Almost Live!

1. Episode 1

Air Date: 1989-10-02

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18. Space Needle Collapse

Air Date: 1989-04-01

On April Fools Day 1989, Seattle's local sketch comedy show "Almost Live" ran this segment as a prank.

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26. Episode 26

Air Date: 1989-05-28

1. Sitizens To Save Selig

Air Date: 1989-09-23

Sitizens To Save Selig, Message from Mayoral Candidate Doug Jewett; Expresso Letter Express; Delay of monologue; Shame of Seattle; Voyager II Transmission; Bill Nye is William Shattner; College is starting; College speak visual aid; Needle recycling

2. Almost Live! Training Film Number 14

Air Date: 1989-09-30

Almost Live! Training Film Number 14 - Ordering pizza at half-time; Almost Live! BBQ from Tacoma; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan in Fumes of Fury; Too much; Bill Nye the Science Guy - egg drop; This Here Place; This is your brain in a frying pan

3. Robert Skagit Defends Boeing Scabs

Air Date: 1989-10-07

4. Students Missing from Seattle Schools

Air Date: 1989-10-14

5. Martin Selig Building Salesman

Air Date: 1989-10-21

6. Look Deep Into My Eyes

Air Date: 1989-10-28

7. Doug Jewett and Norm Rice

Air Date: 1989-11-04

Doug Jewett and Norm Rice; The Almost Live! political job guide; Speed Walker vs. the King Dome Bomber; The Boeing negations continue...; Uncle Buzz; The lame List or What's Weak this Week

8. Norm Rice New Mayor

Air Date: 1989-11-11

9. Bill Stainton on the Fall of the Berlin Wall

Air Date: 1989-11-18

10. Seahawks Locker Room

Air Date: 1989-12-02

11. Chuck Knox as Santa Claus

Air Date: 1989-12-09

12. Keister and Dad on when he first hosted Almost Live!

Air Date: 1990-01-13

13. KING 5 News covers for Almost Live!

Air Date: 1990-01-20

14. Fun Bus to Idaho

Air Date: 1990-01-27

The Fun Bus to Idaho for teens; Speed Walker saves the Space Needle from being stolen; The Pre-Pre-Pre-Game Show for Super Bowl XXIV; Special guest Andy J. "Frogman" Koffman shows of his giant jumping frogs; Almost Live's 70's Challenge

15. Episode 15

Air Date: 1990-02-03

16. ASU Coach and Pullman Rebuttal

Air Date: 1990-02-10

17. Bush Press Conference

Air Date: 1990-02-17

18. Norman Nordstrom

Air Date: 1990-02-24

Norman Nordstrom and unpaid employees; John's car is stolen; Almost Live's newest sponsor is Ed's Express!; The Zeppelin's Institute; America's favorite game show, "The Answer is Ball!"; The Nikareebadita; Don't put your brain in a frying pan; Real Life Phone Systems; The Almost Live Home Version; The new action adventure series Flyin' Low

19. Copyright Warning for Almost Live! Tapes

Air Date: 1990-03-03

Almost Live copywriter disclaimer; World record attempt at imitating the In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida drum solo; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan - Five Iron of Death; Bill Nye the Science Guy; The Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-Ups; Flyin' Low - Out of the Fryin' Pan

20. Depressed Setup Man

Air Date: 1990-04-14

The Almost Live audience warm-up guy; Celebrate National Cadillac Week; Movie Mates; Performance by The Flying Karamazov Brothers; An Editorial Response; The John Report; Five Clerks

21. Keister on Earth Day

Air Date: 1990-04-21

Almost Live on Earth Day, 1990 Census results; DJ/MD; The Earth Day Debate; Cancelled Reebok vs Nike campaign; The John Report; The Adventures of the Little Red Car

22. Robin Leach Holding a Plastic Alligator

Air Date: 1990-04-28

And Now, Robin Leach Holding a Plastic Alligator; Student Suggestions; Speed Walker vs the Pike Place pilferer; Comedian Diane Ford; Spaceman Doug; The Jon Report; Psycho Sushi

23. Doomsday Speech

Air Date: 1990-05-05

Doomsday announcement; Medical convention seminars; The High-Five'n White Guys Day Off; The Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-Ups; The John Report; The Car Counselors; Comedian Jan Barret; The Lame List or What's Weak this Week

24. John's Mom In Greenroom

Air Date: 1990-05-12

John Kester's mom waits in the greenroom; Trading water to California; The Last Northwesterner; Checking on mom; Bill Nye the Science Guy; Folk Songs of the Seattle Mariners; The John Report; Flyin' Low in Flyin' High;

