The Man Show

1. Oprahization

Air Date: 1999-06-16

Jimmy and Adam strike back against the Oprahization of America, special appearance by Cindy Crawford

2. They Don't Want Sex As Much As We Do

Air Date: 1999-06-23

""Household hints from adult filmstars"", plus ""films men don't want to see""

3. Bad Old Days

Air Date: 1999-06-30

Jimmy introduces Baby Barry, a new arrival to the Kimmel clan. Adam tries his luck with kids in ""Kids Tell Jokes"".

4. Appearances

Air Date: 1999-06-30

Jimmy and Adam present Mannovations: innovative ideas to make a man's life better. Ask Mr. Hardware.

5. Bets/Zembic

Air Date: 1999-07-07

Jimmy and Adam investigate high stakes betting and interview a man who got breast implants to win a $100,000 bet.

6. Bathroom

Air Date: 1999-07-14

Show opens with women protesting against the Man Show, only to end up mud wrestling. Adam and Jimmy give their opinions on the bathroom, 3 segments of Jimmy conducting Bathroom Interviews, 'If Adam Was King,' and 'The Legend of The Fox.'

7. Drinking

Air Date: 1999-07-21

The first inductee into The Man Show Hall of Fame is honored, and Adam enjoys a night of romance with his mother.

8. Wedding

Air Date: 1999-07-28

A special episode with helpful tips, interviews and inventions to make your wedding more ""Man"" friendly.

9. Sports

Air Date: 1999-08-04

Jimmy and Adam share their views on Farting, The Rest Assured Disposal System, Movies Men Don't Want To See, Great Moments in Cinema (Raging Bull), Jimmy and Adam's parody 'Raging Ass,' Great Moments in Sports, How To Watch Baseball, Father & Son with Jimmy and Kevin Kimmel, Book of the month club.

10. Compilation

Air Date: 1999-08-11

Best of episode.

11. Jobs

Air Date: 1999-11-03

Adam and Jimmy share a list of jobs that attract women and jobs no one should have, Great Moments in Sports, Man-o-vations, Adam has a day out with the day laborers, Household Tips From Adult Film Stars

12. Mysteries of Women

Air Date: 1999-11-10

Adam and Jimmy pick apart the mysteries of women, Adam goes to the mall and asks the question 'What Are You Broads Thinking?' Jimmy views his hidden camera footage of his wife at home, The Fox is challenged to a drinking contest by an audience member, 'Instructional Video: This Is How To Fish,' Great Moments in Sports, & Father & Son with Jimmy and Kevin Kimmel.

13. Underwear

Air Date: 1999-11-17

Adam and Jimmy discuss their views on underwear. 6 simple rules for renting porn. Adam goes back to High School to be a shop teacher for the day.

14. Thanks Man Show

Air Date: 1999-11-24

In our Thanksgiving Show, the guys list what they're thankful for and offer tips on "How to Eat at the Buffet". What if Adam were king?

15. Veal

Air Date: 1999-12-08

The Man Show Hall of Fame inducts Andre the Giant and Adam visits a veal ranch.

16. Practical Jokes

Air Date: 1999-12-15

The Man Show becomes The Woman Show as the guys parody daytime shows for women.

17. Holiday Show

Air Date: 1999-12-22

The guys pay tribute to practical jokes, Jimmy asks the eternal question "Does size really matter?", Manovations.

18. Millennium

Air Date: 1999-12-29

Our holiday show. Jimmy and Adam go "Christmas Shopping with the Juggies". What if Adam were Santa?

19. New Year's Resolution Show

Air Date: 1999-12-31

The Millennium Show! The guys review highlights of the past Millennium and look ahead with new man-friendly inventions with "Millenn-o-vations".

21. Compilation show I

Air Date: 2000-01-05

Highlights from the second half of the season including ""Wife School"", ""Household Hints of Adult Film Stars"" and ""The Day Laborers' Makeover"".

22. Super Bowl Show

Air Date: 2000-01-26

The Super Bowl Show! The guys pay tribute to the most important day of the year, Super Bowl Sunday. ""How to Throw a Super Bowl Party"" and ""Tailgate-o-vations"".

1. More Juggies!

Air Date: 2000-06-18

Adam and Jimmy go to pro-wrestling school and show us why the Juggie Twins are twice as nice.

