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1. Episode #101

Air Date: 1995-10-14

Casting MADtv/Cast Open Vud #1-Tongue Vancome Lady- Make-up Counter Ice Cube/Ice-T Video News Report 911 Spy Vs Spy-Bomb Don Martin- Camping Nicole's Monologue Gump Fiction Spike Lee Red Devil Ham Kato Tells All Poison Dave's Monologue Spy Vs Spy- Pogo Stick Second Hand Cancer Debra's Monologue MacDumpsters Don Martin- Out of Gas Artie's Monologue Deep Stain Nine Vud #2- Watch Out

2. Episode #102

Air Date: 1995-10-21

LAPD Correct Nicole's Room Quantum Dream Team Powerbook #1: Newt Don Martin- Ice Cube Boy Virtual Homeless Bryan's Monologue Pick Up and Delivery Spy Vs Spy-Gorilla Phil's Monologue Crimson Tide 2 Post Office Massacre Powerbook #4: Snoop Don Martin-Frog Legs New Neighbors Mary's Monologue Air Guitar Store Spy Vs Spy-Train Powerbook #2: McVeigh

3. Episode #103

Air Date: 1995-10-28

Sketches include ""Phone Sex"", ""A.D.D. Girl"", ""NDI Vs AE&E; #1-Nicole"", ""Outing Dummy"", ""Psychic Cop"", ""Spy Vs Spy-Tuba Bang"", ""Debra and Debbie"", ""Racism Vs Spam"", ""First to a Million"", ""Don Martin- Wish Bone"", ""Apollo the 13th"", ""Phil's Mulatto Monologue"", ""Don Martin- Blow Up Girl"", ""Cookin' With Sherry"", ""Circus Guy"", ""Homeland Improvement"", ""NDI Vs AE&E; #2-Woman"", ""Rolling Stones Video-Like A Rolling Stone""

4. Episode #104

Air Date: 1995-11-04

Sketches include ""Life With Buffer,"" ""Highagain,"" ""Boxing Corner,"" ""#1-Hair,"" ""P.R.,"" ""Spy Vs Spy--Umbrella,"" ""Boxing Corner #2-Makeup,"" ""Vancome Lady ER,"" ""Lying,"" ""Boxing Corner #3-Birthday,"" ""Woody Allen Action Flick,"" ""Sex Therapist,"" ""Dennis Rodman PSA,"" ""Family Feed,"" ""Republican Gladiators,"" ""Don Martin-Fisherman,"" ""Advice,"" ""Other White Meat,"" ""Spy Vs Spy-Sewer Chase""

5. Episode #105

Air Date: 1995-11-11

Conference Call IZM-Paris Krishna Rock Lowered Expectations-Mary Urine Monologue Affirmative Crips Got Urine? Don Martin-Beach Shovel Larry King Gone Mad Lowered Expectations-Artie IZM-Torture When Harry Met Willy Lowered Expectations-Nicole IZM-Drug Deal Celibacy Backstage Spy Vs Spy-Log Jam

6. Episode #106

Air Date: 1995-11-18

O.J. Plates When We Knew... Calvin Klein Ad#1 Stop Smoking #1 Oprah Winfrey Swimming Pool Stop Smoking #2 Vague Calvin Klein Ad#2 Stop Smoking #3 Clueless of the Lambs Monologue-Dana Gould Don Martin-Harp Fall Nicole's Monologue Movie Trailer Party of Five-Nicole's Visit Spy Vs Spy-Slinky Debbie Dander-Seminar Training Calvin Klein #3 Spy Vs Spy-Sunbeam

7. Episode #107

Air Date: 1995-11-25

Lowered Expectations-Dave Ken Norton Jr. Opening Organ Donors Disruptive Principal Lowered Expectations-Phil Navajo Football League Don Martin-Water-skiing Tyson vs. Barty Hard to Oppress Vud Light--Mob Spy Vs Spy-Funland Happy Happy Storytime Lady Lowered Expectations-Orlando Tapeworm Monologue Don Martin-Fat Freak Math Made Easy Monologue-Dave Foley Vud Light-Devil Imaginary Friends Spy Vs Spy-Torpedo Duck, Duck, Goose

8. Episode #108

Air Date: 1995-12-09

Sweatin' to the O.G.'s Lottery Losers Lottery-Producers Daytime Jane-Ellen Monologue-L.L.Cool J. The Octoroon Don Martin-Scalpel Daytime Jane-Larry Gump Fiction Scat Chat Spy Vs Spy-Jail Spring UBS Promotion Daytime Jane-Ed Fabulous--featuring RuPaul Don Martin-Rescue Plane Lady Madness Spy Vs Spy-Dream Boat

9. Episode #109

Air Date: 1995-12-16

Easy to Assemble Wonder Rake 5000 Vancome Lady-Dept. Store Santa Fruitcake Vs Santa Spy Vs Spy-Plunger Raging Rudolph College Advisor The X-mas That Santa Forgot The Bank Monologue-Pauly Shore Donut Shop Happy Go Lucky Phil Last Call Spy Vs Spy-Tank Bomb

10. Episode #110

Air Date: 1996-01-06

Stress US Commercial Clintfeld Knowledge Spy Vs Spy-Spaghetti Door Handicapped Toilet Police The Go-Between Get Smarty Improv Don Martin-Brick Layers Mafia Management Monologue-Andy Kindler Spy Vs Spy-Fleas Line of Duty Emotional Prostitute Don Martin-Cake Machine Mime Psychiatrist

11. Episode #111

Air Date: 1996-01-13

Candidate #1 The Presidents of the United States Commercial Lounge Lawyer Spy Vs Spy-Macaroni Factory Office Window Don Martin-Civil War Window of the Soul Candidate #2 I Could Do That The Presidents of the United States Performance-""Lump"" Candidate #3 Time Manager Spy Vs Spy-Lab Fly Big Game Dan Take a Letter

12. Episode #112

Air Date: 1996-02-03

Cotton Swabs Heart Pops Martin Spy Vs Spy-Magnet Nail Poetry Class Menace II High Society Don Martin-Tennis Rescue 911 Gordy Lane Spy Vs Spy-Kill Command Crisis Center Hitman Needy Guy Instant Personality Dog

13. Episode #113

Air Date: 1996-02-10

Lowered Expectations-Folk Singer Vista Card-Militia Dr. Goodwrench Spy Vs Spy-Rock Drop Memory Power XXX Files Lowered Expectations-Danza Your Cheatin' Head Don Martin--Chemistry Set Jim Carrey School of Acting Lowered Expectations-Bubble Ron Vancome Lady Hostage Negotiator Sick of It That's How They Get You Quality Time Foreign Psychiatrist

14. Episode #114

Air Date: 1996-02-17

Happy News Network Michael Jackson Infomercial Wannabe Grilling-Featuring Brian Austin Green Rude Lady Spy Vs Spy-Hair Dryer Davey and The Son of Goliath The Instigator Sports Injury Coffee House Don Martin-Beach Ball Boy Good Cop Bad Cop All About Whoopi-Featuring Whoopi Goldberg Don Martin-Tee Pee guy UBS Wake Odds and Evens: The Movie Disruptive Waitress

15. Episode #115

Air Date: 1996-03-09

Coffee and Donuts Ink Blot Lowered Expectations-Rick #1 That's My White Mama Terms of Imprisonment Lowered Expectations-Rick #2 Dream Stealer Joel and Connie: Small Claims Lowered Expectations-Rick #3 Spy Vs Spy-Bomb Assembly Eddie Murphy Audition Monologue-Dave Higgins Gohhar and Hagop Don Martin-Assembly Line Lowered Expectations-Rick #4

16. Episode #116

Air Date: 1996-03-16

X-News #1 International Coffee-Hangover Ozark Singled Out Dole Commercial Casino Man International Coffee-Ripped Off X-News #2 Doctor's Visit Insanely Disappointed International Coffee-Kidnapping X-News #3 Survival Weekend Spy Vs Spy-Slam Dunk The Big Game

17. Episode #117

Air Date: 1996-04-06

O.J. Video Bloopers Leevis Diaper That's My White Mama 2 In Your Ear #1 In Your Ear #2 Lethal Talkin' For Your Files Only-Featuring Claudia Schiffer Spy Vs Spy-Monkey Business Homegirl Surgeons-Featuring Kim Coles Leevis-Birthmark Intimidation Commercial Leevis-Nuts Valedictorian

18. Episode #118

Air Date: 1996-05-25

Sketches include ""X-News #1"", ""Headache #1"", ""Beauty Pageant"", ""The New Job"", ""Spy Vs Spy-Projector"", ""X-News #2"", ""Babewatch"", ""Headache #2"", ""Drug Bust"", ""Monologue-Bruce McCulloch"", ""Leevis #2"", ""Funeral DJ"", ""Headache #3"", ""Spy Vs Spy-Love Robot"", ""X-News #3"", ""Hearing"", ""Spy Vs Spy-Fail Safe""

19. Episode #119

Air Date: 1996-06-22

Sketches: Martial Arts #1 Spishak Margarine Meet The Folks Lowered Expectations-Danielle Fugitive Martial Arts #2 Spy Vs Spy- Sidewalk Switch Party Dad Lowered Expectations-Budduda Gumboy and Poker Martial Arts #3 Joey Devanzo Monologue-Harland Williams Lowered Expectations-Carol I'll Kick Your A* Zany and Madcap

20. Best of Season 1

Air Date: 1996-08-24

1. Episode #201

Air Date: 1996-09-21

Bob Dole Strong Arm Opening--Host: Christina Applegate X-News #1 Schizophrenic Jeopardy That's My White Mama--White Boy Action Jackson X-News #2 Two Mouthy Chicks Spy Vs. Spy--3 Pigs Time Machine Snoop Doggy-Dogg's Vegas Act X-News #3 Peed

2. Episode #202

Air Date: 1996-09-28

Chevrad Opening--Host: Ice-T Dolemite Debate Blow It Out Your Hole Cabana Chat Don Martin: Chiropractor Regis & Kathy Lee No Sweat The Bruce Aint Gay Show Free Pizza Ice-T Performance Spy Vs. Spy--Phone Gun Frank Gifford Outtakes

3. Episode #203

Air Date: 1996-10-05

Playin' Opening--Host: Kim Coles Helpful Hand Insurance Substitute Teacher Spy Vs. Spy--Cats Cradle Turner Family Classics:Little Red Riding Hood Vancome Lady --Betty Ford Sex Toy Story Golden Souls Tan Don Martin-Balloon Head Turner Family Classics:Goldilocks Joel & Connie--Birds and Bees Turner Family Classics:3 Little Pigs The Visit Rabbit Frenzy

4. Episode #204

Air Date: 1996-10-19

Spishak Maxi Pad Opening--Host: Jack Wagner Cabana Chat Hockey Mother of Mercy First Day Pre-Teen Debate Spy Vs. Spy Embassy Dr. Kevorkian's 100th Customer Monologue--Taylor Negron The Minors Don Martin--Fancy Restaurant

5. Episode #205

Air Date: 1996-11-02

The Witness Opening--Host: Neve Campbell Spishak Spishwax X-News #1 Dentist in a Box Republican Party of Five Dead McMahon Walking X-News #2 Church Choir X-News #3 Monologue--Craig Anton Airport Guy Spy Vs. Spy--Cactus

6. Episode #206

Air Date: 1996-11-09

Under the Bed Opening--Host: Kevin McDonald Walls Mart #1 Shock Therapy in a Box Walls Mart #2 Annie Ho Walls Mart #3 UBS Date Spy Vs Spy--Headphones Vancome Lady Casino Bad Day Monologue--Kevin McDonald Home Video

7. Episode #207

Air Date: 1996-11-16

Game Show Woman Opening--Host: Joe Rogan Be-Bitched Spy Vs Spy-Embassy 2 Cabana Chat The Raisinberg Trials Trick Question #1 Body Warmth Trick Question #2 The Dive Joel & Connie--The Affair

8. Episode #208

Air Date: 1996-12-07

Lowered Expectations--Deidre Opening--Host: French Stewart Serenity Acres Talk Faster Nice-a Slice-a Pizza Cosmetic Surgeon in a Box Lowered Expectations--Sammy Hagar Cosby's Crib Make a Good Impression Spy Vs Spy--Mirror My Boyfriend the Bank Lowered Expectations--Kyle Serenity Acres

9. Episode #209

Air Date: 1996-12-14

Opening--Host: Harry Connick Jr. UBS Vs Sped-Ex The Greatest Action Story Ever Told Cabana Chat Spy Vs Spy-Karate The Reinfather Harry Connick Jr. Song--""Must Have Been Old Santa Claus"" Vancome Lady Christmas Pageant Granny's Liver Harry Connick Jr. Song--""This Guy's in Love With You""

10. Episode #210

Air Date: 1997-01-04

L'Arrogance Opening--Host: Andrea Martin Slang Gang Christian Groupies Drunk President L.A. Valet Downsizing Speckie the Speculum The Basement Spy Vs Spy-TNT Monologue--Andrea Martin

11. Episode #211

Air Date: 1997-01-25

Whitney Houston Sings the National Anthem Gratorade Sleeping with Brian Bosworth Cocoa & LeBlanc The Lumberjack, The Alien, and the Bedridden Mom #1 Vancome Lady--Locker Room Vud Bowl V Mr. Woogie Spy Vs Spy--Pool Table The Lumberjack, The Alien, and the Bedridden Mom #2 Children's Letters to Dennis Rodman UBS Superbowl Party Monologue--Dom Irrera The Lumberjack, The Alien, and the Bedridden Mom #3 The Lumberjack, The Alien, and the Bedridden Mom #4

12. Episode #212

Air Date: 1997-02-01

X-News #1 Opening--Host: Rodney Dangerfield The R&B; Meeting Spy Vs Spy--Training Camp X-News #2 Suddenly Millenium Cabana Chat X-News #3 BBBBrack! Diet Steve 'n Roger

13. Episode #213

Air Date: 1997-02-08

The Man Opening--Host: Queen Latifah Larry Parker Hospital Rick's New Friends Young Alanis The Mailbox Monologue--Queen Latifah Progressive Parenting Joe Don's New Job Grubbin' With Charlie Borrow Your Car Spy Vs. Spy--Microphone

14. Episode #214

Air Date: 1997-02-15

Prison Opening--Host: Tommy Davidson Recording Session Never a Bride Where's Cecil? CD Promo Babyman Switch Your Ride The General Cheese The Ladies Room Monologue--Tom Kenney Al Casdy-Self Confidence Training Spy Vs Spy-Spaghetti

15. Episode #215

Air Date: 1997-03-08

Lowered Expectations-Connie Opening--Host: Bobcat Goldthwaite Bobcat Public Service Announcement- Seatbelt Dance Calling Couple Employee of the Month Bobcat Public Service Announcement- Fork Where Do We Stand? Manuel Lowered Expectations--Benny Who'd A Thunk It? Monologue--Bobcat Goldthwaite Bobcat Public Service Announcement- Plastic Bag Angel Of Death Weblen Bobcat Public Service Announcement- Cape Una Guava Spy Vs Spy

16. Episode #216

Air Date: 1997-03-15

Ebonics Address The Writer Beach Blanket Ebola Cabana Chat--Pauly Shore Test Pattern Trainee Suicide Note Lowered Expectations-Antonia Drunk on the Job Spy Vs. Spy-- Bullet Brigade Monologue-Pauly Shore Lowered Expectations--Betsy

17. Episode #217

Air Date: 1997-04-05

Black History Minute Opening--Host Thomas Callabro Cha-Cha the Gorilla Discount Undertaker Furious George Stupid Anonymous Talking To Corky and the Juice Pigs Trial T.V. Dr. Flavin Manhunt Spy vs. Spy--Gallows

18. Episode #218

Air Date: 1997-04-12

Snoorfpk Opening--Host: Mark Curry Canoe Ike meets Ike When Babies Attack Monologue--Pablo Fransisco Kenny Kingston Show Guilt Ridden #1 Where Do They Get Those People? Spy Vs. Spy-- Air Attack Guilt Ridden #2 Never Say Die Guilt Ridden #3

19. Episode #219

Air Date: 1997-04-26

Unzipped-Isaac Mizrahi Opening--Host: Adam Arkin Mary Tyler Moore El Asso Wipo Kenny Kingston--O.J. O.J.: The Search Good Doc, Bad Doc UBS Charity Joel & Connie--College Lowered Expectations--ginger Snaps Monologue--Bob Marley Spy Vs. Spy--Ants

20. Episode #220

Air Date: 1997-05-03

Hell Date Opening--Host: Ryan Stiles Lex Jackson Perfect Match Sinbad Monologue--Ryan Stiles Toby Robbins Anya Apartment Visitor The Presentation Spy Vs. Spy--Brick Wall

21. Episode #221

Air Date: 1997-05-10

I Do Opening--Host: David Faustino Hot for Teacher Welcome Home Tea 'N' A Lil Miss Adorable Helpful Hand Gangsta Meat Haven Day Off Breakin' Into the Biz Spy Vs. Spy--Guillotine

22. Episode #222

Air Date: 1997-05-17

Gangsta Shop Quartet Opening--Host: L.L. Cool J En Vogue--Awards Manic Depressive Stripper C.L.O.P.S. Don't Talk To Me The Breakup Bossy Boss Miss Barone Spy Vs. Spy--Teatime Town Meeting

23. Best of Season 2

Air Date:

The best sketches of season two.

