The Osbournes
The Osbournes is an American reality television program featuring the domestic life of heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne and his family. The series premiered on MTV on March 5, 2002, and in its first season, was cited as the most-viewed series ever on MTV. The final episode of the series aired March 21, 2005.
Seasons
1. There Goes the Neighborhood
Air Date: 2002-03-05
Ozzy Osbourne settles into a multi-million dollar Beverly Hills mansion with wife Sharon and their teenage kids, Jack and Kelly.
2. Bark at the Moon
Air Date: 2002-03-12
The Osbournes learn the downside of a full house of dogs, as the chaos drives Ozzy up the wall—especially thanks to Jack’s unruly British Bulldog, Lola.
3. For the Record
Air Date: 2002-03-19
Ozzy hits the press circuit to promote his first album in six years, while Jack stirs up trouble on a camping trip. Back home, the family throws a big birthday bash for Kelly.
4. Won't You Be My Neighbor?
Air Date: 2002-03-26
The Osbournes go to war with their next-door neighbors, whose late-night music habits push the family to the brink.
5. Tour of Duty
Air Date: 2002-04-02
As Ozzy trains and rehearses for his upcoming tour, Sharon and Kelly test his patience with their relentless shopping sprees.
6. Trouble in Paradise
Air Date: 2002-04-09
After injuring his leg on tour, Ozzy is forced to take a break—just as Jack and Kelly turn the house into an all-night party zone.
7. Get Stuffed
Air Date: 2002-04-16
After a miserable Thanksgiving, Ozzy is fed up with the family and insists on returning to the tour alone.
8. No Vagrancy
Air Date: 2002-04-23
Jack invites his lazy skater friend Jason Dill to stay at the house, much to Ozzy and Sharon's dismay.
9. A Very Ozzy Christmas
Air Date: 2002-04-30
As Christmas nears, Sharon indulges in a New York shopping spree while touring with Ozzy and Jack, only to learn their security guard Michael has been arrested for robbing the neighbors.
10. Dinner with Ozzy
Air Date: 2002-05-07
In the Season 1 finale, Ozzy enjoys a multi-course meal in the dining room and reflects on his life, fame, and family.
1. Catching Up with the Osbournes
Air Date: 2002-11-05
Sharon looks back on Season 1 and reflects on the show’s sudden, massive impact on the Osbournes’ lives.
2. What Goes Up...
Air Date: 2002-11-26
Jack finds amusement in handling the stream of annoying tourists flocking to the house since the show’s breakout success. Meanwhile, Kelly preps for her MTV Awards debut, and Ozzy and Sharon head to Washington, D.C.
3. Must Come Down
Air Date: 2002-12-03
Sharon retreats to the family’s Malibu beach house to recover after receiving unexpected health news, while Ozzy battles to stay sober on tour under the weight of it all.
4. The Ozz Man and the Sea
Air Date: 2002-12-10
While Kelly heads to Europe for press and Jack films a guest spot on Dawson’s Creek in North Carolina, Ozzy tries to lift Sharon’s spirits by building a beachside fire so she can enjoy the outdoors.
5. Beauty and the Bert
Air Date: 2002-12-17
Kelly gets a new boyfriend but keeps him far from home, worried the family will scare him off before he even makes it through the door.
6. Smells Like Teen Spirits
Air Date: 2003-01-07
Sharon reconnects with her father after more than two decades of silence, while Ozzy discovers a newfound obsession with burritos. Meanwhile, Jack and Kelly’s late-night partying leaves their parents thoroughly unimpressed.
7. Meow Means No!
Air Date: 2003-01-14
Kelly brings in her friend Sarah to drum for her band, while Jack’s buddy Dill returns for another stay. Meanwhile, one freshly fixed dog gets a little too friendly with the rest of the animals.
8. It's a Hard Knock Life
Air Date: 2003-01-21
As Kelly’s career heats up, she grows weary of the nonstop interviews and photo shoot, prompting Ozzy to step in with some fatherly support.
9. Cleanliness Is Next to Ozzyness
Air Date: 2003-01-28
Ozzy grows increasingly anxious about Sharon's health. Her immune system is shot from the chemo, and the dogs run wild through the house. He cleans obsessively, urging everyone to wear gloves and masks.
10. Viva Ozz Vegas
Air Date: 2003-02-04
The family decides to go to Las Vegas for Kelly's 18th birthday.
11. My Big Fat Jewish Wedding
Air Date: 2003-02-11
Sharon and Ozzy plan to renew their vows on New Year’s Eve, but not everyone’s on board. Kelly objects to the rabbi officiating since they’re not Jewish, and Ozzy is less than enthusiastic about the preparations.