2. The Man Show Boy

Air Date: 2000-06-25

Adam and Jimmy introduce Aaron, The Man Show Boy and visit Snoop Dogg at his home, the Dogg Pound.

3. Husbandly Duties

Air Date: 2000-07-02

Contestants face The Wheel of Destiny where they could either win such prizes as a wheelbarrow full of porn or face the torture of wearing Adam's underpants as a face mask. Also, why would anyone want to see Cher?

4. Powerful Women

Air Date: 2000-07-09

Jimmy goes to the mall to ask women "Who are the 3 most powerful women in the country?". Adam and Jimmy check out hair replacement options for men and play the Camel Toe Match Game. Plus a famous daytime talk show host gets caught in a well.

5. Will You Buy Me a Beer?

Air Date: 2000-07-16

Aaron, The Man Show Boy tries to buy beer, movies men do want to see, Ground Justice movie trailer, and Adam spends a day at the dump.

6. Introducing Karl Malone

Air Date: 2000-07-23

Karl Malone on Being a Man, Adam and Jimmy go to the mall to introduce The Amazing Chocolate Diet, A parody of 'Girls Gone Wild' entitled 'Boys Gone Wild,' Great Moments in Television (featuring the Simpsons), and Good People With Bad Names (Guest Starring Andy Dick).

7. TV Shows

Air Date: 2000-07-30

Adam and Jimmy pack their thongs and head to the beach, including a parody of Gilligan's Island, where Jimmy plays Gilligan. also ""Beachovations"", ""Father and Son with Jimmy and Kevin Kimmel"", and ""Day at the Beach.""

8. For Women: How to Get a Man

Air Date: 2000-08-06

Adam and Jimmy give women advice on how to lose weight, bathroom conversations, and the first ever Juggy Talent Show.

9. We Donate to Charity

Air Date: 2000-08-13

Adam and Jimmy introduce the CCFL organization (Cam Cordors For Lesbians). Plus Adam and Jimmy in heaven, Jimmy tries to guess women's weight at a carnival, ""Great Moments in Stupidy"" which features a guy trying to break a beer bottle over his head. And Adam and Jimmy challenge a man out of the audience to eat a 22 oz. bowl of corn beef hash blindfolded before a st. bernard can finish a 22 oz. bowl of dog food, of course while they are blindfolded Jimmy switches the bowls around. Also ""The Monkey Bar.""

10. Sports Show

Air Date: 2000-08-20

Take a Man Show look at the world of sports as Adam and Jimmy go two on two with the Juggy Twins in a game of strip basketball. Plus Adam tries out to be a professional football player, Karl Malone on Diet and Excercise, a segment called ""Jamal Anderson: A Man Show Man"", and ""The Man Show Hall of Fame"" congradulating Frank Gifford of his selflessness by marrting Kathy Lee Gifford so none of us had to.

11. Myths & Facts About College

Air Date: 2000-08-27

In this special back-to-school episode of The Man Show The Man Show Boy goes to college campuses looking for some play, and Adam and Jimmy go to Spring Break to help a loser bag a babe. Plus ""Myths and Facts of College"", Father and Son with Jimmy and Kevin Kimmel, college toys called ""Fraternity Action Heroes"", and School-O-Vations.

12. Election Smear Campaigns

Air Date: 2000-09-03

Adam and Jimmy run against each other in their own political race, with several mud-slinging segments, Adam and Jimmy go door-to-door to earn votes in some neighborhood, Karl Malone on Being President, What If Women Were President?, Adam and Jimmy have a debate while the juggies mud-wrestle, Book Club.

13. Hef's House (Best Of)

Air Date: 2000-09-10

Adam and Jimmy go to that den of masculinity, The Playboy Mansion, and show us a full hour of highlights from this season with segments including ""In the Dogg House"", ""Laddy Sitters"", ""Karl Malone on Music"", and ""A Day at the Beach.""

14. Juggy Training

Air Date: 2000-12-03

Adam and Jimmy take us to the most well-proportioned university anywhere, The Juggy Academy. Jimmy gets X-Ray Specs, and ask Mr. Hardware.