1. Episode #301

Air Date: 1997-09-20

Gus Opening-Sandra Bernhard G.I. Jackson Cholestra Vancome Rescue Sandra's Superstar Kit DEF Jam MLK NBT & A Ta Vare Sandra Bernhard Monologue

2. Episode #302

Air Date: 1997-09-27

Marv Albert Song Opening-Carmen Electra Batman V Bwisk Ad Cabana Chat - Pregnant! You Got That From Me Coffee Guy Salt N Pepa & Rick Flimstones Sabrina Spy Vs. Spy - Guillotine

3. Episode #303

Air Date: 1997-10-04

Darlene McBride Liar Liar II Juice Pigs: REMember Dennis Miller: Police Negotiator The Klumps The Rosie Show Accounting with Milton Cladwell #1 Cops in Hollywood Accounting #2 Accounting #3 Juice Pigs: Burn Victim Girl Chevrad

4. Episode #304

Air Date: 1997-10-11

Windstorm Slingblade II Eyewitness Swan I Kwan #2 Smugglers Antonia: Word Association Spishak Soda #1 UBS on Strike Spishak #2 Funky Walker: Jennifer Love Hewitt Spishak #3

5. Episode #305

Air Date: 1997-10-25

Fun with the Chads Man in the Mirror Lowered Expectations: Antonia Charlie Newell Will Yell At Your Kids Talkin' American Jerry Clayvin Telethon #1 T.G.I. Saturdays Lowered Expectations: James Brown Jerry Clayvin Telethon #2 Antonia & James Coffee Lover Tour Jerry Clayvin Telethon #3 Get Yo Ass Outta Bed Today Show Spy Vs. Spy - Spaghetti

6. Episode #306

Air Date: 1997-11-01

Farrah Fawcett Body Brush Clinton Town Meeting Corky & the Juice Pigs: Dolphin Boy Leaving Metropolis Barry White Knight The Enforcers Hate Guy Stalling Bill Cosby Video Stockholm & Berger

7. Episode #307

Air Date: 1997-11-08

Kenny Country Broaster I Love Lucy '97 Lowered Expectations: Eddie Murphy Rod Shaft Erascism 12 Angry Men & a Vancome Lady Eisner Intros. and Sex Toy Story Eyewitness Swan II Lowered Expectations: Rui Peranio Ebonic Pyramid

8. Episode #308

Air Date: 1997-11-15

Spishak: Baby Blaster Talkin' American: Howard Stern Weekend at Tupac's Wonderful Zone of Disney Lean Bulime - Daisy Fuentes Funeral Songs Buffy the Umpire Slayer Funky Walker: Gilbert Gottfried Rangers Spy Vs. Spy - Headphones Sick Sloppy Crush Don Martin - Fancy Restaurant

9. Episode #309

Air Date: 1997-11-22

Gassy Clinton Darkness '97 Clops II What Happened to Dad? Lowered Expectations: Stan Juice Pigs: Pandas/Enviro Girl XXX Files (from #113) Darlene McBride Tour UBS: Answering Machine Ordering Spy Vs. Spy - Training Camp

10. Episode #310

Air Date: 1997-12-06

Suppositurkey The Love Titanic Lowered Expectations: Swan I Furious George (from #217) Chelsea Big John's Shirts Guys Love That Lowered Expectations: Swan II Planet of the Vancomes Parker Sisters UBS Xmas Party Lowered Expectations: Swan III

11. Episode #311

Air Date: 1997-12-13

Wraparound #1 Spishak: Limbo G.I. Jew Wraparound #2 Cabana Chat: Howie Long Wraparound #3 A Pack of Gifts Now G.I. Junkie/G.I. Janitor Wraparound #4 Juice Pigs: Xmas Dreams Klumps Xmas Wraparound #5 Mexican Wrestling Theater Wraparound #6 Antonia: Xmas Hannukah Wraparound #7 Corky & the Juice Pigs: Omen

12. Episode #312

Air Date: 1998-01-03

Titanic Happy Meal Opening - Pam Grier Swan Files 20/20 Cabana Chat: Pam Grier Roadkill Lunchmeat Power Press Corky & the Juice Pigs: Phone Sex Girls Negro Justice League Lowered Expectations: Susan Whitfield The Susan Whitfield Show Lowered Expectations: Mrs. Barone Sportscasters Spy Vs. Spy Embassy #2 Closing - Pam Grier

13. Episode #313

Air Date: 1998-01-10

Needy Evie Epidemic '98 Tonight Show w/ LaToya Surprise Lowered Expectations: Needy Evie Farrah/Farrakhan Chris Rock The Power of Ellen Corn on the Cop Spy Vs. Spy: Karate Autopsy Lowered Expectations: Harvey Route 666

14. Episode #314

Air Date: 1998-01-17

Lando Calrisian: Exotic Massage Rosie Show w/ Barbara Streisand Barbara's Sex Tapes Rosie Show w/ B.S. Vancome: Guidance Counselor Emotional Lawyer Anti-Depressercise Fiona Apple video Dinosaur Dan Anti-Depressercize: Tony Little Mind Reader Drowsamine German Tourist (Dweezil & Ahmet) Spy Vs. Spy: Mirror over Fireplace (from #208)

15. Episode #315

Air Date: 1998-01-31

Kenneth Starr Spice Girls Hunt Opening Eracists: Stand Off Claylien Resurrection Spice Girls Hunt #1 Coffee Guy: Exam Catwoman Spice Girls Hunt #2 Antonia: Suicide Hotline Spice Girls Hunt #3 Evangelista's Market Spy Vs. Spy: Microphone Savante: Career Day Mexican Wrestler's Theater: Mockingbird

16. Episode #316

Air Date: 1998-02-07

Paul Timberman's Workshop Olsen Twins Allergy Taste Test David Duchovny Live! Corky & the Juice Pigs: ""Hot Squat Hombre"" Funky Walker: Mark Hamill Darlene McBride: Valentine's Album Mass Suicide Talkin' American: Alanis Corky & the Juice Pigs: ""Skateboard"" Home Birthing Video Movie Buffs Spy Vs. Spy - Bulletproof

17. Episode #317

Air Date: 1998-02-28

Kenny's Ice Cream Parlor Opening - Jerry Springer Swantonia Jerry Springer Show Caroline in the City Clops III Vancome at Heaven's Gate Hulk Lowered Expectations: Jerry Springer Andy Griffith '98 The Day Joe Told Off His Boss Close - Jerry Springer

18. Episode #318

Air Date: 1998-03-07

El Chevito Opening - Contest Winners Scrint! Cabana Chat: Phyllis Diller Spice Girl Auditions: Inbred Spice Corky & the JP: Too Fat to Rock & Roll Grace Under the Influence Spice Girls Auditions: Swan Tea N A Spice Girls Auditions: Diller Spice Girls Auditions: Sideshow Spice Beer Tucker N Perez Contest Winners Sketch

19. Episode #319

Air Date: 1998-03-14

Lassie the Snitch Vancome at the Oscars UBS Dentist Riggs & Murtaugh Spice Girls Auditions: Voodoo Spice Kirk & Spock Variety Hour Spice Girls Auditions: Sumo Spice Coffee Guy: First Date Spice Girls Auditions: Man Spice Susan Whitfield: Makeout Party Spice Girls Auditions: Susan Whitfield Big John's Shirt and Tie Barn Spy vs. Spy

20. Episode #320

Air Date: 1998-03-28

Switcheroo Swan IV: All the President's Manicurists Hanson Interview Hanson Video LA Valet Eracists Go To Jail Playin' Chicken A Thousand Lays Cabana Chat: Anna Nicole Smith Night of the Proper Dead Big & Bigger Spy Vs. Spy - TNT (210) Don Martin - Frog Legs

21. Episode #321

Air Date: 1998-04-11

Sleaze Lawyer Darlene's Songs for Kids Wet Stain Dharma & Gregs Ritalin Room Suddenly Millenium Coffe Guy: Stupormarket Gumby Old Men Power Friend Spy Vs. Spy: Bucket Brigade (216) Stupid, Fat & Ugly Anti-Depressercize Jr.

22. Episode #322

Air Date: 1998-04-25

Kids Say The Stupidest Things Opening - Lou Diamond Phillips Swan-Thru Mexican Wrestlers for Clinton Funky Walker: Lou Diamond Phillips Rockerbyes Corky & the JP: Janitor/Psycho Spishak Country Sausages Lowered Expectations: Manny Rosie O' Donnell 2150 Vancoma Spy Vs. Spy: Air Attack (218) Corky & the JP: TODD Close - Lou Diamond Phillips

23. Episode #323

Air Date: 1998-05-02

That Was Me South Parknuts Antonia: Airport Window of the Soul Lucy II Celebrity Funeral: David Boreanaz This Close Waving His Thing Loud Restaurant Art Party Close - David Boreanaz

24. Episode #324

Air Date: 1998-05-09

Lowered Expectations: Rosie Swan Fu (remote) Swan Fu (live) Lowered Expectations: El Asso Wipo Dennis the Menace II Society Let it Die Something So Perfect Lowered Expectations: Vicky the Dog Girl Family Scene Corky & the JP: Pants Mother of Mercy Corky & the JP: Circus Freaks Darlene McBride's Mother's Day Special Other Woman Corky & the JP: Private Dancer

25. Episode #325

Air Date: 1998-05-16

Teepee Condoms Opening - Halle Berry Funky Walker: Halle Berry Lowered ExpectationsSteven Seagal Parker Sisters: Interns Davey & Goliath: Pet Cemetary Antonia: Heart Attack Awards Show Dead Beat Spishak: Pictures Entrance To Ecstacy Close - Halle Berry

26. Best of Season 3

Air Date:

Dentist in a Box Vancome ER Furious George Rescue 911 Clinton Town Meeting Gangsta Shop Quartet Bwisk Ice-T/Ice Cube Annie Ho Cabana Chat: Ice-T Menace II High Society

1. Episode #401

Air Date: 1998-09-12

Open- Ms Swan There's Something About Monica Keanu Reeves School of Acting Al Gore: Sex-U-Up Nerve Gas 976-SWAN Sonny's Widow & Cher Show Glen AKA Rusty Funky Walker: Vivica Fox Spy Vs. Spy: Cactus (205) Savante with Usher

2. Episode #402

Air Date: 1998-09-19

Open - Howard Stern Siegfried & Roy: Glitter on the Streets Meatbeaters Marvin Tikvah's Workout Cop on the Beat JC Penny Cookin' with Kenny and James Rocket Revengers The Survivor MADClassic: Gangsta Shop Quartet Trina at the Ob/Gynie Spy Vs. Spy: Guillotine (221)

3. Episode #403

Air Date: 1998-09-26

Steven Seagal's America Virtual Hills UBS Stud Lorraine Runner #1 Dick Van Dyke '98 Omni Bowl Lorraine Runner #2 Stuart Gets Lost MADClassic: Dentist in a Box Lorraine Runner #3 Spy Vs. Spy - Embassy

4. Episode #404

Air Date: 1998-10-03

H90210 Mark & Sammy #1 He Got Gay Nuts Mark & Sammy #2 Donnie & Marie #1 Just Between Us Girls Sir Donnie & Marie #2 Judge Magic Mark & Sammy #3 Pudding Problem Donnie & Marie #3 MADClassic: South Parknuts Spy Vs. Spy: Monkey Business Mark & Sammy - Empty Stage

5. Episode #405

Air Date: 1998-10-12

UBS Open Swan-Notized Sprtiz-a-Mist Talking American: Monica Lily: Dead Body Trina & the Baby Shower Oh, Hercules w/Kevin Sorbo The Negotiator 2 MADClassic: Olsen Twins Spy Vs Spy: Bucket Brigade Horde Now Hiring

6. Episode #406

Air Date: 1998-10-31

KISS Open/Vancome Swan Halloween KISS Action Figures Mad-O-Ween #1 Kenny Duets Mad-O-Ween #2 Mad-O-Ween #3 Stuart Halloween Mad-O-Ween #4 KISS My Parents Mad-O-Ween #5 KISS Vs. Michael Mad-O-Ween Epilogue Li'l Nestor

7. Episode #407

Air Date: 1998-11-07

Open-Coffee Guy Little Hassan Taylor Saving Ryan's Privates Johnson JeoParty Lowered Expectations: Marilyn Manson Intensity Melina & Lida's Beauty Lowered Expectations: Stuart & Mom HMO Old Man Sasso MADClassic: When Babies Attack Lowered Expectations: Bjork Bill & Hilary Aftermath

8. Episode #408

Air Date: 1998-11-14

Open-Nic Cage Vancome Game Show: Tcha, You Know What? Clinton Commemorative Plates Love of My Life James Brown: 1000 Faces Rusty: College Bowl Blades Antonia: Switched at Birth Dad Dance MADClassic: Terms of Imprisonment Spy Vs. Spy: Teatime Love of My Life Reprise

9. Episode #409

Air Date: 1998-11-21

Open-Stuart & Mom One True Impact Thanksgiving Memories --Jaq Kenny & James Thanksgiving Thanksgiving Memories--Lida & Molina Not Another Bite Snapshot Stories Thanksgiving Memories--Ms. Swan Stuart's Thanksgiving Darlene McBride's Thanksgiving Thanksgiving Memories--Sally Kowalski Happy Thanksgiving Misadventure MADClassic: Clops TOO

10. Episode #410

Air Date: 1998-12-05

Open-Shaquille O'Neal Erascists-Middle East Comedy of Riggs & Murtaugh Forgive or Forget Meet Jo' Black Mama Pass It On Rick's Dating Game Comedy of Kenny & Pappy Lowered Expectations: Denise Toby Braga MADtv Classic: Woody Allen Action Flick Close-Pat/Shaq dance

11. Episode #411

Air Date: 1998-12-12

Open-Ellen and Anne Yule Blazers A Very Rusty Christmas #1 Swan-Sharpest Image A Very Rusty Christmas #2 Paul Timberman's Xmas Workshop A Very Rusty Christmas #3 Stuart Christmas Pageant Old Man Sasso-Christmas I Know What You Did Last Christmas A Vancome Carol A Very Magic Kwanzaa Close-Nicole

12. Episode #412

Air Date: 1999-01-09

Open-Jesse Ventura Head of the Family Comedy of Steven Seagal Saturnology Shaunda-Ladies Room Comedy of Keanu Reeves Riggs & Murtaugh-Hospital Dawson's Crib Bris-O-Tine At home with Ellen and Anne MADtv Classic: Swantonia Sally Kowalski-Sports Bar Close-Aries

13. Episode #413

Air Date: 1999-01-16

Open-James Brown Spishak Razor Celine Dion #1 Introducing Bunifa Celine Dion #2 Celine Dion #3 Will's Little Sister Snapshot Stories: Nicole Lowered Expectations: Gena Swan ATM Scam Lowered Expectations: Bunifa Charlie Sheen PSA Pimps Say the Darndest Things MADtv Classic: Slingblade II Close-Aries