25. Kingdog Rebuttal

Air Date: 1990-05-19

A rebuttal on Kingdogs; How to Appreciate Your Metro Driver; Mind Your Manners With Billy Quan in 8 Ball of Fury; The Hunter-Gatherer Report; This Here Place; The John Report; Twin Teepees

26. Random Personality PSA

Air Date: 1990-05-26

Random Personality PSA; Money Can and Can't; Almost Live Training Film No. 32 - How Guys Barbeque; RoboSlug; The John Report; Comedian Peter Gaulke; Flyin' Low - Nothin' But Blue Sky

1. Saudi Arabia Gas Mask Testing

Air Date: 1990-09-29

Saudi Arabia Gas Mask testing; What not to send in care packages to soldiers; Life Rewind; The Boz: A Tribute; King Broadcasting for sale; The John Report; The High-Five'n White Guys Back to School; David Lynch's Funniest Home Videos

2. Female Reporter in Football Locker Room

Air Date: 1990-10-06

Female reporter interviewing in the locker room; What teachers get; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan in Tools of Fury; The One Minute Relationship; Working Out with he Cooking Psychologist; Field of Dreams II; The John Report; The Lame List or What's Weak this Week;

3. Flyin' Low - Freeway Landing

Air Date: 1990-10-13

Flyin' Low: Making a Freeway Landing; Reasons People Visit Seattle; DJ/Waiter; Comedian Jake Johanson; The Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-Ups; The John Report

4. Seahawks Kicker Norm Johnson for B&B Cars

Air Date: 1990-10-20

Norm Johnson kicks the tires; Technological advances of the 777; Ballard Driving Academy; Bill Nye blows out a candle with a garbage can; Johnson Family News; The John Report; Hanford Sparkling Water.

5. Keister Have a Safe and Happy Halloween

Air Date: 1990-10-27

Keister Have a Safe and Happy Halloween; The Best of Western Washington; Speed Walker vs the camera thief; Medical Warehouse; The John Report; Comedian Carrie Snow; Refrigerator Magnet Theater

6. Keister on Negative Campaigns

Air Date: 1990-11-03

Keister on Negative Campaigns; Stories from Eastsideweek; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan in Jocks of Fury; Typographical Error of Town in Wales; Boyfreind Basics; Telephone Helper; Famous Spy or Sound You Make When Out of Breath; The Miracle of Sluggy; The John Report; Fancy School or Prep School Cheerleader; Governex

7. Bill Nye on the Washington State Lotto

Air Date: 1990-11-10

Bill Nye on the Washington State Lotto; Future Initiatives; The High-Five'n White Guys on the Waterfront!; The Big Bill; Tuesday on A Woman's Place; Comedian Peter Gaulphy; Wednesday on A Woman's Place; Jet Guy - The Early

8. The real Singers Behind Milli Vanilli

Air Date: 1990-11-17

The real singers behind Milli Vanilli; Washington college improvements; The Kicker; Male Brain and Female Brain (1); COPS on Mercer Island; The John Report; Male Brain and Female Brain (2); Michael Jordon on Almost Live!; How to Ruin Your Thanksgiving; Male Brain and Female Brain (3); Levi's Rockers

9. Employment Agency

Air Date: 1990-12-01

Employment agency; Mercer Island disaster tips; What Stupid Thing Will Dale Ellis Do Next?; Urban Wildlife: The Cellular Rhino; Critics at Large; The John Report; The Monkees' Davy Jones promotes Almost Live; Urban Wildlife: The Lunch Weasel; Comedy from Elliott Maxx; Urban Wildlife: The ATM Dodo.

10. Not Suitable For Children

Air Date: 1990-12-08

Warning signs of the Christmas blues; Smart Card; Shopping for Christmas; The Worst Girlfriend in the World; The John Report; The Home Genius Test.

11. The Renton Bridge Emporium

Air Date: 1990-12-15

The Renton Bridge Emporium; Seattle-area Santa differences; Measured Response or Overreaction; Bill Nye The Science Guy; A Woman's Place; Holiday Hunk; The John Report; A Woman's Place; It's an OK Life.

12. King 5 Marketing Research

Air Date: 1991-01-12

King 5 Marketing Research; Kid-Proof Beers; Frenetic Pace; Jeff Renner: Aren't You Glad He's Back?; New sports phones; Time Life Books presents Damp Places; 1-800-IT'S-JUNK; Jeff Renner: Back on King 5; Date with an Engineer; The John Report; Jeff Renner He Knows Everything.

13. Satellite Feed of Three Comedy Shows

Air Date: 1991-01-19

Satellite Feed of Three Comedy Shows; Recaps of shows preempted for war coverage; Beaver Cleaverhands; Urban Wildlife: Latte Lemmings; Almost Live Training Films: A Day In The Office; The John Report; Urban Wildlife: Cassette Coyote; Trivial Pursuit: WSU Edition; Almost Live Special Report: Middle East Coverage; Urban Wildlife: Crosswalk Deer.