15. Benny Hill

Air Date: 2000-12-10

Tribute to Benny Hill, Jimmy trades in the old ball and chain for a chimp, and the Wheel of Destiny.

16. Holiday Show II

Air Date: 2000-12-17

In this special holiday episode, Adam and Jimmy ask the question, What's going to stuff your stocking this year? Celebrating Hanukkah with wrestler Goldberg.

17. Girls Scout

Air Date: 2001-01-07

The Man Show Boy goes undercover and infiltrates the secret world of selling Girl Scout Cookies. Man Show talent show.

18. Car Show

Air Date: 2001-01-14

Get ready to inflate your airbags as Adam and Jimmy pose the question, "Should women be allowed to drive?". Antique porn show, and the museum of annoying guys.

19. Work Place Behavior

Air Date: 2001-01-21

Hold on to your jockeys! Adam and Jimmy go in search of bouncing babes when they conduct trampoline auditions. Jimmy asks women "Do you think women should get paid the same for doing the same job as men?". What if Adam were king?

20. Credit Cards

Air Date: 2001-02-04

Jimmy dramatizes Credit Card Abuse, 'You Can't Win' Theater, Adam and Jimmy go to Camp Spreading Eagle to learn the tricks of the porn trade, The Poopflingers, and a hypnotist makes hypnotic suggestions to audience members according to Adam and Jimmy.

21. Sex Show

Air Date: 2001-02-11

It's a Man Show Sextacular when the guys spoof their least favorite holiday. Jimmy asks "How often do you masterbate?", and sex-o-vations.

22. Teaching Women About the Work Place

Air Date: 2001-02-18

Catch a behind-the-scenes look at Adam and Jimmy's foray into rock 'n roll in Korn, Beneath the Music. Jimmy takes his daughter to work, and the guys wonder if guys will stop to help an ugly girl whose car broke down.

23. Phone Sex

Air Date: 2001-02-25

Some little leaguers suffer at the hands of coaches Kimmel and Carolla. Bride evaluations.

24. Laziness

Air Date: 2001-03-04

Juggy Angelique locks her keys in her car, Movies men don't' want to see, Adam and Jimmy show off their juvenile side when they reenact a key scene from that teen classic, Porky's.

25. International Customs About Sex

Air Date: 2001-03-11

Adam compares sex tips with guys from around the world, and Jimmy explores the world of midgetry. What if Adam were king?

26. Jamaica (Best Of)

Air Date: 2001-03-25

The guys are packing the Juggies and heading for Jamaica where they take a look back at highlights from this season.

1. Sperm Bank

Air Date: 2001-07-01

Jimmy shows a clip entitled Yoko Zuna, which features his cousin sitting on his sleeping friend's head bare-assed, Great Moments in Nature, Adam and Jimmy visit race to donate sperm at a sperm bank, Strip Clup Do's and Dont's, and bashing an issue of Oprah magazine.

2. Drunken Pilots

Air Date: 2001-07-08

Adam and Jimmy take a look back at the 50's with a film entitled ""The Marvelous World of Synthetics"" a fake film about ahem.. Dildos, Plus ""Karl Malone on Death"", Adam and Jimmy pose as drunken pilots at an airport, And Jimmy shows America the many uses of gravy.

3. Got Gas

Air Date: 2001-07-15

Adam and Jimmy take a trip to the racetrack and talk to some famous racecar drivers, and take a tour of Dale Earnhart Jr.'s tour bus. Also ""What Would Adam Do?"" a commercial featuring a new fragrant called ""Manage"" and ""Museum of Annoying Guys.""

4. Sock Puppet Porn

Air Date: 2001-07-22

Adam and Jimmy put up an experiment where they put a 20 dollar bill in an unflushed toilet filled with a can of beer and fake poo and see who has the guts to take it. Plus ""Sock Puppet Porn: The Delivery Man"", ""What Would Adam Do?"", and Jimmy goes to New York to sell hotdogs covered with Cap'n Crunch and whipped cream free of charge.

5. Salute to Advertising

Air Date: 2001-07-29

Adam and Jimmy salute male advertising idols including Count Chocula, Mr. Peanut, Gordan's Fisherman, The Jolly Green Giant, The Grimmace, Michilan Man, The Pillsberry Dough Boy, and many others. Also Jimmy pays women on the street to French kiss each other, Adam takes a trip to the hardware store in a segment called ""Ask Mr. Hardware."" And a commercial for a protene stain remover called ""Masul-Out.""

