The Misery Index

1. That Milk Must Have Turned by Now

Air Date: 2019-10-22

2. Men of Intellect

Air Date: 2019-10-22

Joe and Q finally become "gentlemen", a little piggy goes to the emergency room and a man rides the elevator from hell as a clumsy paramedic and accidental sexter battle to be masters of misery and win the $30,000 grand prize.

3. He’s Crushing His Man Cave Game

Air Date: 2019-10-29

What does Jameela refer to as a "fun arm," and The Tenderloins witness the most embarrassing way to ruin a friend's wedding. Will being pooped on by a dolphin or sucking toilet water out of a cell phone help contestants win $30,000?

4. How Did It Get In There?

Air Date: 2019-11-05

Find out the dumbest way to break up with someone, and what gross sex dream Sal needs to "soldier forward" from. A pantless performer and a vertical face planter go all out in the hunt to be masters of misery and for a $30,000 grand prize.

5. You Better Watch Your Filthy Mouth

Air Date: 2019-11-12

What if your landlord left this miserable surprise for you, or you're caught "faking it" on live tv? A bad wedding officiant and someone who phone sexed their mom battle it out to see who gets a chance at the $30,000 grand prize.

6. We Got That D!

Air Date: 2019-11-19

We learn the misery of "accidental man-boobs," how many jolts of electricity Q can take, and which of the Tenderloins was an "accident." Our contestants must get over shameful family antics to compete for a chance at a $30,000 grand prize.

7. So That’s Murder Then?

Air Date: 2019-11-26

Jameela shows us that there are some things you never want to find in your toilet, Sal shows us how to ruin a wedding, and a pants-wetter and a forgetful husband battle it out for a chance to win the $30,000 grand prize.

8. If My Grandmother Was That Hot, I’d Go For Her Too

Air Date: 2019-12-03

Murr doesn’t want to “pucker up,” and Sal would rather have fire ants on his face than have this misery. Will a bidet victim or someone who showed nudes to their boss become the master of misery and winner of the $30,000 grand prize?.

9. Check Out This Sucker!

Air Date: 2019-12-10

Find out which of our Tenderloins' moms came out to witness a doctor retrieving a live animal from a nose. Will a fart professional or someone caught before the act become the master of misery and get a shot at the $30,000 grand prize?

10. They Made Me Do It!

Air Date: 2019-12-17

In this game we learn which books you never want to hear at bedtime, and the most miserable way to get "stuck" cheating. A flasher and a scorned fiance compete to see who gets to the final round and a chance at the $30,000 grand prize.

1. When We Smash

Air Date: 2020-05-14

Welcome back to the Misery Index, where we can all come together to celebrate each other's misery! Joe and Q "make love", we prove why online dating is dead, and surgery leaves a man with a really teenie weenie.

2. UK vs US Special

Air Date: 2020-05-21

After some heated UK vs US banter, Jameela and the Tenderloins find out once and for all which of these great nations is truly the most miserable. Plus, Jameela has a big surprise fail for the Tenderloins.

3. This is not a Drill!

Air Date: 2020-05-28

Contestants trash talk the Tenderloins, Sal's "moist moment", and a giant door-opening python! It's all happening on this hilarious episode of The Misery Index.

4. The Grandma's Special

Air Date: 2020-06-04

They may be senior citizens, but these awesome ladies sure have lived; learning what happens when a young bull charges, and what bodily function made a girl lose 10 years of memories.

5. They Didn't Blur The Dog!

Air Date: 2020-06-11

Find out why animals should never drive, why Joe thinks "the answer is always ISIS", and which NSYNC star makes a surprise appearance in this week's episode of The Misery Index.

6. Send In The Clowns

Air Date: 2020-06-18

A moped crash that'd make Wylie Coyote proud, a big family surprise for one Tenderloin, and Murr makes a very bad bet! Our contestants get super competitive as they battle it out for $30,000.

7. No One Told Sal

Air Date: 2020-06-25

What happens when your parachute doesn't open, when your new parent is a sex doll, and what makes Jameela hide behind her podium? We've got the answers in this very fancy episode of The Misery Index.

8. I Used To Have Abs Once Too

Air Date: 2020-07-02

What happens when your parachute doesn't open, when your new parent is a sex doll, and what A truly terrifying halloween display, a contestant with the "body of a superhero", and possibly the dumbest criminals of all time? Draw your own conclusions in this week's episode of The Misery Index.

9. Trust Me As Someone Who Has One!

Air Date: 2020-07-09

'Horse' the squirrel meets a cataclysmic end! The Tenderloins renew their long standing cat vs dog fight, and one contestant makes waves by revealing who is 'statistically the best!' Tenderloin to play for a shot at $30,000 on The Misery Index!.

10. A Brick In The Face

Air Date: 2020-07-16

A biking accident of glacial proportions, a real misery who identifies as a wolf, and searching for a cell phone on a trash barge.

11. Chicken, Spaghetti And Sex

Air Date: 2020-10-20

The most disgusting house guests ever, a loser dad uses cookie money for an erotic massage and the Tenderloins go full-Italian as two contestants duke it out for $30K in this episode of The Misery Index.