14. Arthur Kent - Scud Stud

Air Date: 1991-01-26

A special correspondence with Arthur Kent - Scud Stud; Super Bowl Changes; Jet Guy in "The Invisible Shield"; Fun Facts about the Super Bowl Brought to you by the NRA 1; Pout Paddle!; New Swellco products; Fun Facts about the Super Bowl Brought to you by the NRA 2; Almost Live Presents Vanishing Seattle; The John Report; Fun Facts about the Super Bowl Brought to you by the NRA 3

15. Almost Live Press Conference

Air Date: 1991-02-01

Almost Live Press Conference; Cheep Dates; Speed Walker vs. the petroleum purloiner; Monday on A Woman's Place; NRN - the No Remote Needed Network; Video Zone; Tuesday on A Woman's Place; The John Report; Wednesday on A Woman's Place

16. Objecting to a female Pilot

Air Date: 1991-02-09

Objecting to a female pilot; What you could do with Bill Gate's fortune; Married with Badges; Video Valentine 1; Grateful Dead Travel Tours; Video Valentine 2; Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-Ups; The John Report; Video Valentine 3

17. The Cast Orders Lattes

Air Date: 1991-02-16

The Almost Live Cast Orders Lattes; Seattle-area opening lines; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan: Office of Death; Things Bigger Than They Need To Be; Naps, Inc; John Keister presents Cheat To Win; A message from the Driver's License Renewal Department; The John Report; Curse of the Old Girlfriends.

18. Providence Journal Sale

Air Date: 1991-03-02

Providence Journal Co. purchase of King Broadcasting; Mottos for the new state of Lincoln; High-Five'n White Guys Go Site Seeing!; Legal Term or Roman Leader?; Channel 9 pledge drive; Movie star Ally Sheedy for Almost Live!; Olympic Athlete or Meaningless Phrase?; The John Report; Polaroid Camera or Famous Person's Horse; The Lame List or What's Weak This Week

19. Warning

Air Date: 1991-03-09

Warning; A talk with Ivan; Restaurant Improvements; The Dysfunctionals; Urban Wildlife - Newspaper Vultures; Almost Live Presents Covering Your Butt Part 7 The Cellular Phone; Saturday Night Live's A Whitney Brown; Urban Wildlife - Bus Stop Badger; The John Report;

20. A Pep Talk from Ross Shafer

Air Date: 1991-03-16

Ross Shafer gives John a pep talk; Freeway Signs; A fired pack of TV news reporters; Monday on A Woman's Place; Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; The Institute of Talk Show Guests; Tuesday on A Woman's Place; Hanford Bar & Grill; The John Report; Wednesday on A Woman's Place

21. Permission of the University of Nevada Las Vegas

Air Date: 1991-03-23

With the Permission of the University of Nevada Las Vegas basketball team; Ode to Renton; Seattle Times Cost Cutting; The Thoroughly Modern Jerk Goes on a Date; Oregon Department of Tourism; Bill Nye the Science Guy; The John Report

22. The Baby Squad

Air Date: 1991-04-06

The Baby Squad; New Categories for "Best of the Eastside"; Quantum Leak; Ross Remembers 1; Family To Be Feud; Ross Remembers 2; Foreign Language for Males; The John Report; Ross Remembers 3; Hypno Fit

23. Almost Live Vows Not to Insult Tacoma

Air Date: 1991-04-13

Almost Live vows not to insult Tacoma; Frank Shrontz's perks; Veggie Kill; Monday on A Woman's Place; Bad Dry; The Tax Weasels; Tuesday on A Woman's Place; Classic Conversations no. 26 - Stop Making Sense; The John Report; Wednesday on A Woman's Place

24. AL on the Cover of Pacific Magazine

Air Date: 1991-04-27

25. Pat Finley's Dance Party

Air Date: 1991-05-04

Pat Finley's Dance Party; Flyin' Low on Boat Safety; Why Our Traffic is Bad; The High-Five'n White Guys in a Scummy Alley/On the East Side; FM 104 The Mountain (1); Musical performance by Elliot Max; FM 104 The Mountain (2); Round Table; The John Report; FM 104 The Mountain (3)

26. A Mother's Day message

Air Date: 1991-05-11

A Mother's Day message; Bill Gates' House; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan in Wickets of Fury; Fresh-Water Fish of Famous Chef; Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; Quitters of America; Trendy Ad Agency or Soul Singing Group; The Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-Ups; The John Report; Baby Talk of Food Mart; Fish of the Month Club

27. Brian Bosworth in Stone Cold

Air Date: 1991-05-18

Brian Bosworth in Stone Cold; Jet Guy: The Invisible Ray; Urban Wildlife: Pizza Piranhas; Bill Nye plays with air pressure; Urban Wildlife: Sidewalk Sloths; Ditzy Babe; The John Report; Urban Wildlife: Office Ostrich; Teen Tips with Josh O'Brien.