14. Episode #414

Air Date: 1999-01-30

Open-Keanu Just Dial Antonia Referee #1 Snowflake Antonia Referee #2 Riverboy Antonia Referee #3 Vancome Vendor Kenny's Half-Time Gap Troll Spy vs. Spy-Air Attack MADtv Classic: Cocoa & LeBlanc Close-Will

15. Episode #415

Air Date: 1999-02-06

Open-Kenny Antonia Perfume Randy Newman-Behind the Music Bunifa and the Burger The Artist formerly known as the Prince of Egypt Bret Hart Sketch Gone Bad Stuart Goes to the Doctor Wash Me Odd Couple III Lowered Expectations: Keanu MADtv Classic: C.L.O.P.s III Close- Debra/Bret Hart

16. Episode #416

Air Date: 1999-02-13

Sketches include ""Open-Rusty"", ""Magic PSA"", ""Bunifa's Dating Game"", ""Swan at the Movies #1"", ""Tres Companeros"", ""Swan at the Movies #2"", ""Harrison Ford"", ""Old Man Sasso-Valentine's Day"", ""Rocky Runner #1"", ""Cooking for One"", ""MADtv Classic: Antonia and James"", ""Close: Nic Cage/Rocky Runner""

17. Episode #417

Air Date: 1999-02-20

Sketches include ""Open-Swan Sings Theme"", ""Ally McMeal"", ""Turbohaler"" 1, ""Goodnight Dad"", ""Patch Kevorkian"", ""Turbohaler 2"", ""Threshold"", ""Turbohaler 3"", ""Change of Heart"", ""Blameless in Boulder"", ""Courthouse Steps"", ""Stepmom II"", ""MADtv Classic: Sleaze Lawyer"", ""Close- Michael""

18. Episode #418

Air Date: 1999-02-27

Open-Aries and Nicole Paul Timberman's Workshop Vancome Video Dishing the Dirt Welfare Arm Wrestling Grudge Match Stuart Photographer Son of Dolemite Spy vs Spy: Mirror over Fireplace Close- Mo Wrestling Counselor Roddy Piper

19. Episode #419

Air Date: 1999-03-13

Open-Cher Gap Tyson Todos en la Familia UBS-Jaq Stuart plays Tee-Ball Snapshot Stories: Aries & Mike Felicity Singing Telegram Erascists-St. Patrick's Day Li'l Nestor-Ice Skating Arma Get-It-On MADtv Classic: Lean Bulime Close- Alex

20. Episode #420

Air Date: 1999-03-27

Open-Swan Magic Honeydipper Dan Yassir Arafat's Party Tricks #1 I know What you Need Heroin PM Yassir Arafat's Party Tricks #2 Rusty does a Commercial Catwoman Cable Happy Folger Wedding Yassir Arafat's Party Tricks #3 Yassir Arafat's Party Tricks #4 MADtv Classic: I love Lucy Spy vs. Spy: Headphones Close-Pat

21. Episode #421

Air Date: 1999-04-10

Open-Bunifa Urge-Away My Gay Dad Fired Up Rubberman CLOPS IV-All new CLOPS Coffee Guy: Starstrucks Kenny's Testicle Exam Rocket Revengers-Super German Tammany-the Date MADtv Classic-Klumps Spy vs. Spy: Ants Close-Will

22. Episode #422

Air Date: 1999-05-01

Open-Swan & Springer Estrella Viaje Erascists-Behind the Music Spishak 1 out of 10 Melina and Lida on Springer Rosie & Howard Lorraine buys a Car Shaunda-Holding Tank Bunifa & Springer Close-Andrew

23. Episode #423

Air Date: 1999-05-08

Open-Kenny & James Jeffersons '99 Swan Noir Aussie Hunter-Crocodile Sylvia Aussie Hunter-Shark Snapshot Stories: Debra Rocket Revengers-Atlantica Rolling Thunder Aussie Hunter-Cheetah MADtv Classic: Switcheroo Close-Phil

24. Episode #424

Air Date: 1999-05-15

Open-Stuart Who's Idea was This Anyway? Shhh Snapshot Stories: Mo FANatic Donny Osmond Lorraine at the Market #1 Falconman and Birdboy Lorraine at the Market #2 MADtv Classic: R&B Meeting Lorraine at the Market #3 Spy vs. Spy: Training Camp Close- Debra

25. Episode #425

Air Date: 1999-05-22

Sketches include ""Hey, It's Ice!"", ""Aussie Hunter #4-Gorilla"", ""The Greatest Competitors of All"", ""Spore Attack '99"", ""Aussie Hunter #5-Elephant"", ""Vancome-MADtv Misadventure"", ""Aussie Hunter #6-Ants"", ""An Actor's Nightmare"", ""Lorraine Buys a Car""

1. Episode #501

Air Date: 1999-09-25

Show Open-Extravaganza Blair Witch Report Tee Hee Hee Shirts Pretty White Kids with Problems PWKWP Video (w/Lisa Loeb) Stuart's Wishing Well Making the Video: Britney Spears MAD at the Emmys Tae-Bo: The Movie Good News Show Close-Extravaganza

2. Episode #502

Air Date: 1999-10-02

Show Open-Mo with Promos The Tenors The Pepsi Sense Lida & Melina meet Ricky Martin A Lesson from Kosovo Hollywood Squares Swan Going Home Musical Guest: Busta Rhymes MAD Classic: Little Hassan Taylor Spy vs. Spy-Cactus Show Close-Phil

3. Episode #503

Air Date: 1999-10-09

Show Open-Rick No Blacks on the TV Screen Politically Incorrect Slap Happy Stick Chicks Star Wars '99 Misadventure Father & Son Competition Bunifa at the Mall MAD Classic: CLOPS III Spy vs. Spy-Air Attack Show Close-Michael

4. Episode #504

Air Date: 1999-10-16

Show Open-Jesse Ventura Scared Straight Meet Hoppy Potty Rusty, Peer Counselor Party All the Time Kenny's New Show Hillary's Listening Tour Jack MAD Classic:Cat Woman Show Close-Alex

5. Episode #505

Air Date: 1999-10-23

Show Open-Nicole, Will, Aries The Amazing Mr. Heston DJ Kid Sasso Bumper #1 Melina & Lida Beauty Pageant DJ Kid Sasso Bumper #2 Sasso Gets His Job Back Steven Seagal meets the Dalai Lama Mickey's Fear of Flying PWKWP II Lenny MAD Classic: Riggs & Murtaugh (319) Show Close-Pat

6. Episode #506

Air Date: 1999-10-30

Show Open-Mickey The Today Show Illeana Douglas Runner #1 Vancome Halloween Illeana Douglas Runner #2 Hoppy Potty Video Richard Simmons' DreamMaker Illeana Douglas Runner #3 Illeana Douglas Runner #4 Lenny Kravitz Storytellers Illeana Douglas Runner #5 Illeana Douglas Runner #6 Show Close-Aries

7. The 100th Episode

Air Date: 1999-11-06

Show Open-100th Episode I Love Lucy-The Revenge MAD Clip #1- Cabana Chat-Pool Boy MAD Clip #2- OJ Bloopers Swan-Airplane MAD Clip #3- Greatest Action Story Ever Told Blue Heat MAD Clip #4- Klumps Stuart at the Zoo MAD Clip #5- Vancome Santa MAD Clip #6- Lex Jackson FANatic-Nicole Sullivan MAD Clip #7- My White Momma Bush performance 100th Close-Full Cast

8. Episode #508

Air Date: 1999-11-13

Fight Like A Girl Club Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? #1 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? #2 Reality Check Reading Caboose UBS-Mitch Pileggi Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? #3 Wedding Night Inside the Actor's Studio-Andie MacDowell Babewatch Clip Artie Lange Show Close-Will

9. Episode #509

Air Date: 1999-11-20

Show Open-Lida & Melina G Thang Thanksgiving and the Heater's Broke Will & Alex: Bond Premiere Dolemite vs. Blackbelt Jones You are the One that I Love Antonia Pottery MADClassic-Bris-O-Tine (412) Show Close-Nicole

10. Episode #510

Air Date: 1999-11-27

Show Open-Aries Tinsel Talk Lida & Melina meet Ricky Martial Law Devon's Creek Gap Troll Trainee Buenas Dias, San Diego Hospital Scene Show Close-Nelson

11. Episode #511

Air Date: 1999-12-11

Show Open-X-mas Swandie I Saw Santa Claus Mariah Misadventure Rooftop Memories Darlene McBride's X-mas Album Martin Lawrence's Brushes with Death 4 Stuart X-mas with Deborah Harry Blondie Performance Alison, the Musical Show Close- X-mas Swan & Blondie

12. Episode #512

Air Date: 2000-01-08

Show Open- Steven Seagal Nicky Malone, Teenage President Reality Check II Monica Lewinsky Handbags Will & Alex: Billboard Awards #1 Second Hand Lorraine The 3 Tenors and 98 Degrees Will & Alex: Billboard Awards #2 Will & Alex: Billboard Awards #3 Literally CLOPS V Don Martin-Fat Freak (107) Show Close- Phil

13. Episode #513

Air Date: 2000-01-15

Show Open-Etheridge and Crosby Mambo #6 Angela's Ashes, the Game! Smith Comma John #1 Marvin Tikvah at Yoga Grease Spoof Smith Comma John #2 INT- Car Night Smith Comma John #3 Mistake of Your Life Shorty Holding the Baby T.I.T. MADClassic-Honeydipper Dan (420) Frieda O'Keefe Show Close-Debra & Brooke

14. Episode #514

Air Date: 2000-01-29

Show Open- Jesse Jackson Blind Date Rocket Revengers in Excitocolor Hatman Williams Stick Chicks III Captain Kirk Show Reading Caboose III (Tim Robbins) Good Job MADClassic- Vista Card Militia (113) Show Close- Debra

15. Episode #515

Air Date: 2000-02-05

Show Open- Lorraine Being James Brown Lida & Melina Wedding Sniggers #1 Will's Little Sister Video Sniggers #2 Swan Homecoming Sniggers #3 Bunifa's Driving Test Third Eye Blind Performance Funky Walker-Carmen Electra Show Close- Mo

16. Episode #516

Air Date: 2000-02-12

Regis Runner #1 Reality Check III Regis Runner #2 Reading Caboose II (David James Elliott) Regis Runner #3 Who Wants to be the President? Regis Runner #4 Stuart at the Pet Shop Mannequin Manslaughter Q-Tip Performance The Kiss Show Close-Aries

17. Episode #517

Air Date: 2000-02-19

Show Open-Seth Green The Syndrome Rusty at a Bar Brightling Greetings Disney Singles Dolemite Returns Earth, Wind, & Fire Performance Show Close-Michael

18. Episode #518

Air Date: 2000-02-26

Malcolm X in the Middle Paul Timberman's Unitool 2000 Lorraine All You Can Eat Law & Order Bar Fightin' Swan Taxi ""Maybe Someday,"" The Cure Touched by an Atheist Close- ""Inbetween Days,"" The Cure

19. Episode #519

Air Date: 2000-03-18

One That I Love Spishak Home Theater Steven Segal Letterbox '00 Reality Check 5- Oscars Spice Girl Interrupted Wizard of Oz Lost Footage Elvis Planet of the Apes Master P's Theater Marc Anthony Performs ""You Sang to Me"" Patch Kevorkian Marc Anthony Performs ""I Need to Know""

20. Episode #520

Air Date: 2000-04-08

Celine Dion Farewell Shatner's Sperm Bank Conversations With Elvis 1 Stick Chicks 2-Big Bang Conversations With Elvis 2 Mahir I Kiss You Conversations With Elvis 3 Phoney Phuneral Creed ""Higher"" Knight & Day Show Close w/ Mo & Nelson

21. Episode #521

Air Date: 2000-04-15

We're Sending Up the List The Jewel Show Sleepover Antiques Road Show 1 Fanatic-Shania Twain Antiques Road Show 2 To My Sister Antiques Road Show 3 Alison-Musical Chairs Antonia Perfume Bunifa-Judge Joe Brown Show Close w/ Mo & Brooke

22. Episode #522

Air Date: 2000-04-29

Show Open w/ David Arquette The Soprano Family Feud Mickey in the Waiting Room Melina & Lida Big Boys Stuart at Mommy's Work Good Morning Boulder Power Friends Goo Goo Dolls ""Broadway"" Show Close w/ Will

23. Episode #523

Air Date: 2000-05-06

Show Open w/ Susan Sarandon Rusty 18th Bday Party 1 Rusty 18th Bday Party 2 Zapruder Home Movies Previously on Swan Swan the Conclusion Storytime w/ James Brown Susan Sarandon Tag Lay Down Lorraine Show Close w/ Alex

24. Episode #524

Air Date: 2000-05-13

Show Open-Will Hits Big Time Afro Puffs LaVerne & Shirley 2000 A. Spears Show-Shaloub Literally-Doing it Again Encore-Lick My Baby Back Behind (Making the Video) Catherine O'Hara Reading Caboose 4 w/ George Carlin Show Close w/ Will

25. Episode #525

Air Date: 2000-05-20

Love Connection Paul's Crush Brightlings Greetings Bunifa vs. Katisha Thanksgiving Heaters Broke Martin Takes a Pitch No Blacks on TV Screen As the Ankle Turns Trina My Home Wizard of Oz Lost Clips Miss Sylvia School Nurse Antonia Guard P. Timberman Wondertool Show Close w/ Alex

1. Episode #601

Air Date: 2000-10-07

""Justin's Crib"" ""Sisqo: The Wrong Song"" ""Vagina Monologues"" ""Will's Little Sis Party"" ""Regis Live with Cassidy and Cody"" ""Marvin Tikvah Nude"" ""Lida and Melina Say What"" ""Sex and the City"" No Doubt Performs ""Bathwater""

2. Episode #602

Air Date: 2000-10-14

My Movies-Madonna Whitney Screws Up Classics Letterman-Meg Ryan Un Hombre, Dos Mujeres You, Your Body & You Stuart at Grandma's with Kathy Bates Stripper Elvis & the Band Meet the Parents (N.Y. Premiere)

3. Episode #603

Air Date: 2000-10-21

Coz Fox NFL Auditions Dateline Larry Lamont-Pizza Party Bunifa-Survivor Sexual Harrassment Literally 3 Barenaked Ladies Perform Fanatic (MAD Encore)

4. Episode #604

Air Date: 2000-10-28

Halloween with Cher Penny Marshall Project-Exorcist Halloween with Enrique Edward: Geometry Halloween with Macy Gray Spring Mist Halloween with AngelinaJolie Early Show Halloween with Jeneane Garofalo After the Tour MAD Encore-Vancome Halloween Doggy's Angels Perform Snoop Dogg

5. Episode #605

Air Date: 2000-11-04

Country Slammer Steven Segal Voting Al Gore and Mo Bill's New Job Reading Caboose Chyna and the Rock Office Fightin' Reality Check Jib Jab Animation

6. Episode #606

Air Date: 2000-11-11

Nelson's People NYPD Blue Mandy Moore & Mickey Lorraine Mini-Golf Littlest Hoochie Charlie's Angels Premiere Swan-Customs Mandy Moore Sketch Mannequin Manslaughter 2 Mandy Moore Performs ""Candy""

7. Episode #607

Air Date: 2000-11-18

Li'l Kim Nookie Salon Lucky-Hillary Clinton Version Win Your Land Back Girly Time Trina's Thanksgiving Alison-Shrinky Dink Birth Control Pilgrim This Cold House #1 Outkast Performs ""B.O.B."" This Cold House #2 MAD Encore: Darlene McBride This Cold House #3

8. Episode #608

Air Date: 2000-11-25

The Cut Away Hammertime Lida & Melina-Firefighters Hospital Stuart Kidnapped #1 Stuart Kidnapped #2 The ""Grinch"" Premiere Loopgarue & Hulahoop Cypress Hill Performs ""Superstar"" Cypress Hill Performs ""Best of Me""