12. He Looks Like Mr. Magoo

Air Date: 2020-10-27

Joe and Jameela have a major costume clash, there's a ex living in your attic and a little boy overhears his parents having sex.. and then impersonates them. All that plus Q's arachnophobia is pushed to the limit in this episode of The Misery Index.

13. Confirmed Urine

Air Date: 2020-11-10

Q and Sal dress each other up in a dare both of them regret, a karaoke queen finds out what puppy pee tastes like, and Murr pleasures an old man's big toe, all on this weird and wonderful episode of The Misery Index.

14. A Soprano In The Family

Air Date: 2020-11-17

An influencer face sucking an octopus, the most polite pass-out in history, and Murr faces his single biggest fear, all in one fun-packed episode of The Misery Index.

15. It Messes With Your Head!

Air Date: 2020-11-24

What does Murr look like with a full head of hair, what's it like to have 250 orgasms in a single day, and who likes to use handcuffs in the bedroom? Find out as our contestants battle for 30k in this kinky episode of The Misery Index.

16. Double The Misery

Air Date: 2020-12-01

Find out what happens when a carnival ride goes wrong, what it means to get intimate with the Golden Gate Bridge, and why what happens in Vegas really should stay there in this special Twins-centric episode of The Misery Index.

17. It's Gonna Be A Bloodbath

Air Date: 2020-12-03

18. I'd Say Sex With A Nun!

Air Date: 2020-12-15

A priest and nun have some late-night fun, a truckload of glass flattens a motorcyclist, and an Englishman with a very weird horse fetish - and that's just a small taste of this insanely funny episode of The Misery Index.

19. Are You Cray-Cray?

Air Date: 2020-12-22

Find out why Sal's mind is blown over poking holes in condoms, what makes Murr say "It was the coming out that hurt more than the going in", and what it looks like to be eaten by a sidewalk. All this and more on another hilarious episode of The Misery Index.

20. The $50,000 Misery Index Holiday Special

Air Date: 2020-12-23

In this Holiday Special episode of The Misery Index, find out why camels and nativities don't mix, why Santa never goes rock climbing and why Joe is trying to sell caramelized ginger bread taint. All that and festivities a plenty, plus an epic final round worth $50,000!

1. Eat My Pants!

Air Date: 2021-01-26

Two contestants, one a poison ivy victim with a suspect story and the other an over eager dancer, battle to be masters of misery and walk away with $30,000.

2. Waste of a Good Bum

Air Date: 2021-02-02

A horse is a little too friendly, an unknowing stripper crashes a bat mitzvah; water that should be off limits.

3. A Truly Miserable Valentine's Special

Air Date: 2021-02-09

4. Jon Moxley vs. His Bulldog

Air Date: 2021-02-16

5. Ye Olden Days of Misery

Air Date: 2021-02-23

"Fall down funny" edition; why going viral isn't worth it; why old times weren't necessarily the best times; think before you flash.

6. A Monkey Stole My Baby

Air Date: 2021-03-02

7. Episode 7

Air Date: 2021-03-09

8. Episode 8

Air Date: 2021-03-16

9. Episode 9

Air Date: 2021-03-23

10. Episode 10

Air Date: 2021-03-30

11. Florida! Florida! Florida!

Air Date: 2021-05-29

Find out how Florida bites back, how creepy cramps can crush your day, and when it comes to marriage proposals, always double check your family tree. Contestants battle it out to be the Master of Misery for the grand prize of $30,000.

12. Joel McHale Explodes

Air Date: 2021-05-29

13. Camels Gone Wild

Air Date: 2021-05-29

Catch clashing coworkers on camera, find out why nuns hate balls, and see why snapping selfies next to train tracks can lead to a giant headache. Haunted Contestant Lindsey takes on Fire Stick Nick for the chance to walk away with $30,000.

14. Sexy Cougars

Air Date: 2021-05-29

Witness how terrifying it can be to be stalked by a cougar, how a gardening fail can make your front yard the most popular on the block and why you should never, ever let Murr unpack your bags.

15. Is That a Third Arm?!

Air Date: 2021-05-29

Let's get together to celebrate all things Miserable. Discover the dangers of sleeping outside, how head-butting your buddy mid-air can be hazardous to their health, and you won't believe what one man has sewn onto his arm.

16. Feel the Burn

Air Date: 2021-05-29

Find out where you're most likely to find a severed head, how Joe's Wi-Fi password might get him in trouble, and see how skipping sunscreen at the beach can land you in a back bra.

17. Beast Murr

Air Date: 2021-05-29

Witness a terrifying tumble down a mountain, check out the worst ambulance ride in the world, and you'll never believe what one unlucky dude got stuck in his head. Our two contestants battle it out for the grand prize of $30,000.

18. She Licks What???

Air Date: 2021-05-29

Check out what one grandma does with her tongue for money, meet a carpenter who can count to twenty-eight, and learn why you should never, ever invite the Tenderloins to a baseball game.

19. Gambled on a Fart

Air Date: 2021-05-29

Discover the devastating downside of detox drinks and see why bathroom stall doors should have a deadbolt and how Q can make an enemy of an entire town. Let's Get Miserable as our two contestants square off for a chance at the grand prize.

20. That's Not Snowflake!

Air Date: 2021-05-29

You'll never believe what happens after one man barfs up a tumor, discover the damage an angry dolphin can do to your family, and you know it's been a rough night when you wake up in a body bag.