Kids Say the Darndest Things
The hilarious reimagined format of the classic variety show capture host Tiffany Haddish’s unique voice and sensibility as she interacts with real kids – and their innocently entertaining points of view.
Seasons
1. You’re Famous, But You Ain’t All That
Air Date: 2019-10-06
The premiere episode’s first guests include a panel of future rock princesses that question her friendship with one of their favorite musicians, two 6-year-olds discuss all the weird things grown-ups do and a musical prodigy that has Tiffany singing the blues. Later, Tiffany convinces some kids to film a commercial for her fake product, She Ready Dessert Ketchup.
2. Taylor Swift is My Friend
Air Date: 2019-10-13
Kids these days are mature beyond their years. This week, we meet a 3-year-old makeup artist, a 7-year-old with his own ball-cleaning business and a 10-year-old who helps Tiffany make nice with her ex-boyfriend. Over drinks in New York City, a trio of Shirley Temple-sipping girls give Tiffany advice about reconciling with an estranged friend, and the three Taylor Swift superfans from episode one are treated to the biggest surprise of their lives.
3. Dad, plug your ears!
Air Date: 2019-10-20
This week’s extraordinary kids include an 11-year-old aspiring comedian who tries to take Tiffany’s job, a 9-year-old yodeler and a fast-talking energetic 7-year-old. Later, Tiffany asks an 11-year-old to fire someone on her staff (guest star Rob Huebel); takes a group of kids on a tour of her latest art installation, “She Art, By Tiffany Haddish”; and meets some kids from Harlem who teach her how to double dutch, east coast style.
4. Stick It to 'Em
Air Date: 2019-10-27
A pair of tight-lipped siblings; a pianist from Okinawa, Japan; and a trio of girls who give Tiffany tips about what to look for in a boyfriend. Also: budding comedian Evan returns to share some breaking news with Kevin Frazier ("Entertainment Tonight").
5. Marriage Seems Like a Huge Commitment
Air Date: 2019-11-03
A couple of youngsters fall in love at first sight; young string instrument virtuosos wow the crowd with a lively performance. Also: a 9-year-old aspiring talk-show host.
6. You've Been Lying to Your Momma?
Air Date: 2019-11-10
Kids come in all shapes, sizes and ages. This week, we meet some kids with slick dance moves, a germaphobe, a child whose age fluctuates according to the price of a kid's meal and a 10-year-old college student. Later, Tiffany meets a senior citizen who says the darndest things.
7. Turkey in Space
Air Date: 2019-11-17
In a special Thanksgiving-themed episode, Tiffany shares her favorite Turkey Day traditions and films an infomercial for "Gobble Gobble Wrapping Paper" with kids who frantically gift wrap everything from Thanksgiving leftovers to a live turkey. Later, Tiffany and an 8-year-old girl pitch movie ideas to her big shot Hollywood director friend Jack McBrayer.
8. Could I have a $20, Dad?
Air Date: 2019-12-08
This week, we meet some adorable kids who discuss the pros and cons of having siblings, an 11-year-old aerialist phenom and some youngsters who are tasked with keeping an extremely exhausted Tiffany awake. Additionally, Tiffany is on carpool duty and finds herself in a precarious situation with the police.
9. Santa's Got a Six Pack
Air Date: 2019-12-22
On a special holiday episode, Tiffany chats with kids about their favorite holiday traditions. Later, Tiffany plays Santa's helper to find out who is on the "nice list" and celebrates an 8-year-old magician who proves that big tricks can come in small packages.
10. She's Totally Not Ready
Air Date: 2020-01-05
This week, Tiffany chats with a panel of sassy girls who give advice on dealing with boys, stuns a brilliant boy with her illogical ideas about traveling to the sun, and plays catch with an 8-year-old who happens to be the only girl on her baseball team. Later, a 10-year-old who poses as Tiffany is forced to make some tough business decisions on her behalf.
11. A Thousand Thumbs Up!
Air Date: 2020-01-12
"A Thousand Thumbs Up!" – This week, Brooklyn's youngest and toughest food critic goes on a culinary adventure at a Michelin star-rated restaurant; a group of kids break down the best way to eat pizza; and Tiffany goes toe-to-toe with a young chess player. Later, an aspiring entomologist shows off her cockroach collection, and a virtual assistant named Tiff stirs up trouble with some rebellious young boys.
12. My Work is Done
Air Date: 2020-01-19
Host Tiffany Haddish takes a look back at some of the most LOL moments of the season. Also, 7-year-old aspiring FBI agent Clark gets a crash course in forensic science, interrogation, handcuffing and more at the FBI Academy in Quantico, Virginia, on the season finale of "Kids Say the Darndest Things."
1. "Wigging Out"; "The Kids Price is Always Right"
Air Date: 2021-05-05
Tiffany Haddish finds kids "wigging" out when they realize one of her wigs on a shelf can communicate only with them. Plus, Tiffany and the kids make a special visit to the iconic CBS game show THE PRICE IS RIGHT where they take turns playing some fun pricing games with host Drew Carey.
2. Love Chat; Double Trouble
Air Date: 2021-05-12
Tiffany and a wise 8-year-old dish out relationship advice. Tiffany also teams up with Cedric The Entertainer to cause double the trouble when they chat with identical twins.
3. World's Oldest Third Grader; Sugar Rush
Air Date: 2021-05-19
Tiffany Haddish helps an 8-year-old with big dreams achieve his Hollywood ending, and two sisters rock Tiffany's world when they discuss outer space.
4. The Biggest Mystery of Life; Like and Subscribe
Air Date: 2021-05-26
Tiffany Haddish jams out with a very talented group of quadruplets known as the "Quad Squad" and chats with some kids who have big dreams
5. The Not So Late Show; The Kids Testament
Air Date: 2021-06-02
A 10-year-old and his reptile friends have a "HISS-sterical" time with Tiffany Haddish on The Not So Late Show.
6. Smell Ya Later; Jitter Bug
Air Date: 2021-06-09
Kids smell something fishy when Tiffany Haddish invites them to her perfume commercial and she bugs out when an 8-year-old shows off his insect collection
7. Handy Haddish; Dancing With Elephants
Air Date: 2021-06-16
Twin boys help Tiffany Haddish with a modeling gig and a 9 year old piano player tries to impress her with his amazing talent.
8. Hatchet Man; FBI Junior Agent
Air Date: 2021-06-23
A group of virtuoso violinists give a jaw dropping performance and Tiffany Haddish talks with kids about about how to make a buck.
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Rating
9.0/10
Release Date
2019-10-06
Episodes
20 (2 seasons)
Status
Returning Series
Cast
Production Companies
CBS Studios
Anvil 1893 Entertainment
She Ready Productions