9. Episode #609

Air Date: 2000-12-09

Arnold Clone Movie Boogie Bass Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man Psychic Richard Lewis Backstage #1 Shaunda- Rock & Harpist Drop in Sketch-Oval Office Richard Lewis Backstage #2 Tiger's Caublasion Eatery Tito, Etc. Richard Lewis Backstage #3 MAD Encore-Just Between Us Girls

10. Episode #610

Air Date: 2000-12-16

This We Promise You Ed More Oscar Gold for Randy Alex's Wish How The Grinch Stole Christ Night Before Dolemite #1 Night Before Dolemite #2 Billboard Awards - Las Vegas Funky Xmas Story Everclear ""When All Goes Wrong"" MAD Encore- Raging Rudolph (109) Everclear ""AM Radio""

11. Episode #611

Air Date: 2001-01-13

This Week in Latin History - Pinata Gap Troll Trial Bunifa on Regis Gay Mob Boss Lennox Lewis Runner #1 Lennox Lewis Runner #2 Mr. Graham/ Jane Pauley Pay Per View Francesco's Date Dot Com Encore-Rocket Revengers Excitocolor (514)

12. Episode #612

Air Date: 2001-01-20

George Bush Speech La Isla de Gilligan The Land That I Love Loopgarue & Hulahoop - Movies Crack House Calls Clinton Farewell Melanie's Recovery Journal Encore - Swan Noir (423) Vitamin C Performs ""Itch""

13. Episode #613

Air Date: 2001-01-27

Sketches include ""Dude, Where's Air Force One"", ""Superbore No More #1"", ""Superbore No More #2"", ""The Breakup"", ""Superbore No More #3"", ""What Men Want"", ""Put Down the Gun"", ""Antonia - Help Wanted"", ""Kirk the Waiter"", ""Pot Luck"", ""Encore - All You Can Eat Lorraine (#518)""

14. Episode #614

Air Date: 2001-02-03

I'm Sorry Mrs. Jackson West Wing Mr. De Niro Depressed Again (Tow Truck 2) Radio Shack #1 Child Genius Radio Shack #2 Rusty At ""Angel"" Radio Shack #3 Incubus Performs ""Drive"" Encore-The Zapruder Films (#523) Incubus Performs ""Pardon Me""

15. Episode #615

Air Date: 2001-02-10

Chavez Remember Denzel Stuart Tooth Fairy Brightling Bon Voyage Trina's Valentine Pacific West Air Handicapped Parking Encore-Stick Chicks (#503)

16. Episode #616

Air Date: 2001-02-17

Bobby Brown's Crib N'Sync Movie TRL #1 Country Slammer Rusty & Freddie Prinze Jr. Grammy's with Clinton TRL #2 Sorry Mrs. Jackson TRL #3 Britney Spears Ally McBeal Nelly Performs ""Ride Wit Me"" Caution! Danger! Beware! Nelly Performs ""Country Grammar""

17. Episode #617

Air Date: 2001-02-24

Posin' Regis - Celebrity Millionaire Mrs. Campbell in D.C. Marvin Tikvah - Secretary's Day Tony Hawk - Will's Little Sister Bernard's Last Day Jay Z ""I Just Wanna Love You"" Encore - Politically Incorrect (#503)

18. Episode #618

Air Date: 2001-03-10

Negrosol E.R. et al Fightin' Ron at Principal's 1-800-FERTILE Buenos Dias San Diego 2: O-Town Reality Check - Black History Debra's Garden ENCORE - Star Wars '99 (#503) Green Day ""Warning""

19. Episode #619

Air Date: 2001-03-24

Oscar Medley Crouching Cops/Hidden Badges Andy Griffith 2001 Lorraine in Hollywood The Other Oscars Men Mars Women Venus Cybill Hell Almost Famous 2 with Patrick Fugit Real Castaway Encore - Wizard of Oz Lost Footage (#519)

20. Episode #620

Air Date: 2001-04-14

Brockovich Queen Latifah Pop Stars #1 Bedtime Pop Stars #2 Hot Tub Lorraine Pop Stars #3 All in the Family 2001 Marshall McBride LP Encore - Lida & Melina Meet Ricky (#510)

21. Episode #621

Air Date: 2001-04-21

Elton John Duets Tonight Show Jazzyburger Edward Mary Poppins NBC Promo The Plumber Trina Gets Some Encore - Will Hits the Big Time (#524) The Talk

22. Episode #622

Air Date: 2001-04-28

Reality Check - Clinton Tom Green Improv - Cow Swan Pick Up Driver's Ed New New Newlywed Game Point of No Returns Green Day Performs ""Blood Sex Booze"" CBS News - Survivor Encore - Spishak T-Hee Hee Shirts (#501)

23. Episode #623

Air Date: 2001-05-05

MTV Cribs - George W. Bush Kenny Rogers' Jackass Child Genius - Just Cloning Bring on the Sugar & Spice The Rock Junket - Mummy Returns CawellwellATT Marvin Tikvah - House For Sale Psychic 2 Memphis Bleek with Jay Z

24. Episode #624

Air Date: 2001-05-12

Sopranos Family Feud Stuart & The New Babysitter New Therapy with Bob Newhart Lida & Melina at McHooters Dr. Johnson MADtv Encore - He Got Gay (#404)

25. Episode #625

Air Date: 2001-05-19

Will and Grace Vancome's Last Stand Arnold Recording Session Blockbuster Awards 2001 Missing Link Lorraine Rusty and Chris Kirkpatrick MTV Icon - Whitney Encore - Mariah Misadventure (#511)

26. Holdover #626

Air Date: 2001-05-26

Lorraine The Tonight Show Oprah Toast To Broadway Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man Angry Couple N'Sync Movie (Mad TV Encore)

27. Holdover #627

Air Date: 2001-06-02

Melanie Griffith Rusty At The Playground Hall Monitor Raking Leaves Camping Trip Bunifa Personal Trainer Scared Straight (Mad TV Encore)

28. Holdover #628

Air Date: 2001-06-09

The More You Know 1 Denzel's Cable The More You Know 2 Doctor Wal Mart Mannequin Trial Bunifa Todos en la Familia (Mad TV Encore) The Rosie Show The Winleys

29. Holdover #629

Air Date: 2001-06-16

Phobia Doctors Maya Angelou Stuart Wedding Party Blindman and Faulty Voice Box Boy Gap Troll Antiques Roadshow News Report Literally I Love Lucy 2000 (Mad TV Encore)

30. Holdover #630

Air Date: 2001-06-23

Sketches: The More You Know: George W. Bush, Olympic Gymnasts, Ms. Swan: Dinner Date, Sex Face, Extras Seminar, MADTV ENCORE - Intensity, Stevie Comes Out of the Closet.

1. Episode #701

Air Date: 2001-09-22

""Lady MADtv"" ""Blind Date"" ""Mariah Movie"" ""Trina's Speed Date"" ""Rock Star Premiere"" ""Family Feud 2"" ""Wedding Video"" ""Encore- Sopranos (#624)""

2. Episode #702

Air Date: 2001-09-29

""The Music's Over"" ""Celebrity Fear Factor"" ""Fan Club"" ""Mike Tyson Grill"" ""Swan: Protection"" ""Brian's Secret Skill"" ""Bjork K-Mart Commercial"" ""Telethon Part 1"" ""Telethon Part 2""

3. Episode #703

Air Date: 2001-10-13

Lance Bass Show Rusty Helms Commercial Reality Check Child Genius Special Coach Michael Jackson Arnold Clone Movie (Mad TV Encore)

4. Episode #704

Air Date: 2001-10-20

Huge Momma Fatso Depressed Patriotic Persian Tow Truck Man Bully On The Line 1 Crack Addicts On The Line 2 Restaurant Estrella Viaje (Mad TV Encore) 20/20: Aaron Spelling

5. Episode #705

Air Date: 2001-11-10

Gonna Git Some Kung Fu: The Movie with Steven Segal Oprah: The Jeannie Fanucci Story This 'n' That with Rusty: Drew Barrymore Politically Incorrect Who Do You Love? This 'n' That with Rusty: Penny Marshall Devon's Creek (Mad TV Encore)

6. Episode #706

Air Date: 2001-11-17

A Word From The President NYPD Blue Mrs. Campbell I Do Like Girls Wigs For Kids Dateline Stuart Gets A Rival MTV Beach Party 1 MTV Beach Party 2 Nothing Commercial

7. Episode #707

Air Date: 2001-11-24

Bingo John (parody of *Nsync ""gone"") Lorraine Oprah Ms. Swan: Bunny the Vampire Slayer Fox News Weakest Link Leave It To Blink 182 Harry Potter Premiere

8. Episode #708

Air Date: 2001-12-01

Kenny Rogers Concert 7th heaven Yes, Noah Marvin Tikvah - Car Dealership America's Song Fox Nighttime Forever Furniture Drama Queens 101 The Vagina Monologues (Mad TV Encore) Talking to the Audience

9. Episode #709

Air Date: 2001-12-08

Triple H Bad Hair Day Emotion Bush and Triple H Michael Jordan Wrestling Championship Real Mofo Talk Show Fightin' Ron Actor Posin' (Mad TV Encore)

10. Episode #710

Air Date: 2001-12-15

""World, World, World"" (Parody of Jay-Z's ""Girls Girls Girls"") Santa's Elves Holiday Greetings from Kenny Rogers Trina Message to the Troops: Destiny's Child One Christmas Morning VH1 My Music Awards Message to the Troops: MC Hammer Not Me Lord Kingsford Family Christmas Lord of a Rings Review

11. Episode #711

Air Date: 2002-01-12

Reality Check Alias Whatever, Don't Matter(Parody of Shakira's ""whenever,whereever"" Miss Cleo with Ja Rule The Olsen Twins Fox News Segment MTV Diary Lili Hubsher: Werewolf Ja Rule performs La Ilsa de Giligan (Mad TV Encore)

12. Episode #712

Air Date: 2002-01-26

Snow Dogs Cell Mates Antiques Roadshow 3005 AD 1 Reality Check Antiques Roadshow 3005 AD 2 Homozide Antiques Roadshow 3005 AD 3 Harry Potter Sequels Mickey MTV Icons: Whitney Houston (Mad TV Encore) Usher performs

13. Episode #713

Air Date: 2002-02-02

Mad TV Rockin' Super Bowl Eve Spectacular 1 Bill Coors Happy Days Ms. Swan Mad TV Rockin' Super Bowl Eve Spectacular 2 Inside the Actors Studio Daphne Aguilera Stuart: Pet Shop (Mad TV Encore) Mad TV Rockin' Super Bowl Eve Spectacular 3/ Close

14. Episode #714

Air Date: 2002-02-09

Baby Gap Whore Wheel of Fortune Stuart's Scary Valentine Palm Organizer Sorority Row Terminator 2: The Musical Murderer Backstage 1 Swan Airplane (Mad TV Encore) Backstage 2

15. Episode #715

Air Date: 2002-02-16

Talcum X Stone Cold Steve Austin Fightin' Ron Public School House Rock Interjections Politically Incorrect Celebrity Family Feud Ms. Swan Amazing Medical Facts

16. Episode #716

Air Date: 2002-02-23

Barbie Gone Wild A Crosswalk to Remember Dot on Oprah DMX Date Stuart Birthday Figure Skating Commentary Absolute Vodka Sabrina Swan: Movie (Mad TV Encore)

17. Episode #717

Air Date: 2002-03-16

The Probe Friends You Sound Like Me(parody song) Chips 2002 Public School House Rocks Sexism Rusty Pacino and Deniro Bob Newhart (Mad TV Encore) Shakira performs

18. Episode #718

Air Date: 2002-03-23

Lords of the Bling The Greatest(parody of R.Kelly's ""The world's Greatest"") The Score Real M@%$***$#ing Talk Show Game Show Candy Band Inside the Actor's Studio Product Placement Brightling Greetings 1 (Mad TV Encore)

19. Episode #719

Air Date: 2002-04-06

Sorority Row Nicky Noodles, the Clown of God Mad Saturday Morning Behind the Music 1 Greg the Bunny Behind the Music 2 Who Knows the Band? Behind the Music 3 Jenny Jones Stuart: Grandma (Mad TV Encore) Angry Boss

20. Episode #720

Air Date: 2002-04-13

Providence Walter and Amber Bar Scene Embarrassing Parents Stoner News The Trial Dolemite (Mad TV Encore) Baseball Man

21. Episode #721

Air Date: 2002-04-20

Bean Town Bums Ultimate Fighting Championship Annoying Relatives Drama Queen American Cotton Council Lorraine Lookalikes You, Your Body, and You (Mad TV Encore) Bunifa

22. Episode #722

Air Date: 2002-04-27

I'm Not A Child (Parody of ""I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"") VD: What a Drag Politically Incorrect Dot Missing Glove Kenny Rogers Jackass Tenacious D performs Stuart: Tooth Fairy (Mad TV Encore) Tenacious D performs again Big Tank and the Cigarette Bitches

23. Episode #723

Air Date: 2002-05-04

Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man Group Therapy Public School House Rocks Fendernagle Enterprises Sunrise Yoga Music Store Reading Caboose (Mad TV Encore) Emmy Awards Passing Out

24. Episode #724

Air Date: 2002-05-11

JAG Glamazon Huntress Dismissed Vivica A. Fox at UPN The Dispute Jenny Jones - First Lady The Plan Encore - Goodnight Dad New Tunes

25. Episode #725

Air Date: 2002-05-18

Pixhilation Lance Bass Show The Real West Wing Mrs. Campbell The Wayne Brady Show Marvin Trina Dr. Johnson (Mad TV Encore) Paxadryl

1. Episode #801

Air Date: 2002-09-14

What's on TV The Anna Nicole Show Vin Diesel Movie Trailer Jenny Jones - Lazy Son All-Star American Idol Ted Koppel with Kelly Clarkson Iverson Podiatrist HBO Box Set

2. Episode #802

Air Date: 2002-09-21

The Kopples Part 1 The Kopples Part 2 Social Studies Project-Racism America At War Seven buddy Cops World's Queeniest Police Chases Sprint PCS Dr. Kylie Johnson Oprah

3. Episode #803

Air Date: 2002-09-28

Hot Up Here Jackie Chan Stuart Piano Lesson Public Schoolhouse Rock: Fatty MADtv at the Emmys 50's Diner Glamazon Huntress Dos Detention Insomnia

4. Episode #804

Air Date: 2002-11-02

Gangsta Lover A Wedding Story Chocolate Covered Peanuts Halftime Pep Talk Jump rope ""Bankruptcy,"" ""Palestine/Israel,"" ""Air Security"" Great Debate Tony Hawk Meets Anna Nicole Real Man Talk Bible Dude Performance by Xzibit

5. Episode #805

Air Date: 2002-11-09

Reality Show Cameras ""Translation"" Shakira Video Bambi Threesome Madden Popcorn Commercial Ms. Campbell: Fast Food Lawsuit Wayne Brady Show: Ja Rule Wal Mart Price Slashing Crossing Over with John Edwards Earl Scheib's Body Shop Police Special Shaggy performs ""Strength of a Woman"" Close-Bobby and the Audience

6. Episode #806

Air Date: 2002-11-16

Hidin' In My Closet Lorraine at College Dr. Phil - On Today's Show Center of the Earth Hey Joe Commercial 60 Minutes Birthday Party Spears on Sports Performance by the Strokes

7. Episode #807

Air Date: 2002-11-23

Marvin Tikvah - Father and Son Jack and Kelly Osbourne Open New From McDonalds Indiana University CHiPs 2002 - The New Sarge 7th Heaven with the Osbournes Die Another Day Premiere Stuart's Bright Shiny Lucky Day Pet Peeves Performance by Kelly Osbourne

8. Episode #808

Air Date: 2002-12-07

More Price Is Right The Real Bachelor Reality Check Takes Flight Snow White's Return Just for Lesbians Cloret at the Juice Bar Smarty Pants Challenge with Sum 41 Average Asian Sum 41 performs ""Still Waiting""

9. Episode #809

Air Date: 2002-12-14

Like I Am You Lords of the Bling II Sears Portrait Studio Trina - Job Interview Jump Rope ""Terror Alert"" Kappa for a Day O'Reilly Segment Laker Girl Bunifa Divine Dot Performance by Puddle of Mudd