1. Awkward White Guy Dance Party

Air Date: 1991-09-28

Awkward White Guy Dance Party; "Don't Blow Away the Moose"; Reasons Why Seattle is Number 49; nerdysomething; Urban Wildlife - Morning Moose; Apple Keith; Wonderful Discoveries!; Urban Wildlife - Customer Service Parrot; Great Butts; The John Report; Urban Wildlife - Happy Hour Hyenas

2. Involuntary Bungee Jumping

Air Date: 1991-10-05

Big Hair Patrol;City Name Changes; Almost Live Training Film No. 53 How to Watch the Big Game; How Seattle Is It? 1; Men Are Bad; How Seattle Is It? 2; The Songs That Make You Cry; The John Report; How Seattle Is It? 3

3. Big Hair Patrol

Air Date: 1991-10-12

4. Bill Nye's World of Science

Air Date: 1991-10-19

Bill Nye's World of Science; Bill Gates Husky Fund; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan Rackets of Fury; A Woman's Place Monday; Modern Love; 80's Land; A Woman's Place Tuesday; Trendsetters; The John Report; A Woman's Place Wednesday; 1-900-THE JUDGE

5. Boeing Workout

Air Date: 1991-10-26

The Boeing Workout; Governor Booth Gardner; Halloween Treats; Anxiety Man!; Denim Alert; Bill Nye the Science Guy; Relation Translation Inc.; Crappy Old Car Show; The John Report; Blowhard Removal

6. The UW Locker Room

Air Date: 1991-11-02

The UW Locker Room; Yes on initiative 454; The missed best of Seattle; Speed Walker Lotto ticket heist; Yes on Initiative 401K; Uncle Fran's Musical Forest - Gold Digger; Yes on Initiative 217; The School of Country Music; Yes on Initiative 353; No on initiative 454; The John Report; Yes on initiative 918

7. Stationary Bike Workout

Air Date: 1991-11-09

Stationary Bike Workout; Sea-Tac Airport Improvements; Streetwaling Lawyers of Aurora Avenue; College Nickname or Thing in the Ocean; Boyz on the Hood; Roger Tarlington is sorry for US made cars; Rap Star or Type of Gum; Aggressive News; The John Report; Baseball Pitcher's Nickname of Comment Before Sex

8. Husky Beaver Highlights

Air Date: 1991-11-16

Husky Beaver Highlights; New Washington State Slogans; The Male Clinic; Urban Wildlife - Streetcorner Gnats; How To be a Video Store Clerk; College Talk; Urban Wildlife - Order Desk Owl; Good Buzz Malt Liquor; The John Report; Streetcorner Wildlife - Bus Stop Porcupine; Whore

9. Old Yeller

Air Date: 1991-11-23

Old Yeller; High Fivin' White Guys in the Pouring Rain; What the Northwest is Thankful For; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan in Five Disks of Death; Monday on a Woman's Place; The Ineffectual Middle Managment Suck-Ups; Raising Money for Washington State; Tuesday on a Woman's Place; The John Report; Wednesday on a Woman's Place

10. How the Grinch Stole Chrstmas

Air Date: 1991-12-14

How the Grinch Stole Chrstmas; Requested music; TV Christmas Specials; Sluggy Saves Christmas; Fairy Tail Character of American Fascist; Button Your Fly Seattle; Northwest Christmas Gifts; European Sports Team or Slang for Getting Sick; America's Most Pathetic People; The John Report; Canadian Football League Team or Type of Condom; The Lane List or What's Weak This Week

11. Sing Along With Nirvana

Air Date: 1992-01-11

Sing Along With Nirvana; Communism going-out-of-business sale; Almost Live Community Calendar; Tobacco Cola; Who Killed J.F.K. Today?; Halftime look at Evergreen State College; The John Report; Jimmy Swaggart's School of Driving.

