System Crash

System Crash

System Crash was a television show on YTV about a group of students in a media club telling the events of their fictional school, Lambton High, in the past week. The show was of the sketch comedy genre, with many short segments. Each episode usually had a theme, i.e. parents. Many of the recurring sketches had familiar titles such as Fly on the Wall, Sports Update, Burnbaum Helps, and Lambton Home Shopping.

Seasons

1. Back To School

Air Date: 1999-02-04

First day of school at Lambton Junior High, where the members of the media club lampoon student life through their own closed circuit TV show.

2. Politics And Power

Air Date: 1999-02-11

Kyle campaigns against Brian Maloney for a spot on Lambton's Student Council.

Health And Fitness

3. Health And Fitness

Air Date: 1999-02-18

""Health Week"" has the gang exploring how to eat properly and stay in shape.

4. Supernatural

Air Date: 1999-02-25

Ghouls and goblins roam the halls of Lambton when the gang suspects their school is haunted.

5. Love And Romance

Air Date: 1999-03-04

The Valentine's Day Dance brings out feelings of love in the students of Lambton.

6. Luck And Superstition

Air Date: 1999-03-11

St. Patrick's Day makes some students at Lambton Junior High feel just a little bit lucky.

Sports

7. Sports

Air Date: 1999-03-18

Tiffany Mendelson's Bat Mitzvah has the gang thinking about leaving their childhood behind.

Cyberworld

8. Cyberworld

Air Date: 1999-03-25

The Valentine's Day Dance brings out feelings of love in the students of Lambton.

9. Growing Up

Air Date: 1999-04-01

The gang explores feelings of jealousy and rivalry.

Rivalries And Competition

10. Rivalries And Competition

Air Date: 1999-04-08

The gang explores feelings of jealousy and rivalry.

11. Jobs And Responsibilities

Air Date: 1999-04-15

The Young Achiever's Fair causes the gang to take a closer look at jobs & responsibility.

12. Celebrity

Air Date: 1999-04-22

Star mania hits Lambton as the school play brings out the best – and the worst – in the students.

13. Parents

Air Date: 1999-04-29

Parent/Teacher Interview week has the gang exploring their relationship with their parents.

Crime And Punishment

1. Crime And Punishment

Air Date: 1999-11-04

Burnbaum's mother takes over the school as Vice Principal and turns Lambton Junior High into a prison! The punishment theme is explored further, culminating in a prison movie parody, ""Lambton Detention Express"".

Self-Improvement

2. Self-Improvement

Air Date: 1999-11-11

The whole school is freaking out when it's Yearbook picture day, and everyone scrambles to look half decent for posterity. Beau tries to sell a home liposuction kit on his Shopping Channel.

3. Popularity

Air Date: 1999-11-18

School uniforms are introduced so everyone looks the same. Zoe launches a protest against it and craziness ensues. Tek is ""dissed"" by the most popular girl in school on his ""Tek's Niche"" program.

4. School Safety

Air Date: 1999-11-25

Ridiculous new harsh safety rules are enforced in the school where even teeth are removed as dangerous weapons! Burnbaum stars in a bloody sequel to Shakespeare's ""Macbeth""!

5. Relatively Speaking

Air Date: 1999-12-02

Love, Exciting And New

6. Love, Exciting And New

Air Date: 1999-12-09

Another school dance, and everyone's love problems get revealed. The gang don't have dates and decide to go as a group of losers! A new product called the ""Babe Magnet"" attracts women with the flick of a switch!

Summer Loving, Had Us A Crash

1. Summer Loving, Had Us A Crash

Air Date: 2000-09-12

From the beach, the gang recap what weird stuff happened during their summer vacations, and introduce a new media club member, Chuck.

2. Chromosome Wars

Air Date: 2000-09-19

Zoe tries to get girls to take science courses, the boys are forced to relieve themselves in an outhouse, and the battle of the sexes breaks out.

3. Broken (Slightly Cracked) Families

Air Date: 2000-09-26

A field trip to the museum goes insanely wrong with parent chaperones.

4. Raging Hormones

Air Date: 2000-10-03

Puberty Class starts in school, and Zoe and Burnbaum fall in love.

5. Bully For You

Air Date: 2000-10-10

A mysterious bully haunts the school as the gang explores the topic of bullying.

6. Slack-tose Intolerant

Air Date: 2000-10-17

The gang get their term report cards, and explore the topic of laziness.

7. Boo! The Halloween Show

Air Date: 2000-10-24

At night, during the Halloween dance, the gang wait vigil for Corky, the ghost of a former angry Lambton girl.

8. Sleazy Does It

Air Date: 2000-10-31

The gang explore sleaze at corruption as a Mexican Fast Food Joint opens in the school cafeteria.

9. Double Clique-ing

Air Date: 2000-11-10

Bridget leaves the media club for greener pastures, as the gang explores the topic of fitting in and cliques.

10. All's Well That Trends Well

Air Date: 2000-11-17

The gang is outfitted with clothing from a slimy sports company, and learn about marketing and trends.

11. The Loser Is...

Air Date: 2000-11-24

The gang explores the topic of competition as their show is nominated for a big TV award.

12. All Stressed Out (And No Place To Go)

Air Date: 2000-12-01

The gang explore the topic of stress as the all freak out before the big test.

13. Season's Greed-ings

Air Date: 2000-12-08

The gang explores greed in this Christmas episode after Zoe gives them some lame presents during a gift exchange.

1. Good Deeds Done Cheap

Air Date: 2001-09-16

Zoë and the rest of the club have a show down with another gang to do the same good deed of cleaning the beach.

2. Them's Good Eats

Air Date: 2001-09-23

The gang protests for the return of their fries and gravy after a corrupt health food company takes over the school's menu.

3. With Friends Like These...

Air Date: 2001-09-30

The gang welcomes a visiting Junior High media club from Peru, and go through some rocky times with their new pals.

4. Survival Of The Kid-est

Air Date: 2001-10-07

Lambton students are sent on a school camping trip in the woods and end up voting someone ""off the island"".

5. Memories: The Yearbook

Air Date: 2001-10-14

Lambton media club makes a video yearbook with disastrous results and goes back in time to meet its first grads.

6. Internet Killed TV Star

Air Date: 2001-10-21

The Lambton media club is shocked when their rival club creates an internet webcast. How will they compete with that?

Sweet Smell Of Obsessed

7. Sweet Smell Of Obsessed

Air Date: 2001-10-28

The gang faces a number of obsessions with food, collectibles, cleanliness and tries to remedy the situations.

Chariots Of Choir

8. Chariots Of Choir

Air Date: 2001-11-04

Lambton's choir competes against the evil private school from Forsaken Manor and chaos ensues.

9. Culture Vultures

Air Date: 2001-11-11

The media club is censored by the school board and the gang fights back with hilarious results.

10. Love Is In The…Where?

Air Date: 2001-11-18

Everybody acts differently after a rumour spreads about Samantha and Beau having a fling.

A Very Special After School Special

11. A Very Special After School Special

Air Date: 2001-11-25

The gang takes a look at what kids do after a day of classes.

12. My Not-So-Secret Identity

Air Date: 2001-12-02

Beau decides to change his squeaky clean image by becoming a bitter punk rocker.

13. System Cash

Air Date: 2001-12-09

Samantha has spent the remaining budget of the media club on expensive furniture, and the gang must scramble to do some fund raising.

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Rating

0.0/10

Release Date

1999-02-04

Episodes

45 (4 seasons)

Status

Ended

Cast