12. What a Boy Wants
Air Date: 2003-06-10
Kelly officially declares war on Christina Aguilera, while Jack has simpler ambitions - he just wants to celebrate his birthday at Medieval Times.
13. Flea's a Crowd
Air Date: 2003-06-17
A flea infestation wreaks havoc on the Osbourne household, leaving the pets frantic and the family itchy and miserable.
14. Run Ozzy Run
Air Date: 2003-06-24
Ozzy keeps up his training with a goal to run five miles on his 54th birthday. The family celebrates with a party, capped off by a homemade fireworks show from Jack and Robert.
15. Fists of Fury
Air Date: 2003-07-01
While Ozzy and Sharon escape to Hawaii for a short vacation, Jack throws a rowdy pool party that annoys Kelly and Melinda, and ends in total disaster.
16. Mama, I'm Staying Home
Air Date: 2003-07-08
With the family off to New York, Ozzy is thrilled to have the house to himself. Sharon hopes he’ll bond with Robert, but the two mostly steer clear of each other.
17. Tennis Racket
Air Date: 2003-07-15
After accepting a peace offering from her folk-singing neighbors, Sharon finds no peace at all—the neighbors on the other side take up tennis, playing obsessively at all hours. As sleepless nights mount, three of the Osbournes’ cats vanish without a trace, and Sharon begins to suspect foul play.
18. A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann
Air Date: 2003-07-22
Jack pays a visit to Courtney Love’s home and meets Brieann, Kurt Cobain’s sister, who’s staying there. Meanwhile, Sharon is unexpectedly moved after discovering Jack’s secret tattoo.
19. Angler Management
Air Date: 2003-07-29
After 17 years of anticipation, Ozzy fulfils his dream of taking Jack on a fishing trip, but the outing doesn’t go quite as planned.
20. Bye Bye Babies
Air Date: 2003-08-05
Jack and Robert travel to England to visit the Osbournes’ old family estate. With Kelly away on tour as well, Sharon finds herself missing both children—while Ozzy stumbles upon a long-lost keyboard from his Black Sabbath days.
21. Ozz Well That Ends Well
Air Date: 2003-08-12
Kelly’s relationship with Bert crashes and burns when he breaks up with her over the phone on Valentine’s Day, claiming no one took him seriously while they were together. Meanwhile, Jack grows uneasy after discovering he’s been acting out violently in his sleep.
22. The Osbourne Family Christmas Special
Air Date: 2003-12-11
The Osbournes go all out for Christmas, throwing a star-studded holiday bash featuring cooking segments, carols, a visit from Santa, and their own offbeat take on 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.
1. The Show Must Go Oz
Air Date: 2004-01-27
Sharon's feeling the heat from the powers that be behind her talk show, so she recruits Ozzy as her unlikely cohost. Back at home, the Osbournes' property undergoes some re-decorating.
2. Car Jacked
Air Date: 2004-02-03
Jack hits 18, scores a car, and tries to survive his driving test without wrecking it. Meanwhile, Kelly braces for round two in her ongoing feud with Christina Aguilera, this time on the stage of the MTV Europe Awards.
3. Rebel Without an Ozz
Air Date: 2004-02-10
While Sharon juggles her talk show and a missing guest in DMX, Ozzy keeps busy giving every visitor a tour of his shiny new home studio. Back at the house, Jack and his friends invent new ways to keep themselves entertained.
4. Return of the Ring
Air Date: 2004-02-17
Ozzy spirals into obsession after misplacing a $100,000 diamond pinkie ring and begs Sharon to cool it on the jewelry shopping. Meanwhile, Colin the dog earns an unplanned trip to the vet .
5. The Accidental Tourist (1)
Air Date: 2004-02-24
Ozzy and Kelly jet off to England to belt out their duet of ‘Changes’ on Top of the Pops, with Kelly’s boyfriend tagging along. The family holiday takes a dark turn when Ozzy wipes out on an ATV.
6. The English Patient (2)
Air Date: 2004-04-06
After three weeks in the hospital, Ozzy finally heads home to England to recover, developing a sudden sweet tooth for eclairs in the process. Meanwhile, Sharon struggles with her talk show woes and decides she’s had enough.
7. Scent of a Woman
Air Date: 2004-04-13
Kelly drives Sharon crazy by refusing to shower for days on end. Meanwhile, Ozzy receives a letter claiming to be from the Canadian Prime Minister inviting him to accept an award, but he’s convinced the whole thing’s a prank.