12. King of the Couch

Air Date: 1992-11-18

King of the Couch; Eastside Olympics; Faces Places and Beer; Later Tonight part 1; Lover's Li'l Lie Detector; Up With TV; Later Tonight part 2; Folk Songs of South King County; The John Report; Later Tonight part 3; Global Java French Vanilla Cafe

13. Tool Train Intro

Air Date: 1992-11-25

Tool Train; How to Make the Super Bowl More Exciting; Date of the Month Club; The State of Mercer Island Address; Seattle Pro Coaches Halfway House; The Collector; The State of Bellingham Address; The John Report; The State of Kent Address

14. Congressional Intro

Air Date: 1992-02-01

15. Living Hell Lady

Air Date: 1992-02-08

16. Tequila Week In Review

Air Date: 1992-02-15

17. Australian Rules Chess

Air Date: 1992-02-22

18. Great Chefs of Tukwila

Air Date: 1992-02-29

Great Chefs of Tukwila; New U.W. Relationship Policy; Jet Guy in "The Early Years"; Karaoke at Bill Dougan's Flame Restaurant 1; Jerk-A-Derm; Suburban Rebels; Karaoke at Bill Dougan's Flame Restaurant 2; Oliver Stone's World Book Encyclopedia; The John Report; Karaoke at Bill Dougan's Flame Restaurant 3

19. 45th Annual Kent Stacking of the Beer Cans

Air Date: 1992-04-04

45th Annual Kent Stacking of the Beer Cans; Musical Proposals; Seattle Summer; Monday on A Woman's Place; Reabok; Pushed to Far; Tueday on A Woman's Place; Say It With Flowers; The John Report; Wednesday on A Woman's Place

20. John Keister Steroid Workout

Air Date: 1992-04-11

John Keister Steroid Workout; Governor Locke's New Policies; Searching to signing a new band; Urban Wildlife - Supermarket Snail; Trendsetters; Studs From Microsoft; Urban Wildlife - Lunch Buzzards; Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; The John Report;

21. The Tiny Show That Moves Around

Air Date: 1992-04-18

The Tiny Show That Moves Around; 1962 World's Fair Predictions; Guy & Gizmo; Almost Live! Community Calendar (1); Super Hero Answer Bureau; Almost Live! Community Calendar (2); Fallen Stars of the '80s; The John Report; Almost Live! Community Calendar (3)

22. Stocks & Bondage

Air Date: 1992-04-25

Stocks & Bondage; Jay Leno monologue; During their lifetime...; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan Hoops of Fury; Subtitle Theater (1); Val Rippington's Used Men Lot; Uniquely Northwest products; Subtitle Theater (2); Super Aerobic Exerciser Baton; The John Report; The Lame List or What's Weak This Week

23. Opening Day of Boating Season

Air Date: 1992-05-02

24. The Golden Girl's Really Final Episode

Air Date: 1992-05-09

The Golden Girl's Really Final Episode; Diamond Claw Amphitheater Acts; The High-Fiv'n White Guys in Canada; Musical Term of Obscure African Country; Deadhead Home Remedies; What the Hell Have I Done Wrong Now?; Romantic Poet or Cracker; The Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-Ups; The John Report; Techno-Dance Band or Problem with your Body; The Tom Foley Workout

25. Bellevue Vice

Air Date: 1992-05-16

Bellevue Vice; Regional Anthems; COPS in Ballard; Washington In-State Higher Education Council - Bellingham Community College; Bill Bye the Science Guy; Washington In-State Higher Education Counci - Medina C.C & Tennis Academy; Bill Gates' Computer Cuts; The John Report; Washington In-State Higher Education Counci - Tri-Cities Community College

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1. High Pitched Girls

Air Date: 1992-10-03

The High Pitched Girls; Other Buy-Backs; The Cool Dying Olympics; Monday on A Woman's Place; Book Beat; Tuesday on A Woman's Place; Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; The John Report; Wednesday on A Woman's Place; The Lame List or What's Weak This Week

2. The Crappiest Gardner in the World

Air Date: 1992-10-10

The Crappiest Gardner in the World; Bellevue Historic Sites; Frenetic Pace; Urban Wildlife - Stairway Gazelle; Up With Human Beings; Urban Wildlife - Parking Pig; Folk Songs of the Slightly Inebriated; The John Report; Urban Wildlife - Copy Machine Crab; Trivial Pursuit Radical Feminist Edition

3. Helium Week In Review

Air Date: 1992-10-17

Helium Week In Review; Why Seattle is No. 1 For Business; Trendsetters; TV Listings (1); The Speaking Dynamics Institute; Me!; TV Listings (2); Dysfunctional Family Shopping Network; The John Report; TV Listings (3)

4. Gargling for Dollars

Air Date: 1992-10-24

5. Really Bad Gymnastics

Air Date: 1992-10-31

Really Bad Gymnastics; Telling political candidates apart from Halloween costumes; The High-Fiv'n White Guys Downtown Adventure; Subtitle Theater (1); The Red Meat Council; Subtitle Theater (2); A Paid Political Commercial; The John Report; Almost Live Training Film Presents Going to Lunch at the Office;

