Squidbillies

1. This Show Is Called Squidbillies

Air Date: 2005-10-16

The backstories of how the Squidbillies, America's favorite family, came to be.

2. Take This Job and Love It

Air Date: 2005-10-23

Early seeks employment in a difficult job market.

3. School Days, Fool Days

Air Date: 2005-10-30

After a debilitating sports injury, Rusty is home schooled by Early.

4. Chalky Trouble

Air Date: 2005-11-06

An ancient squid ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty's maternity.

5. Family Trouble

Air Date: 2005-11-13

Revelations regarding Rusty's maternity lead to questions regarding Rusty's paternity.

6. Office Politics Trouble

Air Date: 2005-11-20

Early concocts a popular new beverage.

1. Government Brain Voodoo Trouble

Air Date: 2006-09-17

Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads.

2. Butt Trouble

Air Date: 2006-09-24

Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.

3. Double Truckin' the Tricky Two

Air Date: 2006-10-01

Early tries to out-trick the Tricky Two numbers. Results include Rusty's eye being ripped out and Granny being ripped in half.

4. Swayze Crazy

Air Date: 2006-10-08

Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze.

5. Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble

Air Date: 2006-10-15

Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.

6. Meth O.D. to My Madness

Air Date: 2006-10-22

Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth.

7. The Tiniest Princess

Air Date: 2006-10-29

Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sherrif could prove helpful...

8. Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust

Air Date: 2006-11-05

Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.

9. Bubba Trubba

Air Date: 2006-11-12

Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out.

10. Burned and Reburned Again

Air Date: 2006-11-19

Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...

11. Terminus Trouble

Air Date: 2006-11-26

Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see the famous corner where Kenny stood with the Six Pack.

12. Survival of the Dumbest

Air Date: 2006-12-10

Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.

13. A Sober Sunday

Air Date: 2006-12-17

Early attempts to find liquor on Sunday. Dan Halen creates clones to landslide Proposition 421.

14. Rebel with a Claus

Air Date: 2006-12-24

Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.

1. Webnecks

Air Date: 2008-01-20

Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

2. Beast Implants

Air Date: 2008-01-27

Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.

3. Tween Steam

Air Date: 2008-02-03

Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.

4. Wing Nut

Air Date: 2008-02-10

After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.

5. Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"

Air Date: 2008-02-17

Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.

6. Earth Worst

Air Date: 2008-02-24

After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.

7. The Good One

Air Date: 2008-03-02

Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.

8. Sharif

Air Date: 2008-03-09

Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.

9. Condition: Demolition!

Air Date: 2008-03-16

Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.

10. The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma

Air Date: 2008-03-23

After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.

11. The Unbearable Heatness of Fire

Air Date: 2008-04-06

After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.

12. Tuscaloosa Dumpling

Air Date: 2008-04-13

Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.

13. Armageddon It On!

Air Date: 2008-04-20

The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.

14. Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen

Air Date: 2008-04-27

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

15. Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

Air Date: 2008-05-04

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

16. An Officer and a Dental Dam

Air Date: 2008-05-11

After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.

17. The Okaleechee Dam Jam

Air Date: 2008-05-18

When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.

18. Pile M for Murder

Air Date: 2008-05-25

Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.

19. Mud Days and Cornfused

Air Date: 2008-06-01

During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.

20. Krystal, Light

Air Date: 2008-06-08

Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.

1. Lerm

Air Date: 2009-05-17

After the Cuyler home ends up in an intergalactic "car wreck", Early finds a new friend in the alien, Lerm.

2. The Liar, The Bitch and the Bored Rube

Air Date: 2009-05-24

Books are a window to an amazing new world, and that's why they're wrong.

3. The FIne Ol' Solution

Air Date: 2009-05-31

Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.

4. Anabolic-holic

Air Date: 2009-06-07

Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.

5. Confessions of a Gangrenous Mind

Air Date: 2009-06-14

Oldest living confederate widow doesn’t say anything of real relevance.

6. The Big Gay Throwdown

Air Date: 2009-06-21

The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.

7. Atone Deaf

Air Date: 2009-06-28

Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.

8. God's Bro

Air Date: 2009-07-05

The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God’s Bro.

9. Reunited, And It Feels No Good

Air Date: 2009-07-19

Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.

10. Not Without My Cash Cow!

Air Date: 2009-07-19

When the media sensationalizes his son’s disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.

1. Need for Weed

Air Date: 2010-05-16

The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.

2. The Many Loves of Early Cuyler

Air Date: 2010-05-23

Early has had sex with many different creatures. Rusty discovers that his penis is smaller than Rob Reiner's.

3. Dead Squid Walking

Air Date: 2010-05-30

Rusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison.

4. Young, Dumb and Full of Gums

Air Date: 2010-06-06

Dan Halen tells the citizens of Dougal Country about Obama sneaking fluoride and other mind bending drugs in to the drinking water to indoctrinate them with Socialist propaganda.