10. Episode #810

Air Date: 2002-12-21

Christmas Tree Commercial Whitney & Bobby's Christmas How Winona Stole Christmas Santa's Helper April's Christmas Lorraine Goes Shopping Bible Dude Christmas Holiday Party Bon Jovi performs ""Bounce""

11. Episode #811

Air Date: 2003-01-18

Celebrity New Year's Resolutions (Madden, Shaq, Madonna) Oprah's Cash Giveaway Real ***********' News Family Gathering Jenny Jones Again Encore - 70's Health Film Queens of the Stone Age perform ""No One Knows"" Queens of the Stone Age perform ""Go With the Flow""

12. Episode #812

Air Date: 2003-01-25

Cruise Hey, It's Ovens For Kids Baby Jogger Glamazon Huntress Tres Vegas Calling Self-Defense Q.V.C Encore - Wizard of Oz: The Lost Footage Jerry O'Connell and Anthony Anderson in ""The Cure"" Jump Rope: Cell Phones

13. Episode #813

Air Date: 2003-02-01

Hooked on Phonics Dating Game Love Me Better Bunifa Trading Spaces Boys Gone Wild Connie Chung Tonight Dr. Kylie - Butt Seriously (Colonoscopy) Jamie Kennedy in ""Another Dispute"" Encore - Price is Lorright Nelly Performs ""Air Force Ones""

14. Episode #814

Air Date: 2003-02-08

People's Court: Fightin' Ron vs. Marvin Tikvah Joe Millionaire Sorority Row - Kappa Games Dubble Yoo and Wile E. Hussein Mondays on CBS Reality Check - On The March Spishak Excuses '98 Shaq Time Drama Queen Gets Mugged Encore - Politically Incorrect Marraige

15. Episode #815

Air Date: 2003-02-15

Virginal Mofaz - Marital Breakdown Brought to You By Happy V.D. Chuckie Brown Joe Millionaire and MAD Girls Bill O'Reilly Daredevil Premiere Book Talk Dot Valentine Encore - Trina's Valentine

16. Episode #816

Air Date: 2003-02-22

Look Who's Talking Angela's Canadian Cousin Ryan Seacrest intros Music Video Countdown Stuart and Doreen at a Restaurant Hidin' In My Closet Andy Dick as Daphne Aguilera A Little Pill Called Ecstacy Lady MADtv Piano Player The Greatest Supergrass performs ""Rush Hour Soul""

17. Episode #817

Air Date: 2003-03-08

Bomb, Bomb, Bomb CSI Hidden Video Queen of Queens Commercials From Around the World Jump Rope: Video Games Sunny Side of Saddam Presidential Physical Fitness Home for the Weekend Encore - Birdsitter t.A.T.u performs ""All the Things She Said""

18. Episode #818

Air Date: 2003-03-15

Michael Jackson gets a Reality Check Sorority Row: House Helpers The Other Half Swirly Time All-New Grand Theft Auto Entertainment Tonight Tonight Show with Eric Idle Encore - Lords of the Bling

19. Episode #819

Air Date: 2003-03-22

Connie Chung Oscar Show Nominated Actress Movie Trailer Mrs. Campbell: Hospital Just Made In Ten Days Real Oscar Talk II with Tommy Davidson and Fred Willard Rusty's Student Film The Al Pacino Experiement Woody Allen's Teen Sex Comedy Encore - Rick's New Friends with Queen Latifah

20. Episode #820

Air Date: 2003-04-05

Man vs. Beast Mariah Video: I'm Not Insane Jenny Jones: Reunited Why Women Leave Johnny Woo's Nightline Drawing with Jerry Mary Tyler Moore 2003 Prom Dress Encore - Second Hand Lorraine OK Go performs ""Get Over It""

21. Episode #821

Air Date: 2003-04-12

Dr. Phil Makes a House Call Anna Nicole #1 Mickey: Bank Robbery News Interview Anna Nicole #2 Commercial Parody Winner #1: Spishak: Hey It's Ovens for Kids (#812) Vera Magnus the Psychic Lady Anna Nicole #3 Commercial Parody Winner #2: John Madden: The Quick-Pop Popcorn Popper (#805) Mr Folger: Poetry Group Anna Nicole #4 Commercial Parody Winner #3: Ecstacy Anxiety Medication (#816) Folksmen performs ""Blood On the Coal"" & ""Start Me Up"" Cloret meets Countess Vaughn Show Close: Anna Nicole

22. Episode #822

Air Date: 2003-04-26

Maximen Oprah Golf Neverending Sketch This N That With Rusty Stardates Encore- Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man The Honeymooners Godsmack performs Closing - Mo

23. Episode #823

Air Date: 2003-05-03

Career Commercial Public Schoolhouse Rock: Substitute Teacher Garage Sale Stuart Visits His Father Drama Queen - Inside the Actor's Studio Missy Elliot Performs Brother Lucy Encore - Whitney Screws Up The Classics

24. Episode #824

Air Date: 2003-05-10

Mime Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man 7 Buddy Cops Sunday Morning Store Spears on Sports The Schnitzer Family Two Cops Encore- Ms. Campbell 7 Buddy Cops Close

25. Episode #825

Air Date: 2003-05-17

Johnny Woo's Legal Firm Spishak: Hey, It's Cars For Kids! Oprah's Jackass Marvin and Mindy Tikvah Lorraine Visits the Dentist Feuding Parents Ted Koppel's Herbal Essence Encore - Stuart's New Babysitter Close-Aries

1. Episode #901

Air Date: 2003-09-13

Music Video: 50 Cent, C.R.A.P. Welcome to Season 9 GAP Hag Fake TV (ABC) Marvin Tikvah & Hollywood Hopefuls California Recall Governors Debate 2003 #1 Rod Roddy: Divorce Lunch Date California Recall Governors Debate 2003 #2 Dot Hulk/Nick the Scientist Bible Dude: Illegal Music Downloading Music Performance: Mya performs ""My Love Is Like..Wo"" Show Close: Andy Dick argues with Michael McDonald

2. Episode #902

Air Date: 2003-09-20

Kmart Joe Boxer Lorraine Goes To The Beach Shaq and the Super Lakers Dr. Kylie: Puberty Music Video: ""Prostitution"" Real **********ing Emmy Special Madonna Childrens Book 7am Condo Report The Fighting Temptations Premiere Encore: A Wedding Story (#804) Close: Red Carpet (Ike & Aries)

3. Episode #903

Air Date: 2003-09-27

Olive Garden Boy Meets Goy Music Video: ""Consensual"" Sean the Freaky Floor Leader QVC Perry's Love Therapy MADtv at the Emmys Affleck Insurance Encore- Hooked on Phonics VG Close - Mo & Paul Red Carpet

4. Episode #904

Air Date: 2003-10-04

Archie Tomlinson Oldsmobile E! Celebrities Uncensored Queer Eye For The Strange Guy The O'Reilly Factor: Gray Davis Snuggle the Fabric Softner Bear Goes On A Bloody Rampage Stuart Sees A Therapist Freddy vs. Jason vs. Snuggle Tony Hawk's Boom Boom Restaurant Mrs. Campbell: Emergency Room Ike and Josh Hitprov Musical Performance: Chingy ""Right Thurr"" Closing: Jack Nicholson

5. Episode #905

Air Date: 2003-11-01

Average Asian Deux John Madden for Vagisil Angela's Funniest Home Video MTV's Direct Effect: 50 Cent Feline Feline & Hairball The Newlyweds Coldplay ""The Narcissist"" Music Video A Football Thing 7am Condo Report 2 The Powerslut Girls Matrix Revolutions Premiere Close: Bobby Outside of Studio

6. The 200th Episode

Air Date: 2003-11-08

Hey Mad Video The Vancome Bachlorette Lady Season Six Clip: The Sopranos - Edited For Content Season Eight Clip: Oprah's Thinning Camera Kenny Roger's Punk'd Artie Lange Salute's MADtv Season One Clip: Terms of Imprisonment Stuart Goes Shoe Shopping Literally: MADtv Audience Season Three Clip: Funky Walker, Dirty Talker w/ Halle Berry Ms. Swan at the DMV Season Five Clip: The Wizard of Oz Lost Footage Dot: The Return of Karen Season Three Clip: I Love Lucy '98 Real Mother F****n Talk's 200th Episode Season Three Clip: CLOPS Pilsbury Doughboy Show Close w/ Aries

7. Episode #907

Air Date: 2003-11-15

Me Against Madonna Washington Journal Sean's Surprise Birthday Party Wheel of Fortune: Government Worker Week Werewolf 2: Bad Credit Trina's Costume Party Sleep Cell Cat In The Hat Premier Part 1 Cat In The Hat Premier Part 2

8. Episode #908

Air Date: 2003-11-22

Everybody Loves Raymond's Lesbian Cousin TRL: Music Video: Emcee Esher Connie Chung Tonight: Paige By Paige Shaq And The Super Lakers Football Game Marriage Proposals Hollywood Squares: Stars Of UPN Geert The Dutch Boarder Feuding Family 2: Thanksgiving Dinner Kathy Griffin's D-List Celebrity Thanksgiving Special Closing: Feuding Family Food Fight

9. Episode #909

Air Date: 2003-12-06

The Today Show: Winter Concert Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man: Plane Ride Mexican Mariachi Band 60 Minutes Spishak Bug Zapper Special Patrick Special Olympics Saffron Johnson (Super Gay New Laker) Dr Phil: I Hear Voices Mo & Aries at the Vibe Awards Close: Vibe Awards

10. Episode #910

Air Date: 2003-12-13

Lords Of The Bling: The Return Of The Bling The Boys Of Abercrombie & Fitch Fake Sponsor: Hilton Hotels News Retractions The Lillian Verner Game Show OnStar Lorraine Makes A Baby Room Raucous Postal Workers Go Postal Connie Chung On E!: Kate Hudson's Baby Shower Access Hollywood: Smashmouth Close: LV Game Show Bloopers

11. Episode #911

Air Date: 2003-12-20

An Elizabeth Smart Christmas Powerslut Girls Vs. Frosty Bowling For Christmas A Marvin Tikvah Christmas Feuding Family Christmas Happy Holidays from Woody Allen Renee Zellwegger's Holiday Wish The Babysitter Mutilator Suge Knight's Court Ordered Holiday Album Westside Connection Performs Happy Holidays from LL Cool J

12. Episode #912

Air Date: 2004-01-10

Neverland Ranch Music Video Text Messaging The Simpler Life OnStar: Britney Spears Flu Sex Snow White Audition Drama Queen: Dinner Theatre Missing Film Strip Encore: ""Dot On Oprah"" Closing: ""The Simpler Life""

13. Episode #913

Air Date: 2004-01-17

John Madden's Movie Minute Scare Tactics Dr. Kylie: Fertility Oscar and Sugar Shane Celebrity Survivor Celebrity Survivor: Tribal Council Football Coach Court TV's A Simple Life Encore: ""Angela: Racism"" Closing: ""Celebrity Survivor: Meg Ryan and Dr. Phil""

14. Episode #914

Air Date: 2004-02-07

Gabmore Girls expedia.com Fake Sponsors Mrs. Campbell: The Apprentice The Kim Jong-Il Show Stuart: Next Door Aries' Vocal Tips The Bride Of Funkenstein Chrysler Drive & Love Encore: Senator Debate (#804) Ruben Studdard Performs ""What Is Sexy"" Close: The Bride Of Funkenstein Outtakes

15. Episode #915

Air Date: 2004-02-14

Abercrombie And Fitch 2 Crazy As Hell News The Lillian Verner Game Show: Valentines The Disneyland Scandal Two And A Half Men The Bureau Of Porno Actors Registration Real M************ Talk: Black History Month Action News Phillip Morris Awareness Campaign One For The Road Close: The Lillian Verner Game Show Outtakes

16. Episode #916

Air Date: 2004-02-21

Sketches: Mike Tyson's Gettin' It All Back Tour The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Opening Monologue Star Jones: Payless Shoes The Price Is Right Circa 1974 The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Guests Bae Sung Master Translator 2: Movie Set (Anna Faris) Happy Trails Lorraine Static Electricity Sweater Co. Encore: ""Angela's Big Fat Canadian Cousin"" Close: Lorraine

17. Episode #917

Air Date: 2004-02-28

Sketches: Colgate Commercial Dot: Spelling Bee Rusty: Academy Awards American Political Idol (Bill O'Reilly) Family Feud: Cold Mountain Vs. Lord of the Rings (Rich Talarico) The Olsen Twins' Hip Hop Sock Hop Self-Incrimination Encore: ""Spishak: Excuses! Excuses! Excuses! Excuses! '98"" Closing: American Political Idol: Clay Singing

18. Episode #918

Air Date: 2004-03-13

Trojan OvaMax Contraceptive Patch The Wayne Brady Show Gets Cancelled Cold Case Taco Hell Wedding Day Jay Walking Mania Pirate Party Productions A Farewell To Frasier Fake Sponsor: UCLA Body Donor Program Encore: Public School House Rocks!: Nouns (#717) Close: Cold Case

19. Episode #919

Air Date: 2004-03-20

Over The Rainbow #1 Who Wants To Be A Super Duper Millionaire Over The Rainbow #2 It's A Small World: Revenge Of Satans Undead Dolls 7am Condo Report 3 Crossing The Hell Over ABC Schedule Bae Sung: Airport Gay Hulk 2: Me Out Of Closet Fake Sponsors The Kim Jong-Il Show: JC Chasez Encore: Kenny Rogers' Jackass (#623) The Rear View To The World-Wide Websters Dictionary Close: Crossing The Hell Over

20. Episode #920

Air Date: 2004-04-10

John Madden: Easter Money Dot: NOT a 24 Sketch Geert Gets A Job QVC Over 40 Hitprov-Romeo and Julie Encore: Ms. Campbell Fast Food Lawsuit Supermarket Superheros Sam Adams Time Travels

21. Episode #921

Air Date: 2004-04-17

Average Asian: Dating Movie Trailer (Kiss The Twisted Eye Of The Beholder Of The Ya-Ya Double Jeopardyhood) The Price Is Right: Circa 1986 Funkenstein Against Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde Bae Sung: Court Interpreter Encore: Oprah's Thinning Camera (#822) Restaurant Proposal Choppy The Janitor Close: Funkenstein Outtakes

22. Episode #922

Air Date: 2004-05-01

Angela: Heroes On Montel The Wizard of Oz: Realistic Ending Marvin Tikkvah: Chubby Chaser Love The OC Meets American Idol Losers Sean the Floor Leader: Bring Your Child To Work Day Food Network: Eggsellent Marathon Encore: Stuart Gets A Rival (#706) Closing: OC Outtakes

23. Episode #923

Air Date: 2004-05-08

Whoopi Goldberg for SlimFast Dr. Kylie: Chinese Bird Flu Coach Heinz Lillian Verner Game Show III: Mother's Day Helenzilla Choppy: Sexual Harassment Drunk POV Encore-Dot: Child Genius Dr. Kylie Outtakes

24. Episode #924

Air Date: 2004-05-15

What Can Brown Do For You? Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man: Prom Night Hollywood Squares: Desperate Gimmick Week Doggone Tired Of Them! Dominic The Giant At Work Shot In The Head Metaphorica Kappa Kappa Kappa - Sorority Row Makeover Encore: Loraine Goes to College Fox Action News Close: Brown/Squares Outtakes

25. Episode #925

Air Date: 2004-05-22

Baby Abercrombie Superstitious Knights: Jinx Letters To Lincoln Stuart: Poker Game Real **********ing Talk: Censored The Price is Right: Prehistoria Funkenstein vs. the Werewolf Hookers Close-Aries

1. Episode #1001

Air Date: 2004-09-18

Opening Credits Conflict Crazy as Hell: Alien vs. Predator Angela & Natalie Stalk the President Crazy as Hell: Benji Jello Shots Crazy as Hell: Vanity Fair Abercrombie Rumble Jeopardy The Amazing Presidential Race Part I Twisted Crust Pizza Complete-za The Amazing Presidential Race Part II Close-Bobby