6. Corporate Big Wigs

Air Date: 1992-11-07

7. Aerobic Preacher

Air Date: 1992-11-14

Aerobic Preacher; Looking at people's cars to get to know them; Mind your Manners with Billy Quan in Library of Death; Monday on A Woman's Place; Today Tonight; Tuesday on A Woman's Place; Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; The John Report; Wednesday on A Woman's Place; Assurance on thoughts an opinions

8. The Painful Gourmet

Air Date: 1992-11-21

The Painful Gourmet; Other Tacoma Improvements; Lynnwood Beauty Academy; Almost Live! Community Calendar (1); 1950's Dad; Almost Live! Community Calendar (2); The Worst Girlfriend in the World - The Worst Girlfriend joins the band; The John Report; Almost Live! Community Calendar (3)

9. Grateful Dead Party Machine

Air Date: 1992-12-05

Grateful Dead Party Machine; Disneyworld Northwest Themes; Frenetic Pace; Subtitle Theatre Presents The Lunch Part 1; The Hero Who Kinda Wished He'd Let 'Em All Die; Betty and Veronica Forum; Subtitle Theatre Presents The Lunch Part 2; The John Report; Subtitle Theatre Presents The Lunch Part 3; Enumclaw Cinema

10. Thighmaster Forum

Air Date: 1992-12-12

11. Budget Taxidermy

Air Date: 1993-01-09

12. America's Greatest Air Guitar Solos

Air Date: 1993-01-16

America's Greatest Air Guitar Solos; Edmonds H.S. Band Fundraisers; Danger Office; Inauguration Day Events (1); Distract a Japanese Kid; Inauguration Day Events (2); COPS in Redmond; The John Report; Inauguration Day Events (3); The Lame List or What's Weak this Week

13. Alive! The Story of the Mercer Island Survivors

Air Date: 1993-01-23

Alive! The Story of the Mercer Island Survivors; Clinton's Administrative Changes; Party Stoppers; Subtitle Theatre (1); Swearing in the President; The Survivalist; Elderly Shopping Network; The John Report; Subtitle Theatre (2)

14. The Problem With Michelle Pfeiffer

Air Date: 1993-01-30

The Problem With Michelle Pfeiffer; Other Celebrity Side Deals; Super Bowl Simulator; Preppy Character in Literature or San Francisco 49ers Lineman; Hate Me Perfume; Frat Chat; Australian Tennis Player or Type of Spice; Breakfast with Buggy; The John Report; Eastern Oregon Town of Way to Prevent Disease; Condom City

15. The Buffalo Bills' Welcome Home Party

Air Date: 1993-02-06

The Buffalo Bills' Welcome Home Party; KIRO News Changes; The Incredible, Really, Really, Long Journey of Sluggy; Risk Takers! (1); Psychologist Richard Snandle; Risk Takers! (2); Whiny Assed Kid World Book Encyclopedia; The John Report; Risk Takers! (3)

16. The World's Most Sickening Couple

Air Date: 1993-02-13

17. Guess What I Stuffed Down My Pants

Air Date: 1993-02-20

Guess What I Stuffed Down My Pants; Ways to Balance the Budget; The Making of Studs of South King County Calendar; A Woman's Place (1); Beat The Biological Clock; A Woman's Place (2); Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; The John Report; A Woman's Place (3); The Lame Lsit of What's Weak this Week

18. Running With Scissors

Air Date: 1993-02-27

19. Northern Exposure

Air Date: 1993-03-27

Northern Exposure; Bill Gates' Wedding Plans; Bag Over Your Head; People of Mercer Island talk about 'The Crying Game'; Amazingly Wonderful Products; People of Lynwood talk about 'The Crying Game'; Folk Songs of the Supermodels; The John Report; People of Monroe talk about 'The Crying Game'; The Lame List or What's Weak this Week.

20. Rescue 911 Foul-Up Bleeps & Blunders

Air Date: 1993-04-03

Rescue 911 Foul-Up Bleeps & Blunders; Summit Highlights; Falling Down in Seattle; Almost Live's Little Instruction Book 1; KCTS PBS pledge drive; Almost Live's Little Instruction Book 2; Smile School; The John Report; Almost Live's Little Instruction Book 3

21. Great Artists of Fife

Air Date: 1993-04-10

Great Artists of Fife; Little-Known Northwest Tax Tips; The Dysfunctionals; Mexican Food of Suburb of L.A..; Dish Rag; Revolutionary Leader of Type of Volkswagen; Touch tone menu; The John Report; Unit of Measure of Dracula Reference

