Those Who Can't

Those Who Can't

There are teachers who inspire, enlighten, and challenge us. These are not those teachers.

Comedy

Seasons

The Boys Are Coming Together

1. The Boys Are Coming Together

Air Date: 2016-02-11

When the school bully begins picking on some of the teachers at Smoot High, the teachers exact a terrible (and stupid) revenge... and even the librarian gets in on the action!

Oof, Nut City

2. Oof, Nut City

Air Date: 2016-02-11

Principal Quinn tasks the guys with helping a shy kid win the student election, but they do their jobs a little too well and unwittingly create a monster. Abbey and Quinn have a fight over Smoot High's debate practices.

Lady and the Skamp

3. Lady and the Skamp

Air Date: 2016-02-18

The teachers protest poor working conditions by going on strike, Shoemaker and Abbey butt heads over who's the real strike leader, and Loren and Rod tailgate the event...leaving Quinn and Tammy to man the understaffed school.

The Fairbell Tape

4. The Fairbell Tape

Air Date: 2016-02-25

Shoemaker and Abbey work to get the vending machine returned after it's removed by the PTA. Later, Loren clashes with his old teacher while Fairbell's sexual orientation is discovered.

Of Lice and Men

5. Of Lice and Men

Air Date: 2016-03-03

After a lice outbreak at Smoot, Loren takes matters into his own hands and commands the "hot zone." Shoemaker and Tammy square off in a haircutting contest, while Abbey revisits some not-so-fond high school memories.

What's Eating Uncle Jake?

6. What's Eating Uncle Jake?

Air Date: 2016-03-10

After leading the JV Girls Volleyball team to the State Championship, Fairbell gets benched when the PTA appoints a new coach. Plus, Shoemaker takes asst. coaching a bit too far, and Loren schemes for a shady game sponsor.

For Whom the Bell's Tolls

7. For Whom the Bell's Tolls

Air Date: 2016-03-24

The guys come to school drunk on the day Superintendent Carson promises to fire the worst teacher. Shoemaker has a medical flare-up, Loren maintains a buzz in order to save face, and Fairbell makes a ridiculous new friend.

Wet Dreams May Come

8. Wet Dreams May Come

Air Date: 2016-03-31

Shoemaker is tormented by a disturbing sex dream, and the drama teacher wrongly advises him to act on it. Meanwhile, Fairbell befriends the new school police officer even though the rest of the gang tries to get rid of him.

K-Pop Goes the Weasel

9. K-Pop Goes the Weasel

Air Date: 2016-04-07

A former student leaves a threatening letter for the gang, and they quickly realize they're stuck in the middle of his sick, murderous game. Trapped in school at night, with corpses piling up, the teachers fight for survival.

Take a Wonka on the Wild Side

10. Take a Wonka on the Wild Side

Air Date: 2016-04-14

The teachers relive their glory days at Senior Prom, Fairbell and Abbey's "friend date" is a disaster, Quinn has the worst night of his life, and Shoemaker's looming divorce helps him get his angry band back together.

Rod Man Out

1. Rod Man Out

Air Date: 2016-10-07

With the dreaded new school year right around the corner, the teachers get a surprise when Rod returns to Smoot a sober man; his new insufferable attitude forces the gang to do the unthinkable to get him back to his old self.

Foreskin in the Game

2. Foreskin in the Game

Air Date: 2016-10-14

Shoemaker seeks emergency medical help from Abbey; Fairbell takes on a role assisting Cattie, Smoot's new principal; Loren is left alone in the dust.

Plains High School Drifter

3. Plains High School Drifter

Air Date: 2016-10-21

Cattie hires a former Denver Bronco to be Smoot's new head football coach, and he appoints Loren as his assistant. But the new coach's methods don't sit well with Tammy and Shoemaker, who go to great lengths to fire him

8 Mile High

4. 8 Mile High

Air Date: 2016-10-28

Obsessed with the underground rap scene, Loren recruits Shoemaker and Fairbell to join his crew. Meanwhile, Abbey gets caught up in the local gang life, and Shoemaker and Rod butt heads over his relationship with Rod's mother.

White Guilt Trip

5. White Guilt Trip

Air Date: 2016-11-10

After Abbey accidentally discovers Smoot's racist past, Cattie brings in Native American students to make-up for the bad publicity. Plus, Rod and Loren start a craft brewery on campus, but find that their success may be short-lived.