5. Holodeck Redneck

Air Date: 2010-06-13

The Sheriff shows Granny, Early and Rusty the cube house of the hologram to use their imaginations. Billie Reaves as Mammy (Granny's real mother), Jonathan Katz as the Holodeck Therapist (Uncredited)

6. Frivolacious Squidigation?

Air Date: 2010-06-20

Early sues Dan Halen after Granny gets hurt on one of the rides at the fair.

7. Fatal Distraction

Air Date: 2010-06-27

Early's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together. Featuring Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself.

8. Clowny Freaks

Air Date: 2010-07-04

Rusty gets into a rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.

9. Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine

Air Date: 2010-07-11

Rusty discovers that he is one of the greatest football players around and this affords him a chance to go to college, but Early is against it and does all he can to stop it from happening.

10. America: Why I Love Her

Air Date: 2010-07-18

A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the USA. First half-hour episode.

1. Asbestos I Can

Air Date: 2011-09-11

Early's addiction to asbestos hats gives him a terminal disease, and the Sheriff decides to let Early have his last wishes granted.

2. Class of '86

Air Date: 2011-09-18

The 25-year high school reunion rolls around. Dan Halen forces the Sheriff to keep Early from the party (as he dropped out in second grade), while the Sheriff begins to have flashbacks to Dan Halen's bullying.

3. Velvet Messiah

Air Date: 2011-09-25

Early steals granny's picture of Jesus and pretends to be him by hiding behind the picture while telling people what to do.

4. Big E

Air Date: 2011-10-02

Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing.

5. Keeping It in the Family Way

Air Date: 2011-10-09

Rusty finds a girlfriend and has sex for the first time. Early, infatuated with Rusty's girlfriend, becomes upset to and tries to break them up. Rusty later finds out that he is going to be a father and comes looking for her only to find that she has run away to be with her mother. He finds her and discovers that they are cousins.

6. Snow Daddy

Air Date: 2011-10-16

Rusty forms a bond with a magical snowman who sheds doubt on Early's parenting skills.

7. Ballmart

Air Date: 2011-10-23

Sheriff hires Granny and Early as greeters in Dan Halen's new Ball Mart super store.

8. The Pharaoh's Wad

Air Date: 2011-10-30

Early becomes addicted to a video poker machine.

9. The Return of Gaga Pee Pap

Air Date: 2011-11-06

A terminally ill GaGa returns to make peace with his family before death, and "get them again" one more time.

10. Trucked Up!

Air Date: 2011-11-13

After being challenged on his knowledge of trucking by Rusty, Early recounts his time as The Scrambler, a rebel trucker who took on trucking runs that "couldn't be done" for Dan Halen running toxic waste from Dougal County to Paris.

1. Rusty and Tammi Sitting in a Tree, B-A-S-T-A-R-D

Air Date: 2012-07-22

Rusty sacrifices his mediocre dreams to support the family that abandons him.

2. Beware the Butt-Cutter

Air Date: 2012-07-29

Sheriff asks the townspeople to help catch a serial killer.

3. Squidbilly Manfishing

Air Date: 2012-08-05

Sheriff and Rusty set out to join Early's guys-only fishin' weekend.

4. Green and Sober

Air Date: 2012-08-12

Lil goes to drug rehab.

5. The Legend of Kid Squid

Air Date: 2012-08-19

Early is jealous that Rusty is taking credit for crimes.

6. From Russia With Stud

Air Date: 2012-08-26

Sheriff nearly makes the biggest mistake of his life.

1. Granite Caverns

Air Date: 2013-08-11

Early becomes king of a cave.

2. Ga-Ga-Ghost

Air Date: 2013-08-18

Early causes trouble with his father's ghost.

3. The Inkubator Lives!

Air Date: 2013-08-25

Rusty becomes an amateur crime fighter, shirking his responsibilities as a deadbeat father.

4. Drone To The Bone

Air Date: 2013-09-09

Rusty gets recruited to pilot drones for the Army. Early & Granny move into a new housing development, away from the chicken crap.

5. A Jailhouse Divided

Air Date: 2013-09-15

6. Stop. Jammertime!

Air Date: 2013-09-22

7. Thou Shale Not Drill

Air Date: 2013-09-29

The squids debate fracture mining.

8. The Squid Stays in the Picture

Air Date: 2013-10-06

Early is taken in by liberal Hollywood.

9. Gun of a Son

Air Date: 2013-10-13

In a plot to prove guns should be legal, Early shoots Rusty.

1. Hetero-Cephalo Agenda

Air Date: 2014-09-21

Early picks the wrong side in the battle for marriage equality.

2. Limbitless

Air Date: 2014-09-28

Early trades his legs.

3. Taint Misbehavin'

Air Date: 2014-10-05

4. Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water

Air Date: 2014-10-12

Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he's a good dad.

5. Bunker Down, You Hairy Dawg!

Air Date: 2014-10-19

Early acquires a doomsday bunker when he triggers the collapse of society.