22. Men Who Design Women's Swimsuits

Air Date: 1993-04-24

23. Wild Kingdom Intro

Air Date: 1993-05-01

24. The Near Sighted Dart Tournament

Air Date: 1993-05-08

The Near Sighted Dart Tournament; Looking at John's checkbook; DJ Pilot; Totally Escort Barbi; Me!; Classic Conversations - No. 89 "Oh, My God"; The John Report; Yorky Sack

25. Corporate Stairmaster

Air Date: 1993-05-15

26. Australian Rules Golf

Air Date: 1993-05-22

1. Season 10 Press Conference

Air Date: 1993-09-25

2. Let's Scare the Amish

Air Date: 1993-10-02

Let's Scare the Amish; Romantic Progression; Lisa Simmons Bad Date - Lisa Gets a New Job; Good Morning Madonna; STP, Better then Syrup; "Do you think she's a little too thin?" The John Report; Doubles; The Lame List or What's Weak This Week

3. Sleepless In Seattle

Air Date: 1993-10-09

Sleepless In Seattle; Harvey Kane Crossed Eyed Cop; What Bugs Stan - Lyrics to Bread Songs; Public Access Channel 29 - Emerald City Eligibles; Eternal Questions - Breast Size; The John Report; How Much of a Chance Do You Have of Winning the Washington Lottery?

4. Rude Noise Forum

Air Date: 1993-10-16

5. French for Puppets

Air Date: 1993-10-23

French for Puppets; Local celebrity movie reviews; Capable Woman; Headbanger Hair; First Date Postgame Show; Chatting about boyfriends; The John Report; Stop Doing That

6. Mormon Mission Triathlon

Air Date: 1993-10-30

Mormon Mission Triathlon; Are you fed up with the way things are?; Simple costume ideas; Librarians; Today Tonight - Gilligan Therapy; Debate between Norm Rice and David Stern; The John Report; Dating in your sleep; What people are saying about Initiative 601/602

7. Housework Training for Men

Air Date: 1993-11-06

Housework Training for Men; Northwest college dorm improvements; The Capheads; NAFTA Mania; Coalition of Women for a Gentler America; "Is that your wife?"; The John Report; Modern Encounters;

8. VCR Summit

Air Date: 1993-11-13

VCR Summit; Roscoe's Oriental Rug Emporium; Perot-Zac; Conversations with Mom; Live from Protest Central on Capitol Hill; Tom Chase - Urine Drug Test Monitor; The John Report; The Lame List or What's Weak This Week

9. The Secret Thoughts of Mike Lowry

Air Date: 1993-11-20

10. A Watched Pot Never Boils

Air Date: 1993-12-04

11. It's A Fife Xmas

Air Date: 1993-12-11

It's A Fife Xmas; Corporate Volunteerism; DJ/Santa; Internet Computer Systems; Almost Live Gift giving guide; Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; The John Report; The Lame List or What's Weak this Week

12. Jumping on the Sonics Bandwagon

Air Date: 1994-01-08

Jumping on the Sonics Bandwagon; Auburn Etiquette tips; Talk radio host getting everyone involved; A diamond is expensive...; Bill and Melinda's wedding pt. 1; The Grateful Gourmet; Bill and Melinda's wedding pt.2; Do you think she's pretty?; The John Report; Bill and Melinda's wedding pt.3

13. Tonya Harding's Dance Party

Air Date: 1994-01-15

14. Trash Talking Accountants

Air Date: 1994-01-22

15. The Stupidest Guy In The World

Air Date: 1994-01-29

16. The Costco Gourmet

Air Date: 1994-02-05

17. Crotch Grabbing Folk Singers

Air Date: 1994-02-12

18. Jumping Off The Sonics Bandwagon

Air Date: 1994-02-19

19. What Would Have Been Really Cool

Air Date: 1994-02-26

20. Martin Scorsese's Goodgals

Air Date: 1994-04-02

21. Madonna's Career

Air Date: 1994-04-09

22. A Few Minutes With Andy Rooney in a Dark Alley...

Air Date: 1994-04-23

23. Gaywatch

Air Date: 1994-04-30

24. Message from the Supersonics

Air Date: 1994-05-07

25. Women Trying on Bathing Suits

Air Date: 1994-05-14

26. Rolling Stones Summer Tour

Air Date: 1994-05-21

1. The Kingdome Song

Air Date: 1994-09-24

2. Nature Walk With Chuck - Snoqualmie Falls

Air Date: 1994-10-01

3. JK One

Air Date: 1994-10-08

4. Training Film - Getting In Shape

Air Date: 1994-10-15

5. Rock Star Fantasy Camp

Air Date: 1994-10-22

6. Stop People From Voting For Slade Gorton

Air Date: 1994-11-05

7. Weathered Wall Opening

Air Date: 1994-11-12

8. WSU/UW Apple Cup Monologues

Air Date: 1994-11-19

WSU/UW Apple Cup monologues; Sluggy - The Final Chapter; Don't Tell My Thighs; Seahawk Fever!; A very bad morning; The John Report; The Lame List or What's Weak This Week;

9. Secret Kingdome Recordings

Air Date: 1994-12-03

Secret Kingdome Recordings; Attack of the Junior High PE Teachers; NYPD Brew; Janet and Sue's Crazy Young World!; New marketing department hire; The John Report; Beetles questions for an expert

10. Expendable State Agencies

Air Date: 1994-12-10

Expendable State Agencies; Smiley Face Insurance; The Relationship Shopping Network; Bees nest in a meeting; The John Report; Cookie Dough!