2. Episode #1002

Air Date: 2004-09-25

Growing Up Gotti/Open - Stephnie Alien vs. Princess Diaries 2 vs. Snuggle Chili's Commercial Outtakes 1 Coach Hines: Funeral Chili's Commercial Outtakes 2 MADtv Presidential Debate (Parts 1 & 2) Chili's Commercial Outtakes 3 Bae Sung: Uh-Oh, Hot Dog! Trading Spouses Close - Ike

3. Episode #1003

Air Date: 2004-10-02

Open - Oprah Makes MADtv Wishes Come True FOX Election Update - John Madden TRL Rock the Vote The Letourneau Family Real Mofo Talk - Election Eve Special Ashlee Simpson Show Crazy as Hell - Open Water Premiere My Pet Goat: Bush vs. Kerry on 9/11 Christina Milian performs ""Whatever U Want"" Close-Ashlee Simpson Show

4. Episode #1004

Air Date: 2004-11-06

Open: Ashlee Simpson Performance The Duckling The Fantanas 7AM Condo Report 4: Hurricane MTV Diary: Delicious Morisette Post-Election Party I Love the '00s Abercrombie: Apple Sherry the Stripper Gatoraide Close-Frank's Impressions

5. Episode #1005

Air Date: 2004-11-13

Open- Mike, Aries, & Will Average Asian: Party Britney Spears video ""My Predicament"" Kobe Thunder Shoes Kenny Rogers Reality Show Stuart: Vacuum Salesman Superstitious Knights: Jinx II (Wedding) Marilyn Manson performs ""Personal Jesus"" Close-Bobby & Professor Gigglepepper

6. Episode #1006

Air Date: 2004-11-20

Open: Aries, Jordan, & Keegan Bill Maher's Punk'd Dot: Little Miss Petite Princess Pageant The Wizard of Odd Norah Jones Party Real Mofo Talk: Thanksgiving Lean Mean Turkey Grillin' Machine Ja Rule performs ""Wonderful"" Close-Norah Jones Singing

7. Episode #1007

Air Date: 2004-11-27

Open-Stephnie Celebrity Quarters Sean the Floor Leader - Supply Cabinet Mini Pullover Aries & Ike at the Vibe Awards Drama Queen - Airplane Musical Funkenstein vs. Creature from the White Lagoon Courtroom Close- Bobby & Daniele's MADtv T-Shirts

8. Episode #1008

Air Date: 2004-12-11

Verb Alert System Infomercial Death to America (Al Jazeera TV) The Right Time to Make Love Film 7AM Condo Report: Mexican Flu Shots Lillian Verner Game Show 4 Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man: John Kerry Cragg Breakfast Avril Lavigne performs ""Nobody's Home"" Close-Death to America

9. Episode #1009

Air Date: 2004-12-18

Fantanas 2: New Holiday Flavors Celebrity Quarters 2: Holiday Edition Abercrombie: All-White Holiday Shaq and the Former Lakers Cartoon Gap Commercial Ike and Aries at the 2004 Billboard Awards Real **********ing Talk: Holiday Show Holly and the Mistletoe Tappers Musical Performance by Nelly Close: Ike and Aries talking with Gloria Estefan

10. Episode #1010

Air Date: 2005-01-08

People's Court: Loves 'Em and Pile of Leaves 'Em Bae Sung: Auto Repair Shop Special Patrick: Newscast Ray's Grudge - A Blind Date with Terror Lavitra Inside Looking Out Marvin Tikvah: Private Swim Lessons Open Water Affairs The Hives perform ""Two-Timing Touch and Broken Bones"" Close-Special Patrick Outtakes

11. Episode #1011

Air Date: 2005-01-22

American Idol Music Video ""Since We Were On"" Bible Dude and Choir Boy: Teen Pop Dr. Kylie: Breast Implants Garnier vs. Pantene vs. Queen Helene Morbidly Obese Albert MADtv Sponsors Cool Brother Jake The Kim Jong-Il Show: Donald Trump The Donnas perform ""I Don't Wanna Know"" Close-Paul

12. Episode #1012

Air Date: 2005-02-05

Extreme Makeover Deluxe Edition FOX Super Bowl Pre-Game #1 Dot: Psychological Evaluation FOX Super Bowl Pre-Game #2 Ms. Swan: Valentine Candy Frank & Ike at Super Bowl Media Day The Brightlings III Union Strike Close-FOX Super Bowl Pre-Game #3

13. Episode #1013

Air Date: 2005-02-12

Madden Birdhouse The Phantom of the Oprah Handicap Helpers The Price Better Be Right... Lida & Melina: MTV Spring Break Reality Check: Ashlee Simpson Bae Sung: French Airways Desperate Housewives Close-Desperate Housewives

14. Episode #1014

Air Date: 2005-02-19

Snoop Dogg/Pharell video: ""Smokin' Too Much Pot"" Hallmark #1 Stuart: Moving On Hallmark #2 Lorraine Goes Bowling Hallmark #3 Lillian Verner Game Show 5 Houseguest Felicia Screwup News Close-Stuart Outtakes

15. Episode #1015

Air Date: 2005-02-26

Lost 7AM Condo Report: Oscar Edition Gambling-o-Holic Intervention Inside Looking Out II The B.S. Black History Minute Close-Survivor Audition

16. Episode #1016

Air Date: 2005-03-12

Dr. Phil: Good Parenting Jacko's Wacko Trial Rusty: Presidential Questions Forum Ike & Ron at American Idol Final 12 Party Tank at a Night Club Stand Up Routine Peggy Partain the Roller Skating Champ The Forty Million Dollar Baby Close-Rusty

17. Episode #1017

Air Date: 2005-03-19

TRL: Maroon 5 Anna Nicole Perfume (Channel 5) QVC Latin Hour How to Telephone a Girl The Right News Photo eBay Addict Party Girl Cragg Reality Show Encore: Cold Case (#918) Close-Anna Nicole

18. Episode #1018

Air Date: 2005-04-09

Cops (Rufus Champagne II) Marvin Tikvah: Rehab Taco Hell II Old Man Stan Married Females Seek Fun Sexual Harrassment Accusations Steven Cragg Film ""Sex Video"" Encore: ""Bomb, Bomb, Bomb"" Music Video (#817) Close-Old Man Stan

19. Episode #1019

Air Date: 2005-04-23

The Barbecue Bus Sprint Ringtones Coach Hines: Career Day Pimp My Bride Inside Looking Out III Big Lady, Mini Cooper Christie Brinkley's Ab Zapper Detroit Star Naming Institute Front Row Rappers Close-Bush Sprint Ringtone

20. Episode #1020

Air Date: 2005-04-30

Open: Michael the Dog Trainer Sherry the Stripper: By the Pool Coah Hines: Basketball Game Marital Role Playing The Lillian Verner Game Show VI Inside the Actor's Studio: Artie Lange Favorite Primetime Parody Winner: The Sopranos (#624) Miss Teen USA Close: Lillian Verner Game Show Outtakes

21. Episode #1021

Air Date: 2005-05-07

Celine Dion's Miracle Tour a les bebes Vehicular Verb Alert 24 with Bobby Lee Real Mofo Talk: Mother's Day CONSTABLES Funkenstein vs. Queen Nefertiti Cosby Show Reunion A Wedding Story: The Zizmors Close-Bobby

22. Episode #1022

Air Date: 2005-05-14

Open: Displaced Kidneys Tank: Playboy Mansion Mrs. Campbell Goes to the Movies TRL: Emcee Escher The B.S. II The Kissing Game Bible Dude: Video Games Whitney and Bobby Return Close: Tank

23. Episode #1023

Air Date: 2005-05-21

Open: Make a Wish Handicap Helpers: Home Invasion Average Asian: Surprise Birthday Party Superstitious Knights: Regional Hamlet Champions Sean the Floor Leader: Sexual Harrassment Your New Neighbor MADtv Presents Frank Caliendo National Security Advisor Close-Aries & Cast

1. Episode #1101

Air Date: 2005-09-17

Season 11 premiere with spoofs of "March of the Penguins", "Wedding Crashers", and "House".

2. Episode #1102

Air Date: 2005-09-25

Nicole and Bobby at the Emmy's red carpet; spoof of "The View".

3. Episode #1103

Air Date: 2005-10-02

Bobby Lee and Nicole Parker hit the red carpet at the Emmy Awards.

4. Episode #1104

Air Date: 2005-11-05

Special Guest Appearance by Eric Balfour and Musical Performance by The Dandy Warhols.

5. Pamela Anderson

Air Date: 2005-11-12

Sketches: Dr. Larry's Sleeping Pills, Abercrombie and Fitch: Blackercrombie, Inside Looking Out: Compact Discovery, Kurt Jones Buick Autoplex, Wheel of Fortune: Stacked, Goodnight America Late Night Tonight Show, Sanford and Son 2005.

6. Christopher Meloni

Air Date: 2005-11-19

Sketches: The Boob Whisperer, Only Vegas, FOX NFL Sunday, Dot Goddard America's First Thanksgiving, Camp Winnetonka, Juvenile Hall Break, Voyage of the Sailship Mayflower, Holly Meadow Estates Community Crime Watch Meeting, Lorenz Kid-Aid.

7. John Cena

Air Date: 2005-11-26

Sketches: Taradise, Boston Legal, Jazzed For Crafts: Monster Truck Rally, Marvin Tikvah's Search for a Star, Coach Hines: Bus Ride, 24 with Bobby Lee: John Cena, Knobs, MADtv's on/the/DoWnLoaD.

8. Jeff Garlin

Air Date: 2005-12-10

Sketches: Music Video Black Eyed Peas featuring George W. Bush "My Slump", Runaway TV Audience Bleachers, Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man Another Baby, Sesame Street Bird Flu, Lillian Verner Game Show Segway, Fuddermuckers, Ho Nuva Leva.

9. Holiday '05 Special Edition

Air Date: 2005-12-17

Movie trailer for Memoirs of a Geisha derides the movie as being a pretentious Cinderella story with a Japanese prostitute; Stuart Larkin (McDonald) makes his Christmas requests to Santa, Sean Gidcomb (McDonald) retires and introduces his employees to his replacement (Neil Patrick Harris), on Inside Looking Out, the LaMantroses (Peele, Parker) sing "Kwanzmas Carols".

10. Michael Rapaport

Air Date: 2006-01-07

Sketches: Action 5 News, Bae Sung: Monday Night Football, Superstitious Knights: Casino, Laguna Biotch, Blind Kung Fu Master, Lincoln, Shop America, Steven Cragg: Make A Wish.

11. Michael McDonald

Air Date: 2006-01-14

Sketches: Disney Girl: Wonderfully Normal Day, Crazy as Hell 2005, George Bush: Looking Forward, Celebrity Obsessed, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Krumpin Clowns: Retirement Home, Steven Cragg: Black Friends, Paula Zahn Now.

12. Episode #1112

Air Date: 2006-01-28

Sketches: Music Video: Hilary Duff "Sake Of My Fame", Walk The Line: Deleted Footage, Montel Chilliams, Deadwood, Jordan's Driving Lesson, Grey's Anatomy, Luann Lockhart: Warm Up, Ka-Son: Partial Payment, My Loss Is Your Gain.

13. Episode #1113

Air Date: 2006-02-04

Sketches: Music Video Snoop Dogg Get Paid, FOX NFL Sunday Superbowl, Last Holiday, QVC Quacker Factory, Tank Tailgate Party, My Name Is Dubya, Marvin Tikvah Search For A Star, Ka Son Valentines Day Cookies, Cragg Father-Son Football Game.

14. Episode #1114

Air Date: 2006-02-18

Sketches: Black History Minute Water Polo, Lillian Verner Survivor Edition, Blacks Take Over, Gayngster, Bigg Wangs, The Hype Jingleberrie: Krump Lesson, George Bush Audience Q and A, Ho Nuba Lebol Jeff Probst, Carolla and Kimmel On Ice.

15. Episode #1115

Air Date: 2006-03-04

Emma Thompson (Parker) and Jeremy Irons (McDonald) star in Fart Camp; Jovan Muskatelle (Key) raves about Oscar-nominated movies during a newscast; James Blunt (Parker) appears topless and narcissistic in a parody of "Beautiful"; Donald Trump (Caliendo) appears on Sesame Street; Ike Barinholtz and Bobby Lee frighten moviegoers with their loud actions; Marvin Tikvah (McDonald) announces the winner for his Search for a Star contest. Jason Mraz performs "Geek in the Pink".

16. Episode #1116

Air Date: 2006-03-18

Sketches: Brokeback Mountain The Cowgirls, 24 with Bobby Lee Louie Anderson Audition, Weekends With Maury and Connie, Bae Sung Switch, Music Ashlee Simpson "L.O.S.E.R", Hello Hollywood. Hello!, Starbucks Superheroes, Cragg Good Samaritan.

17. Jason Mraz

Air Date: 2006-04-08

Sketches: Hamburger Helper, Michael's Adopted Baby Beth, Yvoone Criddle Stolen Parking Spot, Blind Kung Fu Master Blind Student, Karen's New Girlfriend, HNL Ice Age II, Never-ending Conga Line, Let's Be Honest, Cragg Zombie Surprise Party.

18. Episode #1118

Air Date: 2006-04-15

Sketches: The Best Of Bo Bice: "Red, Bice and Blue", Everybody Hates Morgan, Tammy the Stripper, 60 Minutes, Network Censor, Handicap Hostess, Teen Fraternity Keg Party, Cragg: Father-Son Day, MADtv At The Playboy Mansion.

19. Episode #1119

Air Date: 2006-04-29

Sketches: The Jeffersons '06, Baby's First Playdate, Coach Hines: Oliver Twist, Malfunctioning Flashlights, Ka-Son: Club Liaison, Stuart: Big Brother, Knobs, Medium.

20. Bo Bice

Air Date: 2006-05-06

Sketches: Weekends with Maury and Connie, Ike and Bobby Go Clubbing, Dr Kylie: Medical Malpractise Trial, Rise and Shine, North Dakota, Hello, Iraq. Hello!, Red Flag Girls, Encore: Stuart: Moving Day.

21. Episode #1121

Air Date: 2006-05-13

Sketches: Graduation Speech G. W. Bush R. Jackson W. Shatner, 1st Annual Video Game Awards, Ike and Bobby Go To Nascar, Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man Tapped Out, Metal Workshop Pizza Party, Stuart Meets His Father, Cragg Practical Jokes.

22. Season 11 finale

Air Date: 2006-05-20

Sketches: The Land Before Jesus, MADtv Wrap Party Preparation, Office Groper, The Three Minute Meal, The Ring-Arounds, Bae Sung On The Sopranos, Nannies, Encore: Stuart Gets Lost.

1. Episode #1201

Air Date: 2006-09-16

Coach Hines accuses innocent team players of using steroids and ignores an obvious user, Weekly Kid News With Toby, a parody of High School Musical has high-schoolers sing about their sordid secrets.

2. Howie Mandel, Chingy

Air Date: 2006-09-23

A parody of The Hills; a claymation episode of Real Police Videos; Maury Povich (McDonald) and Connie Chung (Lee) star in their own reality; Ellen DeGeneres (Parker) becomes the new spokeswoman for adopting Iraqi children; Jordan Peele's romantic R&B song is really about playing video games; animated piece in which Suri Cruise pleas for helping escape from her father Tom; Larry King makes crude comments about Lost; on 24 with Bobby Lee, Howie Mandel teaches Lee how to be a better comedian; an ugly girl (Flanagan) with magic powers makes everyone beautiful, but can't ...

3. Episode #1203

Air Date: 2006-09-30

Sketches: "The Marine" Deleted Scenes, Dane Cook Stand-Up, Regional Champs: Dealz, The Dixie Chicks "I Will Never Apologise", Madea's Ladies Night, Attitudes and Feelings, Both Desirable and Sometimes Secretive, Restaurant Scene, Hooters.

4. Nelly Furtado

Air Date: 2006-11-04

Sketches: Project Runway, Inside Looking Back, First Light Yoga, Sesame Street: Internet Pedophile, John Kerry Apologizes, Eugene Struthers goes to a Ho Nuba Lebol with Nelly Furtado, Condi Comes to Harlem, Fake Band: Fluffy Jump Spoon.