6. A Walk To Dignity

Air Date: 2014-11-02

Sheriff's dad breaks the law.

7. Granny Hotfoot

Air Date: 2014-11-09

Early discovers a new way to defeat Granny.

8. Sheriff-in-law

Air Date: 2014-11-16

Early directs his love in the wrong places.

9. Hybrid To Hell

Air Date: 2014-11-23

Early loses the love of his life.

10. Jose, Can You? Si!

Air Date: 2014-11-30

Early learns the value of a hard day's work done by someone else.

1. Lipstick on a Squid

Air Date: 2016-07-10

In the 10th season premiere, the Cuylers donate their bodies to science.

2. Southern Pride and Prejudice

Air Date: 2016-07-17

Early gets stuck in a symbol of his own oppression.

3. Trackwood Race-ist

Air Date: 2016-07-24

Early battles his grandson.

4. The Peep

Air Date: 2016-07-31

Sheriff tries stand-up comedy.

5. Vicki

Air Date: 2016-08-07

Sheriff's old classmate makes the mistake of returning to town.

6. Cephalo-ectomy

Air Date: 2016-08-14

You can take the squid out of the boy, but it's not covered by insurance.

7. Greener Pastor

Air Date: 2016-08-21

Scott Hilley dies.

8. Squash B'Gosh

Air Date: 2016-10-30

Jealousy sparks industry sparks grave robbery sparks the apocalypse.

9. Thanks-taking

Air Date: 2016-11-20

Rusty’s new friend gets invited to a very special Thanksgiving dinner.

1. Dove in an Iron Cage

Air Date: 2017-10-15

Justice is served, mayo free.

2. The Guzzle Bumpkin

Air Date: 2017-10-22

Grab deez nutz and Guzzle up!

3. Jacksonville Jackass

Air Date: 2017-10-29

Sheriff discovers alcohol at the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.

4. The Knights of the Noble Order of Mystic Turquoise Goblet

Air Date: 2017-11-05

Early's most confusing conspiracy theory turns out to be false.

5. The Ballad of the Latrine Marine

Air Date: 2017-11-12

It takes a man to make the women's room safe from men who think they're women.

6. Debased Ball

Air Date: 2017-11-19

Early exploits himself for attention.

7. Tortuga de Mentiras

Air Date: 2017-11-26

Everyone lies and all the houses burn.

8. Duel of the Dimwits

Air Date: 2017-12-03

Two idiots argue about stuff nobody cares about.

9. The War On the War On Christmas

Air Date: 2017-12-10

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!

10. Dewey Two-ey

Air Date: 2017-12-17

Two idiots open competing taquerias mere feet from one another.

1. Forever Autumn

Air Date: 2019-08-11

Dan Halen's foolish new plan prompts Early to open a foolish new business.

2. Galvin

Air Date: 2019-08-11

Granny finds love and Early loses his mind

3. Muscadine Wine

Air Date: 2019-08-18

Early and Tammi start a band in a star-studded episode

4. The Reenactment Of The Repulsion Of The Siege Of Cuyler Mountain

Air Date: 2019-08-25

After finding a priceless Civil War relic, Early sells it for a reasonable price

5. Rich Dan, Poor Dan

Air Date: 2019-08-25

Dan Halen is disappointed to discover financial bankruptcy is not as good as moral bankruptcy

6. Cooler-Heads Prevail

Air Date: 2019-09-08

A premium cooler allows Early to enjoy a new, highfalutin lifestyle

7. Blue Lives Battered

Air Date: 2019-09-08

A social media stunt almost takes Sheriff's life.

8. There's Sucker Porn Every Minute

Air Date: 2019-09-15

Early lets his beak flag fly.

9. Events By Russell

Air Date: 2019-09-15

Rusty's new party business is disrupted by Early

1. One Man Banned

Air Date: 2021-11-08

Early exercises his freedom of speech by speaking differently from now on.

2. Let 'er R.I.P.

Air Date: 2021-11-08

The Roadkill Rembrandt rides again.

3. No Space Like Home

Air Date: 2021-11-15

Early revisits the storage unit where he spent his childhood.

4. Scorn on the 4th of July

Air Date: 2021-11-15

Early poses as a military veteran to save 10% on an omelet.

5. Zen and the Art of Truck-Boat-Truck Maintenance

Air Date: 2021-11-22

Early achieves enlightenment, then shoves it down everyone else's throat.

6. Who-Gives-a-Flip?

Air Date: 2021-11-22

The exploits of a squid family and their interactions with the community.

7. Ol' Hootie

Air Date: 2021-12-06

Terror strikes from the skies.

8. The Liceman Cometh

Air Date: 2021-12-13

Early is forced to choose between his community and his hats.

9. This Show Was Called Squidbillies

Air Date: 2021-12-13

Saying farewell to America's favorite animated family.