11. It's A Wonderful Street

Air Date: 1994-12-17

It's A Wonderful Street; Seattle Christmas Specials; Bob Nelson's Magic 8 Ball Psychic Answer Line; The P.C. Holiday Special; Elfis; The John Report; How's Santa doing?

12. Mike Lowry and the Whoopie Cushion

Air Date: 1995-01-14

Mike Lowry and the Whoopie Cushion; New Seahawks policies under Erickson; John Denver - Take Me Home, Or I'll Cut You; Today's Army; Walkout! With Connie Chung; Pedantic purse snatching;The John Report; The Lame List or What's Weak This Week

13. ERR

Air Date: 1995-01-21

Non-Elistist S.A.M, ERR, Channel 9 PBS pledge drive '95, Father and son talk; The John Report; Bob, Tracy, Nancy, and Kim talk about Legends of the Fall

14. This is Not a Bulletin

Air Date: 1995-02-04

This is not a bulletin; Starbucks Warning; Publishers Clearing House Prize Patrol; The Survivalist; Cascade Antifreeze; The John Report; Courtney Color Lipstick

15. The New Gorton/Murray Friendship

Air Date: 1995-02-11

The New Gorton/Murray Friendship; Speedy Eyes; Street Vendors (1); Living Better Than You Ever Will; Street Vendors (2); Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; The John Report; Street Vendors (3)

16. Mr. Itch

Air Date: 1995-02-18

People on the street tell how Mike Lawry made them feel offended; Mr. Itch; Newscene - Valentines Day The Aftermath Day 4; Getting a number at a party; The John Report; Matching clothes

17. John Keister and Cheap Trick

Air Date: 1995-02-25

John settles a score with Cheap Trick; Pearl Jam's Philanthropic Efforts; Raging Hormones Out of Control; Seattle Mariner's press conference; Getting ready to head to a concert; The John Report; Drunken Protestant Man!

18. Cafe Crape

Air Date: 1995-03-25

Other Ways to Get Rid of Goats; Cafe Crape; Billionaire meeting at Microsoft; Things You Can Do For Ducks; The John Report;

19. Bill Stainton on April Fool's Day

Air Date: 1995-04-01

Bill Stainton on April Fool's Day; Washington Access Cable Awards, the "Wackies"; Focus on Youth; Joy of Painting; The John Report; AT&TGay

20. The Patty Dyke Show

Air Date: 1995-04-08

Mass Transit Alternatives; The Patty Dyke Show (1); "So What You're Saying Is..." with Winston Sinclair; Serious Putty; The John Report; The Lame List or What's Weak This Week; The Patty Dyke Show (2)

21. Bob's Babes

Air Date: 1995-04-22

Unfulfilled Northwest Jobs; Bob's Babes; College Bowl; Why People Get Mad No. 137; The John Report; Don't Let Your Workers Dink Around; Bob From Marketing

22. Pat Cashman Won't Let Jay Leno Leave

Air Date: 1995-04-29

Pat Cashman won't let Jay Leno leave; Ways to Kill Bad Guys in Seattle; Mind Your Manners With Billy Quan in Yard Sale of Fury;Vast Wasteland; Appointment to see Mr. James; The John Report; Famous Joe's Mediocre Pancakes and Commentary

23. Buddy's Homesick Cafe

Air Date: 1995-05-06

Buddy's Homesick Cafe; Law School Changes Under James Bond;Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; 1-500-Dr-Smart; What happens when you taunting a corporate worker; The John Report; Special Report

24. Bill Nye Returns to KING 5

Air Date: 1995-05-13

Bill Nye Returns to KING 5; Slade's New Animal Rules; Capable Woman; Science with Bill Nye; "Staring at my wife's breasts"; The John Report; Special Report;

25. Boeing 777 - Working Together

Air Date: 1995-05-20

Boeing 777 press conference; Yellow pages ads; Jet Guy in "Meet Zeldar Seven"; Almost Live Presents How to Get a Job; Joy of Painting; The John Report; Legalize Marijuana Now Coalition

26. Episode 26

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