petey is promoted and becomes Jimmy’s boss. When Jimmy is disobedient at work, Petey fires him.
17. Horse Springs Paternal
Air Date: 2016-03-11
Horse gets Jimmy and Cheech’s new racehorse pregnant so they sue McCool. In order to pay the boys back, McCool must track down his deadbeat dad, Staunch McCool. As McCool reconnects with his dad, Jimmy realizes the guy is a con-man who’s taking advantage.
18. An Unmarried Bra Whisperer
Air Date: 2016-03-18
When Cookie discovers that Jimmy was engaged to someone else when he met her, but never mentioned it, she moves out. Now living on her own, Cookie finds a job as a bra-fitting consultant and proves to be a genius at the job.
19. Spicy Apocalypse
Air Date: 2016-03-25
In an effort to raise money to send Petey to an underwater science school, Jimmy sells a formula Cheech invented for spice neutralizer to Wheatthin. When the formula is stolen, the family must investigate the crime and find the culprit.
20. Vengence Wore a Unitard
Air Date: 2016-04-01
Carlo Gambini tracks the Falcones to Regina. He’s there to kill Cheech… or is he there just to see Gina again. Gina’s faced with a choice: side with the only boy she’s ever “like-liked” or save Uncle Cheech from certain death.
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Rating
8.0/10
Release Date
2012-09-07
Episodes
46 (3 seasons)
Status
Returning Series
Cast
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Production Companies
9 Story Media Group
Darius Films