5. Episode #1205

Air Date: 2006-11-11

Sketches: Intervention B. Lee, Not a Black Thing, N. Furtado and Timberland, Keegan Bobby, Tom LaPont Real Estate, "Family Guy" with S. MacFarlane, Schwarzenegger Directs, HNL Eva Longoria, No Faux Killa Performs "Survivah", LevitRol.

6. Episode #1206

Air Date: 2006-11-18

Britney Spears (Parker) and Kevin Federline (Barinholtz) film themselves cooking Thanksgiving dinner; a rude driver (McDonald) mocks homeless people; Al Roker (Peele) hosts Mad TV's Thanksgiving Parade; obsessive fan Larry Felmore (McDonald) continues to defend his favorite celebrities; a single mother (Parker) wishes for the days before she had a child in a commercial for the morning-after pill; Aaron Sorkin introduces an X-rated version of Studio 60 on Sunset Strip featuring behind-the-scenes drama during a porno shoo; on 24 with Bobby Lee, Lee receives a check-up ...

7. Episode #1207

Air Date: 2006-11-25

Sketches: Black Friday, Capote Infamous, Coach Hines, Cactus Ridge Desert Classic, Sound of Music Alternative Endings, Dane Cook gets Heckled, OJ Simpson Interview If I Did It, Here's How It Happened, Attitudes and Feelings Both Desirable.

8. Rocky Balboa, Mr. T

Air Date: 2006-12-09

Sketches: Snoop Dogg Directs MADtv, Iraqi Protesters, Welcome Back Teddy, Music Video Sly Stallone Bring it Back, Apocalypto Press Junket, Donimo's Pizza and Brownies, North Korean Nuclear Test Footage, Adam Tells A Story, Flavor of Love.

9. Jeff Probst

Air Date: 2006-12-16

Sketches: Secret Santa, Holiday Sex Party, Movie Review Show, Saw 4: Jingle Hell, Maury and Connie's All Star Christmas Spectacular, Jeff Probst Sings the Songs Inspired by "Survivor", Tori McLachlan "Merry X-Mas".

10. Episode #1210

Air Date: 2007-01-06

Sketches: The Fast, Music Video: My Chemical Romance "The Black Tirade", Commercial: Post-it, The King Henry Show, Dreamgirls, Commercial: Yusuf Islam's Greatest Hits, Crazy as Hell: News Stories of 2006, Elephant-Gorilla Conference.

11. Episode #1211

Air Date: 2007-01-20

Sketches: Steve Jobs Reveals the iPhone, Sesame Street Dirty Bomb, Splash Cola Open , Coffee Twins, Many Shows with "Johnny" Gan and Pongo, Who'd a Thunk?, Madison's Bat Mitzvah, Medium with Bae Sung, Brutha on the Make, Suicide Note.

12. Mary Lynn Rajskub

Air Date: 2007-02-03

Sketches: Superstitious Knights Regional Football Champs, Battle Speech, Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man Condoleeza Rice, Live Interview Paula Abdul, 24 with Bobby Lee, QVC Quacker Factory Monday Night Quackball, 2007 Toyota Yaris.

13. Episode #1213

Air Date: 2007-02-10

Sketches: Bobby Gets Judged, Montel Video, Unused "Law and Order" Openings, L.A.P.D Pinatas, Barack Obama Crashes Hillary Clinton's Celebration, Proposal at the Aviary, Blind Kung Fu Master in Space, Wing Woman, 3 Minute Valentines.

14. Lise Nova, Gwen Stefani

Air Date: 2007-02-17

Sketches: Grey's Anatomy with House M.D, Great Moments in African-American History with Flavor Flav, The Ellen Degeneres Show Ugly Betty, Attitudes and Feelings, Both Desirable and Sometimes Secretive, Gwen Stefani Video.

15. Episode #1215

Air Date: 2007-02-24

Sketches: Open: Oscar Fashion, Gimme Dat Oscar, Nice White Lady, Larry Oscar Madness, Oprah Winfrey Oscar Special, The Lillian Verner Game Show: Oscar Edition, Ike and Bobby: Oscar Mania, Disney Girl: Adult Film Audition, Fart Camp.

16. Rob Corddry

Air Date: 2007-03-10

2007 Release. Sketches: Open: Silence of the Spears, The Ballad, Steve Jobs Reveals the iRack, Silent Vengeance, Tried, Shark Cam, Coach Hines: Ice Cream Parlor, Condi Comes to Harlem II, Grandmother vs Granddaughter, Curious Old Lady.

17. Edge

Air Date: 2007-03-17

Sketches: Open Edge's Workout , $40-a-day, Last Speech, Girl's Soccer Awards Ceremony, Attitudes and Feelings, Both Desirable and Sometimes Secretive, Brutha at the Cinema, Adam Gives a Toast, Crafty Gals: Video Store.

18. Tom Bergeron

Air Date: 2007-04-07

Show Open: Ike Barinholtz Presents Spring Break Stories; Morning Before Pill; The Jazz Dingleberries Sing About S.T.D's; I'm Not a Whore; Celebrity Pet's: Paris Hilton's Pets Leu-ken & Bambi; The Lillian Verner Game Show Spring Break Edition With Tom Bergeron; Tyra Talks About Racism; Knobs; Ike Barinholtz & Bobby Lee With Oliver From the Make a Wish Foundation; Ungrateful Rap Artist Gets a Lesson From Jesus In Thankfulness; V.H.1's Best Weed Ever; Hypocrite Parents; Show Close: Ike Barinholtz & Bobby Lee With Oliver Out-takes.

19. Jamie Kennedy

Air Date: 2007-04-14

Show Open: Ike Barinholtz Presents a Bobby Lee Montage; Dr. Phil Talks to Liars; Inside Looking Out Goes to Therapy; Date Grape Soft Drink Fake Commercial; Bobby Lee's 24 With Jamie Kennedy; More Comedy; Deal Or No Deal Gets a Sore Loser; Senior Speed-Dating; Celebrity Pets: David Blaine's Dog Houdini; That's Not Funny; Show Close: Bobby Lee Meditates With Jamie Kennedy.

20. Leah Remini

Air Date: 2007-04-21

Open: Bad Girls: Nicole P opens the show talking about how MADtv doesn't particpate in doing crazy stunts to get ratings for May Sweeps, however, this is proven to be a lie when Crista kisses her, Lisa comes out and her and Crista start dancing with each other, and Nicole RJ and Arden come onstage in rather risque outfits.Heroes: In a Heroes parody, a cheerleader (Crista) fails to tell her Dad (Michael) a secret, a woman (Nicole P) fools her reflection, and an asian man (Bobby) talks about his time travel powers.Joey: A therapist (Keegan) visits a family's house (Lisa, Ike, Michael) because they are angry that Joey (Frank) refuses to stop talking like a stereotypical, movie-like mobster. Commercial: Seal's Comeback CD: Seal (Jordan) is doing a commerical for his comeback CD, but Heidi Klum, his wife, (Crista) keeps interrupting it.Hungover Presentation: A woman (Nicole P) comes into work late, hung-over, and disgruntled. She then explains it was because she was drinking last night and got home at 4AM. Unluckily for her, she has to give a presentation about using tele conferences. Gone With the Wind Alternate Endings: The actress of Slave #8 (Nicole RJ) in Gone With the Wind reveals alternate endings, including an explicit one, a random dance musical, and one filled with special effects. Special guest Michael Rapaport as Rhett Butler, and with Nicole P as Scarlett O'Hara.HNL: Leah Remini: Eugene (Keegan) finds Leah Remini in a hotel room while delivering flowers.E.R. & Famous: CBS has combined ER and Armed & Famous into a show called "E.R. & Famous", featuring celebrities as doctors, with Kellie Pickler (Lisa), Kathy Griffin (Nicole P), Snoop Dog (Keegan), and Monique (Nicole RJ).Celebrity Pets: Tara Reid's Dog: Tara Reid's dog talks about how his life with her, which mostly includes him staying up until 3 A.M. waiting for her to come home and to help her get around while she is drunk and/or high.Officer Friendly: A woman (Arden) is pulled over for speeding by a cop (Keegan). She then explains to the officer that her son is missing, but instead of doing anything, the officer hits on her.

21. Carl Edwards

Air Date: 2007-05-05

Show Open: Cinco De Mayo Celebrated; Survivor Holy War #1 & #2; Scrubs parody; Seasonil Period Control Commercial Parody; House Promo Parody; Bobby Lee & Jordan Peele Make a Deordorant Commercial With Tito Ovitz; Britney and K-Fed go to Divorce Court; V.H.1's Best Mom Ever; Survivor Holy War #3; Discussing Politics With Barrack Obama; Tank At the California Speedway With Carl Edwards; MadTv Fake Performance: Sissy Felony Jackson; Show Close: Jordan Peele In Extreme Pain After the Commercial.

22. Fred Willard

Air Date: 2007-05-19

Sketches: Season Ending Cliffhangers, Blind Kung Fu Master vs Galvadahl, King Henry Fast Food, Coach Hines High School Prom, Church Roast, Tori McLachlan Graduation Song, I Shouldn't Be Alive, Astroman vs Killbrain the Fury Car Dealership.

1. MADtv Ruined My Life: The Outrageous Sketches That Shocked a Nation

Air Date: 2007-09-15

How MadTv Ruined My Life: Special Guest Star Jerry Springer and his T.V. audience take series regular Nicole Parker and using various clips from the past seven years of the show, try to reveal to her how the show has supposedly ruin people's lives. Clips include The Wizard of Oz Lost Footage; Batteries Not Included; The Zapruder Home Movies; It's a Football Thing; It's Getting Hot In Here; Big Bird Gets the Bird Flu and Brian's Secret Skill. Other shorts included (but are not part of the Jerry Springer showcase) are: Brown; John Madden Demonstrates Ace Power Tools on Valentines Day and the R. U. 486 Birth Control Pill Fake Commercial.

2. Survivor: MADtv

Air Date: 2007-09-22

Survivor MadTv: Special Guest Star Jeff Probst hosts a special on the best MadTv prime-time parodies ever. The parodies include: Survivor Cook Islands (all four segments); I Love Lucy 2, Lucy Meets Prince; The Honeymooners 2003; The Andy Griffith Show Meets Hannibal Lecter; P.A.X. Presents The Sopranos; Phantom of the Oprah; Montel Chilliams; and Clops III.

3. I WANT My MADtv

Air Date: 2007-09-29

I Want My MadTv. Online gossip columnist Perez Hilton using his research from the Internet, uses previous clips from past episodes of MadTv to show us the best of pop-culture parodies. The segments include: Kenny Rogers Jackass; Bomb, Bomb, Bomb; Nicole and K-Fed Give Thanks; Memoirs of a Geisha; I'm Beautiful; T.R.L.: Emcee Esher; Apple Presentation: The iRack; and Tickle Me Emo.

4. MADtv's Most Wanted

Air Date: 2007-10-06

MadTv's Most Wanted: In this episode, regular castmember Michael McDonald with special guest star Susan Sarandon take a look at some of the best loved MadTv characters to appear in the show. The sketches are as follows: Swan of Hearts, The Coach Hines Half Time Show, Vancome Casino Lady, Bae Sung Auto Craze, Dot Goddard Little Miss Pretty, Stuart Moving Day, & Lorraine At College.

5. Episode #1305

Air Date: 2007-11-03

Britney Spears Sings at MadTv's New Home, the Music Box Theater; Show Open: Bobby Lee and Michael McDonald; Backstage with Carlos Mencia 1 & 2; Bobby Lee's 24 with Carlos Mencia; Dream Date with Master Chief of Halo 3; Sad Fiddy Cent: I Don't Want to Be Sad No More; Dateline: To Catch a Sexual Predator; New Castmember Johnny Sanchez Properly Introduces Himself; Backstage with Carlos Mencia 3; Arden Myrin Helps Family Guy Celebrate it's 100th Episode Party; Dateline: Catching Master Chief In the Act; Show Close: Christa Flanagan and Cast.

6. The Band WIth Joey Fatone

Air Date: 2007-11-10

MadTv Fake Song: iScrewed, Show Open: Keegan Michael Key and Christa Flanagan discuss her bloody Hannah Montannah experience, Commercial Comparison in Stereotypes, Backstage With Joey Fatone: Discovering the History of the Music Box Theater, Hollywood Lip Service, Bobby Lee and Johnny Sanchez on the Rice and Beans Tour, Newest Cast Member Anjelina Johnson Properly Introduces Herself, The Rise and Fall of Airway to Heaven, MadTv Fake Performance with Airway to Heaven, Show Close: Michael McDonald.

7. 300th Episode Milestone

Air Date: 2007-11-17

The 300th Episode: Whitney Houston's Back On MadTv, Show Open: Michael McDonald and Keegan Michael Key Salute the Dummy, Lorraine Wins a Trip, Nicole Parker Brings Mo Collins Onstage, Jordan Peele Backstage Confidential with Debra Wilson, The Getcha' Gotcha' Squad, The Rice and Beans Tour Part 2 with Bobby Lee and Johnny Sanchez, Keeping On Top of the Kids, MadTv Presents Stand-Up Comic Steven Byrne, MadTv Encore: Raging Rudolph, Show Close: Special Thanks to Mo Collins and Debra Wilson.

8. I Dream of Jeannie

Air Date: 2007-11-24

MADtv Fake Song Performance By Hillary Clinton: Under Barrack Obama (parody of Under My Umbrella,) Show Open: Arden Myrin Presents New Featured Played Dan Oster, Coach Hines Q & A Session Disaster, The Rice and Beans Tour Part 3: Bobby Lee and Johnny Sanchez at the Titanic Museum, Kathy Griffin's Life On the D-List Deleted Scenes: Kathy Griffin and Michael McDonald go to Iraq, King Burger: Rude Girl, MADtv Fake Commercial: The New A.T.& T., Rude Wife Is Finally Told Off, MADtv Presents Last Comic Standing Winner Jerry Ortell, Show Close: Bobby Lee.