8. Pain in the Neck
Air Date: 2004-04-20
Stuck at home in recovery, Ozzy grows restless and cranky. He misses Sharon, hates the bulky neck brace, and laments the extra pounds he’s packing on without his workouts.
9. Ozzy Knows Best
Air Date: 2004-04-27
Ozzy fumes over Kelly’s skimpy outfits and frets about bulldog Colin’s nonstop attacks on the other dogs, especially poor Lola. But his biggest gripe is that nobody in the house seems to listen to a word he says.
10. Valentine Daze
Air Date: 2004-05-04
In the season 3 finale, Kelly keeps hanging out with Rob but insists she’s too young to be tied down. Jack and Kelly go to Vegas, meanwhile Ozzy and Sharon celebrate Valentine’s Day together.
1. Sleepless in Beverly Hills
Air Date: 2005-01-17
Ozzy begins suffering from insomnia. He eventually undergoes testing with a sleep disorder expert to determine the cause. Jack gets a tattoo of a cross on his chest, but Ozzy and Sharon do not like it.
2. Have Ozz Will Travel (1)
Air Date: 2005-01-24
The family tries to decide where to go on vacation. Sharon turns down Fiji because none of the hotels meet her standards, while Ozzy nixes a number of other locations for various reasons. Sharon ultimately decides on Hawaii, although Ozzy is still reluctant to go. Meanwhile, Kelly wins a major role in a television pilot. She must miss out on the family's vacation to go to Vancouver for filming.
3. Hawaii Five Ozz (2)
Air Date: 2005-01-31
Ozzy, Sharon and Jack head to Hawaii for their vacation. Ozzy continues to be miserable for a while, but cheers up following a private luau. Jack goes diving in a shark cage. His friends invite strippers to the luau, and behave in ways that embarrass him. The traveling party winds up leaving without Jack's friends when they fail to show up on time for their flight.
4. Kelly Interrupted
Air Date: 2005-02-07
Kelly irritates her mother by getting a lip ring. Ozzy and Jack are convinced that Kelly's erratic behavior and chronic illness are the result of drug use, but Sharon refuses to hear of it. Kelly eventually admits the truth to Sharon and enters rehab. Ozzy and Sharon don't believe she will stay at the facility for long.
5. 28 Days Later
Air Date: 2005-02-14
Kelly struggles to adjust to life in rehab, and frequently calls home requesting various personal belongings. She wants to leave, but Jack urges her to tough it out. Jack celebrates both his birthday and a year of sobriety. Kelly arrives home and becomes frustrated by the curfew and other rules she must follow. She clashes with her mother often, and accuses Sharon of messing with her head when she expresses her concerns.
6. Charity Case
Air Date: 2005-02-21
Sharon and Kelly plan a trip to Kenya on behalf of a charity organization. Ozzy doesn't want them to go, as he fears they will be kidnapped or contract malaria. Sharon also has second thoughts after hearing more details about the trip. The family receives a visit from Sir Elton John, who gives Ozzy an expensive necklace that leaves him feeling a bit embarrassed; and goes on a shopping spree with Sharon, Jack and Kelly. Ozzy, Sharon and Kelly later attend an event in honor of Covenant House, where Sharon receives an award and Kelly bids on a puppy.
7. Number One Fan
Air Date: 2005-02-28
A 25-year-old fan wins a charity auction for the right to spend the day with Sharon. Sharon is touched by the woman's generosity and invites her to spend the night at the Osbourne home. Meanwhile, Jack must attend an online traffic school after getting a speeding ticket.
8. Lozt in Translation
Air Date: 2005-03-07
The family travels to Japan, where Ozzy is to receive the Legend Award at the Video Music Awards. Kelly also makes several personal appearances. One of the employees, Sam, meets with some family members whom he hasn't seen in years, but can only communicate with them through a translator.
9. The Show Must Go Off!
Air Date: 2005-03-14
Sharon's talk show tapes its final episodes. Feeling mistreated, Sharon clashes with her bosses to the very end, showing up late on purpose and demanding money upfront. She takes her mind off of things by shopping, including the purchase of a state-of-the-art toilet. Kelly feels hurt when Sharon repeatedly criticizes her wardrobe. Ozzy pays another visit to the dentist.
10. A Farewell to Ozz
Air Date: 2005-03-21
Dr. Phil McGraw pays a visit to the house, where he holds a frank discussion with the Osbournes about drug abuse and other issues that have affected the family's relationships with one another. Examples are given through clips from previous episodes.
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Rating
5.8/10
Release Date
2002-03-05
Episodes
52 (4 seasons)
Status
Ended
Cast
Production Companies
iCandy TV
Big Head Productions
JOKS Productions
MTV Networks
MTV Productions