Modern Toss

0. Pilot

Air Date:

1. Episode 1

Air Date: 2006-07-11

Among other gems, a considerate Alan does some house sitting, Drive-by Abuser gives golfers some helpful advice, and the Flies discuss children parties and dinner with Michael Winner.

2. Episode 2

Air Date: 2006-07-18

Drive-by Abuser takes to the road, and the humble roundabout falls under his critical gaze. Elsewhere, Alan prepares a caravan of hate for his long-suffering family.

3. Episode 3

Air Date: 2006-07-25

Train commuters have a big reason for being late when a gigantic passenger disrupts service; planets in the solar system engage in gangster-style braggadocio.

4. Episode 4

Air Date: 2006-08-01

The Drive-by Abuser disrupts a peaceful picnic; stalkers imbibe brain-boosting drinks and confront international scientists.

5. Episode 5

Air Date: 2006-08-08

Alan makes last-minute alterations to a couple's wedding-day plans; the Drive-by Abuser heaps some on a pair of lovers.

6. Episode 6

Air Date: 2006-08-15

The Flies discuss Jeremy Irons and Paula Radcliffe; the Drive-by Abuser hurls some vitriol across the channel.

1. Episode 1

Air Date: 2008-01-23

The great British public speak their tiny minds in British Topical Mouth-Off. And the astronauts struggle with their diet in Space Argument. Adult humour and strong language

2. Episode 2

Air Date: 2008-01-30

Alan falls in love with his therapist, with predictably disastrous consequences. Meanwhile, there are more close encounters of the absurd kind in Space Argument. Adult humour and very strong language

3. Episode 3

Air Date: 2008-02-06

The Flies have a philosophical discussion about mortality, the Astronauts have a zero-gravity industrial accident, and the master of pie-chi gives a far from zero-gravity demonstration of his martial art. Adult humour and very strong language

4. Episode 4

Air Date: 2008-02-13

Victorian Citizens Advice goes back in time to reveal the total stupidity of our ancestors, and the Flies encounter a flash continental cousin Adult humour and strong language

5. Episode 5

Air Date: 2008-02-20

Amongst other cartoon capers, Alan tries some regressive therapy. Before too long, the regression turns into aggression... Adult humour and very strong language

6. Episode 6

Air Date: 2008-02-27

Drive-by Abuser turns his unwanted attention to cruise ships, a barbecue goes horribly wrong - and an office worker demands a rise for stopping smoking Adult humour and strong language