9. Episode #1309

Air Date: 2008-02-02

MADtv Fake Music Video Black Friend 24 Parody Claymation: Auditions I-Chemistry Bobby Lee Auditions for Dragon Hunter II Video Game Prison Break Fake Commercial Fantastico de la Television! Criss Angel Mind Freak: Flavor Flav MADtv Encore: A Helping Hand (#1117) Chinese Toy Inspector Claymation: Auditions II-Fight Scene Sista Revolution: Alphabetology of Love Rice and Beans Tour Part IV Claymation: Auditions III-Love MADtv Classic: Stuart Gets New Shoes (#906) Show Close: Chinese Toy Inspector Outtakes

10. Episode #1310

Air Date: 2008-02-09

Hannah Montana Drug Party Eddie Thundercloud: Illegal Immigration Crista and Bobby's Triatholon Eddie Thundercloud: Iraq War Johnny Gan's Oscar Movie Guesses Eddie Thundercloud: Medical Insurance Fairview Fire Report Knock Knock Negroes MADtv Encore: Aren't Asian's Great? (#1214) Rice and Beans Tour Part V MADtv Encore: Holly Meadow Estates Crime Watch Meeting (#1104) Show Close: Knock Knock Negroes Outtakes

11. Episode #1311

Air Date: 2008-02-16

BBC News Parody Women's Murder Club #1 Claymation Auditions-Monsters Bobby Lee Vs. the Wild Women's Murder Club #2 A Simple Misunderstanding Claymation Auditions-Superheroes Women's Murder Club #3 The Rice and Beans Tour Part VI MADtv encore: The John Madden Quick Pop Popcorn Popper MADtv classic: Sean's Going-Away Party Show Close: Bobby Lee Vs. the Wild Outtakes

12. Low

Air Date: 2008-03-29

Juno II Show Open: Barrack Obama & Oprah O Minnesota Governor Aaron Castel Resigns Animation: Fun With Clip Art Celebrity Rehab: Introduction Celebrity Rehab: New Arrival The Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man: Hillary Clinton American Idol: Red Carpet-Top 12 Race Ghost The Cameraman With a Beard Ghost REALsports with Bryant Gumbel: Roger Clemens Celebrity Rehab: Talent Show Show Close: Bobby Lee & Cast/The Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man Outtakes

13. Wing Woman

Air Date: 2008-04-05

Snoop Dogg: "Sensible Deduction" Opening: Final Four (of Flag Dancing) Keeping Up with the Kardashians Inside Looking Out: Obama Songs Attitudes and Feelings: Ping-Pong Showdown One and a Million HNL: Hugh Laurie Wing Woman: Kat Von D HNL: Chris Evans Gotcha! Squad: Pint- Journalist Fun with Stock Footage: Buildings Fun with Stock Footage: Buildings HNL: Cedric the Entertainer Closing: Jordan & Cast

14. Mannequin vs. Mannequin

Air Date: 2008-04-19

The Pussycat Dolls: Girlicious Political Smear Ad: John McCain Political Smear Ad: Barack & Hillary Kim Jong-Il & Friends: "Yes, I Can" Mannequin vs. Mannequin Moment of Truth: Maury & Connie Fun with Still Images: VCR Repair Shop #1 Fun with Still Images: VCR Repair Shop #2 Melvin Dufrane: Police Report The Rude Jew Mattress Store Fashion Surprise! Eat Less, Move More Melvin Dufrane: Police Report Fun with Still Images: VCR Repair Shop #3

15. Episode #1315

Air Date: 2008-04-26

Albanian Idol Show Open: The New and Improved Bobby Lee Dominic Monaghan's Lost Video Response: Star Wars Stories Johnny Gan: Tching Ling! Fake Commercial: G-Mobile's Phone 5 #1 Fake Commercial: G-Mobile's Phone 5 #2 Nacho Hernandez: Viva la Vote! Fake Commercial: G-Mobile's Phone 5 #3 New Fantasy Film Paul's Final Interview Fake Commercial: Ray's Chain-Link Fences Show Close: Arden Myrin and Cast/Dominic Monaghan's Lost out-takes

16. Episode #1316

Air Date: 2008-05-17

Eric Violette: "The Credit Card Song" Dr. Phil: The Spears Family Spin Up! 24 with Bobby Lee: Dave Navarro Fave 5: Oprah Winfrey Coach Hines: Paintball Massacre Fave 5: Simon Cowell Castmate Elimination Show Grand Theft Auto - The Board Game Sesame Street: Economic Depression Fave 5: Beyonce Luann Lockhart: The Return Commercial: Feed the Babies Closing: Keegan & Cast/Coach Hines Outtakes

1. Viva La Cheata

Air Date: 2008-09-13

Opening: Obama and McCain Introduce Season 14 The Johnny Gan Show: Late Night Show Audition The Hills: New Roommate - Anita Eugene HNL Struthers: Jerry O'Connell The Hills: New Roommate - Alison So You Think You Can Dance: President's Edition Music Video: Jerry O'Connell - John Edwards: "Viva La Cheata" The Hills: New Roommate - Caress Coach Hines: Sex Talk Red Carpet Segment: Arden at the FOX Eco Show MADtv Extras: "HNL Bloopers" MADtv Extras: "The Hills - Deleted Scene" Closing: The Hills Extra: New Roommate - Anita

2. I'll Kiss a Girl

Air Date: 2008-09-20

Ellen DeGeneres: I'll Kiss a Girl Show Open: Arden and Keegan debate the Show's Open E-Harmony Parody #1 The Chicago White Sox Manager: Not Raised In America E-Harmony Parody #2 Bobby and Johnny promote the Rice & Beans Energy Bar The Chicago White Sox Manager: Insults a Blind Man E-Harmony Parody #3 Audrina Patridge brings drama to MADtv King Burger Advertises The Dark Knight Toys The Sundance Channel interrupted by Fox News Reports Chris Rose Interviews the Brett Favre Fan-Club Presidents MADtv Extras: King Burger Deleted Scene, Chris Rose Interview Deleted Scene, I'll Kiss a Girl Alternative versions Show Close: Keegan and Cast

3. Episode #1403

Air Date: 2008-09-27

Show Open: Matt Braunger and Eric Price Emulate Mad Men John McCain on Facebook #1 Nacho Hernandez Promotes the New iPhone Albanian Idol Matt and Eric Continue to Emulate Mad Men Nacho Hernandez Is Interviewed Again John McCain on Facebook #2 Project Runway Celebrity Edition Sarah Palin Answers Some 'Tough' Questions John McCain on Facebook #3 Arden Myrin at the Eagle Eye Premiere Living Lohan Meets Super Nanny MADtv Extras: Mad Men Out-take Show Close: Arden and Cast

4. Episode #1404

Air Date: 2008-10-04

Political sketches and parodies are highlighted. Featured: Nicole Parker as Sarah Palin; Keegan-Michael Key as Barack Obama; Erica Ash as Michelle Obama; Bobby Lee as John McCain; and Arden Myrin as Cindy McCain.

5. Episode #1405

Air Date: 2008-10-11

Episode #1405: I Love Lucy 2008, Johnny's Secret Open, Weight Smashers, Real Talk Condi, Celebrity Wedding Videographer, Farhid, Flirty News, Helga's View, Uncle Ed: Airport, Speech Writer

6. Episode #1406

Air Date: 2008-11-08

Episode #1406: New TNT show, Jeff Probst Open, 3-Minute Tailgate, Geico, Coach Hines: Confessional, Cottage Life, NBA Cares, Drunk Reporter, Joke Detective, Outtakes

7. Episode #1407

Air Date: 2008-11-15

Episode #1407: Kitchen Nightmares, New Music, Kitchen Nightmares Tag, Nacho at the Bank, Lap Dancing with the Stars, Serena, Lap Dancing with the Stars 2, Nacho at the Bank Tag, Guitar Hero World Tour, Bae Sung: Half-time Show, A Brittle Brit British, Lap Dancing with the Stars tag, Show Close

8. Episode #1408

Air Date: 2008-11-22

MADtv 1408: I'm More Wizer, Show Open: Thunder Cloud Gives Thanks, New Action Movie, Financial Tips, Batman, Amazing Race, Coffee Twins: Joke Steal, Power, Show Close

9. Best of Christmas Sketches Spectacularly Special Spectacular

Air Date: 2008-12-13

MADtv's Best of Holiday Sketches Spectacularly Special Spectacular: CHRISTMAS WRAP, ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH, THE REINFATHER, TICKLE ME EMO, ROOFTOP MEMORIES, STUART: MALL SANTA, ALL STAR XMAS SPECTACULAR, FROSTY, APRIL'S CHRISTMAS, SAW 4: JINGLE HELL

10. Episode #1410

Air Date: 2009-02-28

Bobby Lee plays matchmaker with his castmates and revisits his alter ego, the Blind Kung Fu Master. Also "Al Pacino" and "Robert DeNiro" play sweetheart cops on MADtv.

11. Episode #1411

Air Date: 2009-03-07

Show Open: Jerry Springer's Dysfunctional Family Daughter of Legends #1-2 What Would YOU Do? #1-3 Tafari Jones Workplace Reggae #1-2 Happy Women's Day from MADtv Hanibana #1-2 Today Show Money Saving Tips #1-2 Luann Lockhart's Date #1-2 MADtv Out-takes: Hanibana, Money Saving Tips Final Thought With Jerry Springer Show Close: Nicole Parker and Cast

12. Episode #1412

Air Date: 2009-03-14

Spring Breaking News: CNN's "The Situation Room" provides coverage on spring break 2009. Thundercloud Spring Break Open: Eddie Thundercloud compares Native American spring break traditions to modern college spring break. New Everlasting Love: Parody of E-Harmony dating commercials.

13. Episode #1413

Air Date: 2009-03-21

Show Open: Kathy Griffin Dr. Phil: On Today's Show: #806 Coldplay Video: #905 House Call: #1101 Mofaz: The Prom: #924 Kathy talks about Michael's dark side. Sean Gidcomb: Supply Closet: #1007 Head of the Family: #412 Kathy talks about Stuart. Stuart Next Door: #914 Moment of Truth: #1314 Michael returns to the MADtv stage for the first time since leaving. Michael tells the audience that the creation of Stuart was inspired by his former career of being a kindergarten teacher. Kathy asks how Michael felt to be canned from the show after 10 seasons for being "difficult". Michael and Kathy thank everyone for watching the show.

14. Episode #1414

Air Date: 2009-03-28

Bobby Asks for Forgiveness Beware of Goblins #1-2 eHarmony #1-2 HNS Late Night Fave 5 #1-3 Dictionary Words #1-3 24 with Cheech and Chong Sundance Channel Dan's Classy Ladies Flirty Sanchez MADtv Extras #1-3 Arden Closes

15. Episode #1415

Air Date: 2009-04-11

MADtv Episode 1415: The Tagger, Witness Performance, New Everlasting Love, Johnny Gan Game Show, VMW Commercial, AVN Awards, Ribbon Cutting, Automated Service, Cottage Life: Springtime, Sounds Like the 70's and 80's, Johnny Gan Game Show Outtakes

16. Episode #1416

Air Date: 2009-04-25

MADtv Episode 1416: Andy Griffith 2009, Bobby's Last Try, Anthony King#1: New Hearing Aid, Anthony King #2: New Cereal, Sesame Street: Billy's Story, Anthony King #3: Olive Garden, Fave 5: The Hulk, Jessica Simpson, and Matthew McConaghey, Coach Hines: Final Straw, Nacho at the Earth Day Rally, Gym Desk Clerk

17. MADtv Gives Back

Air Date: 2009-05-16

Episode 1417: MADtv Series Finale on Fox: Fred Willard hosts the "MADtv Gives Back" telethon, and introduces character favorites Oprah Winfrey, Lorraine, Miss Swan, and Kenny Rogers, Sopranos, Obama Video, Johnny Gan, Stuart Montage Clip Package, Nacho at the Phone Bank, Wizard of Oz Lost Episode, Telethon Wrap Up, Coors Commercial

1. Episode 1

Air Date: 2016-07-26

Nicole Sullivan and Will Sasso welcome the new cast members, who say a demonic prayer to help them get through the first episode; CNN presents a political version of The Newlywed Game featuring Bill and Hillary Clinton vs. Donald and Melania Trump rather than a legitimate debate, which depresses Wolf Blitzer; Dora the Explorer explores the seedy side of Los Angeles; Elizabeth Warren upstages Hillary Clinton during a campaign speech; a couple can't keep up with a Game of Thrones recap; Kenny Rogers appears on The Bachelorette's landmark 56th season; HBO First Look goes behind the scenes of an animated reboot of Cinderella featuring the vocal "talents" of Nicki Minaj, Steve Buscemi, Penelope Cruz, Lena Dunham, Kristen Stewart, Tony Danza, and Tracy Morgan; a woman's veteran ex-boyfriend becomes a lounge singer and sings about how she abandoned him and his daughter; Ned Stark from Game of Thrones runs for President in 2016 and makes lewd comments about his daughter.

2. Episode 2

Air Date: 2016-08-02

Ike Barinholtz meets Amir K and Piotr Michael and shows them secret compartments hiding booze, pills, and a feral Bobby Lee; Bobby Lee shows Ike Barinholtz their new child; a deranged woman known as Princess Polly (Craig) works the parking lot of a Disneyland-esque theme park; James Bond (Ray) gets rescued by The Blind Kung-Fu Master (Lee); a look at the Rio 2016 Olympics; Ike and Bobby go on Shark Tank; Lyric Lewis invites Idina Menzel (Ortiz) and Kristen Chenoweth (Craig) onstage to sing the national anthem; overly-sensitive millennials (Ortiz, K, Lewis, and Ray) host a college talk show called Safe Space and Melissa McCarthy (Davison) calls them out on their behavior; a third-grade teacher (Davison) has a solution to bullying in her classroom.

3. Episode 3

Air Date: 2016-08-09

State Farm Insurance commercial parody where drivers summon their insurance agents during awkward moments; Debra Wilson and Aries Spears return; suicide hotline callers (K, Lewis & Ortiz) are plagued with calls from people who think the hotline is for spoilers about the movie Suicide Squad; an updated version of The Cosby Show centers on Bill Cosby's sexual misconduct; a ghetto court stenographer named Sumbrella (Howard) complicates a slip and fall case; Belma Buttons (Spears) and Tovah McQueen (Wilson) return for another installment of Reality Check where they call out Megyn Kelly (Craig); Octavia Spencer (Lewis) appears on an Iranian talk show; Jeff Goldblum (Michael) rambles his way through a grocery store commercial; sexual tension brews between Oprah Winfrey (Wilson) and her friend Gayle King (Lewis) during a WeightWatchers commercial.

4. Episode 4

Air Date: 2016-08-23

Match Game gets a political, modern-day update hosted by Alec Baldwin (Ray); Mo Collins' Lorraine returns to annoy a gym trainer; new album recorded by a diabetic R&B singer (Howard); Donald Trump (Michael) and Hillary Clinton (Nicole Sullivan) sing a duet about the insanity and improbability of both of them running for U.S. President; an episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon includes Ariana Grande (Craig) and Pitbull (Ray) playing knife games with Fallon (Michael) for charity; Donald Trump (Michael) spouts off on Confessions of a Terrifically Huge Mind; Talking Dead gets recursive with nested spin-offs; Darlene McBride (Sullivan) returns with her FOX News Car Karaoke special; Arnold Schwarzenegger (Michael) does a PSA against steroids.

5. Episode 5

Air Date: 2016-08-30

Dora the Explorer (Ortiz) ventures to Las Vegas where she ends up at a strip club; Kim Jong-Un (Bobby Lee) joins the #RichKidsOfBeverlyHills on E!'s latest reality show; MTV's Flow welcomes a rapper whose lyrics aren't hardcore; Donald Trump (Michael) creates Trump Elementary and nearly makes out with his daughter, Ivanka (Craig); Jamiele Hall (Lewis) gets hit on by Tank (Lee); an Amish woman (Davison) is the entertainment at a bachelor party; a man from India (Amir K) struggles with baseball announcer banter; Bernie Sanders (Michael) fumbles with his new SmartPhone.

6. Episode 6

Air Date: 2016-09-06

Anjelah Johnson gets too into her role as Bon Qui Qui; Sumbrella (Howard) gets into crime scene investigation; a Walking Dead cliffhanger stretches out the suspense to ridiculous levels; Bon Qui Qui (Johnson) returns to King Burger; Empire parody featuring Justin Timberlake (John Barinholtz), Adele (Davison), and Ariana Grande (Craig), trying to sign with Empire Records while putting up with the inside drama at the studio; Amir K rents out Adam Ray's, Carlie Craig's, and Michelle Ortiz's dressing rooms; a half-fish Kardashian sister (Davison) is introduced on Keeping Up with the Kardashians; a cooking show for stoners; a parody of $100,000 Pyramid; Bon Qui Qui plugs Homegirl Security.

7. Episode 7

Air Date: 2016-09-20

"Hermanos Bros. Law"; Carlie Craig gains telekinetic powers after binge-watching Stranger Things; a "good cop/bad cop" scenario where the "bad cop" (Ray) is a douchebag; Britney Spears (Craig) reveals five secrets about herself; Miss Swan (Alex Borstein) becomes a cartoon character; advertisers try to make guns more appealing to American consumers; the female cast members play Fuck, Marry, Kill and Chelsea Davison reveals that she'd do all three to Piotr Michael; Alex Borstein and Will Sasso talk about their time on MADtv where they had it tougher than the new cast; Piotr Michael's Morgan Freeman narrator voice annoys a hungover Adam Ray; an HBO First Look at celebrity auditions for The Michael McLeod (Sasso) and Jasmine Wayne-Wayne (Borstein) Story; Piotr Michael annoys Lyric Lewis.

8. Episode 8

Air Date: 2016-09-27

A crisis group centered on people who were injured while being saved by The Flash; Will Sasso and Bobby Lee play crazy ex-boyfriends; The Bachelor in Paradise shows indiscriminate hook-ups and a spreading herpes infection; Adam Ray needs a translator for the female cast members shortened slang; a wine steward (Ray) steals a man's girlfriend; Jeremy D. Howard reads his Yelp reviews; another installment of Iran's Hollywood Minute; Bernie Sanders (Michael) becomes KFC's new Colonel Sanders.