6. Oprah Jimfrey / Wheel of Destiny

Air Date: 2001-08-05

Adam visits a sex toy plant, Oprah remembers her spirit, & audience members submit to the wheel of destiny.

7. Man Show Boy Hits the Beach

Air Date: 2001-08-12

Adam and Jimmy set up a hidden camera inside a van to conduct an experiment to see if married men look at Juggy dancer Venessa as she walks down the street, Adam jumps in the ring with World Champion boxer Mark Breland, Oprah Jimfrey exercises, the Man Show boy hits the beach, and Man Show Miracles: Man Successfully Masturbates To The View.

8. Movie Show

Air Date: 2001-08-19

Jimmy reveals his sex tape before it falls the same fate of the Pamala Anderson Lee tape, Adam and Jimmy honor the silver screen with their Hollywood Tour, Karl Malone on Movies, Great Moments in Cinema, Movies Men Don't Want to See, and a Man Show tribute to the video camera.

9. Juggy Water Park

Air Date: 2001-08-26

'Die Like A Man,' Adam spends a day at an auto parts store, Great Moments in Stupidity, Oprah Jimfrey uses a hand-held shoulder massager, Adam and Jimmy cheer up a terminally ill patient with a video of the Juggies at a water park.

10. Labor Day

Air Date: 2001-09-02

A tribute to the American worker: how men make money and women spend it. The worst jobs in America, tribute to the American male stripper.

11. Got Milk?

Air Date: 2001-09-09

Juggy Angelique goes out and squirts people with a fake baby whose breast feeding, Adam acts like a psychic named Tobias, and several new man-o-vations.

12. Good Things Come in Small Packages

Air Date: 2001-09-16

Jimmy introduces ""Port-a-Juggy,"" the Man Show Boy gets a fake ID, Karl Malone on diversity, Adam goes to the Barbra Streisand concert, and Great moments in Yokozuna.

13. Las Vegas Season End Spectacular

Air Date: 2001-09-23

High-rollers Adam and Jimmy head to Las Vegas to take a look at this season's best moments: Man Show Boy - Fake ID, Menage cologne, Juggie dances, Sock Puppet Porn, Adam orders a stripper for his and Jimmy's room, Great Moments in Nature, Drunken Pilots, Adam and Jimmy find Las Vegas Adam and Jimmy impersonators, 'Mascul-out' ad, Best of Q&A.

14. Man Show Boy Sells Beer

Air Date: 2001-12-02

The Man Show Boy Sells Beer, Wheel of Destiny, 'You Can't Win' Theatre, Mistress Marley

15. Elevator Full of Juggies

Air Date: 2001-12-09

Adam and Jimmy lobby for a sexier Statue of Liberty.

16. Juggs Judy

Air Date: 2001-12-16

Adam teaches a karate class, Jimmy goes out and tests the throwing arms on people, Juggs Judy, 'You Can't Win Theater,' & the Good Time Party Boys teach men how to masturbate properly.

17. Christmas

Air Date: 2001-12-23

Holiday sock puppet porn, Man-o-vations, Juggs Judy and Santa Karl.

18. Toplessness In America

Air Date: 2001-12-30

Meyerson's Crack Spackle, Father & Son with Jimmy and Kevin Kimmel, Adam address the problem of Toplessness In America, & The Man Show Fashion Show

19. Bathroom Interviews

Air Date: 2002-01-06

A new treatment for baldness, bathroom interviews, What if Adam were king?

20. Undercover Bartenders

Air Date: 2002-01-13

Adam and Jimmy go undercover as bartenders. What would Adam do? Drunken pilots.

21. Officer Adam / Golf

Air Date: 2002-01-20

Manpons, Officer Adam, Golfing.

22. Wife Disguise Kit / Wheel of Destiny

Air Date: 2002-01-27

Jimmy finally gets the sex talk from his mother, The Wife Disguise Kit, The Man Show Salutes: The Pill, Wheel of Destiny, and What Would Adam Do?

23. Assoholics Anonymous

Air Date: 2002-02-10

Assoholics Anonymous, Man Show boy in "Will you watch my son?", ask Mr. Hardware.

