The Sarah Silverman Program.
Sarah Silverman plays a character named Sarah Silverman, whose absurd daily life unfolds in scripted scenes and songs. With her sister and her gay neighbors by her side, Sarah always manages to fall into unique, unsettling and downright weird predicaments.
Seasons
1. Officer Jay
Air Date: 2007-02-01
Sarah gets arrested for drinking (cough syrup) and driving. After she is released from jail Sarah discovers the attraction between her sister Laura and the arresting officer. Meanwhile Brian tries to convince his partner Steve that he is bisexual.
2. Humanitarian of the Year
Air Date: 2007-02-08
Sarah invites a homeless man into her home to prove she is a caring person. Meanwhile Brian learns karate, but fails to use it in dire straits.
3. Positively Negative
Air Date: 2007-02-15
Sarah decides to take an AIDS test to cure her case of the blahs. Meanwhile Jay celebrates his birthday with a party.
4. Not Without My Daughter
Air Date: 2007-02-22
Sarah becomes an adviser to a local beauty-pageant contestant. She encourages a young girl to enter the pageant in order to fulfill her own childhood dreams. Meanwhile, Steve's behavior in a police car result in unforeseen consequences.
5. Muffin' Man
Air Date: 2007-03-01
Sarah tries to explore her own sexuality. Meanwhile Brain and Steve bicker over a soft drink.
6. Batteries
Air Date: 2007-03-07
Sarah searches for AA batteries so that she can use her remote to turn off a television benefit for needy children. While on her search, Sarah loses a farting contest and has a sexual encounter with God.
1. Bored of the Rings
Air Date: 2007-10-03
Sarah discovers that the community group she joins is a radical anti-abortion group; a game of "Dungeons and Dragons" interferes with Steve and Brian's plans for a date night.
2. Joan of Arf
Air Date: 2007-10-10
Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.
3. Face Wars
Air Date: 2007-10-17
Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prove her point she decides to become black for a day. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve get carried away smoking medical marijuana.
4. Doodie
Air Date: 2007-10-24
When their mother's grave is vandalized, Sarah and Laura become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning enough money to replace the tombstone.
5. Ah, Men
Air Date: 2007-10-31
Sarah starts a relationship with God who turns out to be needy and insecure. However, she still hopes to show him off at her upcoming high school reunion. In the mean time, Brian and Steve question the origins of their sexuality.
6. Maid to Border
Air Date: 2007-11-07
Sarah fires her maid, Dora, believing that she has stolen her beloved Hamburglar doll. When her life slips into filthy disarray, Sarah goes to Mexico to get her maid back, but Dora has since gained unexpected power.
7. High, It's Sarah
Air Date: 2008-10-08
Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously, and to act on them. Jay has a problem with nocturnal emission.
8. The Mongolian Beef
Air Date: 2008-10-09
Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Steve's homemade short films get him some popularity with a demographic he'd never thought possible.
9. Making New Friends
Air Date: 2008-10-16
Sarah realizes her old friends aren't that much fun, so she decides to look for new ones.
10. Patriot Tact
Air Date: 2008-10-23
Sarah defends our freedom by running over anyone with a beard.
11. Pee
Air Date: 2008-10-30
Sarah has a problem with bedwetting. Well, Actually she's quite good at it.
12. There's No Place Like Homeless
Air Date: 2008-11-06
Sarah joins the rank of the homeless after losing her keys, but seems to like her new status after meeting an old friend who shows her the advantages of living on the streets.
13. Fetus Don't Fail Me Now
Air Date: 2008-11-13
Sarah cannot believe she is pregnant, and it seems to be too much for her to handle.
14. I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not
Air Date: 2008-11-20
Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. Brian spends a ridiculous amount of money on a DVD set, then commits to watching it enough times that it will make itself more economical than if he'd rented it. Guest starring Tim Heidecker as Jay's grief counselor.
15. Kangamangus
Air Date: 2008-12-04
Brian and Sarah set out to coin the next big word, in hopes it will become part of society's slang terms.
16. Vow Wow
Air Date: 2008-12-11
Sarah becomes engaged to Doug.
1. The Proof is in the Penis
Air Date: 2010-02-04
In an attempt to get Sarah to “man up”, Laura falsely informs her that she was born with both a penis and a vagina. Brian and Steve are haunted by the ghost of Mr. Jenkins.
2. The Silverman and the Pillows
Air Date: 2010-02-11
After Sarah's morning brunch at Romanski's is interrupted by a children's book reading, Sarah goes on a crusade of her own to show how easy it is to make children's books and television. Jay and his "anti-Sarah" support group, square off with Sarah on Real Time with Bill Maher. Laura informs Brian and Steve that their balls have an unpleasant odor.
3. A Slip Slope
Air Date: 2010-02-18
Sarah sues "Home Alone", the movie, for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor. Her eloquent case about the dangerous influence of entertainment leads her to the position of official censor of Valley Village television. Brian seeks revenge on a bird who repeatedly poos on his head.
4. Nightmayor
Air Date: 2010-02-25
Sarah is sick of hearing about the upcoming mayoral election, so she amuses herself by campaigning for a fake write-in candidate whom she calls, "May Kadoody." An actual May Kadoody steps forward when her name is, shockingly, announced as the winner. Kadoody outlaws brunch and gay marriage, interfering with Steve's dream of marrying Brian.
5. Smellin' of Troy
Air Date: 2010-03-11
Sarah reconnects with her childhood imaginary friend, Troy, who lures into a life of sex and drugs. After Brian refuses to let Steve play in his band, Steve creates a song that mocks Brian, and gains immense popularity on the internet.
6. A Fairly Attractive Mind
Air Date: 2010-03-19
Sarah has the mistaken epiphany that she is retarded, and tries to use her disability to inspire people. Brian and Steve accidentally bump heads while trying to pick up a magical dragon phone and switch bodies.
7. Songs in the Key of Yuck
Air Date: 2010-03-26
Sarah and Steve go to a jam band concert where Sarah convinces all of the fans that they are tripping.
8. Just Breve
Air Date: 2010-04-02
Sarah narrates the story of Steve creating a baby robot.
9. A Good Van is Hard to Find
Air Date: 2010-04-09
Brian and Steve have a stand-off to decide who will do the laundry.
10. Wowschwitz
Air Date: 2010-04-16
Laura and Sarah mount dueling Holocaust memorials.
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Rating
6.3/10
Release Date
2007-02-01
Episodes
32 (3 seasons)
Status
Ended