The Trial of Geoffrey Quinn

6. The Trial of Geoffrey Quinn

Air Date: 2016-11-10

It's Principal Quinn's trial. Shoemaker, Abbey, Fairbell and Loren have been summoned to the witness stand. Meanwhile, Cattie enlists Leslie to communistically transform Smoot into a passable school for an incoming reporter.

Detergent Dawn

7. Detergent Dawn

Air Date: 2016-11-17

Loren finally completes his novel, but the book's success goes to his head, forcing Shoemaker to become his 'agent.' However, when the novel sparks a hookup outbreak, Fairbell and Summer's abstinence class takes a dramatic turn.

A New Dog in the Yard

8. A New Dog in the Yard

Air Date: 2016-11-17

After being appointed interim wrestling coach, Fairbell starts a beef with the rival school's coach, who Abbey has a crush on. Plus, Shoemaker takes testosterone, and Loren deals with a new girlfriend - and her two children.

Normal Activity

9. Normal Activity

Air Date: 2016-12-01

Elect-ile Dysfunction

10. Elect-ile Dysfunction

Air Date: 2016-12-01

Mid-Bryce Crisis

11. Mid-Bryce Crisis

Air Date: 2016-12-08

When a former Smoot senior returns to school, Loren, Shoemaker and Fairbell get paranoid about being the victims of yet another senior prank. Meanwhile, Abbey begins to date a younger guy despite warnings from Tammy and Julie.

Graduation

12. Graduation

Air Date: 2016-12-08

All's Fairbell

1. All's Fairbell

Air Date: 2019-01-14

Against all odds, Fairbell excels in his new role as principal, but the arrival of a buttoned-up guidance counselor jeopardizes the rest of the gang’s easy street.

The Running of the Bullies

2. The Running of the Bullies

Air Date: 2019-01-21

Quinn returns as principal and starts a campaign to tackle the rampant bullying at Smoot, but disturbing the delicate social ecosystem has consequences for everyone.

You Can't Go Homecoming Again

3. You Can't Go Homecoming Again

Air Date: 2019-01-28

With the gang in charge of the homecoming parade floats, tensions rise and class warfare

A Smoot Holiday Coincidence

4. A Smoot Holiday Coincidence

Air Date: 2019-02-04

The Smoot teachers rally around a student as they raise money for his heart transplant.

Escapegoats

5. Escapegoats

Air Date: 2019-02-11

With the gang trapped in a Smoot “escape room,” new guidance counselor Steven leads the charge to get them fired.

Taco Tuesday

6. Taco Tuesday

Air Date: 2019-02-18

As Tammy desperately tries to take care of an urgent personal matter, Smoot deals with a crisis of its own: a taco-less Tuesday.

One Ding-Wonder

7. One Ding-Wonder

Air Date: 2019-02-25

When a Smoot student becomes a viral sensation, Shoemaker gets a brush with fame, and Loren and Abbey try to out-viral everyone with a video of their own.

Grisly Man

8. Grisly Man

Air Date: 2019-03-04

Out in the woods for a cross-country race, the gang stumbles upon a hermit they believe is a legendary serial killer.

Those Who Could've

9. Those Who Could've

Air Date: 2019-03-11

The Smoot faculty exploits student-teachers from a local university.

SKAppily Ever After

10. SKAppily Ever After

Air Date: 2019-03-18

Everyone chips in to throw Loren and Jade a dream wedding at the school. Meanwhile, Abbey wants to take her anonymous online relationship to the next level.

Big Ol' Scams

11. Big Ol' Scams

Air Date: 2019-03-25

Steven's vocational career fair has Loren and Abbey questioning their professional paths. Meanwhile, Shoemaker and Fairbell join a cult-like pyramid scheme.

Abbey's Road

12. Abbey's Road

Air Date: 2019-04-01

Abbey enjoys success at her new career away from Smoot. In her absence, the gang struggles with their altered group dynamic and Loren takes over as librarian.

Yes We Scan

13. Yes We Scan

Air Date: 2019-04-08

With the school in danger of being shut down, the gang hatches a plan to save the day. Meanwhile, Quinn and Tammy embark on a drug-fueled vision quest.

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Rating

6.4/10

Release Date

2016-02-11

Episodes

35 (3 seasons)

Status

Canceled

Cast

Videos

Production Companies

Thank You, Brain! Productions

Thank You, Brain! Productions

3 Arts Entertainment

3 Arts Entertainment