24. Mardi Gras

Air Date: 2002-02-17

Adam and Jimmy celebrate Mardi Gras, showing a slide show of their visit to New Orleans, Adam and Jimmy trade beads for boobs, Father and Son with Jimmy and Kevin Kimmel, A woman with a fake hairy chest shows men, Karl Malone's Louisiana Tour, and one last look of their time at Mardi Gras

25. Outdoor Show

Air Date: 2002-02-24

The new restaurant 'Beavers,' Adam and Jimmy go fishing with William ""The Refrigerator"" Perry, Uncle Phil: How To: Kill A Bear, Wilderness Survival with the Juggies.

26. Wild Wild West Spectacular

Air Date: 2002-03-03

1. Juggy Audition

Air Date: 2002-08-11

Juggy Casting Call Adam and Jimmy Interviews Juggy Audition Finalists

2. Women and Sex

Air Date: 2002-08-18

Marriageol Best Way To A Bigger Penis What The Fuck? Man Show Haiku Adam As Gas Station Attendant Audience Q & A

3. Man Show Boy Phenomena

Air Date: 2002-08-25

Man Show Boy Rates Women Dodgers Spring Training Father & Son With Jimmy and Kevin Kimmel Wheel of Destiny

4. Bosom Springs

Air Date: 2002-09-01

Bosom Springs Day of Beauty What The Fuck? Adam's Exfoliating Treatment Charlton Heston's Penis Audience Q & A

5. I Dream of Jeannie

Air Date: 2002-09-08

I Dream of Jeannie Great Moments In Nature Learn To Be A Pimp Audience Q & A

6. The Juggbournes

Air Date: 2002-09-15

The Juggbournes Wheel of Destiny Uglyville

7. Topless Juggy Car Wash

Air Date: 2002-09-22

Topless Juggy Car Wash Life on the Road Charlton Heston's Penis Karl Malone on Wiping Museum of Annoying Drunks

8. The Bra

Air Date: 2002-09-29

Jimmy Unhooks Bras In Under 10 Seconds Charlton Heston's Penis Cooperstown Condoms Adam SWAT Team Tryout Man Show Boy With A Puppy What The Fuck? Audience Q & A

9. Casual Sex Friday

Air Date: 2002-10-06

Talking Deer Casual Sex Friday Charlton Heston's Penis Adam As Gas Station Attendant Great Moments In Mexican Midget Bullfighting Audience Q & A

10. Penis Names

Air Date: 2002-10-13

Penis Names Adam The Garbage Man Guess What's In My Pants Audience Q & A

11. Sports-O-Vations

Air Date: 2002-10-30

Will You Buy This For Me? Sports-O-Vations Father & Son With Jimmy and Kevin Kimmel Dr. Stephano's Anal Emporium

12. Adam and Jimmy In Jail

Air Date: 2003-02-23

Wondrous World of Pornography Adam and Jimmy In Jail The Juggbournes Donate Your Mate Audience Q & A

13. Bachelorette Party

Air Date: 2003-03-02

Man Show Academy of Art Charlton Heston's Penis Bachelorette Party Ask Mr. Hardware Audience Q & A

14. 100 Shots With Super Dave

Air Date: 2003-03-09

Women Lie About Their Weight 100 Shots With Super Dave Osborne Wacky Back Camp Kournikova Audience Q & A

15. The Black Widow of Pool

Air Date: 2003-03-16

Porn Flakes Wheel of Destiny Pool With Jeanette Lee Women In Sports

16. Kids

Air Date: 2003-03-23

Kegos Women In Sports Wrestle Cousin Sal Tobias Audience Q & A

17. Apologizing

Air Date: 2003-03-30

Man Show Boy Apologizes Vacation to the Swamp Man Show Haiku Charlton Heston's Penis Wheel of Destiny

18. Horse Racing

Air Date: 2003-04-06

Blow Darts Karl Malone on History A Day at the Track Museum of Annoying Women Audience Q & A

19. Lesbians and Rosie

Air Date: 2003-04-20

Would You Have Sex With Rosie O'Donnell? Adam Visits Jack LaLanne Man-O-Vations Women In Sports Cousin Sal's Fart

20. Final Show

Air Date: 2003-05-04

Adam Clone Playboy Photographers Look Back At The Man Show Goodbye Toast

21. Best Of

Air Date: 2003-05-11

Day of Beauty Marriageol Dodgers Spring Training Charlton Heston's Penis I Dream of Jeannie Guess What's In My Pants

1. The New Guys

Air Date: 2003-08-17

Doug Stanhope and Joe Rogan are introduced as the new hosts. They play the A* Crack Game Show, and the Magical Negro pays a visit.

2. Wheel of Destiny

Air Date: 2003-08-24

Joe and Doug dare you to submit to the Wheel of Destiny, and Doug's mom reviews porn.

3. Breast Implant Fashion Show

Air Date: 2003-08-31

The boys host a breast implant fashion show, and the magical negro pays Joe Rogan a visit in a strip club.

4. Dr. Phil

Air Date: 2003-09-07

Joe and Doug follow Dr. Phil on the streets, with a hidden camera, and review the Juggy Consumer Reports.

5. The Other Side with Joel Rogal

Air Date: 2003-09-14

Audience members are put in touch with long lost ex-girlfriends.

6. Make Me Stiff

Air Date: 2003-09-21

Doug (Stanhope) hosts ""Make Me Stiff,"" in which contestants must ""keep cool"" in the face of temptation. [So basically, they're just trying to not get boners]

7. Midget Porn

Air Date: 2003-09-28

When midget porn falls short of Doug's expectations, he blows the lid on the industry in an exclusive expose.

8. Breakup Bounty Hunters

Air Date: 2003-10-04

Joe and Doug send in the Break-Up Bounty Hunters and present the movie trailer for ""Blue Balls Strip Club"".

9. Toilet Expo

Air Date: 2003-10-19

The boys introduce the latest toilet technology and screen ""Pretty Woman"" with ladies from the Bunny Ranch.

10. Church of the Man Show

Air Date: 2003-10-26

Joe and Doug give guys a chance to confess their unmanly sins and receive Man Show-style penance.

11. Compilation Show I

Air Date: 2003-11-02

Join Joe and Doug in the Catalina Islands as they take a look back at some of the best moments from season five of The Man Show.

1. Tonya Harding Boxing Match

Air Date: 2004-05-02

Doug Stanhope Goes One-On-One with figure skater Tonya Harding in a 3 round boxing match. The judges include 2 juggy's, and the man show blind guy. Included: The Magical Negro helps the boys' and even the newest diet plan -- Tape worm!

2. Joe & Doug Road Trip

Air Date: 2004-05-02

Doug, Joe, and the Juggys hitchhike naked and also a look at the deleted scenes in pulp fiction.

3. That's My Boy!

Air Date: 2004-05-09

Joe & Doug's mothers compete to see who know's their son better. Also, The Wheel Of Destiny, and Doug goes to a garage sale and plants items for sale, such as dildos and rubber fists.

4. A Man Show Man Tribute

Air Date: 2004-05-16

Doug and Joe give out awards to some Man Show Men. Including some guy who threw water on a baby, and a frozen Baseball player who's name i forgot.

5. Stealing Another Man's Midget

Air Date: 2004-05-23

The Man Show midget is back, after he was thrown away by Adam and Jimmy.

6. Sexy Censor Pays a Visit

Air Date: 2004-05-30

Joe and Doug are mad because the censor for the show, is a girl, telling people what men want to see. The only solutioun is to re-anact what the censor is doing when she pays a visit.

7. Juan Goes Wild

Air Date: 2004-06-06

Doug brings average joe, Juan, with him to girls gone wild to show him what it's like to be rich.

8. Guess Whose Asscrack

Air Date: 2004-06-13

It's time for everyones favorite Asscrack game.....again.

9. Juggy Boot Camp

Air Date: 2004-06-19

The juggy's are sent to boot camp.

10. Hot Tubs for Humanity

Air Date: 2004-06-19

Joe and Doug encourage you to Quit Your Crappy Job, they do a solid for the everyday man in Hot Tubs for Humanity, present new stuff for sale on The Man Show Shopping Network, and test the Juggies engineering skills in Girlfriend Junk Wars.

11. Compilation Show II

Air Date: 2004-07-11

A compilation of clips from the second half of the 5th season.